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What's In The Jar?
by Hyulhyulhyul (hyulhyulhyul@yahoo.com)
***
In fractured English, a middle aged man tells the story
of his relationship with a childhood friend in reply to
the question "What's in the jar" from fellow patrons at
a bar. (Fm, nc, ped, exh, bi)
***
"Well, ya see, there was this feller by the name of
Virgil I used to run with when my daddy lost his job
and I was stayin' with my granny in Ohio for a coupla
years while him and Ma went out to look up my uncle Ned
in Fresno. Ned had him a worm farm out there and my
daddy figured he could hit him up for a job. Big
mistake. Anyway, this Virgil was a couple years older
than me, but he was in the eighth grade, same as me.
"He was a real ugly sucker, with bright orange hair, a
shitload of freckles, and big ole nose holes you could
look right into. More times than not, they was full of
boogers. He was always workin' a finger in there and
scoopin' 'em out. If you didn't watch out, he'd flip
one at you when you wasn't lookin'. Nobody wanted to
mess with him. He was tough as nails and mean as a
snake. Someone tole me he put one of the teachers in
the hospital once, but Virgil wouldn't talk about it,
so I never knowed for sure if it was true.
"For some reason, he took a shine to me. I could never
figger out why, but he latched onto me like I was his
long lost buddy the first time I ever set eyes on him.
I was takin' a piss in the boys' room and he elbowed up
beside me and took hisself a look at my pecker. I
wasn't no slacker in that department, even at the age
of fourteen. But Virgil put me to shame. After he seen
the size of my pecker, he whipped out this thing that
looked like a horse dick and waved it at me. Then he
slapped me on the back and said that me and him was
gonna be buddies.
"He was quite a guy once you got to know him. He showed
me how to swipe empty pop bottles from behind the A&P
and cash 'em in at a carry out near his grandma's
house. We come near gettin' caught a couple of times
and had to lay off for a while. But we made up for it
one night when there was this big blizzard and the snow
was drifted up to our asses. We loaded up a couple
sleds and made off with ever' bottle they had and put
'em in the garage at Virgil's grandma's. After that
they put up a fence, so we had to find us another way
to get money.
"Virgil always had somethin' goin' on to get him some
money. Sometimes he'd cut me in on one of 'em. Like,
there was this old guy with one arm that run a little
corner grocery store. He'd take Virgil back in the
stock room after he was closed and give Virgil twenty
dollars to play with his peter and let him cornhole
him. Virgil took me over there with him one evenin' and
tole me to let the guy put his hand in my pocket so he
could feel how I was hung.
Purty soon, that ole guy had his hand down inside my
pants and was squeezin' my balls. Then Virgil tole me
to let him put his peter in me and there'd be ten
dollars in it for me. It hurt like a son of a bitch
even after he greased me up with some lard or
somethin', but Virgil said it would be easier the next
time.
"After that, I'd go over there ever' week or so and get
my ten bucks. Virgil would collect the other ten for
hisself when the ole guy cornholed him. I guess that
was fair. He coulda jest kept the ole guy to hisself
and I wouldn'ta got nothin'.
"I only ever seen Virgil cry just one time. That was
the day his momma come home from the hospital. She'd
been in there for a while and I guess the inshorance
run out because they brung her home to Virgil's
grandma's and put her in a upstairs bedroom. I run over
that Saturday to see if Virgil wanted to go throw some
snowballs at cars from the overpass. I found him
sittin' on his grandma's back porch cryin' like his
heart was broke. He got all pissed off when he seen me
watchin' him and come after me with a big ole snow
shovel. I could always outrun Virgil, but he come close
to brainin' me with that shovel. A coupla days later,
he come around all contrite like and tole me about how
his momma had been brung home from the hospital that
day and how he had felt so bad about it.
"Virgil didn't have a lotta free time after that. He
had to help his grandma take care of his momma 'cause
they couldn't afford no nurse. Helpin' his grandma
meant that Virgil had to do ever'thing. His grandma was
this toothless ole skank with big ole titties that hung
down to her belly button like a coupla stretched out
water balloons. She was always heftin' and scratchin'
em inside one of them men's undershirts that don't have
no sleeves while she lain out on her sofa and watched
soap oper's all fuckin' day. Then she'd run out and
play Bingo two or three nights a week.
"Virgil took me up to see his momma one night about a
month later when his grandma was out playin' Bingo. He
tole me after school that day to come over after seven
thirty. His grandma wouldn't be back till eleven or so,
so she couldn't give Virgil a hard time for lettin' me
in to see his momma. When I come to the door, Virgil
was there waitin' fer me and tole me to come in and
follow him. We went up to his momma's room and I seen
her fer the first time. She was layin' under a sheet on
this big ole hospital type bed with rails on the sides
and cranks on it to set her up or raise her feet up.
"I could see right off that she was a real looker, if
you didn't pay no mind to the blank stare and the
vacant look. Virgil said she had some kind of a fit at
the bowlin' alley one night and she was in a coma and
wouldn't never wake up. He said he needed to give her a
bath and ast me if I would like to help him.
I said I guessed it would be all right if he didn't
mind me seein' his momma nekid. Then he pulled the
sheet and some kinda gown offa her. She was wearin'
this big diaper, but the rest of her was nekid. I could
see her big purty titties with great big nipples
stickin' up on 'em. I started gettin a boner from
lookin' at her titties and I turned away to hide it
from Virgil. I didn't want to piss him off for gettin'
a boner from lookin' at his poor nekid momma.
"But that was what Virgil had in mind all along. He
wanted me to get a boner from lookin' at her 'cause he
wanted me to fuck her. When he seen my pecker jumpin'
around in my pants, he grabbed onto it and ast me if
I'd like to put it in his momma's pussy. Now I may have
been ole Virgil's buddy and all, but Virgil wasn't the
kind to give anythin' away for nuthin'.
"So I knew that there'd be some price to pay for
fuckin' his momma. I just hoped I'd be able to pay it,
'cause all of a sudden I really wanted to fuck her.
Virgil said he'd already give her her bath and that she
was good and clean. He tole me to go ahead and touch
her titties if I wanted to. They was really nice. I
squoze on em for a bit, then Virgil tole me to go ahead
and suck em.
"Them big ole nipples felt awful nice in my mouth. My
boner was gettin' so hard that I thought it might bust
outta my pants, so I unzipped my fly and pulled it out.
That was when Virgil tole me I'd haf to suck his dick
after I fucked his mom or I could forget about it. I
tole him I reckoned I could do that if I had to. So he
took that big ole diaper offa his momma and showed me
one of the purtiest pussies I ever seen, before or
since. Course I hadn't never seen no pussies before
that, 'cept in a coupla dirty magazines.
"Virgil tole me to go ahead and put my peter in her. He
lifted up her legs one at a time and spread 'em apart
with her knees up so I could get into her. I guess all
that squeezin' and suckin' on her titties got her pussy
all juiced up, 'cause it was good and slick when I
shoved my pecker in her. It didn't take long before I
cum in her. It didn't seem like it had lasted near long
enough to be worth lettin' Virgil put his peter in my
mouth, but I knew better'n to argue. So Virgil climbed
up and sat on the bed and had me stand in front of him
to suck on his pecker after he seen I had cum in his
momma.
"It was all I could do to get my lips around that big
ole pecker of Virgil's. He grabbed me by the head and
started shovin' it into my mouth 'til I could feel it
in my throat. It was still only 'bout halfways in, but
he couldn't get no more of it in me, so he started
pumpin' it in and outta my mouth. He wasn't like me. He
took a long time to cum. When he finally did cum, he
squirted so much of his jizz into my mouth that I
couldn't swallow it fast enough to keep up with it and
some of it run out of my mouth onto his leg. He made me
lick it offa his leg and swallow it after he took his
peter out of my mouth.
"Virgil said since he had to take care of his momma he
wouldn't be goin' to school no more. He said ever' day
when he come home that big ole diaper was so full of
shit and piss that it took him a good hour to clean his
momma up and change her bed. His skanky grandma
couldn't be bothered to tear herself away from them
fuckin' soap oper's long enough to change her own
daughter's fuckin' diaper. She said she done changed it
plenty when Virgil's momma was a baby and she shouldn't
hafta do it no more durin' her 'golden years'.
"Anyway, Virgil was already sixteen, so they couldn't
make him go to school no more. Virgil said I could fuck
his momma any time I had a notion to, but I'd haf to
suck his peter after I was finished. I didn't mind
suckin' on him all that much, but Virgil was fuckin his
momma five or six times ever' day hisself. If I sucked
on him after he'd already cum four or five times, his
jizz would be kinda thin and watery like and I didn't
much care for the feelin' of it in my mouth. So I took
to spittin' it out or pullin' offa his pecker when he
was about to shoot his wad. Virgil would get hoppin'
mad and slap that big ole peter in my face like it was
a piece of hose. It hurt like hell. I tole him I'd
druther he put it in my ass when his jizz was runny
like that. He said fine, but he still wanted me to suck
on him sometimes if I cum over early.
"Takin' that big ole thing of Virgil's up my ass shore
was a lot differ'nt than bein' cornholed by that ole
one armed guy. Virgil used some lotion that he was
s'pose' to rub on his momma's body to keep her skin
from gettin' sores on it and rubbed it all over his
pecker. Then he greased up my ass hole with it and got
behind me on his momma's bed and tried to shove his
pecker up my ass. Virgil said I could lay on his momma
and suck on her titties while he fucked me, but I
couldn't fuck her again unless I give him some money.
"I had already used up the ten dollars I got from the
one armed guy, so I jest laid on his momma and sucked
on her titties while Virgil fucked me. I thought he was
gonna kill me when he started shovin' that big ole
peter in me. When he finally got it in me, he shoved it
in and out of my ass 'til I could feel his big ole nuts
slappin' against my own. Then he took his own sweet
time fuckin' me like he had all the time in the world.
When he finally cum, he pumped so much of that runny
jizz into my ass that I could feel it squishin' around
in me when he shoved his pecker all the way in.
"When he pulled his peter outta me, my ass hole was
stretched so much that it stayed open and a bunch of
that jizz cum out of it and run down onto Virgil's
momma's legs. Virgil got real pissed off and made me
lick it offa her. I'd have druther just sucked him and
swallowed his runny jizz than haf to lick it up with
some of my own shit mixed in. After that, when Virgil
fucked me, I'd real quick put my hand over my ass hole
and keep it all in me till I got offa his momma and
made a run for the crapper.
"Sometimes I'd get over there early enough to suck on
Virgil before his jizz would get too runny. But most of
the time, after I was done fuckin' his momma, he'd
shove that big ole peter in my ass and grind away in me
for a good half hour.
"Virgil was s'pose' to turn his momma over on her belly
for a few hours ever' day to keep her from gettin' bed
sores. One day I ast him if I could fuck his momma in
the ass. Virgil thought that was a good idea. So we
greased her up real good and slickened up my pecker and
I shoved it in her ass hole real easy. Virgil said she
was real relaxed because of her condition and he'd
never had no trouble gettin in her ass neither. Anyway,
I started humpin' her ass and ole Virgil starts
greasin' up my ass hole. I ast him what the fuck was he
doin' and he said we could kill two birds with one
stone.
"After that, ever' time I fucked his momma in her ass ,
Virgil would fuck me in the ass at the same time. If
his jizz was already runny, he'd fuck me in the ass
when I was fuckin' his momma's pussy too.
"Virgil tole me one day that he didn't have no time to
run over to see the one armed guy no more and I should
go there twice as often to let the ole guy cornhole me.
Virgil said he'd split with me fifty fifty, so I
thought it was a purty good deal for both've us. The
ole guy was a little pissed, but Virgil paid him one
last visit and then he seemed to be okay with it. So I
had twice as much spendin' money after that.
"Virgil was real smart. He got this real good idea
about how him and me could make some money. He tole me
to get a couple of sixth grade boys and bring 'em over
to his grandma's house one night. I picked a couple
that I knew would keep their mouths shut . One was
named Merle and the other was named Harold. Merle was
this skinny little rat faced blond headed runt with one
eye that looked way over to the side. Kids in school
called him Wall Eye. Harold was big and tough lookin'
fer a sixth grader. He had brown hair in a crew cut and
carried a pack of Lucky's rolled up in the sleeve of
his tee shirt. They was both dumb as bricks. I seen the
two of em one time swipin' candy bars and sun glasses
and some other shit from the drug store when Mr. Willis
was busy fillin' a perscription.
"I grabbed onto 'em when they come out of the drugstore
and ast em if they wanted to go to jail where they fuck
young boys or would they druther suck on my peter. They
pissed their pants and cried and said they didn't want
to go to no jail and get fucked. So I took 'em to where
there was some empty train cars sittin' on a sidin' all
abandoned and startin' to rust. We climbed up in one
and they took turns suckin' on my pecker 'til I cum in
Harold's mouth and made him swallow it. I took half
what they had stole and tole them they had to split
fifty fifty with me from now on when they stole
somethin' or I'd see they went to jail till they was
eighteen.
"Anyway, I took them two boys over to Virgil's
grandma's one night when she was off playin' Bingo.
Virgil met us at the door and tole us to come inside
quick. When we was all inside, he ast them boys if they
had ever seen nekid titties on a woman before. Merle
said he hadn't. Harold said he seen his momma's titties
when his little sister was suckin' on them, but only
got a peep before his daddy smacked him and tole him to
turn his head. Virgil ast if they would like to see
some nekid titties up real close and maybe even touch
'em. I could see they was real excited at the idea.
They both said that would be really great and looked
like they was afraid Virgil was just funnin' with 'em.
"Virgil tole 'em to follow him and the four of us went
up to Virgil's momma's room. Virgil's momma was already
nekid on top when we come into the room. Them two boys'
eyes purty near popped outta their heads when they seen
her big titties stickin' up with them big ole nipples
on top. Virgil give 'em about five seconds worth of
lookin' at her titties; then he pulled the sheet back
up and covered em with it. He tole 'em he had give 'em
a free look 'cause they was friends of mine. But if
they wanted to see her titties some more or touch 'em,
they'd haf to pay him. Both boys reached real quick
inside their pockets and come up with three dollars and
some change between 'em. Virgil took their money and
said they could look at his momma's titties for three
minutes and they could touch 'em for the last minute.
"Harold ast Virgil if they could suck on his momma's
titties too. Virgil tole him that suckin' cost more. He
tole both boys to bring him their lunch money ever'
week and they could touch his momma's titties for five
minutes and suck on 'em for the last two minutes.
Virgil pulled the sheet back down and both boys looked
at Virgil's momma's titties for the next two minutes
like they was watchin' a real good movie and couldn't
take their eyes off it. After two minutes was gone,
Virgil tole them to go ahead and touch his momma's
titties, but no suckin'. They squoze on them things
llike they was tryin' to make bread or some such.
Harold really liked takin' hold of them big ole nipples
and pullin' and twistin' em. Merle just liked squeezin'
them big round titties with both of his little hands.
"When the time was up, both boys was real eager to come
back and give Virgil their lunch money. He tole 'em to
come back in a week and bring some other boys they
could trust not to tell anyone. He tole 'em they didn't
never want to find out what would happen if anyone tole
someone about it. They both promised them or their
friends wouldn't never tell no one and then Virgil tole
them to beat it 'til next week. After they left, Virgil
give me one dollar and tole me I'd get a third of what
he got from lettin' other boys see and touch his
momma's titties for their lunch money..
"Purty soon we had about fifteen boys comin' over ever'
week to look and squeeze and suck on Virgil's momma's
titties. Some of 'em was just little guys in the fourth
or fifth grade and a couple was classmates of mine.
Virgil and me was makin' out purty good by then. He was
takin' in seventy five dollars ever' week from them
boys' lunch money and givin' me twenty five for helpin'
him set things up. After a bit, the two older boys
wasn't satisfied with jest playing with Virgil's
momma's titties. They ast Virgil if they could see his
momma's pussy and maybe fuck her. Virgil acted like he
was all pissed off, then he said what the hell, they
was both friends of mine and he guessed he could make
allowances fer 'em if they was able to come up with
twenty dollars apiece.
"That was what Virgil had been plannin' on all along.
He wanted to get them fellers real int'rested so they'd
be the ones to bring up the idea of fuckin' his momma.
They said that was a lot of money and Virgil said his
momma was real precious to him and he couldn't let them
fuck her for less than fifteen dollars apiece. They
finally agreed to pay fifteen dollars to fuck Virgil's
momma and Virgil give 'em a free look at her pussy as a
jester of good will.
"When word got around secret like that you could fuck
Virgil's momma for fifteen dollars, it got real busy at
Virgil's grandma's house. Sometimes four or five boys
at a time was lined up to fuck her. One night, they had
some kind of problem with the 'lectricity at the
Catholic church where Virgil's grandma played Bingo and
she come home early in a real huff. She run straight to
the refrigerator to get herself a beer. When she seen
some boys waitin' in line on the stairs, she ast 'em
where the fuck Virgil was and run up to find him. She
walked in Virgil's momma's room when this geeky guy
with curly hair and real thick glasses named Artie was
poundin' away in Virgil's momma.
"When she seen what was happenin', she give a big
chuckle and ast Virgil if he'd been drinkin' her
fuckin' beer 'cause there was only one bottle left and
she was real thirsty. Virgil tole her I'd run out and
get her some beer from the carry out and ast her if
she'd like me to bring her some chips or pretzels too.
We didn't never have no trouble gettin' beer from that
there carry out.
"Well we was afraid all along that we'd have all kinds
of trouble if Virgil's grandma ever found out what we
was doin' with his momma. After she seen what we was
doin' and didn't seem to mind none, we had boys comin'
over purty near ever' night of the week to do one thing
or another with Virgil's momma. We was makin' more
money than we knew what to do with. Then Virgil's momma
got knocked up.
"We didn't know nuthin' about no birth control. Anyway,
we didn't know she was knocked up 'til Virgil ast his
grandma to look at his momma's titties. They was
startin' to look diff'rent. They was gettin' bigger and
them big ole nipples was gettin' kinda rough feelin and
swole up at times. Virgil's grandma took one look at
them titties and whapped Virgil on the head with her
knuckle and said we'd gone and got his momma knocked
up. She said she wasn't gonna take care of no fuckin'
brat after his momma popped it out. We didn't need to
worry none about that fer a good while yet.
"When Virgil's momma's belly finally got real big, we
had to put her on her side and pull her knees up so she
could get fucked from behind. Virgil weren't able to
fuck me in the ass when I was fuckin' his momma that
way, so he'd fuck me on the floor after I cum in his
momma. That floor was old and creaky like and it made a
shitpot fulla noise when Virgil was fuckin me on it.
His grandma come runnin' up one time to see what all
the fuckin' noise was and like to bust a gut laughin'
when she seen Virgil shovin' that big ole peter of his
in my ass.
"Virgil's grandma didn't want no one to find out about
how Virgil and his friends was all fuckin Virgil's
momma, so she got some ole woman she knowed to cum over
when Virgil's momma was purty near ready to pop out
that baby. That ole woman knowed what to do, and purty
soon, Virgil had hisself a little baby sister. His
grandma said she looked jest like Virgil's momma when
she was a baby. She decided to name her Bonnie Lou
after some fuckin' hillbilly singer she used to like.
She still said she wasn't gonna take care of that
fuckin' kid. She reckoned Virgil would haf to find
someone to take it in. Virgil thunk on it fer a couple
of days and tole his grandma he had a better idee.
"That Virgil was one smart fucker. He knowed this girl
named Scarlet that him and some of his buddies used to
fuck a couple years back when they was all in the
eighth grade and Virgil was in the seventh grade.
Scarlet had got herself knocked up by some tree trimmer
that come into town and latched on to her pussy. He run
off when Scarlet tole him about her little bundle of
joy that was on the way. Scarlet's mom kicked her out
of her house and Scarlet was gettin' welfare and
stayin' in her granny's damp fuckin' basement with that
baby.
"Virgil tole me to watch his momma and the baby while
he run over to have a talk with Scarlet. I didn't
figure it would do no harm if I snuck a quick fuck
while Virgil was off talkin' to Scarlet, so I fucked
his momma in the ass real quick and cleaned her ass
hole good as new before Virgil cum back. That baby
shore cried up a storm while I was fuckin' her momma.
"When Virgil come back, Scarlet and her baby was with
him. He was a cute little fucker 'bout a year old with
real curly hair and big blue eyes. Scarlet was a whole
nuther story. She was real skinny and had big dark
circles under her eyes. Her hair was all scraggly and
she looked real pale. She mighta looked real purty if
she had took a notion to take care of herself.
"Anyway, Virgil tole me Scarlet was movin' in to take
care of Bonnie Lou . Scarlet tole the welfare folks
that Bonnie Lou was her kid an' they give her twice as
much money as she was gettin' before. Virgil tole her
she could keep haf of the extra money and he'd keep the
rest. It worked out purty good. Scarlet had her a nice
little room in Virgil's grandma's attic for her and her
little boy and Bonnie Lou, and Virgil didn't haf to
give his little sister away and got him some more money
in the deal.
"After Virgil's momma popped out Bonnie Lou, her
titties was all full of milk. Scarlet fed Bonnie Lou
with a bottle, so Virgil and me took to suckin' that
milk outta his momma's titties ourselfs. It tasted real
good and it was nice and warm. When some the other boys
seen milk leakin' out of Virgil's momma's nipples, they
wanted some of it too, so Virgil tole 'em they'd haf to
pay an extra dollar to suck out his momma's milk when
they was suckin' on her titties. With Virgil and me and
all them boys suckin on her titties and drinkin' her
milk, her titties and her nipples got real big and they
was always full of milk.
"Virgil didn't want to ruin a good thing, so he made
the boys use rubbers when they fucked his momma's
pussy. She kept on givin' milk for 'bout six months
'til one of them rubbers musta broke and she got
knocked up again and her milk dried up.
"It was about that time when my daddy and Ma showed up
and tole me we was all goin' to Texas where he had him
a job drivin' a big oil tanker truck. I only just had
that evenin' to say goodbye to Virgil and his grandma
and Scarlet before we piled into my daddy's station
wagon and headed for Houston. Virgil acted like it
wasn't no big deal, but I could see that he was
fightin' real hard not to cry when we was sayin'
goodbye after he fucked me one last time. I guess ole
Virgil was the best friend I ever had. And I never seen
no peter even close to bein' as big as his, and I seen
plenty of peters. Sometimes I'd catch myself thinkin'
bout that big ole thing slidin' in and out of my ass
hole and get kinda nostalgic like about them times.
"Virgil wasn't one for keepin in touch, but I'd hear
from some of them other boys from time to time about
how things was goin' for him. Ever' once in a while ,
Virgil's momma would get knocked up again and pop out
another baby. Virgil and his grandma and Scarlet was
rakin' in a shitload of money from them welfare folks,
not to mention the money comin' in for his momma's
disability. And there was always lots of new boys goin'
over there to fuck Virgil's momma or play with her
titties. One night one of the older boys was fuckin
Virgil's momma when she give out this long sigh and
shit all over the bed and died with his pecker still in
her. Virgil cum near to killin' that boy 'til some of
the boys still waitin' in line pulled him off and held
him down while his grandma called the 'mergency squad.
"Scarlet wanted Virgil to marry her, but Virgil said
them welfare folks would stop payin' all that money if
they got married. So they stayed together with them six
or seven kids 'til they was all growed up and on their
own. Then Scarlet got some kind of cancer and died the
same year Virgil's grandma died and left everythin' to
Virgil.
"I was passin' through that part of Ohio a coupla years
back with a tanker truck full of gas when I seen in the
newspaper I was lookin' at over lunch that ole Virgil
had got hisself killed tryin' to beat a B&O freight
train to the crossin' outside of town the night before.
I had to be back in Houston the next evenin' , but I
had me a few hours after I dropped off that load to run
by the funeral home and pay my respec's. They was all
closed up by the time I got there, but I seen a light
on in the basement so I looked in and seen someone down
there sweepin' up. It was my ole buddy Harold. They had
a entrance in the back where they could bring the dead
folks into the basement. I tapped on the door and ole
Harold come to see who the fuck was at the door so
late.
"He wasn't none too happy to see me, but I showed him a
fifty dollar bill and he let me in. I tole him I wanted
to see Virgil's body and pay my respec's and I was
short on time. Harold said they wasn't showin' Virgil's
body 'cause he'd been chewed up purty good by that
train. I tole him I wanted to see Virgil anyways and
give him another fifty. He went over and pulled open
this big long drawer where they kept the dead folks on
ice 'til they got 'em ready for their loved ones to
look at. There was this big black plastic bag with a
zipper on top and a tag with Virgil's name on it.
Harold unzipped it and showed me what was left of
Virgil.
"It looked like what you might expec' to find in the
garbage can at a butcher's shop. Ole Virgil had been
chopped up like hamburger with bones and gristle mixed
in and a few bigger pieces here and there. I grabbed up
that push broom that ole Harold had been sweepin' up
with and started stirrin' 'round in that bag with the
handle of it. I wasn't real sure what I was lookin' for
'tiI seen ole Virgils peter layin' there purty as you
please without a mark on it. It was cut off real neat
with some of them orange hairs still stickin' off it. I
palmed that sucker while ole Harold was bent over
pukin' and thanked him for lettin me pay my respec's.
"Anyway, to make a long story short, you fellers ast me
what was in this here jar and now you know. It's purty
well pickled by now. Let me show you. Dern! This
fuckin' thing's gettin' hard to open. Hey, fellers!
Where you goin'? I was just fixin to get the next
round! Come on back!
"Haw, haw, haw! It works ever' time."
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The author does not condone child abuse, this story is
meant as an erotic fantasy not real life. Anyone acting
out such scenarios in "real life" can look forward to
many unproductive years getting it up the butt by a
fellow convict in their local prison.
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