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Funk
by Peter_Pan (uds3@hotmail.com)

***

Following the sexual excesses of "They Walk Among Us" 
and "Even In The Best Families Part V" it is time I 
think for some balancing non-erotica. Based on fact, 
this is the harrowing account of a mountains vacation 
gone bad. I repeat, for those who may wish to move 
along now, there is NO SEX. (MM, fear, no sex)

***

An inevitable confrontation in the mind of the average 
cynic - a journalist down on his creativity and a well-
stocked bar somewhere this side of desperation. 

Personally I would have called it a slow-news week, but 
at the insistence of my editor, who running the numbers 
under psyche-evaluation mode, famously decreed that I 
could use a week off, had subsequently checked myself 
into a hotel, one of those atmospheric and gothic 
edifices fronting the main highway through Sydney's 
Blue Mountains. Peace and tranquility had been the 
order of the day. What I pulled down was nearer The 
Twilight Zone - a movie-length episode at that!

Just twelve hours earlier, I had been sitting alone in 
the corner of Kelly's Bar on Devlin Street, a quiet and 
little known area of Blackheath, an historical and 
somewhat picturesque little township, similar - rather 
in atmosphere than architecture - to it's counterpart 
in South East London and after which it was named in 
the 1800's. A haven for the seriously romantic, the 
dreamers, mid-life crisis sufferers and aspiring 
writers - all of which in retrospect, I laid claim to 
holding temporary membership. Some half a mile or so 
from my hotel, I probably would never have stumbled 
across it had it not been for my nose for a decent 
scotch - and Kelly's had plenty on tap. 

Besides, the place suited me, hardly anyone except the 
locals knew it was there. Even Kelly himself would 
drift off into his own reverie between serving 
customers. The room, for there was only the one lounge, 
was quaint rather than spacious. An attempt most likely 
by the owner, to resurrect the image of a typically 
English pub here in the Colonials, one might say with 
but moderate success. At intervals, from the prolific 
cedar wood panelling, brass ornaments hung in appealing 
disorder. The chairs clustered into a flanking pattern 
around the occasional table, housed to a man, 
characters, each of which had experienced something 
more than that which comes from a lifetime's devotion 
solely to the nine-to-five grind.

I was romancing my third scotch - the tide was 
definitely receding, when the front door imploded, 
ushering in not only the dishevelled newcomer, but a 
blast of sub-arctic air and a few flakes of snow, the 
first of the season. The bringer of this instant 
confusion was a young woman somewhere in her late 
twenties. To describe her condition as hysterical would 
be kind though inaccurate, screaming as she was and 
pleading for help of some kind. Beyond this she was 
incoherent. Kelly, who it would appear had a way with 
women, seized the initiative and swiftly handled the 
somewhat delicate situation by seizing the girl by the 
shoulders and delivering a well-directed slap across 
her right cheek. A fierce intake of breath could be 
heard around the bar, but to be sure, the screaming 
stopped.

"Here Miss, have a sip of brandy," said Kelly, handing 
her a small glass of the calming liquor. The girl took 
it with shaking hands, downed a mouthful before 
spluttering uncontrollably as the spirit temporarily 
took her breath away. "Now then, what is it girl? 
What's happened?" he asked. 

Reduced now to intermittent sobs and violent fits of 
trembling, the young woman was able to tell how her 
young son aged eight had not returned from the corner 
store some three hours earlier. Further questioning 
revealed that she had spent the intervening time 
roaming the "Heath," looking for the lad. It should be 
made clear to the reader that the township does not 
have there a permanent Police presence. Crime rates 
lower than stale bread in these mountain outposts and 
the constabulary are better served in larger populated 
areas at lower altitudes of the Blue Mountains.

Thus it was decided then and there that the entire 
patronage of Kelly's Bar, a force of nine (including 
Kelly), would immediately instigate a search of the 
area. Kelly first escorted the young lady home, little 
more than a street away, promising that the young lad 
would be found and returned, or his name wasn't Kelly! 
Between us of course, we gave ourselves a couple of 
hours which if still unsuccessful would mean calling in 
the appropriate authorities. With that, we set off with 
high expectations of finding the lad.

The locals, having an unsurpassed knowledge of the 
area, split the densely wooded sections to the 
immediate west of the corner-shop between us. The boy 
it seemed had made it that far, and according to the 
proprietor, had left for home well over two and a half 
hours earlier. 

Myself and two others were accorded the south-western 
perimeters which bordered upon the sheer cliff faces of 
Govett's Leap - a near three-hundred metre, ninety 
degree descent to the valley floor. By day a touristy 
venue for the amateur photographer - by night, best 
avoided unless an experienced hang-glider. It was 
considered highly unlikely that Mike, for such was the 
lad's name, could have strayed that far, but a search 
is a search, and must be treated accordingly.

Of concern, the weather was closing in, the snow 
intensifying and visibility down to yards now given the 
pockets of thick mist drifting across from the higher 
reaches of Mount Victoria. With barely an hour before 
dusk additionally, the element of time was coming 
prominently into play.

Firstly checking with a few local residents, none had 
seen the boy although one elderly lady thought she 
might have seen a youngster resembling his description, 
crossing the road further up towards "The Castle," a 
fancifully named rock formation standing silently if 
not introspectively, beside the eastbound track to 
Govett's Leap.

Leaving the others to patrol the wooded region to the 
north of the track, I took to the south side where the 
trees were few and far between, the buildings mere 
isolated cabins and the general outlook - bleak, in a 
word. Calling out intermittently

"Mike... can you hear me?" and similar equally useless 
phrases that spring to mind when one instinctively 
realises the inadequacy of the situation. I knew he was 
not around here and yet, I was impelled to keep going. 
Perhaps it was fuelled by the image of his distraught 
mother, maybe I had to placate my own sense of self-
importance but as darkness finally descended, my ears 
were strained for some response... anything!

At length the trees gave way to bushes and the road was 
left way behind. Ahead I could make out a low fence 
through the heavy mist. With little or no light to 
guide me, the moon having but the occasional victory in 
its quest to penetrate the thick cloud-cover, I stepped 
over the fence and crunched on to light gravel, the 
noise quite incongruous in the enveloping silence. 
Directly ahead, the mist and blackness combined to 
present anything but a welcoming presence. 

Suddenly stubbing my toe on an outsize rock, seemingly 
placed there for that very purpose, I tripped and fell 
forwards. Lying there momentarily, I realised that my 
head appeared to be without support. Normally I 
reasoned, when one falls, the head is either cushioned, 
bruised or otherwise ill-treated by the ground itself. 
This not being the case tonight was a definite worry! 
No support meant no ground, which threw up but one 
inevitability... I was right on the cliff edge! This 
was indeed the case, and it took every ounce of courage 
I didn't have, to get to my feet.

Shaking worse than a first time lottery-winner, my eyes 
gradually accustomed to the gloom and I could see just 
how close to death I had come. The reality brought on 
shock and I wept there, crouched on my knees, 
vulnerable and emotionally violated. 

My self-pity was interrupted by a sound - faint, but 
clearly audible. I stood up, listening intently... it 
came again, far to my left. Surely a cry for help? 
Following the low fence, barely three metres from the 
cliff face, I called out desperately,

"I hear you, can you hear me?"

Within seconds the call came again... clearer this 
time.

"Help me please - I'm down here." Undoubtedly the voice 
of a young boy.

The ground began to slope upwards and the fence came to 
an abrupt end causing me further insecurity. Making 
progress somewhat gingerly now, and ever aware of the 
imminent presence of that drop-zone, there came another 
plea,

"Here, I'm right here!" 

The words were almost directly beneath me, and lying 
full length, I could now make out the edge. Staring 
down into the darkness, I called out,

"Mike, is that you?"

"Yes," came the reply. "Please get me up, I want to go 
home."

I could hear sobbing and forgetting my own immediate 
danger, I craned my head downwards and called to the 
lad.

"How far down are you Mike? Are you hurt?"

The lad was able to describe how he had slipped on the 
edge trying to peer over and had fallen, perhaps three 
metres, on to a small rock-ledge below. I was just able 
to make-out his situation beneath me as he spoke. He 
didn't appear to have suffered any serious injury, but 
was obviously now freezing cold and with no way up was 
understandably close to hysteria. How he had survived 
these past few hours without 'losing it' was 
remarkable.

Obviously too far down to reach, I pulled off my belt 
and leaning downwards, hung the belt as far as I was 
able. Even standing on tip-toe, the boy was barely able 
to reach it, let alone grab hold of it. I judged the 
distance to be a fraction more than three metres. His 
only chance was obviously with me down there to help 
him up the rock face. No chance to leave him there and 
go for help....the boy was exhausted and terrified. 

Thus, using the belt as a guide, and with Mike's help, 
I was able to pinpoint near enough, the centre of the 
ledge. This done, I lowered myself, facing the cliff-
wall, until I was hanging precariously from the safety 
of the overhead ledge. Mike was barely able to reach my 
knee. Something less than a man in the peak of fitness 
and with less experience of rock-climbing than most 
ten-year olds, I was not overly confident of my ability 
to drop cleanly, so to avoid any further negative 
deliberation on the matter - I let go! 

It wasn't pretty! Lying there crumpled up and 
temporarily unable to move by virtue of muscular 
paralysis, my heart was thudding unmercifully and a 
full-on coronary surely but seconds away! Mike took my 
hand... the poor kid was freezing. Overcoming my 
physical adversities, I managed to get to my knees as 
the lad clung to me - for warmth as much as security I 
imagine. Discarding my outer coat, I pulled off my 
thick woollen cardigan and zipped it back up around his 
shivering little body. Perhaps a no-go in the fashion 
stakes, but in the thermal-preservation department, an 
instant winner! The coat, I replaced around my own 
shoulders.

The boy's teeth were still chattering and he kept 
muttering, "I want my mum, I want my mum!" I wanted her 
MYSELF at that moment!

I calmed him down as best I could and explained that he 
was going to have to stand on my shoulders and haul 
himself up from there. It seemed good in theory, there 
being no other immediate solution evident. Before 
hoisting him up, I thought it prudent to determine the 
exact size of the ledge on which we stood. 

I could pretty much see it in the gloom, but knowledge 
is preferable to guesswork any day! Thus crawling very 
tentatively on hands and knees I took stock of our 
rocky life-support. Probably less than three metres in 
width and half that in depth, it didn't leave much room 
for line-dancing. Beneath it was an unknown quantity, 
the blackness, for the moment at least, blotting out 
our dire predicament. 

Fighting back tears, Mike climbed on to my shoulders as 
I crouched down. I told him to keep in contact with the 
cliff-face at all times and he was dutifully heeding my 
instructions as I began to stand up. With absolutely no 
warning, the ledge beneath us cracked and split-across 
just left of center, the right-hand section giving way 
as I instantly changed footing to the residual left 
fragment. The rock slithered and crashed out of view, 
slamming into the cliff face with a monstrous 
reverberation during its epic fall to the valley-floor. 
The shifting of my own centre of gravity dislodged the 
boy from my shoulders. 

As he flew past me, primal screams tearing at the night 
air, I grasped at his flailing limbs. Somehow I caught 
his left arm in passing and throwing myself backwards, 
was able to arrest his fall. I heard simultaneously, 
the impact of the fractured ledge as it struck bottom. 
My grip on the boy was loosening, the strain telling on 
my shoulder-joints, as he slid now up to the wrist, 
hanging clear in mid-air with only death beneath him. 

I called down to him to reach up for my other arm, 
there being no way I could support him for many more 
seconds like this. Somehow, amidst his desperation, the 
human spirit which so covets life at its most critical 
hour, took over, and swinging in an arc he grabbed my 
right hand. In an instant he lay beside me, a spent 
force, just whimpering quietly.

We remained there unmoving for maybe two or three 
minutes... time wasn't of real importance given the 
prevailing circumstances you will understand. Gradually 
I pulled him to me and sought to comfort him in some 
small way... was there ever I wondered, a more defining 
example of the blind leading the blind? Realising that 
I had to get the boy to safety now, I moved to stand. 
The remaining half-ledge shifted, creaking as it tilted 
downwards at an angle of some fifteen degrees. 
Obviously critically weakened by the events of the last 
few minutes, the slab was threatening to precipitate us 
now on a one-way descent to oblivion.

"Hell, and no-one will ever know," I thought to myself 
ruefully. 

With obviously nothing but danger inherent in any 
upright movement, I pulled Mike close-up to me mid-
slab, right alongside the cliff-face, so as to limit 
the downward pressure of our combined weights. Whilst a 
definite shifting was still detectable in the ledge 
itself, the tilting was partially rectified. For an 
hour or so, I called out, not with any realistic 
expectation of being heard, but rather to give the boy 
some hope in what was, to surely the most optimistic 
person, a near hopeless situation. No-one at Kelly's 
Bar knew me intimately and would have presumed I had 
simply gone home... wherever that may have been!

Hunched up there, hour after hour, additionally with 
the onset of hypothermia, knowing that at any second 
whatever was still supporting the slab may well tire of 
the effort, plunging us to our deaths, was no cause for 
real positive thinking and by the time the first rays 
of light appeared, the true aspect of our situation 
became apparent.

A cursory examination of our immediate environment was 
negative in all aspects. The cliff top appeared now 
higher than had seemed its reality during the night. 
This however was the least of our worries. The cliffs 
themselves were absolutely sheer, no other rocky 
outcrops to speak of and the view in all directions, 
one of subliminal terror. For souls such as I, 
afflicted with vertigo at the top of a step-ladder, 
this was really bad news!

Of prime concern, the slab we were hunched-up on was, 
by the light of day, so small, it defied logic how we 
had not slipped off it already. Barely a metre and a 
half square, it was so tiny the only thing more fearful 
was wondering what exactly was holding IT up? I told 
Mike that whatever he did, not to look down.....advice 
I should most certainly have followed myself.

Salvation now could only come through our being heard 
by someone hopefully out for their early morning 
constitutional, well off the beaten track! Conserving 
my energy and voice-box, I began calling out at six-
thirty am. Limiting my message to "Help" or "Anyone 
there?" I continued unabated for almost an hour. Except 
for one terrifying jolt, when I tried standing at one 
stage, our situation remained unchanged. 

By seven-forty-five I had grown inwardly despondent. 
The boy was suffering from exposure and no evidence had 
been seen or heard that any local authorities were 
searching for us, not that they had any reason to be 
scouring the lookout and its immediate area. Still I 
called aloud! Just before eight thirty came an 
unexpected answer,

"You there... where are you?"

Immediately, I knew how the lifeboat occupants must 
have felt when the Carpathia steamed into view!

Without thinking, I leapt up calling out, "Here, down 
here!"

Too late I remembered our insecure platform. To my 
horror the rock tilted further - no stopping it this 
time. As if in slow-motion, I saw the view beneath us 
expanding as our tenuous support lessened. Clutching 
Mike's hand, I saw his eyes widen in terror. The tilt 
increased and I prayed that we would be dead before 
impact. Something struck the rock-face behind me It was 
a rope-ladder. Holding Mike by his right hand, I 
grasped the life-giving rungs, swinging the boy up to 
my waist, where he took desperate hold.

"For God's sake, don't look back," I cried, as the 
entire slab broke loose and fell into the yawning 
abyss... just as we were drawn up to safety. I had 
erred in my logic. The search squad had realised my 
disappearance and had called in Police Rescue at first 
light. They had been searching for almost two hours.

Mike was reunited with his mother and I with a glass or 
three of Kelly's very best scotch. It was on the house!

Funny thing, anyone mentions Govett's Leap these days 
and I leave the room, even now, a quarter of a century 
later.


(c) Peter_Pan 

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