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The Buddy System
by Posterboy (address withheld)
edit by TampaSeaside@yahoo.com
 
***

A guy visits his buddy and new wife only to get a 
surprise. Things get better after a pizza run. (MMF, 
voy, 1st, oral, mast)
 
***

I pulled into Benny's driveway after planning a long 
weekend visit for several months. Hotrods being what 
they are, I wasn't surprised to find him putting a new 
clutch in his car. Jumping out of my 32 Ford three 
window, he crawled out from under his Nomad. We shook 
hands while shouting hellos and talking too fast. Benny 
got married about a month ago.
 
His new wife Patty came out saying, "Hi there, Dick, 
Benny told me a lot about you."
 
I got a hug and a kiss on the cheek. He made a good 
choice, Patty was cute.
 
Benny asked me, "Dick, would you mind driving Patty to 
work?"
 
I said, "No problem, happy to, when ya need to go?"
 
She answered, "About fifteen minutes should work fine. 
I like to get there early."
 
I said, "Okay, but I need to use your bathroom."
 
I went inside to pee and when I returned their 
conversation abruptly stopped. I figured that's cool, 
they're newlyweds. Probably screwing each other silly 
all the time. I was worried about staying and being a 
third wheel.
 
Patty said, "Gonna gab my bag, let's go," as she gave 
Benny a long, wet kiss goodbye.
 
I opened my car's door and she climbed in. Working in a 
hospital, she had a nurse uniform. It was a white 
dress. Kinda hot I thought. I got a nice peek at her 
legs as she piled into my car. Patty is a pretty woman 
with great hips, a thin waist, but not really big up 
top. Not too small, just about right I guess. She 
looked up and caught me staring at her legs, but she 
just smiled. I closed the door, got in and started the 
car. We headed to her work.
 
Patty said, "Dick, you like my legs?"
 
I blushed and said, "Sorry, I didn't mean to stare, but 
very nice, very nice."
 
Patty lifted her skirt to mid-thigh asking, "Do you 
think this dress is too long?"
 
She pulled the edge higher so I could see her lace 
panties, nice sexy white ones, her garter and 
stockings. Too my amazement, her fingers softly rubbed 
between her legs.
 
I think I turned white and said, "It's a perfect 
outfit, just right."
 
Totally distracted, I swerved back onto the road 
saying, "Sorry."
 
Patty giggled asking, "You still going with what's her 
name?"
 
"No, she wanted to date other guys, it's ok, it was fun 
while it lasted," I replied.
 
Then out of the blue Patty asked, "Was she good in 
bed?"
 
I choked a bit again, then answered, "Yeah, she was 
pretty great."
 
Changing the subject I asked, "How's married life 
treating you?"
 
"Oh great," she shared, "he's a great guy, we have sex 
sometimes three time a day. I think he's trying to wear 
my pussy out."
 
I said, "Well you sound like you're enjoying yourself."
 
Patty elaborated for me, "Oh yeah, I do love sex. Dick, 
ummmmm, usually before Benny drops me off, I always 
give him a blow job. Since he didn't bring me today, 
can I give you one? I'm horny and love sucking cock. 
It's ok with Benny, I asked him before you came out of 
the house."
 
I said, "Oh man, I would love that."
 
"But you can't fuck me," she giggled.
 
Then she reached over and rubbed the front of my jeans. 
She started unbuttoned my jeans while I turned into the 
parking lot.
 
My cock was hard as steel. I told Patty, "I think I can 
stay at my Aunt's place tonight. You two don't need me 
around cramping your style."
 
"Well thanks," she answered, "But we really don't mind 
you being in the house. You're our first guest. I have 
some nice meals planned and it will be fun. You need 
some fun don't you?"
 
Patty pointed to a place saying, "Pull over there and 
let me get at your nice hard dick, God I love your 
name, Dick."
 
After parking, she pulled my jeans and underwear down 
whispering, "You should wear boxers instead of jockeys. 
Women like guys that wear them."
 
Her lips swiftly touched my cock and soon she was 
bobbing her head up and down. Patty was using her 
tongue, teasing the spot right under the head of my 
cock. I could feel my balls draw up. Patty was cupping 
them and I started to moan. My cock swelled with the 
first spurt and I grunted as I filled her mouth. Not a 
drop was lost. I couldn't believe this was happening. 
She milked my cock dry. 
 
I complimented her, "You really know how to please a 
guy."
 
She sat up licking her lips while her eyes were smiling 
at me.
 
She kissed me on the cheek and said, "Thanks, you 
really taste good. Can you pick me up after work? I'll 
call when you guys can come and get me. Not sure what 
time I get off, probably around four. I hope Benny gets 
our car back together tonight."
 
I dropped her off at the front door and left. I drove 
back to Benny's and pulled into the driveway.
 
Once again, grease-monkey crawled out from under the 
car sharing, "Damn they gave me the wrong throw out 
bearing. I need a new one. So, how'd it go? Patty suck 
cock for you?"
 
I said, "Hell yeah, I though you'd be pissed."
 
Benny retorted, "Hey we're buddies right? Share and 
share alike, just keep it to yourself. I woulda loved 
to see your face when she asked you."
 
I admitted I almost ran off the road. Holding his sides 
he was laughing hard.
 
Benny grumbled, "Oh hell yeah, that's funny, yeah real 
funny. I haven't made the first payment on this thing 
yet. But man you car sounds strong."
 
I told him, "It's a 12 second car. On the way up, I was 
on that long straight away, you know, before your turn 
off? I opened her up and had the needle pointing almost 
a hundred and thirty, still had more pedal too, but she 
gets a little wobbly. Got four hundred twenty five 
horses, but some people say it's like fifty more. 
Either way, hauls ass. You can take it for a spin when 
Patty's calls. We need to pick her up later. I'll ride 
shot gun." 
 
Benny went in to shower while I washed my car; 
although, he quickly returned and we started on a cold 
six-pack. With a few brews under my belt, I'd sleep 
just fine, even on that couch. Heading inside, we sat 
at the kitchen table and played cards, waiting for 
Patty's call.
 
I told Benny, "Patty loves my name."
 
He laughed saying, "You got that right, she loves any 
dick. Sure can't get enough of mine. Maybe she'll give 
you another chance before you go to bed."
 
I said, "I'd feel strange with you watching."
 
"Nah, it's ok. Just enjoy yourself. We're buddies 
right? So no sweat," he told me.
 
Right then the phone rang and it was time to go get 
Patty. I threw the keys to him and we went outside. He 
opened my car up and started her. Backing out, he 
dropped it into first, tapped the gas midway and the 
tires smoked as we tore off. Quick stop at the parts 
store and then we pulled in front of the hospital. 
Patty was waiting for us. I got out and let Patty slide 
in next to Benny. Quickly she leaned over and kissed 
him.
 
Then she said, "Hey Dick, how's it hanging?" I laughed. 
Patty flashed her smile saying, "I've always want to 
say that to you. How come Benny's driving, is it 
because I gave you a blow job?"
 
I said, "No, it's because were buddies and we share our 
stuff."
 
Patty reached over and rested her hand on the front of 
my jeans. Then she turned to Benny and starting giving 
him a hand job inside his pants.
 
Benny squealed, "Two hot ladies. Patty babe, you're 
fast, but Dick's 32 screams!" He mashed the gas and we 
fishtailed onto the street.
 
I asked, "Hey, want to make a pizza run? That sure 
would go good with that beer. You drive Benny, go ahead 
and open her up a little, but you get stopped you pay 
for the ticket. Hard as hell to sandwich a 427 side 
oiler under this nose, kinda front end heavy. I think 
that's why she gets squirrelly over 130."
 
I bought two pizzas and we headed home. On the way, 
some guy wanted to drag. He tried to goad me and called 
me a few names. As we cruised, the clown followed us. I 
ignored him. He passed me, speed off and drove like a 
fool. Dumbass blew right past a cop car. Cop popped him 
near a package store. Red lights were flashing and we 
couldn't resist stopping for another six-pack, just to 
rub it in. 

Pulling out, all of us gave him the finger. But, you 
know, heck I wasn't gonna race with them in the car. 
I'd a kicked his ass for sure. Three people crammed on 
a bench seat. Glad they caught the dope. We laughed 
until we pulled into the driveway. Heading inside I 
looked at Patty's hot ass as she walked ahead of us. 
She looked great in that uniform, taut hips and butt, 
with a nice little wiggle.
 
Benny nudged me saying, "Great view huh?"
 
"Oh yeah," I said.
 
Patty turned asking, "What are you two up to?"
 
"Just enjoying you walking," I said.
 
We popped open more beers, ate the pizza and I was 
getting a nice little buzz on.
 
I hadn't stopped to eat on the way, so I said, "The 
beer is really getting to me, so I better say goodnight 
early."
 
Patty said, "Don't I get a kiss?"
 
I kissed her, boy she has nice soft lips and great 
perfume. I went into the living room, got undressed and 
laid down on the couch. Not the most comfortable thing, 
but if it got too hard, I'd try the floor. I dozed a 
few minutes then woke to the sound of them fucking.
 
I heard Patty saying, "Oh Benny, uh-huh, that feels 
good yeah, yes, fuck me Benny."
 
I heard their bed squeaking, since I was only a room 
away. Patty is a noisy moaner and I was hard from 
listening. I tried to visualize what she looked like 
naked. That really got me going, so I started to stroke 
my cock, listening closely to them. I had my eyes 
closed and was jerking off like a kid when I felt 
Patty's hand on my arm. Pulling me up, she was 
motioning me into the bedroom with them. Caught me 
jerking off; I turned 5 shades of red.
 
I admitted, "You two just excited the hell out of me."
 
Patty said, "Good, I want you to join us, Benny does 
too, follow me."
 
Standing naked, I still had a decent buzz and boner on. 
I followed her into their bedroom. Benny was on his 
back and his cock was wet and straight up. Patty swung 
her leg over Benny. Then she lowered herself and Benny 
slid into her with a groan. Patty reached her hand over 
and dipped her fingers into a jar of Vaseline. She 
rubbed the lube between the cheeks of her ass and then 
covered my swollen cock with the slick gel.
 
Patty said, "Get behind me and put that cock in my ass. 
When Benny pulls out you push in. Just keep doing that. 
That's how I want it and do it now!"
 
Kneeling behind her what a beautiful sight I saw. She 
had a great ass. Patty started rubbing my cock against 
her anus and began to pull me inside.
 
Benny said, "Wow man, I can feel your cock sliding into 
her ass," and as his cock twitched, he told me, "Oh 
yeah, I feel that cock going in deep now."
 
Patty groaned, "This is incredible. My ass is on fire 
and my pussy is leaking. I'm so slippery."
 
I was all the way in and could feel Benny's balls 
touching mine. Benny pulled out, then pushed back in 
over and over. Each time he was out, I pushed in. When 
he was all the way in, I pulled out. Patty started to 
shake and moan.
 
I grabbed her hips and she moaned, "Yeah that's it, 
hold onto me. Oh baby, do me, do me harder."
 
I pulled out again. Benny and I had a good rhythm 
going. Patty's ass was so hot. Going crazy, her head 
was bobbing from side to side. She said things we 
couldn't understand. When Benny couldn't hold it any 
longer, I felt his cock swell and jerk inside her 
pussy. Patty started cumming too and clamped down 
tightly on me. I couldn't move. I felt my cum trying to 
squirt, but her hold on me was like a vice. The head of 
my cock just throbbed and tingled. Then she relaxed 
enough and I slammed deep into her again, groaned and I 
filled her ass. Benny grunted again and I felt his cock 
jerk. That made mine jump and spasm.
 
I said, "That feels great."
 
Benny said, "Man, I felt you cum in her ass."
 
I said, "Yeah, it felt weird at first, but it's sexy as 
hell. I could feel you spurting in her too."
 
Poor Patty was out of it. She was trying to rise up, 
but her arms were rubbery. I reached forward and helped 
pull her up. She had no control of her body. Both our 
cocks were still deep inside her.
 
She said, "I feel like I've got the biggest turd in my 
ass."
 
Benny said, "That's not a turd, it's Dick's dick."
 
"I need help into the bathroom," she laughed.
 
We got her into the bathroom and I helped her onto the 
seat. My cum start to flow out of her asshole just as 
she sat down, Benny's was draining from her pussy.
 
Patty cut a real loud fart squealing, "Oh my, I'm so 
sorry, I'm so embarrassed."
 
Then she started to laugh and a lot of little farts 
followed. The more she farted the more she laughed; we 
quickly joined her chuckling.
 
Benny turned the water on and took a quick shower. I 
went in and washed after him. Then Patty cleaned up. 
While she was drying herself off, I got a good look at 
her naked.
 
Patty asked, "Well what do you think?"
 
I said, "You're beautiful."
 
She answered, "Well thanks, but I meant about having 
sex with us. Was it everything you expected? I thought 
it was like a big fireworks display going off. I was 
the big bang, the finale."
 
Benny got us each a beer and said, "Here's to the buddy 
system."
 
Patty surprised us saying, "I want to do it again, not 
tonight, but I want Benny in my ass and you in my 
pussy. You have to wear a rubber though. I've never cum 
so hard before. You guy's are something else, sitting 
there with your drippy cocks, bright red and all. My 
poor pussy and ass will never be the same again."
 
Benny winked at me saying, "Well, we don't have to if 
you don't want too."
 
Patty said, "Are you two coming to bed or going to sit 
up drinking beer all night?"
 
Benny got in bed with Patty as I starting walking back 
to the living room.
 
Patty hollered, "Dick, where you going? Get in bed with 
us, it's more comfortable here."
 
I liked the feeling of their bodies against mine. I 
fell asleep next to her. Wow, what a living dream!

END

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