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How to Enjoy the Company of a Streetwalker
by Tongueman (tongueman276@hotmail.com)
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A guide to the purveyors of the world's oldest
profession. (MF, prost, oral)
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Over the past few decades I have had the pleasure of
enjoying the company of purveyors of the world's second
oldest profession, in over a dozen different countries
as well as in over one half of the states in the U.S.
and one half of the provinces in Canada. I have spent
quality time with escorts, call girls, massage parlor
girls, brothel girls, bar girls, hotel hoes, and street
walkers, but this article is devoted to the basest form
of prostitution, the street whores.
The following is my advise gleaned from years of
picking up and getting blown by and fucking ladies of
the night. If you ever think that you might venture
onto a stroll to seek companionship from a member of
the fairer sex, then read these words of advise and
ignore them at your peril. My only proviso is that most
of my experience with street walkers has been in North
America and it may or may not apply to all countries in
other areas of the world.
I have divided my advise into three lists. First, those
that are aimed at keeping you out of the hands of the
local authorities. Second, those that are aimed at
keeping you safe (both physically and financially).
Third, those that are aimed at ensuring that you get
the best bang for your buck.
AVOIDING COPS TIPS
There is nothing worse than going to a stroll to get
yourself a nice tasty little piece of tail, only to end
up spending the night in some jail cell with Bubba as
your cell mate. Follow these suggestions to minimize
your chances of getting busted and having to deal with
all of the crap and embarrassment that goes with it.
1. Always drive around the stroll a few times to get
the feel for what is going on that night. Keep your
eyes peeled for too many cop cars circling the area and
especially ghost cars that might indicate that there is
an undercover police sting operation looking to bust
unsuspecting johns (that's you). Get to know the feel
for the stroll and when the feel changes get the hell
out of there. No cops can be just as dangerous as too
many cops. Be paranoid and if something doesn't seem
right then trust your instincts and leave the area
immediately. Remember, he who cruises and drives away,
lives to cruise another day.
2. When you are cruising in search mode, and you see a
lady who looks like someone who you'd enjoy busting a
nut with, pull up near her with her on the passenger
door side. Leave the passenger side door unlocked and
look at her, but do not motion her over. If she's a
whore, she'll be anxious to make some cash and she will
open the door and get in. If she is an undercover cop,
she will probably wait for you to clearly invite her
over, because she needs you to initiate the contact or
you can cry "entrapment".
3. Once she has come over and opened your door she will
probably jump right in but if she doesn't, invite her
in. Ask her if she needs a ride or something. An
undercover cop will usually NOT get into your car. Bad
things can happen to undercover female cops getting
into a john's car, so they usually will not do it. Cops
will usually try and get you to negotiate with them,
with them standing at the window, but do not do that
under any circumstances. If she doesn't get in the car,
drive away and don't look back, and remember this,
NEVER discuss sex for money with a chick who won't sit
in your vehicle!
4. Avoid hookers who are working in pairs. Undercover
cops usually work in pairs on the stroll for their own
safety. They also have back-up nearby (usually ghost
cars). Hookers working alone are usually fairly
plentiful and they are always your best option. If you
see one that you know you just have to pound and she is
with another hoe, keep an eye on them and if her friend
goes off with someone else, then you're in like Flynn.
If neither of them get into a car then that might be a
good sign that they are trouble, so get away from them.
5. If your whore initiates the squeeze test, then go
for it. For some reason, a lot of whores seem to think
that if you are an undercover cop, you will not squeeze
their tits. If they ask you to do it, then go for it. I
like to reach inside their top and play with the nipple
a bit. Besides being fun, I doubt very much that an
undercover cop would invite and allow guys to tweak her
nipples, so if you have done that, things are looking
pretty good for you.
6. Don't initiate a discussion of money for sex with
them. In many jurisdictions, prostitution is legal, but
talking about it in public (and yes, your car is
public) is illegal. Once she is in the car, make sure
that she brings up the topic. Whatever you do, avoid
the urge to ask that age old question, "how much for a
blowjob?" Usually, she will ask you what you are
looking for. Put the ball back in her court by saying
something like, "I don't know, what are you offering?"
She will usually quote off her wish price list at that
time, but occasionally the two of you will get into a
cat and mouse game of who is going to bring it up
first. She may be a smart one who is protecting herself
in case you are a cop, or she just might be a cop
herself. If she is a cop, she needs you to ask how much
for sex or to offer money for sex.
Once you have done that, she has got you by the short
and curlies and you're going to be in for a shitty and
embarrassing time. She can't bring it up first though,
or once again you can cry "entrapment". If she isn't
bringing it up, be paranoid and end the game and drop
her off that the next corner. There are plenty more
fish in the sea, no point in risking your good name and
reputation on her!
7. If you are really paranoid, put a tape recorder in
the car. Just in case you have picked up an undercover
cop, and she says that you said something that you did
not, this could save you. Unfortunately, many cops are
not beyond fudging about what someone said or did in
order to get a conviction, so the tape recorder could
be your proof of exactly what was said and what wasn't
said.
SAFETY TIPS
Keeping yourself physically safe and keeping your
wallet intact are both crucial to you having a good
experience when you take a trip to the stroll so heed
these words of advise.
1. Don't cruise the stroll when you have had too much
to drink. I know that when you are loaded you tend to
throw caution to the wind and all you can think of is
finding some young, tight cunt to pound the shit out
of, but avoid the temptation of driving to the stroll.
If you're loaded, you might ignore my advise above and
get busted for picking up an undercover pig that you
thought would be sucking on your pole. You might get
busted for drunk driving - cops know that pissed up
guys go to the stroll so they are watching it pretty
carefully. It is also much easier for a hoe to take
advantage of you when you are loaded. If you're tanked
up and you've got a raging hard on that jerking off
won't handle, fork over the cash and get yourself a
call girl or an escort to fuck in the comfort of your
own home and stay safe!
2. Stay as far away as possible from whores who are
acting weird. If they are nuts or whacked out on crack,
then they will be very unpredictable and they will
probably be trouble. Stay away from the dirty and slimy
looking ones for obvious medical concerns. Avoid them
and stay safe!
3. Don't let a whore smoke up in your car or have you
drive them to a crack house to get them hooked up
before they service you. Stay away from the drugs! Most
hoes are on drugs. They are standing on a street corner
hoping that some strange guy will pick them up and
shove his cock into their mouth, cunt or asshole, so
that they can make $20 to buy some more crack. Drugs
are their problem, not yours, so stay away from them.
The last thing you need is to have the cops pull you
over for a spot check and the whore you picked up is
smoking up or whacked out on crack.
4. Don't drive where she wants you to drive. She may be
taking you to some secluded location where some of her
friends are waiting to roll you, or worse! She might be
taking you to a spot where she is planning on taking
off out of your car with your cold hard cash in her
jeans and your load still in yours.
Sometimes they might freak out if you drive somewhere
else. In that case, try and talk them into it, but if
they won't budge, drop them off. I fell for this one a
couple of times where I drove to a location of the
whore's choosing and after I'd given her the cash and
had my pant down around my ankles she says, "see ya
later" and bolts out the door. That sucks.
5. Park somewhere away from the stroll and then start
pounding her. Remember just because you are chilling in
your car getting your rocks off inside some babe's
mouth doesn't necessarily mean that you are doing
anything illegal. As far as any passers-by are
concerned, you are just ending off or starting out a
great date. Don't be too obvious, but make sure that
you relax a little and enjoy the finer things in life.
6. Have an escape route planned out in your head.
John's can have bad dates too. Usually this happens
when you don't want to do anything with a hoe and you
want to drop her off and the bitch says she's not
getting out until you pay her. You can usually avoid
these cunts by staying away from the weird looking ones
but just in case you get unlucky, know where to go and
what to do if it goes bad.
I would suggest a well lit gas station or store parking
lot. Drive there, leave the car, and go inside.
Hopefully she'll get the hint and piss off. If worse
comes to worse you may have to call the cops, but try
everything else first. Eventually they will usually
give up but it makes for a shitty experience. I had one
hoe who was strung out and I have no idea why I let her
into my truck.
She wouldn't leave without cash and she went nuts and
pulled out a knife and threatened to stick me if I
didn't give her $30. I stayed calm and pulled into a
gas station and got out of the car. She stayed in the
car and refused to get out. I finally coaxed her out
for $5 and got the hell out of there. Crack hoes can be
dangerous because they will do whatever it takes to get
enough cash for their next fix, so steer clear of them!
7. Hide your valuables and anything that can identify
you. If things go badly, you don't want her grabbing
your cell phone or your car registration papers and
holding them hostage until you fork over some of your
cold hard cash. I've had them look through the glove
box and then give up when they don't find anything
worth taking.
8. Decide how much money you are prepared to spend on
your whore and hide the rest of your stash. If a hoe
spots a wad of cash, she will do anything to get her
mitts on it, that is just how they are. Hide it under a
seat or in your trunk. Don't put it in your coat
pocket. In my younger, dumber days, I had a hoe deep-
throating me until me eyes were bulging out of me head.
She had my cock in her throat and she was licking my
balls at the same time.
I blew my load straight down her throat and she licked
me clean. It was one of the best BJ's I've ever had.
The problem was, that after she left I discovered that
she had pick-pocketed my wallet out of my jacket
pocket, emptied it of $140 and dropped it in the back
of the car, all while she was gagging on my cock. She
was talented, but it was a pricey blowjob!
9. Don't pay until you have arrived at your spot and
are getting ready to do the nasty. By then you are away
from the stroll and her chances of taking your cash and
splitting are lower.
10. Dress down. If you show up on the stroll in your
Armani suit and driving your BMW convertible you are
putting yourself in a pretty tough bargaining position.
The hoe knows you have cash and that $20 blow job that
the construction worker in the Volkswagen just got
before you showed up, is going to cost you $100.
11. Never pay the sticker price. When a hooker tells
you what the costs are, she is giving you her wish
list. Don't be a sucker. Typically the prices that she
quotes first off are usually 2 to 3 times what she'll
actually take. Don't be afraid of insulting her with a
lowball offer, remember, she's a whore. My personal
record is this Mexican hoe in Sacramento who blew me
for $5 and a ride home!
12. Use protection. Never ever fuck a whore without
wrapping your rod. Do not let your cock go inside a
pussy or an asshole without making damn sure that it is
well protected. The local health authorities will
disagree with me, but I don't use a condom for
blowjobs. I just can't stand them and I have never had
a problem catching something from a whore's mouth.
I understand the concept that she may still have cum in
her mouth from some guy who she blew before you picked
her up, and he might have had something but I really
think that the chances of catching anything from oral
sex is very low. Any health professionals who want to
tell me otherwise, I invite your comments.
HOW TO HAVE FUN TIPS
1. Use the dick twitch test. When you are cruising
around, a girl has to turn you on or you are just
wasting your time. When you pull up to her, if your
heart doesn't beat a little faster, or your dick
doesn't twitch, keep going and look for another one. Be
picky and don't settle for less than what you wanted
when you started out, you will probably end up wishing
you had kept your money and gone home to spank your
monkey. I've had hoes suck my cock for what seemed like
hours and I would have been way better off watching a
porno and flonging my dong at home, so be selective!
2. Avoid hardened whores and look for the part timers.
Hardened whores are usually a waste of money. All they
want is for you to shoot your load as fast as you can
so that they can move on to the next poor john to do
the same thing. For them it is all business and no fun.
Most of my great and memorable experiences with hookers
have involved part timers. They are housewives or
single moms who have jobs but hit the stroll every once
in awhile for a thrill or to supplement their income.
They are a great find and if you get one of them, count
yourself lucky! As long as you treat them ok, they will
treat you more like a date than a john.
I remember one I had once who was about 22 years old
and she looked good. I found her at around 5:00 p.m.
and she was going out clubbing that night with her
girlfriend and needed some cash. I paid that babe $40
and she sucked my knob for over 1/2 an hour. She was
hot and after about 10 minutes I was ready to blow but
she toyed with me for another 20 minutes bringing me to
the edge and then easing off just before I would cum.
When I finally did lose it, I thought for sure I'd blow
the back of her head off. She had fun doing it and
really liked the fact that I was having a great time
too, which is something that you just don't get from
the hardened hoes.
3. When you see a fresh looking one, pick her up fast.
Remember the adage, "he who hesitates is lost" or "if
you snooze you lose". You are not the only one cruising
the stroll in search for a great piece of ass. The
fresh meat who hasn't got that hardened look to her is
rare to find and she won't last long. If you do a drive
by and then drive around the block to pick her up, it
will probably be too late because some other bastard
will beat you to her. Then, you get to drive around for
the next 1/2 hour dreaming about the one that got away,
while some lucky son of a bitch is tooling his cock in
and out of her soft, juicy pussy, and it should have
been you!
4. Carry a tube of lube with you. Even if you are only
looking for a blowjob, you just never know what might
present itself to you, so be prepared. I remember once
I paid this chick $20 to blow me. She was 30ish with
blond straight hair, a little chunky because she'd had
two kids, but she had a little girl face that I knew
would look great when my cock was in her mouth. You
know what they say, how do you make a cute girl
beautiful? Put your cock in her mouth.
Anyway, I had a truck with a bench seat and I sat back
and stretched out while she started sliding her tongue
up and down my shaft. I played with her tits while she
blew me and then I started to finger her pussy. The
next thing you know her head was bobbing up and down in
my lap and I had a finger sliding in and out of her
asshole.
I forked over another $20 and she was on her knees with
her face pushed up against the side window while a
fucked the shit out of her asshole with the aid of a
condom and some handy dandy lube. She was squealing
like a banshee and when I came I rammed my cock all the
way up her poop chute and let go. It was great but I
did feel a little bad when she walked gingerly away
after I dropped her off at her corner! Oh well, it was
one of the best $40 I ever spent but it would not have
been possible if I hadn't had the lube tube with me.
5. Treat your whore with respect until you're inside
her then call her whatever you want. Be nice to the
lady and it will probably pay off for you. Once you are
pounding her though, if you feel the need to yell out
"take this you fucking whore" or something to that
effect before you shoot your load, go for it. Remember,
you have paid for the experience, so make sure you get
the most pleasure out of it that you possibly can.
6. If you luck out and get a fresh piece of ass who
treats you like a king, don't be afraid to tip her.
They are rare so don't let them get away. See if they
will give a cell phone number so that you can nail them
a few more times without having to be in the right
place at the right time. You'll tire of them eventually
but until then, happy humping!
7. Don't be afraid to ask your hoe to do things that
you wouldn't ask your girlfriend or wife to do. If your
wife would never dream of letting you ram your cock up
her ass, then don't be afraid to ask some neighborhood
whore to spread her ass cheeks and take a trip up the
Hershey Highway.
If your girlfriend won't swallow your load because she
says it tastes gross, then tip your hoe an extra $10 to
swallow your seed. If you always wanted to shoot your
wad into a girl's eye then tell your hooker that that's
what you want. If you want to film the action then tell
her that.
Hey with cameras as small as they are nowadays, you
could even secretly record the action for your future
viewing pleasure. Whores are there for your pleasure,
so don't be shy!
8. Respect the local residents. Most strolls tend to be
in residential areas and often they are in lower class
neighborhoods. This means that some of the women
walking down the street may just be getting off the
late shift and they do not deserve to be bothered by a
bunch of horny guys cruising around the streets.
Be careful, that fresh piece of ass that has your heart
pumping and your dick twitching might not be for sale
and she doesn't need to be harassed by you. This also
means that after you've fucked the shit out of your
rented fuck toy, when you lean back with that
satisfied, dopey looking grin on your face and you peel
off the rubber, don't throw it out the window, and find
a garbage can somewhere. Remember, you are probably in
someone else's neighborhood and their kids don't need
to be playing with your used condom the next morning.
9. Don't mistake a whore for a lover. If you get a
regular hoe who you are calling up and pounding on a
regular basis, whatever you do, don't start thinking of
her as your girlfriend. She might be a nice person and
you might really enjoy fucking the shit out of her, but
always remember as your cock is sliding in and out of
her warm, wet mouth, that part of that moisture might
be from the other guy that she sucked off 20 minutes
before you showed up. She's a fucking whore, and always
keep that in perspective.
Men fucking women in exchange for payment has been
going on since the dawn of time and it will continue to
go on as long as men and women inhabit the same planet.
To a certain extent, all women are whores and all men
are johns. Women let you fuck them once you've paid
them something. It might be dinner and a movie. It
might be sweet talk and a few drinks. It might be a
trip to Mexico. It might be a wedding ring or, it might
be $20 to some chick standing under a streetlight on
the wrong side of the tracks.
In a way, prostitutes are more honest about how they
are using sex to get something that they want. Almost
all women do it, for most though, it is just more
disguised and hidden. For men, paying a prostitute to
get them off can be exciting and easy. There is no
emotional attachment and they can just pound away at a
rented cunt like they are masturbating in it and it can
be cheaper than taking a date out to dinner and a movie
and hoping that she will give it up. It is as close to
a sure thing as you can get.
Good luck gentlemen, and happy humping!
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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