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Ass, Gas or Grass
by Freaky Baby James (freakybaby1964@hotmail.com)

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Man gets a blowjob from a hitch-hiker. (MF, oral)

***

When I was younger there used to be a bumper sticker 
that read "Ass, Gas or Grass, No one rides for free."


It was really late on a Sunday night. I was half way 
into a three hour ride from Albuquerque New Mexico to 
my home in the northwest corner of the state. I was 
driving on a stretch of road called US 550. Since my 
divorce I spent some weekends in Albuquerque because of 
the strip clubs. Albuquerque had a couple that were 
totally nude, but no alcohol. That was fine with me. I 
do not like to drink, but I love naked pussy. At 41 I 
still got carded a lot since I still look like I am in 
my twenties.

Anyway I was driving back late that Sunday. It was 
around 11:30 PM and I still had an hour or an hour and 
a half to go. When I saw a young women in her late 
teens or early twenties hitch-hiking. I thought I could 
use the company to help keep me awake. I pulled over to 
let her in.

I asked her, "Where you going?"

"Farmington."

"So am I, hop in."

She did and we chatted a little.

Then she said, "Thanks for stopping. It was starting to 
get scary out there. Yours is only the third car that 
has stopped for me since I started walking. The first 
car's driver was drunk. I was afraid I would have got 
killed. The second car this creepy guy screeched to a 
stop and screamed at me."

"Ass, gas or grass bitch no one gets to ride for free"

She then she said, "I told him hell no. I thought with 
him there was a good chance winding up dead in a ditch. 
But he just said, 'Your loss cunt!' Then he peeled out 
of there."

I said, "Some people are just crude."

She told me, "Oh it's not what he said that freaked me 
out it was how he said it that scared me. I understand 
there are no free rides. I can pay for gas."

"Sorry, I've got a full Tank."

She then said, "I got some smoke."

I said, "Sorry don't smoke or drink."

She then said, "Well that only leaves one other way to 
pay.

I smiled and kinda playfully went to undo my zipper. I 
was just about to tell her I was only kidding.

When she said, "OK," and she started to reach over and 
finish pulling down my zipper.

At first I was kind of shocked I do not get this lucky, 
but I was really horny. I thought I would see how far 
she would go.

She unzipped me all the way and fished out the head of 
my cock. She then lowered her head in my lap. She 
dragged her tongue around the glan and crown of my 
dick.

It felt incredible.

Then she said, "Lift up your ass so I can your pants 
down. I want to do this right."

So I lifted my ass up and she tugged down my pants so 
my whole crotch was uncovered.

She then engulfed my entire cock in her mouth. She 
started bobbing up and down for a few minutes. Then she 
went back to just licking around the head and crown for 
a while. Then she went back to bobbing her mouth over 
the whole penis.

She would switch back and forth between these two 
movements.

When she was doing the crown and glan she would take 
her right hand and stroke my exposed prick. After close 
to thirty minutes of this I was ready top explode.

I told her, "Oh God I am going to cum."

She plunged her head all the way down until her lips 
were sealed tightly around the root of my cock, and the 
head was just entering her throat. My dick shot three 
huge wads of sperm into the back of her throat. She 
swallowed and then gently licked up and down cleaning 
me off.

She then sat up and said, "There, that should cover any 
expense I incurred."

I said, "Oh I think you are well paid up. If my ex-wife 
could have given head like that, I might still be 
married."

She said, "Well that was a challenge. Does it always 
take you that long to cum?"

I said, "That was quick. I normally take longer, but 
you were so good I could not help myself."

By this time we had less than twenty minutes until we 
hit the Bloomfield City Limits.

We talked a little more, until we got to the corner of 
550 and Highway 64.

She said, "Let me out here please."

I pulled the car over to let her out.

As she got out of the car she turned around and said, 
"You know if it always takes you a long time to cum, we 
may have to get together and fuck sometime. I see you 
around." Then she shut the door and walks away heading 
west.

I thought man I hope I see her around a lot. I then 
pulled back onto the road and headed home.

END

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a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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