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Adventures of a Cum Drinker (FM, oral)
by Anonymous Author (address withheld)

***

A conversation between two board housewives turns to 
past sexual exploits that turn into an interesting 
adventure. (MF, oral, wife-cheating)

***

Kate and Linda were sitting at Kate's small dinette 
table one summer morning, discussing the neighborhood 
gossip and local news. Their husbands were out playing 
golf, and as was their wont, Kate and Linda got 
together to chat, shop and generally goof off. Each was 
wearing short shorts and a light blouse, as the summer 
weather was quite warm.

"I tell ya, honey, that husband of mine is a real dud 
in bed sometimes. I dress sexy for him and talk sexy, 
and all he wants to do is shove it in me, jerk a few 
times, come, and roll over and fall asleep. I really do 
miss the wild times I used to have when I was younger, 
you know?" said Linda as she slowly sipped at the cup 
of coffee in her hands.

"Exactly, I mean... I love Roger dearly, and wouldn't 
really want to spend my life with any other man, but 
jeeezus, I do get HORNY once in a while." Kate 
responded. "What's the sexiest thing you've ever done, 
Lin?" she asked almost shyly.

Linda looked at her for a few minutes, gauging the 
depths of the other woman's sensitivities. She 
swallowed the sip of warm coffee in her mouth and 
leaned forwards surreptitiously.

"When I was in college I got drunk accidentally on 
purpose at a fraternity party. After it got real late, 
I ended up being the only girl there. The guys all 
started talking about their sexual conquests, and they 
all claimed to be the worlds' greatest lovers, you 
know?" 

She stopped for a second to take another sip of coffee. 
"I said that any woman worth her salt could outlast ten 
guys, and they all laughed. I challenged them. I got up 
real slowly, and stripped as sexily as I could, without 
falling on my face! A couple of the guys hauled some 
mattresses out to the living room, and I lay down right 
in the center of them. I started stroking my cunt and 
licking my lips really sexy, and before you know it, 
there were 20 or 30 naked guys dancing around. I laid 
back, crooked my finger at the nearest one, and 
motioned him over. 

"What'll it be, smarty?" I asked. He said he wanted to 
fuck me but good, so he got down there, jerked his cock 
until it was hard, and shoved it in. Let me tell you, 
these guys were just drunk enough so that they couldn't 
last very long. This first one must have stroked about 
10 times before he shot off straight up my pussy. The 
next guy wanted a blow job, so I sat up, stuffed his 
teeny cock in my mouth, and a few seconds later had a 
sperm chaser after all the beer I'd had."

Linda stopped for a moment to look at her friend. 
Kate's cheeks had tinged a slight red and her eyes 
sparkled a bit, and Linda thought she could see Kate's 
nipples beginning to harden and poke out from the light 
blouse she wore.

"Oh God, that's hot! So what else?" queried Kate with a 
breathless smile.

"So, for about the next 2 hours, I fucked and sucked 
every guy in that frat house until there wasn't a drop 
of sperm left in any of them, and it was all up my 
pussy or down my throat, or mostly, all over my tits 
and face and in my hair. At one time, I counted six 
guys jerking off all over my head while I fucked this 
black football player's ass off, and wouldn't you know 
they all came all over my hair and face. I had to stop 
and get a towel to wipe the shit off my face. I was 
drenched in it, I swear!" whispered the young wife. 

"I never saw so much cum in all my life, before or 
since. They absolutely ruined the mattresses, and when 
I finally got up, I leaked a trail of sperm all over 
the house looking for a shower to rinse off in. But 
they all were pooped out, and I could have gone on for 
another couple of hours by then. It was great. But, I 
had to transfer to another college, because the word 
got out, and everybody thought I was some kind of tramp 
or something, so I left and went to the State 
University instead. That's where I met Hank, and we've 
been together ever since. I haven't even seen another 
cock except his since then."

"Even on TV or a magazine or anything?" asked an 
incredulous Kate.

"Oh, hell, they don't count! I'm talking about in the 
flesh! Hey, what about you, Katie, what's the wildest 
slutty thing YOU'VE ever done?" questioned the leering 
Linda, leaning forward and licking her lips devilishly. 

"Well, I NEVER balled thirty guys in one night, if 
that's what you mean!" she responded. "In fact, I've 
never made it with more than one guy at a time, even. 
Ummm, I guess the nastiest thing I ever did was ask 
Roger to cum in my mouth one time while I was sucking 
him off."

"ONE time! Are you telling me that you don't sip the 
sperm cocktail, young lady?" asked Linda in a mock 
stentorian tone.

"Wh-What?"

"You don't swallow cum? You don't let that gorgeous 
Roger shoot off in your mouth?" Linda asked again.

"Well, it's not that I don't like him to, or that he 
hasn't, a couple of times. But he usually just wants to 
use my pussy instead, so we don't do a lot of oral sex 
or anything kinky. He doesn't even like to lick me down 
there either."

"Oh shit honey, we've got to get you fucked and sucked 
up right one of these days!" exclaimed the amazed 
Linda. "But anyway, tell me all about the one time you 
let little Rog there blast off over your teeth. I wanna 
hear all about it!"

"Well, it's not as sexy a story as yours. Roger and I 
were making love, and I was getting a little sore down 
there, you know, from all the pounding, and I finally 
had to tell him to stop if he didn't have an orgasm 
quickly. He pulled out, and crawled up over me. His 
dick was all wet and red and bouncing up and down right 
in front of my face. He grabbed the base of it and 
waved it right in my face. I was fascinated with it, I 
tell you. He told me to suck him off then, if I 
couldn't bear to have him in my pussy. 

"I started to say that it was just that he was getting 
a bit rough, and before I could, he poked me in the 
mouth with his cock. There must have been something 
about it, I don't know, but the moment that cock hit my 
lips, I just kinda quivered all over and wanted to suck 
the guts out of him so badly, I didn't know what I was 
doing. I normally didn't go for that deep throat stuff, 
but I grabbed Roger's ass and pulled him right into my 
mouth, as deep as I could. I think it scared the shit 
out of him!"

"I can imagine!" answered Linda breathlessly. She had 
felt her own pussy get a little wet as they talked, and 
now dropped one hand to her lap furtively.

"So anyway, I pushed and pulled him in and out, 
actually fucking myself with his cock in my mouth. 
Then, I don't know what came over me, no pun intended, 
I pulled his dick out of my mouth with one hand and 
looked up at him. He was looking down at me like I was 
some kind of angel or something, this totally 
incredible look on his face. I knew, deep down in my 
soul, then, that I could have this amazing power over 
him, or any man, for that matter. 

"I knew what he wanted. We'd watched enough porno 
movies for me to see that he always liked it when a guy 
spermed on a girl's face or in her mouth. So I looked 
him straight in the eye, and in the nastiest voice I 
could, I said 'I want you to come right in my mouth, 
lover. I want to taste your sperm.' I poured it on in 
the sluttiest way I could think of - you know, telling 
him I wanted him to shoot his stuff all over my face 
and in my mouth and all that really gross stuff we used 
to giggle about in high school. 

"So I'm jerking him a little bit, and then he just kind 
of grunted once and BAMMO! - right on the kisser, he 
lets fly with that cock of his. I was so shocked I 
opened my mouth in reflex and BAMMO! Again, another 
spurt, this time right in my mouth. I'm going crazy 
now, loving the feel of the stuff, and I jerk him some 
more, and he shoots his stuff all over my face and in 
my mouth. It was in my hair, and all down over my neck 
and tits and just all over the place!"

Kate finished breathlessly. Linda just looked at her 
and said "Wow.", arching her eyebrows knowingly. "So 
now you like eating cum, eh?"

"Well, I suppose so. But I don't very often, 'cause in 
the last few months, Roger's gotten so busy with his 
job and all, that I'm lucky if we even make love once 
or twice a month, much less have time for all kinds of 
other fun stuff. But yeah, it was kinda neat, I really 
liked the feel of his sperm spraying on me, and for 
some reason, I LOVED the taste of it - you know, kinda 
bitter and salty, but interesting?"

"Katie darling, you don't have to tell me. I've 
swallowed enough sperm to float a battleship. It's 
still my favorite drink!" she giggled. "It's amazing 
how icky and gross we would have thought this was a few 
years ago, but God, now that I've done it, I just gotta 
say I love it! Hey! I've got an idea!"

"What now?" Kate knew her friend had some deliciously 
wicked thought that she was about to hear. "I know this 
is gonna involve sex and fucking, so you might as well 
spit it out!"

"Kate, I NEVER spit it out!" Linda laughed. "No, what I 
thought was this. We go around and see in how many 
different ways we can drink sperm. You know, there's 
gotta be other ways than straight from the tap, so to 
speak!"

"LINDA! What do you mean? Are you actually proposing 
that we suck other guys off and swallow their cum? Are 
you crazy!"

"No, no, listen, it's perfect. We turn the tables on 
the guys - you know, wham bam thank ya ma'am? Well, 
we'll make it wham bam thank ya mister! They don't have 
to know our names or anything, we'll just rustle up, 
drain 'em dry, and hustle off. They'll go crazy 
wondering who we are, but they'll never see us again! 
It's perfect!"

Kate stopped to think about it. It was the craziest 
idea she'd ever heard, even from the usually whacked 
out Linda.

"You mean just go up to some guy we like the looks of, 
tell him we want him to cum in our mouths and that's 
it?"

"No, silly. That'd be too easy. No, we get them to give 
us our favorite drink in strange and exciting ways! Oh 
hell, let's see....like having a waiter in a fancy 
restaurant jerk off in your coffee. Or the grocery 
delivery boy pop off real fast in your car in the 
parking lot. Stuff like that!"

"Hmmmm. Yes, that could a been really hot!" agreed 
Kate. "And we could keep track of each of the ways that 
we get them to do it! Yeah, that's great!" she clapped 
her hands excitedly. "When do we start?"

"Right now, if you're game!"

Forty-five minutes later found the ladies strolling the 
local mall. They had changed into short skirts and very 
light sweaters. Linda had decided that they would 
alternate with the ideas for getting the cum from the 
men they eyed, and she would go first. She thought it 
would be exciting to try to seduce a shoe salesman into 
giving her a sip of his sperm. The girls walked into 
the first store they found with few customers and a 
likely looking guy. He as a tall, dark-haired man they 
both found attractive. Linda sat down in one of the 
fitting chairs, crossed her long legs, and inched her 
skirt up even more. The salesman hurried over.

"Yes, miss, what can I do for you today?"

"Well, I thought it might be time for a new pair of 
high heels, what do you think" Linda teased, stretching 
her leg out and twisting and turning it, showing off 
her long slim leg to great advantage.

"Um, well, I suppose so. What heel height did you have 
in mind, and what size are you?"

"I'm a size seven. And I just love a four or five inch 
heel, don't you? Don't you think it makes my ass stand 
out real nice?" And so saying, Linda quickly stood and 
turned around, thrusting her firm ass right in the 
salesman's face. He stammered and gulped, rising 
quickly. Linda checked. 'Yep, a boner. This one's gonna 
be easy...' she thought to herself.

"Just let me go check the back, see what we have." he 
said, blushing. He turned and walked through a door 
into the rear stock area. Turning quickly to make sure 
Kate had an eye on things, she followed him back there, 
and shut the door behind her.

"Hey, lady, you can't -" his protest was cut short by 
Linda lifting up her skirt. 

"Like what you see, pretty boy? Well, this pussy 
belongs to my husband, and he's the only man who'll 
have it anytime soon, if I have anything to say about 
it. But I like your looks. Take out your cock."

The man simply stared at her. He didn't know what to 
do, and not wishing to waste any time, Linda walked 
over to him, threw one arm around his neck and kissed 
him full and hard on the lips.

"Ok, then I will." she said. She bent to her knees, and 
rubbed the rapidly growing bulge at the front of his 
pants. "Hey, feels like you've got a nice one here. 
Let's let it out to breathe a bit."

She slid the zipper down and fished around inside his 
underwear, finally extracting a bona fide boner. It 
wasn't especially large or fat, but seemed adequate. 
'Besides', Linda thought, 'it isn't going anywhere 
where size means anything!' She bent to lick at the 
head. The salesman groaned.

"Oh god lady, I don't know what you came here for, but 
that feels good, just keep on sucking..."

Linda stopped and looked up at him. "Honey, I want your 
most expensive pair of Italian leather high heels, 
right now and right here. Before I go any further." As 
if to accentuate her point, Linda straightened up and 
smoothed her dress back down. The salesman hurried down 
the aisle, finally finding the shoes Linda demanded.

"And while you're there, an nice pair of suede boots, 
too!" He grabbed a large box from the shelves. As he 
walked back, Linda swept her sweater up over her head, 
freeing her nicely formed breasts. The man's eyes 
bugged out and his cock twitched.

"Are these shoes waterproof?" Linda demanded.

"Ah, yes, yes, they are, as a matter of fact..." 
mumbled the salesman, peering quizzically at one of the 
tags.

"Good. Now I'm gonna suck you, and you're gonna love 
it. But, and this is a big but, no coming in my mouth. 
If I taste even the tiniest drop of your spunk before I 
tell you to cum, then out you go and you'll be shooting 
all over your pants. Got that?"

"Yeah, sure, I guess so." Who wants to look a gift 
blow-job in the mouth, right?

Linda sat on one of the small stools, and motioned him 
over. He walked up to her, and she leaned forward and 
fed his still-hard cock into her mouth. Linda prided 
herself on her cocksucking talents, and it wasn't long 
before she had the man groaning and moaning in 
pleasure. She stroked his shaft as she mouthed the tip 
of his cock, wetting him down with her saliva. All the 
time she sucked at him, she kept looking at him, 
looking for that fateful sign of the impending orgasm.

While one hand stroked and massaged his balls, the 
other felt for one of the leather shoes. Linda kept on 
sucking the man's cock, dragging it into her mouth, 
rolling her talented tongue around the head, squeezing 
the shaft with her lips.

Finally the man started to shudder. "Oh jeesuz I'm 
gonna cum in a sec," the man grunted. Linda looked up 
at him. She whipped his cock out of her mouth just as 
she felt the vein begin to pulse, just as he closed his 
eyes in ecstasy. Pumping his prick with one hand, with 
the other she brought the shoe up. Aiming his cock 
right into the inside of the shoe, she jerked the man 
to an orgasm. 

SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! right into the soft leather lining 
of the shoe, spit his cock's load. Linda milked him 
off, every drop of the large load collecting in the 
heel of the shoe as she tilted it back. Finally he was 
empty.

Linda looked at him. "Bet you never saw a girl do this 
before." she said calmly and quietly. Then staring him 
right in the face, she tilted the back of the shoe up 
to her mouth, and let the entire puddle of semen flow 
directly across her lips into her mouth. As the shoe 
emptied, Linda lifted it above her face, letting the 
last few drops drip out and land with a small plop on 
her cheeks and chin. 

"Ummmm, my favorite. Cum ala Giorgio." She dropped the 
shoe back into the box. "I'll take them. Don't bother 
wrapping them." He was too astounded to say anything, 
but nodded his head. Linda picked up the shoes, the 
suede boots, and tossing the sweater back over her 
head, walked back out into the front of the store as if 
nothing had happened. As she walked past one elderly 
matron looking at rubber-soled shoes, Linda couldn't 
help herself. She slid one finger along her cheekbone, 
sliding the small drops of sperm...

END

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