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About Penguins
By rachael Ross (rache696@yahoo.com)
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Securing a job can be more complicated than you might
imagine. (MMF, hunor)
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The door slammed and he was gone.
That sounds more like an ending than a beginning,
doesn't it? Well, to get cute with words, maybe it was
the beginning of the end. Bear with me.
I needed a job, and I needed to leave town. I'd only
moved there to be with Paul, my ex-husband. We'd been
married all of 9 months before I caught him sleeping
with our papergirl. Oh, don't worry about her; she's 19
and going to nursing school. She just delivers the
morning papers for a little extra cash. I wondered why
she only came around to collect when I was away at my
own classes. I guess Paul was a better tipper than I
was. I thought she looked like a penguin anyway and it
made me nervous.
Fucking flightless birds.
So, in this town, all my friends are really just his
friends. I don't know anyone anymore. When I threw him
out I became a bit of a social leper. Never mind that
it was his dick in some other girl's cunt. It was my
fault for ruining the marriage. Yeah.
I wanted to leave.
I started checking the want ads. Not in the paper, but
on the University boards. I wasn't going to be asking
anyone "Would you like to super-size your fries today?"
No fucking way. Besides, I had a bachelor's degree in
mathematics already, I wasn't the Professor I wanted to
be yet, but I'm still pretty young. Just 21 at the
moment.
Hmmm... I saw one for some aeronautics firm, fired them
off a resume. I wasn't really qualified, but you never
know. And another one with an oil company. Save the
environment? Who gives a shit. Another resume. Pow! I
slapped 2 dozen clones of myself into the ether in half
an hour. Then I saw a good one!
The US Geological Survey in Antarctica, that was about
as far away as I could get, was looking for a stats
person to collate data. Collate! Yummy! The academic
requirements were a cakewalk. The technical
requirements... mmmm... all Unix crap, no problemo!
Personal requirements... let's see, preferably single,
mature, good medical health, emotionally stable... yada
yada ya... That was all me! Sort of.
I fired them one too! Pow!
I got some replies, some packages got mailed to me, but
the good one was that US GeoSurv... I liked it! Twelve
months drifting on the icepack with nothing to do, no
one to talk to, just time. Nothing but oodles and
oodles of time. I made my package perfect for them. I
lied a little. I even got a dissolution of marriage
from Paul. Just for them.
I did the interview, that wasn't hard. I dressed nice,
looked professional, carried myself well, and gave the
nice old man a blowjob. He wasn't that old, maybe 50 or
so, and he had a nice cock. I told him I wanted the job
and I would do anything.
"Anything?" He asked.
I got down on my knees and smiled.
"You don't need to... uh, beg, Ms. Ross."
"I can do more than just beg from down here." I told
him. "Call me Rache."
He must have been a holdover from the Clinton
administration, because I told him he could fuck me
too, if he wanted. Even cum in me, because I had an
abortion fetish, but he declined. He just wanted head.
Too bad for him. But he did give me the job, over about
14 other people, all way more qualified than me. But
they just weren't cocksucking whores like I was. They'd
be lucky to get through life with more than a BMW in
the garage. I had my heart set on a Ferrari. A red one.
I was part of a crew now. That's what they called it. A
crew. Like we were astronauts or something. There were
only 3 of us and we met in California for our
orientation, training, medical screening, and
psychological profile stuff. Plus we got to spend a
month getting to know each other, see if we were
compatible. Like me and Paul were compatible? I
wondered. We'd been together years. I guess they have
to be careful who they send down to the Antarctic
though. We might break something.
The psych stuff was the only thing I was worried about.
Because I know I'm depressed and borderline
paranoid/schizo, even with all the pretty pills I take.
If they found that out, I was screwed! So I hid it
good. I acted like everything was juuuuuust fine! All
the time. I smiled and said hi, and when I really felt
like hacking someone to pieces, I didn't do it! Nope, I
didn't...I was really sweet. Even to myself.
Even the questionnaires and the ink blots and all the
tricky things they tried, I didn't fall for it. You see
the trick is that you pretend you're human. I'd tell
myself, okay Rache, you're an actress and you're
playing a human. You have to have feelings now. You
have to really care what other people think. You have
to respect people, and yourself. And that's what I did.
I'd watch what people around me were doing. If they
were laughing, I was laughing, if they were sad, well,
I'd be a little sad too. It's not that hard.
After all that it was almost time to go. Oh! The other
two people were both guys. Jim and Jeff. One was a
geophysicist and the other one was A plain old
geologist, with a doctorate in microbiology that he
shrugged off. He'd only gotten it because he was bored.
They were pretty smart guys, and not bad company. Kinda
cute for being in their mid-forties.
The night before we left they took me out and got me
hammered!!
I remember we went to some strip club in Long Beach and
I got naked, and I think I gave one of them a lap
dance, but I can't remember. It was a good night and I
made about 200 bucks in tips, but the next day I felt
pretty hung over. I woke up and Jim and Jeff were in
bed with me and my head was pounding! I just looked at
them sleeping there and shook my head. Boys will be
boys, I guess.
They were kind of nervous too, since I'd grabbed my
stuff and left before they woke up. I guess they
figured I was mad or something. But I wasn't. I told
them on the airplane going down that hey...
"...I'm glad we got that out of the way you guys."
"Uh, what's that Rachael?" Jim asked me. He was
blushing a little because he knew what I meant and he
had a daughter a year older than me.
"That little train you guys pulled on me." I nodded and
sipped my coke.
"Oh. That." Jeff said. He was blushing too because he
was the one making me call him daddy while he fucked me
in the ass, I suddenly recalled.
"Uh-huh! I mean we're going to be down there for a
year, and I don't know about you guys, but I need some
dick...you know...regularly." I grinned at their red
faces. "I was afraid you guys were gonna be gay!"
"Oh, uh, nope...we're not...uh...gay." And "No,
definitely not." They were both saying, but they
avoided looking at each other. Probably because they
remembered I'd pressed their dicks together when I
sucked them both off at the end of our little tryst.
More and more was coming back to me and I was glad.
"Well, anyway, I'm just really glad because now you
guys won't be wondering what I look like naked... or
how tight my pussy is... or if I swallow or not... or
if I like it up the butt..."
"Uh, Rachael..."
"Yeah Jeff?" I looked at him.
"Everybody's uh, listening." He rolled his eyes and I
looked around.
"Oh." We were pretty much in the middle of a Boeing 747
that was packed with people flying to Honolulu and I
had been talking pretty loud the whole time because my
ears were plugged by the pressure, you know, flying. A
lot of people didn't look at me, or if they did, they
looked away real quickly.
"Are you guys embarrassed?" I asked them and they
looked at each other and slowly nodded. "Wow. Don't I
feel low! My two new boyfriends are embarrassed that
they fucked me last night!" I said and then I stood up
and looked around. Fucking tourists.
"Does anyone have any questions?" Nobody said a word.
As though they would. Oh there was some mumbling, and
some soft laughs, but they were all sheep. I wished I
had a fucking AK-47 right then.
"When you absolutely, positively have to kill every
motherfucker in the room..." I said and sat down,
pushing my Stewardess Call button. "Accept no
substitute."
I don't call those people flight attendants either.
Especially the guys, those bitches really piss me off.
Like the one who was coming to see what I wanted. He
had a name tag that said "Toby"
"Yes?" He looked at me.
"Are you my stewardess?" I asked, like I was expecting
someone else.
"Nooo...I'm your flight attendant, ma'am. What can I do
for you?"
"I was just wondering if I could get a deck of cards."
I smiled sweetly and Toby nodded. "And, uh...how long
is this flight?"
"About 6 hours, non-stop."
"Okay, so um..." I looked at Jim and Jeff, then back up
at Toby. "I'd like 4 condoms also, please." I could
hear my two companions go white, their blood making
slurping sounds as it drained from their faces.
"Excuse me?" Toby was staring, as if he hadn't
understood.
"Some raincoats, for my Daddy and my Uncle here." I
said a little too loudly maybe. "You know, tickets to
the mile high club, come on Toby, what is this? Your
first day?"
"I'll uh, get you your cards." He walked away quickly
and I shook my head.
Toby came back, leaning close to my ear. "Here's your
cards, but, uh, we're fresh out of condoms and I'd like
to ask if you'd mind keeping your voice down, just a
little, some of the other passengers are, uh,
complaining."
"Really?" I looked at Jeff and he just stared out the
window. I looked at Jim and he had the little blanket
pulled over his head. "Well, don't blame me if I get
the seat all sticky!" I whispered loudly.
Toby just walked away and I looked at my boyfriends,
pulling the blanket down off Jim's head. "Okay, who's
first?"
It's hard getting into the mile high club, because
those bathrooms are so small! So I just sat on the
little counter and spread my legs, letting first Jim,
and then Jeff, wedge themselves in there and pork me.
It was good, really good, even though it had been a
little hard to talk my new boyfriends into it. The
three guys who were in the Marines, who joined the club
after Jeff finished, hadn't needed any convincing at
all, they just lined right up. They we're very polite
too, calling me...
"Ma'am, you've got the sweetest little cunt!"
"Shut up and fuck me, General!" I screamed, because I
was cumming so hard.
"I'm just a corporal, ma'am." The soldier said and then
he was cumming too. So I was just swimming in spermies
by the time they were done.
As I sat there, catching my breath, the door opened and
Toby peeked in. I just crooked my finger. "Come here
bitch." I told him, smiling because I knew he was
worried about me staining the pretty little seat on his
nice clean airplane.
He licked his lips and dove right in, slurping and
licking and swallowing down that hot sticky mess
between my legs. It felt really nice and I started
thinking I should have a fag boyfriend just to do this
for me once in awhile. I pulled his head up by his hair
and slapped him. "You missed a spot, slut." And then I
was grinding because I came hard!!
From Hawaii we took some Air Force airplane to some Air
Force base. And then we took another plane. And then,
finally, we took another plane and we were just about
as far away from anything as you could get. The crew we
were relieving giggled and made crazy cross-eyed faces
as they ran around the airplane, jumping up and down
and making monkey noises until they finally got on and
left. They'd been there the full year, all alone and I
think it got to them a little.
"I'm glad I wasn't with those guys!" I said to Jeff.
"Uh-huh."
"It's freakin' cold down here, isn't it?"
"Uh, yep."
"How come there's no trees? Nobody told me there wasn't
going to be any trees!"
"Oh, well, it's...all ice."
"I think I'm pregnant with Jim's baby."
"Oh. Really?"
"Maybe. You don't talk much do you, Jeff?"
"Uh, I'm Jim." He said.
"Yeah. I know." I walked away smiling.
The good news was that I could put the Sims on the
computers. The bad news is that I forgot my CD-Rom with
all the naked skins on it. But that was okay, because
it turns out one of the computers already had all the
naked skins installed.
"Wow! That previous crew was a bunch of pervs!" I said.
Jim and Jeff were fooling around with inventorying
stuff and making sure we had enough food and gas for
the generators and I don't know what. I was like, come
on guys, relax, we just got here!
"Let's make some margaritas!" I yelled and put some Bob
Marley on the PA System outside. I turned it way up
too, because the nearest people to us were some
Russians 230 miles in some direction or another.
"Exodus! Powa to da peeepo!!" I love the way Rasta's
talk. It is so awesome. I'm a Pastafarian myself, I
just love Italian food. Thinking of food, I wandered
into the big metal igloo Quonset hut thing where the
kitchen was and looked around for some peanut butter. I
was supposed to cook dinner every 3rd day for a year,
and every lunch and every breakfast. Three of us, three
meals a day, what a coincidence. I'd do supper today,
breakfast tomorrow, lunch the next day, and then repeat
it all over again...Yikes!
"I'm not married!" I screamed and I felt a little
better.
I found the toaster and some bread that wasn't frozen
and started making toasted peanut butter sandwiches. I
hoped the guys liked those. While I was waiting on the
toaster I checked out the awesome cutlery selection.
There were knives like you wouldn't believe! Good ones
too, not cheapies that broke on bones, but real hard
carbon steel that kept their edge and looked good
enough to sleep with.
"Hey, Rachael! What's for dinner?" It was Jeff and he
was smiling. I hid the knife I was looking at behind my
back.
"Toasted peanut butter sandwiches and strawberry
margaritas." I said, watching his reaction closely. I
thought I detected some small hint of disappointment.
"Oh."
"You like peanut butter, right?" I asked him.
"Oh, sure, yeah. It's uh...great." He looked at me.
"What's that behind your back there?"
"Nothing."
"But I can...what is that? A knife?"
"Oh!" I smiled. "This! Yeah. It's a knife." I nodded.
"A nice one too."
"Uh, okay." Jeff looked a little unsure of himself.
"Look, um, Jim and I, well, we thought we should have a
little...talk...with you and make sure everything is,
uh, okay."
"Oh, sure." I rolled my eyes.
"We're going to be here a long time, alone, kind of,
and ...well, sometimes people act a little...funny, uh,
after a few months."
"Sure, yeah...There's no freakin' trees." I nodded.
"Right." He nodded too, even though he didn't know why.
"So, um, maybe we could go over to the living hut and,
um, talk?"
"Sure Jeff!" I looked at my knife.
"You, uh, you won't need that, Rachael."
"What about polar bears?" I asked.
"We're at the South Pole. There are no polar bears,
just penguins."
"Penguins?" I jumped a full foot in the air. "Nobody
said anything about Penguins!"
"Oh, well, there aren't any around here, I mean." He
took the knife away from me gently and took me by the
hand.
"Good thing!" and I told him about the time I thought
Chilly Willy was hiding in my freezer with a sharpened
popsicle stick, waiting to poke my eyes out and nobody
would believe me until they saw little footprints and
wood shavings in the frost. "And then they believed me
and my family was so happy they sent me to summer camp
twice that year!"
"Lucky you." Jeff observed astutely.
I nodded.
The living hut was where we would sleep and relax and
watch old movies, or play ping-pong, or read books, or
just have sex. A lot of sex, I figured, since all that
other stuff was so boring. There was a little living
room, with a comfy couch and some comfy chairs, 3
bedrooms, and a community bathroom and shower. We sat
down in the living room, the guys in the chairs and me
all alone on the couch.
Rachael, we've been thinking." Jim started. "And if
you're going to be our, uh, girlfriend for the next
year or so, then we don't think it would be fair to
make you do anything important, like compiling data,
or..."
"What?"
"Uh, he didn't mean that being a girlfriend isn't
important, Rachael."
Jeff quickly added, shooting Jim a glance.
"Did I say important?" Jim rolled his eyes. "I meant
silly. We don't want you doing silly stuff like data
entry, or anything boring like that."
"Oh." I smiled then, because that made sense.
"Yeah, in fact, we'd just rather you didn't even go to
the lab, Rachael, because, uh...because..." Jeff got a
little stuck.
"Because it's so boring over there. We'll hardly be
there at all ourselves, we hate it, right Jeff?""
"Right, oh yeah, we can't stand the lab! No, we'd
rather, um, we'd prefer to spend all our time with you,
uh...talking and, er..."
"Fucking?" I suggested.
"Right, yeah, that's exactly what Jeff means." Jim
nodded quickly. "We'd rather just, uh, fuck you all the
time, you know, and be like regular, uh...boyfriends,
you know?"
"I'm not gonna do your laundry, guys!" I had to put my
foot down. I was pretty sure I saw where this was
going. "Being a girlfriend isn't the same as being a
maid!"
"Right, oh right..." and "Absolutely, no way." They
both agreed emphatically.
"And I won't do all the cooking either, okay?" I looked
at them.
"Sure, yeah, we love to cook." And "Uh-huh, we can, um,
we'll cook, no problem." They were sure being nice, for
boyfriends. Even new ones.
"You guys are sure being nice." I narrowed my eyes,
feeling a little suspicious.
"Uh, nice?" Jeff looked confused.
"We just, um, well...we love you Rachael." Jim finally
conceded. "Don't we Jeff?"
"Right, oh hell yeah. Rachael, I'm uh...Seriously
thinking about leaving my wife for you."
"Really?" I couldn't help smiling super big. "You guys
are so sweet!"
"Well, how can we help that?" Jim laughed at me.
"You can't!" I agreed and stood up, undressing for
them. "Let's make love!"
"Oh, sure, I guess..." Jeff was smiling. "Okay, um,
right here?" Jim looked around.
"Of course silly!" I giggled and pinched my hard brown
nipples. "And then after we make love, we'll take a
good hot shower and really fuck!" I promised them.
After we kept my promise, I had the guys remove the
partitions from between the three bedrooms. They
weren't permanent walls, just some cubicle kind of
divider things. Then I had them move all the beds
together, so we had one big bed for all three of us,
except you had to be a little careful so you didn't
fall between the mattresses sometimes. It worked out
really well, and the guys were a little bashful at
first, which was cute, but after a few weeks they were
a lot more comfortable with the arrangement.
I for one was very glad I'd thought to bring along a
case of Viagra, I didn't figure they'd remember until
it was too late and we were already down here. I had 24
boxes of 12 packages of 10 pills each. That was 2880
doses, spread between 2 men for ohhh...call it 350
days...equaled about 4 doses each, with a little extra
on special days, like our birthdays, and groundhog day,
arbor day, the 4th of July and Christmas, and
Halloween, you get the idea. I didn't tell them I was
putting it in the coffee every morning, because they
were so proud of their constant and very stubborn
erections. I sure hoped that stuff was addictive.
Unfortunately, I forgot to pack enough lithium and
Prozac for more then a month. By the 6 week mark I was
noticing it too. Well, not really, but I think Jim and
Jeff noticed that I was acting a little strangely.
"Rachael, are you okay?" Jeff asked me one night over
dinner. We were eating some meatloaf that Jim had
cooked up. I wasn't a big meat loaf person, so I just
picked at it mostly.
"Sure. Why do you ask?" I replied, without looking up.
"Because, um, well...You've stabbed the fork into your
hand, Rachael." He gestured and I noticed that I had
indeed pushed the tines a good half inch or so into my
left palm. There was a lot of blood, and I wondered how
I'd missed that.
"Ouch!" I pulled the fork out.
"Here, let me see that." Jim was just walking in from
the kitchen with a plate of hot dinner rolls. He'd
forgotten to put them in the oven until we'd sat down,
but they smelled really good.
One night I heard a sound. "Jim! Jim!" I grabbed his
balls and squeezed really hard.
"AHHH...FUCK!!" He sat up in the darkness and on the
other side of me, Jeff was waking up too.
"What's wrong?" Jeff rubbed his eyes.
"Christ!" Jim stared at me. "What did you do tha...?"
"Shhh!" I shushed them both. "I heard something.
Outside. Listen..."
We strained our ears but all we could hear was the
wind.
"It's just the wind, Rachael." Jeff sank back onto the
bed, but I wasn't so sure.
"I think it was a penguin." I whispered.
"It wasn't a penguin. It was the wind." Jim sighed,
checking his balls for the third time. He laid back
down too.
"It was a penguin." I said softly, getting down between
the two naked men.
I pulled them close, turning to face Jeff and pressing
my breasts to his chest, putting my face into his neck.
I reached down and felt his prick stirring and I lifted
my leg, draping over him. I felt Jim behind me and I
felt for him blindly, pulling him closer. I moved my
hand down to his cock, stroking it gently and pulling
it so he shifted, pressing with his hips until his
penis was pushing against my ass. We'd become quite
adept at double fucking like that, one of them taking
my pussy from the front, the other my ass. I liked it
and so did they.
I kissed them both one at a time, Jim and then Jeff,
listening to their grunts and groans. Feeling their
cocks and hands and legs. But I kept my eyes on the
window and reached under my pillow, feeling my knife,
ice cold and razor sharp. I just needed to reassure
myself because I knew she would come back.
Penguins are like that.
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