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Do You Know Where Your Mother Is?
by Marcia R. Hooper (marciar26@aol.com)

***

Jenna discovers her mom has been doing cyber with a 
married man. Already traumatized by her parent's recent 
divorce, she turns to her brother for advice, and 
possibly something else. Another tale of angst-ridden, 
sexually-attracted siblings. (MF-teens, inc, 1st)

***

This is a work of fiction and is not meant to portray 
any person living or dead, nor any known situation. 
This story contains mature themes and is meant for 
adults only and is not to be read by person's under the 
age of 18, or the legal age in the county/state/country 
in which the reader resides.

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MOTHER IS?

by Marcia R. Hooper 
(marciar26@aol.com)


You just never know. Even about your mother. I sure 
didn't.

Three weeks ago I was snooping around my mom's room, 
looking for goodies. I found a lipstick-sized vibrator 
under her mattress, and a folded, three-page printout 
of an IM session. I was shocked.

BrodskyBent: Hi there. 36 YO male here. You a hot MILF?

CurliQue35: I don't respond well to acronyms. But yes, 
I am Hot.

BrodskyBent: Hot as in say, Rip off my panties and 
ravish me completely?

CurliQue35: I'm not that hot! Go away!

BrodskyBent: LOL. Sorry, am really horny here. Please 
don't throw me out.

CurliQue35: I'll throw you to the TOS Police, how's 
that? <grin>

BrodskyBent: ANYTHING BUT THAT! So, are you married? 
Kids? Mortgaged up the whazoo?

CurliQue35: I always wondered how to spell whazoo. 
Anyway, you're not forgiven, so check your 
impertinence. Recently unmarried, two kids, a mortgage 
out my derriere that the ex is footing, a good job with 
an asshole boss. If this is you, John, my boss is an 
angel!

BrodskyBent: LOL. Not a John. (Not implying you're a 
you know what, either.) So, are you 35 as your screen 
name implies?

CurliQue35: 36 now. A year older and poorer. You know 
my marital status, what's yours?

BrodskyBent: I shall not lie. Attached white male, two 
kids, both in high school. I live in Towson. You live 
in Frederick.

CurliQue35: I know where I live. It's not an 
invitation.

BrodskyBent: I'm starting to feel unloved here. Maybe I 
should go pester another single mother.

CurliQue35: Sighhhhhhh. I'm sorry. You seem harmless 
enough. Maybe I'm just being hormonal. 

BrodskyBent: Is that an admission of physical 
unapproachability?

CurliQue35: That's a description I've never heard 
before. But yes. Right in the middle of it.

BrodskyBent: That's too bad. My significant other's 
hormonal also.

CurliQue35: Poor baby. Is your significant aware of 
your cyber-wanderings?

BrodskyBent: No, and don't you tell her, either, LOL.

CurliQue35: My cyber-lips are sealed.

BrodskyBent: Thank you. So, are you available? Would 
you like a pic? It's the real me, and very recent. 

CurliQue35: Available for what? I probably shouldn't 
ask that. Ok, send your pic. The worst I'll do is 
cyber-tear it up.

BrodskyBent: Gee thanks. Here it comes now. Do I get 
one in return?

CurliQue35: Yes. But don't ask for anything in the 
nude. I'll hang up on you if you ask for anything in 
the nude.

BrodskyBent: Nada. But that sounds like an admission of 
nude photography if I ever heard one, LOL.

CurliQue35: Smart ass. Hmmm. Not bad. I like a man in 
glasses.

BrodskyBent: I'm a little thin up top. That pic doesn't 
really show it, but I want to be honest.

CurliQue35: Honesty appreciated. 

BrodskyBent: Wow. You're really good-looking. I'm 
intimidated now. Pretty soon I'll stat mystiping wurds 
and fallng all ovr miself.

CurliQue35: LOL. No man as attractive as you has 
problems with women. 

BrodskyBent: Here that Bowser? She thinks I'm 
attractive. <Blush.>

CurliQue35: Bowser better be your dog, Sir. I don't 
like men who give their members names, especially not 
K-9 names.

BrodskyBent: Oops. It won't happen again.

CurliQue35: Okay. Listen, someone here. Have to go now, 
sorry.

BrodskyBent: Can I e-mail you?

CurliQue35: If you like. Bye.


It wasn't so much that Mom sounded like a ball-buster, 
which she certainly did, or that she was online in an 
AOL chat-room; what rocked me was that she doesn't have 
a computer. That meant the exchange either took place 
at her work, or here at home on either my brother's or 
my computer. 

* * *

"Mom?"

"Yes, Sweetie." She looked up from the Grands biscuits 
she was arranging on a cookie sheet and faced me. Hair 
had escaped from her barrette and hung loose over her 
left cheek. She absently blew it away. 

"Are you seeing someone?" I asked.

She blinked, then grinned sheepishly. "Well, sort of. 
Nothing serious, though. Why do you ask?"

I kept my tone level. "You didn't say anything about 
it. Usually you let me know first." I was still touchy 
about Dad and reproach tinged my voice. I felt a sting 
of tears. Shit, Jenna, I thought, stop that shit.

She sighed and wiped her hands on a dish-towel. "Honey, 
I'm not going out with him. So far, it's only e-mail 
and a little bit of chat." Her grin grew embarrassed 
"Or am I too old for that?"

"Mom!" I complained, but felt better all the same. "Do 
you really like him?"

She half-shrugged, half-nodded. "Sort of. I can't 
really tell. I don't understand the situation yet."

What's to understand? I wondered. He wants to ball you. 
I asked, "Is he married?"

She sighed again. "Jenna."

"Mom!" I cried, and ran upstairs to my room.

* * *

I know crying is stupid. I'm eighteen years old, and 
old enough to know better, but I miss Dad and I want it 
back to normal. Even if "normal" was fighting all the 
time and throwing things around their bedroom and Dad 
hitting Mom once and cheating on her at least twice. As 
a child you tend to forget those things--or at least to 
ignore them. My brother distrusts my dad and worships 
the ground Mom walks on. It's the opposite for me, as 
it is with all my friends who've been through a 
divorce. Sons side with their mothers and daughters 
always side with their dads. Stupid, but true.

"You okay?" he asked. 

It was ten o'clock, two days later and we were alone in 
the house. He was massaging my neck. My migraine was 
ferocious and I'd taken an Imitrex but it wasn't 
helping yet. "No," I said miserably. 

"You want to talk about it?" 

"No."

"Jenna."

I turned over and he removed his hands. James is my 
twin brother and my best friend. He spends hours with 
me when I'm in pain, but we have a problematic 
relationship and we have to be careful. "How can you 
defend her?" I demanded. 

"Jenna," he repeated.

"Jimmy, she's a whore." He stiffened and I said 
apologetically, "Sorry. I shouldn't have said that."

He rolled me back onto my stomach, returned to the soft 
kneading of my neck muscles, making me groan in pain. 
It was a bad attack though, and he knew better than 
stop. "What makes her any different than you or me?" he 
asked.

"She's my mother."

"She's a female," he said. "Female's need attention. Or 
hadn't you noticed that, Jenna?"

"I'm not asking you to fuck me," I said belligerently. 

"I'm not offering to."

I was experiencing a more intense desire for James than 
I'd felt in a long, long time. We had never had sex, 
never really even come close, but there was always that 
understanding that we could. "Sorry. I shouldn't have 
said that," I repeated.

"It's okay. Tell me exactly what she said."

I related the gist of the transcript, then told him to 
go get it. It was still there, or at least it had been 
that afternoon. He settled down to read it. "Seems 
pretty innocent to me."

"It's what they're not saying," I complained.

He laughed. "How can you not say something in an IM. 
It's hard enough not to be misunderstood. Besides, this 
is tame compared to what I write."

"You're not thirty-seven with two kids."

"Thirty-six," he corrected. "And her two kids are 
grown."

"Stop defending her."

He massaged my shoulders, then moved to my shoulder 
blades, which didn't hurt so much, then to my spine, 
which did. I moaned appreciatively. The Imitrex was 
finally kicking in. 

"Take off my top," I said. I raised enough for him to 
pull it over my head. I reached behind with my right 
hand and released my bra strap. It popped loose to both 
sides. He stopped rubbing. 

"It's fine," I said. "I'm not trying to seduce you." I 
was comfortable with this level of undress as long as I 
hurt this bad. Problem was, I didn't hurt this bad. In 
fact, the headache was leaving like a burning-off mist. 

"We should stop," he said.

"Don't. Please." Because he deserved it, I told the 
truth. "I shouldn't be letting you do this, but I want 
you to, because I like it. Just rub me until my 
headache's gone, and I'll button back up. Okay?"

"Okay." He straddled my buttocks and laid it on with 
both hands, giving me a tremendous massage. Two or 
three minutes into it he developed a tremendous 
erection, and that was fine too. I was certainly 
aroused myself. 

"James?"

"Uh-huh."

"Do you think we ever will?"

He breathed heavily through his open mouth. "I'm 
damned-near ready to now, Jenn. You're killing me."

I grinned into the mattress. "A girl should have the 
upper hand with her brother."

I expected a deserved smack on the rear, but it didn't 
come. His hands worked the small of my back, went up to 
my neck again, then slid down along my sides. 

"James?"

"Uh-huh."

"I want to have sex with you."

"I want to have sex with you too."

"Should we?"

He rested on my butt. His hands were on his thighs. 
Both of us knew I wanted it because of Mom. "Not like 
this," he said. 

I reached back, found the ends of my bra strap and 
hooked them up. He climbed off and handed my top, which 
I put on. I had never felt so frustrated in my life. 
"Thank you," I said, standing on tiptoe and kissing him 
on the cheek. "You're a good brother."

"Don't mention it." He whacked my butt so hard I 
yelped. 

* * *

Three days later, I again raided my mother's bedroom. 
Beneath the mattress was a four page transcript. I read 
nervously.

BrodskyBent: Still at work?

CurliQue35: Yes, I was afraid you wouldn't make it.

BrodskyBent: Anyone there?

CurliQue35: Just me and the closed-circuit cameras, 
LOL.

BrodskyBent: No diddling yourself at the keyboard, 
then.

CurliQue35: I would never do that!

BrodskyBent: Certainly not.

CurliQue35: I have to get myself a laptop. I should be 
at home, doing this in my bedroom.

BrodskyBent: Good idea. You could diddle yourself in 
comfort.

CurliQue35: That's not what I meant.

BrodskyBent: Did you tell Jenna yet?

CurliQue35: That we had sex? Are you nuts?

BrodskyBent: That we're seeing each other.

CurliQue35: Oh. Duh. No.

BrodskyBent: She has a right to know. She asked, after 
all.

CurliQue35: You tell her then.

BrodskyBent: Right. Let's drop the subject. Did you 
enjoy the other night?

BrodskyBent: Val?

CurliQue35: I'm angry.

BrodskyBent: Why? 

CurliQue35: You are such a man.

BrodskyBent: That's not a compliment, is it?

CurliQue35: Sharp, as well.

BrodskyBent: Come on. We agreed to talk about things. 

CurliQue35: You're right. I'm sorry. I'm just confused. 
You experience this from a distance; I handle it up 
close every day. James takes things pretty much in 
stride, but Jenna has rolled this huge boulder out 
between us that I can't get around. I can barely even 
see around it most of the time. I'm afraid she'll do 
something stupid just to hurt me. I did at her age.

BrodskyBent: Jenn is a very smart girl. And she has her 
brother to go to if things get bad. 

CurliQue35: That's what I'm talking about. 

BrodskyBent: I'm sure you're imagining things.

CurliQue35: I pray so. It might run in the family.


Reading someone else's IM's can be very confusing. I 
was already bewildered by the conversation; the sudden 
shift in subject confused me even more. Then I realized 
it was another session altogether, copied right after 
the first. 


BrodskyBent: Ding-Dong 

CurliQue35: Who's there.

BrodskyBent: Open the door and you'll find out, little 
girl.

CurliQue35: Eeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiinoooooo!!

BrodskyBent: LOL. Home or at work?

CurliQue35: Work. 

BrodskyBent: I thought you were going to get a laptop.

CurliQue35: I did, but I haven't hooked it up yet. I 
haven't even installed AOL on it. I will tomorrow night 
though, or maybe even tonight.

BrodskyBent: I should let you go then. You could be 
much more uninhibited with me at home. <grin>

CurliQue35: Tisk-tisk. You are such a man. Always and 
foremost: sex-sex-sex.

BrodskyBent: But you like it. Wearing panties tonight? 

CurliQue35: You know I am. 

BrodskyBent: A thong?

CurliQue35: Possibly.

BrodskyBent: No panty lines beneath your skirt? 

CurliQue35: <grin>

BrodskyBent: I'd like to remove that skirt, Valerie.

CurliQue35: Careful, now, Mister.

BrodskyBent: I'll be careful, don't you worry.

CurliQue35: That's not what I meant. But at least it 
wouldn't get all wrinkled this time. 

BrodskyBent: Not my fault it got wrinkled. You could 
have taken it off.

CurliQue35: I tried to take it off, remember?

BrodskyBent: Oh, yeah. Sorry. <grin again>

CurliQue35: I'll grin you, you bastard. Do you know I'm 
still sore? Three days later?

BrodskyBent: Are you complaining?

CurliQue35: No. Just embarrassed.

* * *

James said, "Okay, so they had sex. So what?"

I snatched the papers from his hand. "James! He's 
married. He's got kids our age. She's gonna break up 
his marriage!" He rolled his eyes at me, just stoking 
my anger. "I can't believe you're taking her side!" I 
cried.

He tried to shush me. 

"I will not be quiet!" I yelled. "She's--"

He shut me up with a hand behind my head and the other 
over my mouth. I stared at him, wide-eyed. "Do you not 
get anything?" he asked.

"Mmmnufff-ummmffff!"

He took his hand off my mouth. "It might run in the 
family," he said.

I stared at him, bewildered. He pointed out what Mom 
had said. "So?"

"So? Ever wonder why she and Uncle Robert are so weird 
around each other?"

I stood there and blinked. "You don't mean . . .?" He 
rolled his eyes again. "Stop that," I said, irritably. 
"You know I hate that." I read the lines more 
carefully. "This doesn't mean anything, James."

"Now who's in denial?"

"Cut it out," I said sulkily.

"Look. Mom's mother and dad got divorced when she was 
sixteen. Just like us. Mom and Uncle Robert are 
fraternal twins. Just like us, Don't you think that's 
kind of a genetic thing? Mom and her brother? You and 
me?"

I blushed at the very thought of Mom and Uncle Robert 
together. But then again, we almost had. I breathed 
deeply and slowly. "Are you suggesting that you and I 
are...?"

"Are what?" he asked, mystified. Then It was his turn 
to be shocked.

* * * 

The following night in the kitchen I asked my mother 
point blank: "Are you and Uncle Robert having sex?"

She dropped the two glasses in her hand and they both 
shattered on the floor. "Am I what?" she croaked.

I stood my ground. "Are you and Uncle Robert having 
sex?"

She looked at me with every emotion possible twisting 
her face. She laughed and hiccuped at the same time and 
gripped her mouth convulsively. "Of course not!" she 
spat out. "How can you ask such a thing?"

I held out the transcript.

"Where did you get that?"

Very slowly, through clenched teeth, I said, "Tell me 
about Uncle Robert." And she did.

* * *

James asked in disbelief. "It's Dad?" 

I laughed softly. "Uh-huh."

He read every line of the transcript. "I can't believe 
it."

"It's been going on quite a while," I said. "Most of 
this is bullshit."

What Mom had told me was this: Three months ago, Dad 
had surreptitiously contacted her online. He pretended 
to be a married man from Baltimore, with kids her own 
age, interested in having cyber. The ruse held up 
exactly one week, when she had caught him out. 

She was furious, of course, but also relieved. It meant 
there was hope. Rather than give me false hope, they 
had kept the relationship under wraps, letting it 
develop gradually. Last week they had had their first 
date, ending is sex. I had read about it in the 
transcript. 

"So they're going out tonight?" he asked.

"Yes, but you're not supposed to know. Mom wants to 
spring it on you herself."

"That's some spring," he said. "And this shit from the 
first transcript?"

"Cyber-games," I said. "Them having fun. You know 
adults."

He laughed. Then he sobered. "What about her and Uncle 
Robert?"

I took the transcripts from his hand and ripped them 
into little pieces. "Some things," I said, peeling out 
of my tee-shirt and unsnapping my bra, "are better 
experienced, than described."

It really does run in the family.


THE END



Note: The idea (and the title) for this little story 
was inspired by the catch-phrase of an ad for a certain 
website. The website id called "MILF Hunters," (Mothers 
I'd Like to Fuck) and of course it's very demeaning to 
women. But it's also kind of charming, the notion of us 
Soccer Mom's being pursued for what we are. 

To be truthful, I had a lot of trouble with this story. 
Jenna was originally a boy, then a single female child, 
then one of a pair of twin sisters. Nothing worked 
until I tried Jenna and James, then it clicked. The 
plot kept changing also, which didn't help. I'm still 
unhappy with it, but oh, well.

M.H.

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.

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