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Ardent Bane: Intergalactic Amazon Hunter
By Rachael Ross (rache18us@yahoo.com)
***
Hi, I'm Ardent Bane! If you haven't read my previous 25
installments of Intergalactic Amazon Hunter, don't
panic! You're in for a real treat! The action is
relentless and brutal and you can jump right in! All
you need, gentle viewer, is a little luck, a few good
weapons, and a whole lotta guts! (M/F, humor, sci-fi,
no-sex)
***
Let me give you some background about this mission,
because it's a doozy! This planet we're in orbit around
is Sappho IV, the 4th planet of the Sappho System, yeah
that's right. Home of the legendary Monkey Girls. No
man who has ever and I do mean EVER! set foot on that
planet has returned to tell his tale. The Monkey Girls
of Sappho IV are the single greatest threat to mankind
that we've ever found in our reach to colonize the
universe.
Something has to be done and done right. That means
someone has to go down there and eradicate the dreaded
Monkey Girls of Sappho IV. Luckily, out of the
literally millions of volunteers, only I - Ardent Bane!
- was selected for this monumental undertaking. But I'm
not going alone, no I'm bringing along my holocam which
will transmit back to you, my faithful fans, live
action from start to finish! Commercial free and
uncensored - The way real men like it!
So lets go!
Hmmmm... Monkey Girls. Want a banana little girl?
HAHAHA I crack myself up! But in all seriousness I need
to make sure that everything is prepared. Believe me
folks, you don't want to leave anything to chance on an
assignment like this! The Monkey Girls have a techno-
level of Earth about 2000 B.C. ...Stone knives and
clubs. But don't underestimate those primitive weapons,
in the hands of a highly trained killer (Like Ardent
Bane!) a stone knife is every bit as lethal as a 1.5Mw
Pulse Rifle!
To keep it fair I'll equip myself with weapons of Earth
around 1400A.D. Let's see a nice English longbow, a
long sword of the finest Spanish steel... Oh my, isn't
that beautiful? Look how the sunlight gleams off the
metal - Honed to a razor's edge folks! And a carbon-
fiber double-edged dagger, perfectly balanced for
throwing. My target is a small village on one of the
numerous small islands; only about 20 inhabitants so
I'll bring 21 arrows, broad tipped and deadly! Hey - I
might miss once!
Let me tell you about the Monkey Girls of Sappho IV.
They are small, humanoid in appearance. About 5 feet
tall, covered with a silky caramel colored fur from
their heads, along their spines, to their tight round
butts. This fur gets shorter as it moves away from
their heads and ends in a long prehensile tail, hence
the nickname "Monkey Girls". The hair on their heads is
long and shimmers beautifully, luxuriant to touch and
it exudes a smell which is loaded with a chemical
pheromone which suggests these little beasties are
constantly in a state of heat.
The front and sides of their bodies are smooth taut
flesh, usually a lighter color than their fur. They
have breasts which range from small and firm to large
and firm. Saggy breasts have never been reported on a
Monkey Girl of Sappho IV. They seem to lactate
continuously and the milk from their breasts is a sweet
wine-like liquid which is about 30% alcohol by volume.
The genitalia of the Monkey Girls of Sappho IV are
lightly furred and very small. The surrounding tissue
though is loaded with over 10,000 tiny muscles!! which
enable the Monkey Girls of Sappho IV to accommodate
virtually any sized male organ with ease. They also
have a thin membrane, similar to a hymen, which grows
back over a period of 24 hours if it's broken. Amazing
huh?
But don't let them fool you, the Monkey Girls of Sappho
IV really are beauty and the beast! So are you coming
along? The road to adventure is this way!
We've beamed down to a part of the island which should
be uninhabited, about 5Km from the village. It's a
dense jungle here, I hope you guys are getting this at
home. The trees are ancient and huge, the canopy roof
is easily a hundred meters above my head. There are a
lot of smaller plants and flora. It's quite beautiful.
The air temperature is a steady 72.4 degrees F. and
relative humidity is 28%. Nice day for a picnic! Well,
we didn't come for that did we? I'm going to set up a
camp here, I've brought remote sentries to secure my
perimeter and we'll get those working first off.
Remember people, you don't need any surprises on an
alien and definately hostile planet!
Okay, as you can see I've got my camp set up. I've even
brought my portable stockade, with any luck I'll be
able to capture one or two alive and then we can see
what those 10,000 muscles between their legs are good
for! heh-heh! As many of the faithful 39 know, I do
like to have a little fun with my prey. Getting hot and
bloody gets me excited and I don't mind admitting a
luke-warm body is every bit as good as a live one!
It's getting kind of late in the day, so I think we'll
rest here tonight and at dawn we'll do a little
scouting, how does that sound. My next transmission
will be in... 6 hours. Set your clocks friends you
won't want to miss any of the action tomorrow morning!!
Oh! And don't forget to leave the autopilot on your
recorders running, because you never know when
something exciting is going to happen with Ardent Bane!
I've set my holocam to start transmission the moment
one of my sentries activates, I don't want you to miss
a thing!
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Commercial Break: For the next 6 hours we bring you:
Ultimate Bass Fishing with Jed Grout! Get your poles
ready friends cause this week he's on that great bass
fishing planet.....ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ We interrupt
Ultimate Bass Fishing to go straight to Ardent Bane!
on Sappho IV...
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Can you hear me? This is Ardent Bane! on Sappho IV...
I'm whispering because my perimeter sentry went off,
its silent alarm triggering a chemical response in my
brain and waking me instantly with 500cc injection of
pure adrenalin in my buttocks! Somewhere, off to my
left is an intruder, it has to be one of the legendary
Monkey Girls of Sappho IV! I won't be able to narrate
anymore, I need to use all of my impressive skills to
swiftly and silently deal with this new threat. But
stay tuned folks, you'll see all the action, I promise!
Okay, I've managed to get behind the Monkey Girl. It
looks like she was out foraging and is unaware of my
camp just a few hundred meters to the left.
Interesting, nocturnal creatures? My information didn't
say anything about that, well, that's why they picked
Ardent Bane! folks. because of my unique skills and
ability to adapt to new and difficult situations. Stick
with me and let's bag us a Monkey Girl, huh?
I'm turning on my universal translator. I'm going to
try and take this first one alive, a little intel never
hurt! I'm about 8 feet behind her, it doesn't appear
that she's armed. I know I'm whispering pretty soft,
but believe me, in a second I won't be. I'm leaving the
holocam here so you can watch me in action, and don't
forget friends: Don't try this at home!
***
Ardent Bane! crept out of the bushes, moving silently
on cat-like feet. He just need to get close enough to
bring the flat of his sword down with a quick blow to
the Monkey Girl's head. He could see that the creature
was incredibly beautiful, a silky mane of light brown
hair cascaded across her back. He caught her face in
profile and it was wonderful to behold.
The moniker Monkey Girl was horribly inaccurate! Her
tail twitched slightly, left to right and back again.
Ardent could hear her humming softly as she picked
splendid red berries from a nearby bush. He could feel
himself becoming aroused as he caught her scent. Oh
yes! The first one is always the best, he would teach
her a thing or two before this night was over he
thought with a smile.
Ardent turned around and gave the camera a little
smile. One for the kids he thought. He only needed two
more steps and then he would have her. Suddenly *Crack*
he stepped on a fallen branch and the loud noise was
like a gunshot in the calm quiet night. Ardent cursed
and lunged forward with his blade, all thoughts of
capture gone now, he needed to kill this creature
before she could sound the alarm!
The Monkey Girl leaped back and Ardent's thrusting
sword point only just barely missed. She was far more
agile than any creature he'd hunted before Ardent
realized, but too late. She was about 6 feet away and
pointing something...Bane squinted, it was...It was an
UZI submachine gun!!
"What the hell?" Ardent said to himself and 3.2 billion
viewers just as the beautiful Monkey Girl depressed the
trigger.
In less than three seconds ten 9mm bullets had stitched
their way from Ardent's crotch to his collar. Blood
spattered beneath the chilling staccato of death. The
gorgeous Monkey Girl walked over to Ardent Bane! and
kicked his sword away from his hand, he wouldn't have
been able to use it anyway. Blood bubbled out of the
wounds to his lungs and he coughed weakly, spilling
blood from his mouth. Oh no, he thought, it wasn't
2000B.C. ... It was 2000 A.D. ... He looked up at the
Monkey Girl of Sappho IV and pleaded with his eyes,
staring into her soft, almond shaped orbs of green
flecked with gold. She was so beautiful, he thought,
maybe she would understand and help him. His medical
pack could fix him up, anything short of death was
treatable, if only...
The Monkey Girl of Sappho IV looked down at Ardent
Bane! Her lips moved. The universal translator told
Ardent and his viewers what she said: "Asshole!" and
then she pumped another three second burst into his
face.
The end
rache18us@yahoo.com
ps - we now return to Ultimate Bass Fishing
with....ZZzzzZZzzz
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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