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GAY 4 STR8 
By Hungry Guy (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com)

***

This story was inspired by all those ads by gay guys 
advertising to suck straight guys' dicks, you know the 
ones: "GAY4STR8" and such. Not that there's anything 
wrong with being gay, but the definition of being 
straight is that you don't have sex with people of the 
same sex. I.e., any "straight" guy who allows another 
guy to suck his dick is, by definition, gay. Therefore 
it is logically impossible for a gay person to have 
this desire fulfilled. Therefore, these ads are rather 
ironic and comical. Still, I got the idea for this 
story... (MM, MF, oral, anal, caution)

***

Anyway, this is a work of fiction. None of the people 
in this story are real. None of these events ever 
happened. This story is nothing more than words that 
came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real 
people, places, or events is purely coincidental. 

Operators of erotic story web sites, whether free or 
fee-based, have my permission to post my stories for 
public reading, provided that credit is given to 
"Hungry Guy" (hungry@stoolmail.zzn.com) as the author, 
and as long as you don't make changes other than fixing 
typos. Even beware of fixing typos, for I occasionally 
use local slang and dialects that may be flagged by 
your spell checker. Thanks.

All my stories can be found on: 
http://www.asstr.org/~HungryGuy.

***

Todd looked at his watch -- 4:45 PM. Fifteen minutes to 
quitting time. He stepped up and walked out of his 
cubicle to use the men's room. His boyfriend just broke 
up with him and he was really down. 

"Jack's ass was sooo tight, and he was great at sucking 
cock!"

Stepping into the men's room, he glanced at the row of 
eight toilet stalls. The doors to the nearest six 
stalls were open and unoccupied. The doors to last two 
stalls at the far end were, closed. Leaning over a 
little to peek under the partitions, he noticed that 
only the last stall was occupied as indicated by a lone 
pair of feet on the floor. 

He walked up to the second-to-last stall and pushed at 
the door to enter, but it was latched. Curious. The 
occupant of the last stall coughed a couple of times 
while Todd rattled the door to the next-to-last stall 
to loosen the latch but it was fully latched, as if the 
stall was occupied. 

Todd reached into his pocket and removed a coin to put 
in the slot to unlatch the door from the outside. The 
occupant of the last stall coughed and sputtered 
noisily as Todd entered the stall, dropped his pants, 
and took a seat. 

A moment later, the occupant of the last stall 
hurriedly finished and left. Todd heard the other 
fellow mutter barely audibly, "Damn queers!"

Todd was livid! What could have possibly evoked such an 
intolerant comment? 

"Hey" Todd called out. "What makes you think I'm queer? 
What'd any gay ever do to you?"

The other man spoke quietly in answer, "I got nothing 
against gays. Live and let live is my creed. But if you 
queers expect us to respect your right to be gay, then 
you need to respect our right to be straight!" 

The other man left the restroom, leaving Todd alone 
with his grief. Not only had his boyfriend left him, 
but he had just been victimized by an intolerant 
homophobe. And how did that other man possibly know 
that Todd was gay simply by the sight of his shoes 
under the stall partition? Had someone in the office 
outed him and this man recognized his shoes? 

It was 5:00 on the dot as Todd finished and left the 
men's room. He rode the elevator down to the street and 
rode the bus up to Times Square. Todd got off the bus 
at 42nd street and entered his favorite sex shop. He 
browsed a little bit through the gay video rack, 
occasionally eyeing the other guys wandering around. 

"Ooh, that guy looks so buff," he thought to himself 
eyeing a muscular guy with rolled up shirtsleeves, then 
Todd sighed when he saw the guy's boyfriend walk over 
and kiss him. Seeing no one else downstairs, he headed 
upstairs to the upper level where the "special" toys 
were sold. The shop was quiet in the afternoon. Looking 
around, he scanned past a woman looking over the rack 
of dildos and vibrators. Then he noticed another cute 
guy. 

"Definitely straight," Todd thought, noticing his 
demeanor and dress. Todd considered approaching him and 
asking the other if he could suck the other's dick 
anyway. Todd would be the one doing the gay act, the 
straight guy would just be getting his cock sucked; 
nothing gay about that. But the last time Todd made 
that offer to a straight guy, he nearly got into a 
fight. Todd couldn't figure out why those straight guys 
were so uptight about who sucks their cocks.

He looked around more, past a lesbian couple, and past 
a straight couple giggling at everything they saw. 

Nothing on the racks caught his eye, so he decided to 
wander to the back to the booths. He stepped into a 
booth, closed the door and waited. After about five 
minutes, he heard someone enter the adjacent booth. His 
cock got hard immediately at the prospect, and so he 
stepped up to the wall and inserted it into the glory 
hole.

A moment later, "Yes!" he felt a mouth close around his 
cock. His anonymous partner began bobbing his head back 
and forth, sliding his cock in and out. He felt his 
cock grow even bigger. The other guy continued sucking 
as Todd placed his palms against the wall and moaned in 
ecstasy. 

Todd felt the pressure build in his loins as his 
partner continued his assault. Not only was he sliding 
his mouth back and forth on Todd's cock, he was also 
sucking and swirling it with his tongue. Oh man, this 
guy is damn good! 

The pressure built up quickly, but Todd was enjoying 
this so much that tried to hold his climax in check. 
But when the other man slid his tongue against the base 
of Todd's cock-head and pressed the tip of his tongue 
gently into Todd's pee hole, spreading the opening 
slightly, it was more than Todd could stand. Todd 
finally exploded into the other's mouth. Todd's cock 
throbbed and his body quaked as he squirted wad after 
wad into his anonymous partner's mouth, while he 
moaned, "Oh! Oh! Oh!" 

Todd's cock finally shot its last wad as he sighed, 
"Wow!"

His partner then slid his mouth off Todd's cock.

Then Todd knelt and put his mouth up against the glory 
hole eager for a mouthful of cock. But a moment later, 
he heard the other guy open the outer door to leave.

Todd wondered why the other guy didn't want 
reciprocation. Curious, he broke booth protocol, and 
exited his booth at the same time.

His mouth dropped when he saw that his partner was -- 
female -- a tall attractive athletic-looking female 
with long dark-blonde hair and big brown eyes.

"Hi!" she said as she smiled at him.

Todd was in shock. Had he known that it was a "woman" 
in the other booth, he doubted that he could have got 
hard. And had he known that it was a "woman" sucking 
his cock, he doubted that he would have been able to 
come.

"Hi," he said back to her.

"So? What are you looking at me like that for?"

"Nothing," Todd answered, "but, damn, you're good at 
that!"

"I know," she answered smugly, "and now that I made you 
come, you owe this woman one, gay guy!"

"What?" he asked with a screech.

"You heard me, buff boy. Now don't panic, I take it up 
the ass."

"Oh, you do, do you?"

"Yup." 

Todd wasn't sure what to make of this woman. If he were 
straight, he'd probably consider her attractive. 

"C'mon," she insisted, "I don't have all day!" 

Todd shrugged and said, "Sure, why not?"

"Sure, why not?" she repeated, "Thanks for the 
compliment! 

Jeez!"

Todd followed her out of the shop onto 42nd street. 

"So, what's your name anyway?" he asked.

"Tell me yours first," she replied.

"Todd," Todd said.

"Myra," she said.

"So Todd, my place or yours," she asked.

"I live down in Greenwich Village on Christopher 
Street," he answered.

"I'm on the Upper West Side, so I'm probably closer. 
You wanna split a cab?"

"Sure," Todd agreed. 

They hailed a cab and were soon at her place. 

"Wow!" Todd said, mesmerized by the view of the Jersey 
side across the Hudson from her 14th floor apartment.

"Like the view, huh?" she asked.

"Yeah! I'm on the 4th floor of a walk-up. My view 
sucks!"

She grabbed his arm and said, "Well, you want a great 
view, stop gawking out the window and follow me."

Todd followed her into her bedroom, and they stood 
there staring at each other.

"What are you waiting for?" she asked. 

Todd shrugged and quickly undressed, kicking off his 
shoes, dropping his shirt, jeans, and, finally, briefs.

"Okay," he said looking up at her. Seeing her still 
dressed, he asked, "So what are you waiting for?"

"You've never been with a woman, huh?" she asked.

"Nope," he answered. "Been gay all my life. Why?"

"You're supposed to undress me, silly!"

"Oh? Whatever turns you on, I guess," he said with a 
shrug.

He walked over to her and pulled her blouse up over her 
head.

"Hey!" she shouted. "Take it easy! Slow down! Don't rip 
my clothes off!"

Todd slowly got her undressed. "Damn," he said after he 
removed her blouse. 

"What?" Myra asked.

"Why do women wear these things on their tits?"

"A bra? They make 'em stand out and look bigger! That's 
why!"

"But it looks so uncomfortable," he said.

"Tell me about it!" she replied

After more fumbling, Todd got her bra off, then her 
slacks, and, lastly, her panties.

"Okay," Todd said, "Now that we're both naked, are 
there any other special rules I need to know about?"

"That depends on each couple. Me? I'm pretty kinky?"

"You are?" he asked.

"Well, yeah! How many women you know would blow a guy 
she never met through a glory hole? Duh!"

"I really don't know any women, anyway," he said.

"Oh, yeah, right," she said. 

"Well you just lay on that narrow bench over there, on 
your back," she said pointing to a padded exercise 
bench. 

Todd lay on the bench with his feet on each side on the 
floor, and let his hands dangle down.

Myra knelt next to him and grabbed his wrists and 
shackled them underneath the bench. 

"Hey!" Todd shouted, "What are you ding?"

"I'm tying you down, silly."

She then shackled his ankles to the leg of the bench.

"Why do I have to be tied down?" he asked.

"So you don't try to get away when I'm sitting on your 
face pissing in your mouth, that's why!" she insisted.

"What?" he asked in shock.

Without answering, she stepped over to the end of the 
bench and then walked down it straddling his body 
between her legs. Todd stared at her dark hairy ass 
crack as it lowered onto his face, with her hairy pussy 
coming down onto his mouth.

"I told you before," she said, "I did you, now it's 
your turn to do me. Get that tongue wagging if you want 
to breathe again."

Todd was in misery. He knew he should have turned her 
invitation down. The mere idea of kissing a woman 
repulsed him. Now, here he was with a woman sitting on 
his face pressing her cunt to his mouth. How gross! 

Todd suddenly realized that it was getting 
uncomfortable holding his breath. Her hairy cunt lips 
were pressing down on his mouth under the weight of her 
body, and his nose was stuck up her asshole. He began 
licking. 

"That's a good start," she announced, "but you're 
missing the spot." 

His lungs were now screaming for air as he explored her 
pussy with his tongue. He found a hole that was oozing 
wetness. That had to be her vagina. He began to fuck it 
with his tongue.

"Good, you found my cunt hole, but that's not the spot 
you should be licking. Move your tongue closer to my 
muff."

She slid backward on his face a little, and he tasted 
where her pussy lips came together at her muff. Just 
behind that spot, he tasted a little bump. 

"Oh yes! You found the spot! Just lick that little bump 
for a while, and maybe you'll get to breathe again." 

He continued to tease that lump as if he was sucking on 
a little dick. He even found the urethra opening where 
it would have been had that been a cock head. He played 
with the bump, swirling it around and probing her pee 
hole with the tip of his tongue as well.

In a moment she began moaning, "Oh yes! Oh yes! That's 
good! 

Keep doing that!"

Todd felt like he was going to pass out from 
suffocation any moment. Then she began quaking and 
shivering while sitting on his face.

"Oh yes! Here I come! Oh God! Oh yes! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! 
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

She settled down and lifted her ass off his face. He 
exhaled explosively and struggled for a few moments to 
catch his breath.

After he caught his breath, he asked, "Okay, are we 
even now?"

"Yeah, we're even now, but I'm not done having my fun 
with you yet. But don't worry, we'll be even again when 
we're done."

"What happens now?" he asked.

"Do you really want to know?" she asked.

"Yeah," he answered.

"Well, I was out all morning before I met you at that 
sex shop and I got to take a wicked piss. I hope you 
like water sports," she said and sat back down.

No sooner had she sat down than she began to flood his 
mouth with piss from her clit. At least a woman's piss, 
Todd noticed, didn't taste any different from a man's 
piss. And, at least she paused every few moments to let 
him swallow before she filled his mouth. 

She finally finished, stood turned around, and sat on 
his chest, facing him as he licked his lips and 
swallowed the last drops of her piss.

"So are we even now?" he asked.

"Of course not," she answered. "Now, its me who owes 
you."

"Uh, yeah," he agreed hesitantly.

"So, what'll it be?" she asked.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Well, there's my cunt, of course, but that doesn't 
interest you, I assume. Then there's my mouth, but you 
already got inside my mouth, but I'll do it again if 
that's what you want. And then there's my ass. So pick 
a hole." 

"You take it up the ass?" he asked.

"Yeah," she shrugged. "Don't do nothing for me, but I 
don't hate it like some women do."

"Okay, your ass, then."

"How'd I know you'd pick my ass?" she said with a 
laugh. "Okay. 

But you got to get my ass wet first."

She stood and stepped forward up over his head and sat 
again. Once again, Todd saw her hairy muff crack come 
down onto his eyes as the knot that was her asshole in 
her deep dark ass crack came down directly over his 
mouth. 

"Okay, Todd, get it good and wet."

Todd began licking her rubbery sphincter. He felt it 
quiver as he licked it. He stuck his tongue into it and 
she squealed with delight as she squeezed his tongue 
with her anal sphincter.

He continued wetting her asshole until, once again, his 
lungs began screaming for air.

Fortunately, she didn't make him nearly pass out this 
time. She stood and stepped backward lowered herself 
onto his cock.

Fortunately, his cock was slightly stiff from all the 
recent sexual activity.

He felt his cock press against her sphincter as she 
lowered herself ever so slowly. At first, her sphincter 
wouldn't admit his cock. Her lowering only bend his 
cock causing him to yelp, "Ow!"

She raised herself up a little and then lowered herself 
again. This time, he felt her anus give way slightly. 
At that moment, she let herself drop heavy, slamming 
her ass onto his hips, as her asshole consumed his 
shaft. 

"Oh man! That's so tight!" Todd screamed.

"I exercise," she said with a smile.

The extreme tightness sent his cock into huge hard-on 
and he began bucking his hips to produce a fucking 
motion inside her asshole. 

Ordinarily, the utter tightness of an asshole crushing 
his cock would have set him off almost immediately, her 
being female countered his excitement, and it took a 
while for him to build the pressure in his loins. 

He continued bucking until finally, "Ah! Here it 
comes!" he panted. "Here it comes! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhh! 
Ahhhhhh!" he moaned again and again as he exploded into 
her ass, squirting wad after wad of cum into her 
rectum.

He finally spent himself, and his dock got soft. She 
stood up off him and announced, "Now, we're even."

"Wow!" he panted. "You're pretty good -- for a woman."

She knelt down and unshackled him. 

"Thanks -- I think. Anyway, you're welcome to stay the 
night, you know. My ass can take quite a beating! And 
my pussy's still waiting for some action." 

"Well, I guess I'll stay and see what I can do for your 
pussy later," he said.

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