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Cyber-Dreams
by Slowhand Luke (slowhand@dial.pipex.com)

***

A little cyber can be healthy for you. (MF, cyber)

***

She awoke to the sound of the sea. Consciousness crept 
in slowly like the tide, and she luxuriated in that 
perfect moment that exists between sleep and 
wakefulness. Her body felt vital and alive - all her 
muscles relaxed and all her senses heightened. For a 
long time she lay quite still, as if fearing that even 
the slightest movement could break the spell and 
evaporate her warm sense of comfort and wellbeing.

The bed beside her was empty, but her lover's shape was 
still imprinted on the tumbled sheets. He must have 
left early and been unwilling to disturb her. Smiling, 
she thought of his face, his kind eyes and sexy mouth. 
She felt a jolt deep in her loins as her mind threw up 
an image at random, of that mouth fastened to her 
breast, suckling hard whilst his tongue teased her 
nipple. 

A whole string of other pictures, feelings, and sounds 
flooded through her awareness, as if triggered by the 
first. The sound of her own breath, loud and gasping in 
her ears. The look of his eyes, screwed up in 
concentration as he came. The feeling of his sperm 
trickling between her thighs as he fell asleep beside 
her, his arm thrown across her body.

She enjoyed the memories for a few minutes, but 
gradually the need to pee became stronger than the 
desire to remain recumbent, and she got up and wandered 
into the bathroom, gathering up a robe from the floor 
as she went.

When she emerged, the seagulls were calling outside and 
she wandered out onto the balcony to look across the 
beach. The whole flock was way out over the water, 
chasing after a fishing boat whose wake sparkled 
brightly in the morning sun. The robe was wrapped 
loosely around her and she shivered slightly in the 
cool breeze blowing along the shore.

Returning inside, she grabbed a cool glass of orange 
juice from the fridge and went to sit down at her 
computer. Firing it up, she skipped quickly past the 
work applications she had so sincerely intended to 
spend time with over her vacation, and flipped instead 
to the folder containing her web browser. In seconds, 
the modem was screeching it's binary welcome down the 
line to her local access provider, then it all went 
quiet and she was on line. Calling up her bookmark 
sheet, she selected her favourite chat room, then 
entered her handle.

The screen blandly announced her presence: Welcome 
Beachcomber!

A half dozen other messages, sent prior to her arrival, 
disappeared up the page. She scanned them quickly, 
learning that Hard8" was a fuckwitted wanker, Ron was 
feeling lonesome, and Shelley (f/23) was either having 
a real good time or else was in some very serious pain.

Smiling to herself, she reset the number of lines to 
20, enabling to see more of the previous conversations, 
then typed her own message:

Beachcomber: Good morning party people! Are y'all early 
risers, or aintcha been to bed yet... to sleep, that is 
*Grin*

The replies came trickling back:

Hard8": Early riser? Beachcomber, honey, you know I'm a 
riser at ANY time - night or day! Like to PM me this 
morning?

Ron: *YAWN* Been up all night, Beachcomber - you m/f?

Shelley: (f/23) UUURGH! OH! Yeah! Yeah! NO! NONONONONO! 
ARRRGH! I'm CUMMING!

Checking the user list, she was disappointed to see 
that none of her other friends were there. Hard8" was 
OK, but his imagination was severely limited - almost 
as bad as Shelley (f/23) seemed to be. No doubt the two 
of them would get on well together - probably already 
were, which would explain Shelly's outpourings. Someone 
really ought to show the poor girl how to send PRIVATE 
messages to save her blushes. Of course, it was always 
possible she liked being watched.

Beachcomber smiled at that thought. She typed again:

Beachcomber: Shelley - are you just masturbating for 
the rest of us to enjoy, or have you got some sneaky 
partner who hasn't bothered to show you how to PM?

Shelley replied quickly:

Private Message from Shelley (f/23): Just showing off a 
little... Uh! Uh! Uh! HrrrNNNGPH!

*giggle*

That about exhausted the possibilities for chat as far 
as Beachcomber was concerned. On impulse, she decided 
to E-mail John at work.

LOVER, she sent, after switching to her mail server, 
GIVE IT ALL UP AND CUM HOME TO ME...

I'M BORED. *KISS*

Before logging off completely, she flicked back to the 
chatroom. on the off chance that someone interesting 
had arrived. A new message intrigued her.

Welcome: Don Juan!

An interesting choice of name, she thought, and quickly 
typed:

Beachcomber: Anyone tilting at windmills out there?

The reply came:

Don Juan: Wrong Don Juan, I'm afraid, Beachcomber... 
*S* I was thinking more of 'Don Juan de Marcos'
The conversation continued rapidly.

Beachcomber: *Sly grin* In that case, have YOU ever 
really loved a woman?

Don Juan: *LOL* I haven't made 1502 yet... but I'm 
working on it!

Are you m/f, Beachcomber?

Hard8": He's never REALLY loved a woman, Beachcomber, 
not up the ass - you need ME for that!

Beachcomber: I'm all woman, honey... and in search of a 
little love right now. You want to swell your total? Or 
anything else that comes to mind? *Blows him a kiss*

Shelley (f/23) Take me, Don Juan! I'm spread wide open, 
waiting for you!

Beachcomber: *mildly* Shut up, Hard.

Don Juan: *Catches kiss and presses it to his lips. 
Swirls cape.* Beachcomber, it would be an honour to 
make love with you... *Dark eyes smouldering*

Hard8": *Meekly* Yes, Beach. Whatever you say. Shutting 
up right now. You won't hear another peep out of me. 
No, not even a little one!*LOL*

Don Juan: Shelley, my apologies, but it would be an 
insult to the gorgeous Beachcomber if I were to give 
her any less than my full attention.... Beachcomber, 
tell me how you are looking tonight...

Beachcomber: I'm not sure about the 'honour', DJ - but 
I certainly hope it will be a PLEASURE! *S*

As the last message from Don Juan appeared, Beachcomber 
paused to consider... what should she tell him? It was 
fun sometimes to beguile them with impossible 
fantasies, but this guy seemed more genuine than most 
and unlikely to be impressed by a lie. And besides, it 
was even more fun to think of him fantasising over HER! 
She decided to tell him the truth.

Beachcomber: Well... I'm about 5'6" tall, with long, 
curly dark hair. I'm 31 years old with luscious blue 
eyes and a build that has been described (recently!) as 
'shapely'. I'm dressed in a soft white bathrobe, tied 
with a long belt...and underneath - well, you'll have 
to find that out for yourself... PS I'm a little 
dishevelled right now, having only just crawled out of 
bed!

Shelley (f/23) *Humph* Suit yourself, Don 'daftass' 
Juan - you don know what your missing. Wanna play, 
hard8? PM me.

The line was silent for a while as Hard8" and Shelley 
(f/23) slipped into PM land. Beachcomber updated 
several times, wondering if her new lover had left her, 
before his next message arrived.

Don Juan Beachcomber, your face and body delight me 
*shiver* I tremble in anticipation of our love. I am 23 
years old, but I hope you will not let this discourage 
you... I adore older women - they are so sensual and 
alive.

I am 5'11", slim with a youthful physique. I have dark 
hair and smouldering eyes. I am dressed in belted black 
trousers, a black shirt and black calf boots. I also 
wear a cape.... guess what? Black.

*Takes your hand and kisses your fingers* Let me share 
pleasure with you...

She typed quickly:

Beachcomber: *Shivers in response, then pulls you to 
your feet* *Deep kiss, running hands over your chest* 
Undress me!

Don Juan: Loosening your belt, I open your bathrobe, 
pulling it down from your shoulders, then leaning 
forward to kiss the exposed flesh. Then I stand back to 
admire you... what do I see?

Beachcomber: My creamy white breasts are pushed forward 
within a midnight blue bra, which complements my eyes. 
A matching pair of knickers hide my secret flesh. All 
of my skin is smooth and soft... there is a sense of 
yielding ripeness to my body. I use the space you have 
made between us to reach out and unfasten your shirt...

Don Juan: As you work my buttons, I raise my hands to 
your breasts, feeling them and testing their weight. 
The smooth silky material of your bra feels good under 
my fingers, and I can just discern the texture of your 
nipples as they begin respond to my touch. As you reach 
the last button, I shrug out of the shirt and reach 
behind to unclip you.

 Beachcomber: *soft moan* MMmm, yes... free my breasts. 
I want you to suck on them, close your lips around them 
and make me feel good.

Don Juan: Nuzzling and kissing your neck, I remove your 
bra completely, letting it fall to the floor by your 
robe. My hands slip round to hold your full, rounded 
breasts once more, and my tongue dances downwards to 
circle your left nipple - teasing, coming close, but 
never quite making contact.

This was starting to sound good. Easing her robe open, 
the Beachcomber began to caress her own breast, her 
hand imitating the actions Don Juan described. With the 
other hand, she typed:

Beachcomber: Holding your head to my breast with one 
hand, I try to guide your mouth to my nipple - at the 
same time, my other hand reaches down and unfastens 
your belt. I start to unzip you.

Don Juan: I shift my hips back to assist you, and my 
shaft springs free. It feels warm and alive and throbs 
slightly in your hand. My mouth moves across to finally 
engulf your nipple, my soft tongue caressing your skin 
as I begin to suckle gently.

Beachcomber: That feels NICE... My hand moves on your 
shaft, holding you firmly but softly. My fingers curl 
underneath to touch your balls.

Don Juan: *Groans* MMmm.. *Backs off* Let me get rid of 
these... *drops pants and steps out of them, leaving 
boots behind. Cape rustles to the floor* I take your 
hand and lead you to my bed...

Beachcomber: I come willingly, following close behind 
you, but when we get there, I skip ahead and lean 
forward across the bed, presenting you with my silk-
clad behind.

Don Juan: Standing close behind you, I press my 
hardness into you through the silk of your panties. I 
am exited now, and a little moisture oozes from me, 
increasing the size of the wet patch that is already 
there...

Smiling to herself, the Beachcomber allowed her hand to 
drift down from her breast, to press into the gusset of 
her panties, imagining the feel of this handsome, 
enigmatic stranger's knob pressing there instead. He 
was right - there was a wet patch, and she moaned, 
spreading her legs a little to touch herself more 
easily. As she typed her next message, she was unaware 
of the door opening downstairs.

Beachcomber: MMMmm... I wriggle my ass backward, making 
your cock butt against my pussy through the single 
layer of damp silk that separates us... 'Take them 
off,' I gasp.

Don Juan: I lean forward to kiss your neck, grinding my 
hips hard against you from behind. Then I hook my 
fingers into the waistband of your knickers, and lean 
back once more as I draw them slowly past your hips and 
thighs before letting them drop to the floor...

Shifting her hips, the Beachcomber pushed the gusset of 
her knickers aside, in too much of a hurry to bother 
removing them. Her questing fingers stroked along her 
wet opening, then settled on the hood of her clit, 
making her shiver with the tiniest of melting climaxes. 
Outside of her awareness, the door behind her opened.

Beachcomber: I lean even further forward, spreading my 
legs to let you see the secrets you have uncovered. My 
labia are thick, swollen with the blood that is rushing 
through them, and my clitoris pops out from under its 
hood of its own accord. I am glistening with moisture, 
and the aroma of my sex wafts up to fill your nostrils.

Don Juan: I stand behind you a moment, placing my hands 
on your buttocks and pulling them gently apart, the 
better to admire the sight with which you gift me... I 
inhale deeply - the smell of you is a heady drug which 
intoxicates me. Then I kneel, slowly, reverently, and 
place my tongue precisely on your centre of pleasure.

A sudden movement behind her brought the Beachcomber 
back to her senses. John was there. She turned just in 
time to see his pants join his shirt on the floor, 
then, with a smile he ducked beneath the workstation. 
Two hands now free, she felt his tongue run the length 
of her slit as she typed her response.

Beachcomber: MMMmmm! Oh! I wriggle my ass once more, 
pressing back into your face. That feels SO good! 
Stroke my bum while you lick me. But not for too long - 
I don't know how much longer I can wait to feel you 
inside me.

John's tongue moved in her pussy with vigorous 
excitement, lapping up the juices that were now flowing 
freely from her. He even turned his head to kiss her 
thighs and lick the juices from them. She moaned, 
waiting eagerly for Don Juan's response.

Don Juan: I taste you, kissing all around your sweet 
entrance, delighting in your flavour, before pushing my 
tongue deep inside you. I withdraw it slowly, then push 
back in rhythmically, bringing one finger up at the 
same time to stroke your clit. My touch is feather 
light and teasing - too good to want me to stop, but 
never quite enough to make you cum.

The thought aroused her further, and she bucked her 
hips forward onto John's tongue, sneaking one hand down 
at the same time to rub furiously at her clit. The 
other continued her conversation.

Beachcomber: I reach back and take hold of your head, 
pulling you up by your hair until you are leaning right 
over me. My other hand slides between my legs, grabs 
your prick and guides your cock head to my pussy. I rub 
it a couple of times across the gaping entrance, then 
slide you in and wait for your response.

Don Juan: Taking hold of your hips, I pull you back 
onto me as I feed my whole length into you in one slow, 
smooth stroke. I grind my hips against you, moving them 
in a deliciously erotic circle. Then I withdraw and 
start to pump in earnest... I would prefer to be 
restrained and sensual, but I'm too excited now, and I 
thrust deep and hard.

John's tongue had withdrawn now and he was busy feeding 
as many fingers into her as would fit. Once inside, he 
curled them up, crossing and uncrossing them to expand 
the soft walls of her pussy in directions she wouldn't 
have believed possible. She pressed her thighs in hard 
against his head as another climax shook her. She 
managed one last message before losing control 
completely.

Beachcomber: Oh yes, that's just what I need. OOOOH! 
I'm so wet for you, I NEED YOU. God, that's good - fill 
me up hard and deep I - I - I'm CUMMING!!

With that, she stood, knocking her chair out of the 
way, and drew John up from under the workstation, 
kissed him deeply, then manouevered him behind her as 
she placed both hands on the workstation and lent 
forward towards the screen. Don Juan's last message 
appeared even as John's nimble fingers spread her wide 
open before nudging his thick cockhead into her.

Don Juan: Feeling your muscles clench around me, I lean 
forward and squeeze your breasts as you cum, twirling 
the nipples between thumb and fore finger. I can feel 
my own passion rising as you buck and writhe on my 
cock. A few more strokes is all it takes to send 
streaming ribbons of cum flying up inside you... I 
groan out loud and call your name, pump a few more 
times, then collapse, resting my weight on top of 
you...

As she read it, and imagined the feel of her cyber-
lover's body on top of her own, the pressure of John's 
cock moving inside her made her insides seem to churn 
and a sublime, melting climax engulfed her. Her knees 
buckled and she was supported only by her arms, and by 
John's hands on her hips. Her internal muscles flexed 
wildly and she felt the entrance to her womb being 
butted by the force of John's stroke, and as he came, 
she was sure she could feel those streaming ribbons of 
cum shooting up inside her.

'Oh god,' she murmured, her face and chest flushed a 
bright strawberry pink, 'that was SOOoo good... Oh God, 
oh Don!'

-=**=-

Slumped together over the desk, they lay still for a 
short while, breathing deeply and enjoying the languid 
sensual aftermath of pleasure. Regaining some 
composure, John began to kiss and nibble gently at the 
base of the Beachcomber's neck, sending shivery 
tendrils of pleasure down her spine. She moved beneath 
him and felt his cock stir within her in response. 
Squirming, moving herself around him as the dull flame 
in her belly flickered back into life, she wondered if 
he was ready for a second round - but it was not to be. 

With a rude squelching sound, he pulled reluctantly 
from her, his softening prick twitching in vain as it 
attempted to regain its former glory. She sighed, 
knowing that it was only rarely that John was able to 
maintain an erection beyond the first orgasm - more 
usually, his manhood would wilt, becoming 
hypersensitive, almost too painful to touch. It was a 
shame... 

Recognising the look in her eyes, John smiled 
mischievously. 'Still need some more, baby?' he asked, 
already knowing the answer. Without waiting for her to 
nod her assent, he scooped her up in his arms and 
carried her through to the bedroom. With one arm 
wrapped around his neck, the Beachcomber could feel the 
muscles in his shoulders moving as he walked. In a 
sense that she could only think of as silly, his 
strength and power were reassuring as well as sexy. She 
always felt safe in his arms, in an odd way that had 
nothing to do with any tangible threat. 

Then all rational thought fled as he placed her gently 
down on the bed and proceeded to tease her wet sex 
lovingly with his tongue, coaxing her toward climax 
once more as he sipped on a heady cocktail of their 
mingled juices. His actions were slower this time, less 
urgent, and she lay right back, allowing herself to 
relax and enjoy the slow building of pleasure. When she 
finally came, her breath was released in a drawn out 
sigh rather than any kind of exclamation, and Johns 
lips closed over her labia, engulfing her sex 
completely as her orgasm tremored through her body. 

Then, reluctantly, he withdrew, lingering before 
breaking the contact completely and leaving her to 
drift slowly back to earth while he dressed hurriedly 
for work. By the time he was ready, she had recovered 
enough to straighten his tie, and kiss him soundly 
before shooing him out of the door. 

'Don't work too hard,' he called from the driveway. 
'Try to get some air, and don't forget that we're at 
Phil and Susie's for dinner tonight!' 

She grinned. 'Not very likely,' She shouted back. 'I 
don't think I need any memory tips from the man who 
forgot his own birthday last year, thank you!' 

He grimaced. 'I don't think I'm ever going to be 
allowed to forget that one', he said mournfully. 

'No,' she agreed, 'probably not. I have to try to get 
you to remember something!' 

Later, when she was once more on her own, the 
Beachcomber fell to wondering about the question of 
stamina. Why should it be that John was left high and 
dry whilst her own pleasure continued unabated. 
Sometimes it seemed that after his climax he became no 
more than an adjunct to her pleasure. Not that he ever 
complained ~ it just struck the Beachcomber as somewhat 
unfair. 

But there had been times ~ a few, glorious times ~ when 
John's erection had continued beyond orgasm and he had 
revelled in the sensation of moving inside her vagina 
whilst it was awash with his own seed. Like the first 
time she had put on a blue movie as inspiration, for 
instance. And at those times the Beachcomber's pleasure 
had been unending... not just at the physical 
sensations of prolonged orgasm, but also at an 
emotional level as she took delight in his unfeigned 
ecstasy, his joy at being able to match her stroke for 
stroke, shudder for shudder, gasp for gasp. 

But such occasions were lamentably rare. It should, she 
reflected, be like that every time. Then she 
reconsidered... perhaps not every time, as it might 
become boring. Ninety percent of the time would leave 
room for a deliciously erotic sense of uncertainty. 

Mulling this thought over, she glanced at the clock and 
realised she had better get on with some work. Half the 
day was gone already. She dressed quickly, throwing on 
a flared skirt and short t-shirt well suited the heat 
of the day. She was tempted not to bother with clothes 
at all, but she knew that she would concentrate better 
with them on than off. 

Firing up her PC once more, she resisted the temptation 
to go back into the chat room, and forced herself to 
get on with compiling a series of reports she would 
have to present on her return to work. Boring stuff 
about long term recruitment and training needs, she 
livened it up where possible with coloured graphs and 
visuals to be used as overheads. She wished that her 
work colleagues were a little less stuffy and 
conservative, so that she could really go to town on 
the graphical side of the presentation, but it was 
important to keep it 'appropriate'. 

When she finally decided enough was enough, she was 
still quite a way from finishing. But, she figured, 
this was supposed to be her vacation, after all and she 
had at least made a start.

Purposefully refusing to feel even the slightest 
flicker of guilt, she logged on to the net and headed 
back to the chat room. It was busy this time - booming, 
in fact - and she spent several minutes X-ing out all 
the people she knew she didn't want to talk to. Two of 
the names scrolling down her screen, however, made her 
break out into a grin, and she quickly sent a message 
to her longtime cyber-friends. 

Beachcomber: Hi, Bel! Hi, TJ! How are you both doing? 
TJ ~ don't bother replying if your fingers are tied up 
with someone else (again!)! 

Tapping her fingers impatiently on her workstation, she 
waited for their responses. TJ, it transpired, was not 
tied up with anyone, but was open to offers, and Bel 
was doing fine... just hanging out and chilling while 
fending off (or just plain ignoring) all the PMs from 
lonely, horny men. Such as TJ. 

That comment provoked a brief row until TJ was 
convinced Bel had just been kidding, and then they 
exchanged small talk and banter for a while until the 
Beachcomber got up to fetch a drink. When she returned, 
TJ and Bel were bitching about her slow response 
time... and suggesting that she had dipped out into PM 
land for some private cyber-sex. They were even 
threatening to leave the room without her. She also 
noticed that another friendly face had appeared whilst 
she was out of the room and was asking for her. 

She grinned and sent her reply. 

Beachcomber: TJ, Bel... don't you two run off & leave 
me just 'cos I'm not as FAST as you would like. That's 
the mistake a lot of guys make! Hi, Knight! How's 
things? Listen, I want to talk to you guys... something 
on my mind...

Their responses arrived pleasingly quickly. 

Top Jimmy: Hey, don't worry, Beach - we were only 
kidding! You KNOW I'll go as slow as you like! *s* 
What's on your mind, hun? 

Knight: Things are fine with me, Beachcomber... except 
that I just discovered I'm not Bel's favourite cyber-
lay any more *pout* *lol* 
Bel: What's up, B? Something bugging you? 

Hard8:Don't you want to talk to me, too, Beach? I have 
the answer to ALL your problems! *smirk* 

Beachcomber couldn't help laughing. Hard8's persistence 
was admirable, if nothing else. She replied: 

Beachcomber: I'm sure you do, Hard, honey... but I 
wouldn't want to deprive you of the opportunity to play 
it with yourself. Why not go and do that right now? 

TJ, Bel, Knight... It's nothing serious. It's just been 
on my mind lately how unfair it is that men don't 
generally get to have nice long slow orgasms or to cum 
more than once in a row like the rest of us. I wondered 
if you had any thoughts on that? ... and before you say 
a word, Hard, I won't believe anything you say, so 
don't even bother, ok? 

There was a short delay before the replies came. Tj's 
was the first to arrive. 

Top Jimmy: Hmm... that's a tricky one, Beach. I can 
only guess that we make up for it in intensity? Or am I 
deluding myself? BTW, have you ever considered sharing 
your multi-orgasms with the world in the form of a wav 
sound file? *lol* 

Knight: I have been sulking about that ever since I 
first heard about multiple orgasms... I blame women's 
magazines personally. I didn't mind them inventing 
single orgasms for women, but they've gone and put 
things all out of balance, now! 

Bel: You having man troubles Beach? Is your lover from 
the 'roll over fart & fall asleep' school of after 
play? I think you deserve better, girl! 

Hard8": I'm hurt, Beachcomber! You don't believe I can 
cum & keep right on cumming for over a minute, 
unleashing endless hot sticky torrents of sperm... then 
rest up & start over three minutes later? I can send 
you an Mpeg movie file to prove it if you like! 

A brief flurry of typing, and the Beachcombers next 
post was on its way, and the conversation continued 
from there. 

Beachcomber: TJ... I don't know - I never experienced a 
male orgasm ;-) 

But mine are pretty intense... AND prolonged! (And no, 
I'm NOT gonna record them for you, ya perv! :-) ) 
Knight... what can ya do with the media, huh? Bel...No, 
hun - my lover is wonderful... perfect (?)... he leaves 
me surfing on waves of pleasure, and gasping for him to 
stop. I would just like to be able to produce the same 
reaction in him.... watch HIS face as he rolls around 
in helpless ecstasy for minutes on end... and then be 
able to start him all over again. Is that too much to 
ask? *lol* 

Top Jimmy: Beach... wish I could let you know just 
EXACTLY how good an orgasm feels for a guy... but on 
the other hand, the idea of you having me helpless with 
pleasure for some time is also pretty appealing :-) PS 
No, Brad - I'm straight, ok? 

Hard 8": So you want this movie or not, Beachcomber? I 
can go fetch the video camera now... all I'd need would 
be for you to provide a little inspiration... 

Knight: OH, Beach! You ever learn how to do that and 
I'm yours for life!!! 

Bel: Hmmmm, I don't think you're gonna get that from a 
man, beachcomber... perhaps you need to experiment a 
little? Where's Tina when you need her, huh? Hard8 - I 
really don't think Beach, or anyone else (except maybe 
Brad) is interested... so here's a little inspiration 
(or at least a suggestion) for you - why not GO FUCK 
YOURSELF!!!??? 

Beachcomber:*lol* Thanks, Bel - I couldn't have put it 
better myself! 

Top Jimmy: Yeah, Brad... give Hard8 a go! I'm sure 
HE'LL oblige you... 

Beachcomber: TJ... yes, I really would like to know how 
it feels for you guys, but I guess I never will. 
Knight... you're mine for life anytime I want you, 
anyhow hun ;-). Bel..... mmmm, interesting suggestion, 
but I don't know that I'm ready for all that... I'd 
miss the feel of a nice warm cock in my hand.... and 
other places. Besides, it's one person in particular I 
have in mind, and he's a man... My man! 

Brad: So how about it, Hard8? Do you have any idea how 
good it feels to be sucked off by another guy, who 
KNOWS how good it feels to have a soft tongue slide 
over your glans while a warm palm cradles your balls? 
Are you man enough to cope with ME? I don't think so... 

This taunt unleashed a rabid torrent of homophobia, in 
the course of which the Beachcomber learned a few new 
and interesting ways to mix 'n' match profanities. Then 
all went silent as Hard8 fled the room, fearing, no 
doubt, for his innocence. The Beachcomber thought it 
was strange that someone so fascinated with other 
people's asses should be so violently protective of his 
own. 

The rest of the afternoon passed quickly as the 
Beachcomber chatted idly with her friends, and played 
at teasing some of the men. She half hoped that Don 
Juan would reappear, but he did not and she caught 
herself on the verge of feeling disappointment when she 
finally heard John's key turn in the front door. This 
time, at least, she was not too distracted to notice 
his arrival. 

'Hi lover,' he grinned as he strolled into the room. 
'How was your day?' He peered at the computer screen, 
then switched his attention back to her face. 'Have you 
been on that thing all day?' he asked. 

'Most of it, I guess,' she replied airily. 

'And you've not been outside at all?' 

'Uh-uh' 

'That's very bad of you, you know,' he said, putting on 
his 'stern' voice. The Beachcomber smiled inwardly as 
she recognised the tone, but was careful to hide her 
laughter as she bit her lip in apparent concern. 

I'm sorry, baby,' she said, 'but I was so lonely here 
without you...' 

'That's all very well,' he said, 'but you know this 
vacation was supposed to be for you to relax and look 
after your health... I think that if you are forgetting 
to do so, I may have to punish you a little to help you 
remember. For your own good, of course.' 

'P-punish?' She said, her eyes wide and her little-girl 
stammer artfully contrived. 

'Yes. I think I am going to have to spank you,' John 
pronounced solemnly, in the same voice he probably used 
to announce a drop in the company share price. 

Suddenly, the Beachcomber grinned and leapt up out of 
her chair and made a dash for the doorway. 'Well you're 
gonna have to catch me first, Mister!' she exclaimed, 
then slammed the door behind her as with a whoop, John 
dropped his briefcase and made chase. 

The house was large enough to run in circles without 
crashing into each other, and they were both red faced 
and panting by the time he cornered her in the lounge. 
Grabbing a large blue cushion from the sofa, she shook 
it threateningly as he approached, his arms spread wide 
to prevent her from dodging past to renew the chase. As 
he moved into range, she swung hard, bouncing the 
cushion of his head. He staggered back slightly and she 
swung again, pressing home her advantage as he tried to 
shield himself with his arms. Then, on her third swing, 
just as she had almost enough space to get past him, 
the cushion burst, showering the room with a cloud of 
small, blue-dyed feathers. She hit him again, both of 
them laughing by now, but her weapon had gone decidedly 
limp after its explosion, and he warded it off easily 
and grabbed her by both arms. 'Now,' he said 
melodramatically, 'Now you are mine!' 

With that, he sat immediately on the sofa, ignoring the 
platoon of feathers that took flight once more around 
him, and threw her unceremoniously across his lap. The 
Beachcomber shrieked and kicked her legs, laughing as 
she tried to break free. Before she could do so, John 
managed to land three or four wildly aimed slaps on her 
buttocks with the palm of his right hand. They were 
swift, and more teasing than painful, but even so the 
Beachcomber felt the padded flesh of her behind quiver 
resiliently in response. When she finally managed to 
squirm out of his grasp, evading the fifth blow 
completely, her skin was tingling with heightened 
sensitivity, and she could feel the shape of his hand 
almost as clearly as if it had been imprinted on her 
bottom. 

Even though she had rather enjoyed the physical 
sensations of being spanked, she was not about to let 
John off lightly for the humiliation of the assault. 
Grinning victoriously, she turned and sped away once 
more, leaving John to fumble around adjusting the set 
of his suddenly bulging crotch. This time, she had a 
specific destination in mind, and by the time he caught 
up with her in the kitchen she was armed and ready for 
him. 

He rounded the corner into the kitchen at top speed, 
and found himself face to face with the nozzle of the 
plant sprayer that had caused so much aggravation in 
the Garden Centre the month before. It was, he thought 
as he waited for the inevitable blast of cold water, 
ironic that she had been the one insisting that he only 
wanted the top of the range battery-powered model as 
some kind of toy. 

For a second nothing happened, and he wondered whether 
she might perhaps have forgiven him or - heaven forbid 
- decided to be sensible about the whole thing. Then 
her eyes narrowed and time almost seemed to stop as she 
squeezed the trigger in agonising slow-motion. What 
spurted from the nozzle, however, was not water but 
some kind of foam, and it arced towards him with all 
the graceful unstoppability of a New England 
Linebacker. The first blast took him square in the 
chest, ruining his shirt and splashing up underneath 
his chin. Reality surged back, at full speed and he 
turned to run, hoping to escape further punishment. It 
was not to be, however. A treacherous puddle of foam 
pooled around his foot, pulling it out from underneath 
him as he took his first step. 

A brief sail through the air later, he landed in an 
undignified heap face down on the floor. About a 
nanosecond after that, his lover landed heavily on top 
of him, sitting astride his hips and laughing 
hysterically, the foam still spraying out of control, 
soaking them both to the skin. With an effort, he 
twisted beneath her, rolling face up and trying to fend 
off the spray with his hands. 

The Beachcomber grinned. John was wriggling, squirming 
underneath her, and the almost incidental grinding of 
their hips together made her damp in a way that had 
nothing to do with the foam. When her vulva bumped and 
rubbed over a cock that was unmistakably hard, a sudden 
jolt of lust arrowed tinglingly along the length of her 
spine. Throwing the plant spray carelessly to one side 
she bent forward, her hands going to the buttons of his 
shirt.

'Let's get these wet things off you,' she muttered half 
to herself as she pulled his shirt open. His hands went 
almost automatically to her breasts, caressing and 
squeezing them through the clingy wet fabric of her t-
shirt and rubbing his thumbs repeatedly over her 
protruding erect nipples. She moved backwards, 
divesting him of his pants, then sat up, unclipped her 
skirt and pulled the shirt over her head, enjoying the 
look on his eyes as her breasts bounced happily into 
view. She leaned forward to slide them through the 
small cushion of foam that had collected on his belly, 
brushing her nipples lightly over his slippery skin and 
her face fell forward against his chest. Not wanting to 
open her mouth in case she got foam in it, she moved 
her chin caressingly over his flesh, pressing down 
quite firmly into the twin muscular pads of his pecs. 

He touched her arm, brushing off a stray patch of foam 
and gently massaging it into her shoulder. 

'MMMM, ' she breathed, 'feels nice.' 

'I know,' he said just a little smugly. Then he glanced 
around at the flooded lino. 'What did you put in that 
thing, anyhow?' 

'It's a secret,' she wrinkled her nose at him, then 
laughed. 'Bubble bath, if you must know. Works great, 
doesn't it?' 

'Let's see,' he scooped some up and planted it on her 
ass, smoothing it into the skin, kneading her flesh and 
slapping lightly, awakening the memory of his earlier 
blows and making her shiver. His fingers dipped into 
the valley between her buttocks, and slid down until 
they brushed tantalizingly against the lower folds of 
her labia. She shifted her hips forwards and up, to 
give him more room, and felt herself being spread 
gently open. For an instant she was achingly aware of 
his cock head just inches away from her own gaping sex, 
then she was lowering herself onto it, engulfing him, 
accepting him deep within her body. She seemed to feel 
every ridge and vein on his shaft pass one at a time 
through her lips, and she was dully aware of her 
tightly gripping walls relaxing and opening to him, her 
juices flowing down over his shaft to mingle with the 
foam on his belly. 

Then he was inside her completely, and she ground her 
hips down against his, feeling her clit bumping up 
against his pubic bone, and his fingers still gripping 
her ass. Reaching up to pinch her nipples, knowing he 
was watching her do it, she began to ride him, humping 
her hips not up and down, but back and forth, so that 
his shaft pressed back and forth against her inner 
walls, even as a few scant centimeters were drawn out 
and then slammed back inside. A wave of heat rose up 
through her body and she looked down through heavy 
lidded eyes to see his face contort in agony or 
ecstasy. He reached for her breasts and she surrendered 
them to him, covering one of his hands with her own, 
but leaving the other to do as it wished as she reached 
downwards to rub her clit in ecstatic circles whilst 
increasing the range of motion of her hips, riding up 
and down his shaft in long smooth strokes. and feeling 
her orgasm approaching fast. 

He caught her mood and began thrusting with his hips, 
bucking upwards to meet her on the way down, his hands 
pinching and twisting roughly on her nipples. With a 
cry, she came, hurling herself down on him and kissing 
him deeply as the tremors racked through her body. He 
grabbed her hips and continued to pump his cock inside 
her as wave after wave of pleasure flooded her senses. 
His groans told her that he was also close and, 
surprising him a little, she lifted herself suddenly 
off his cock, and crouched between his highs, pressing 
her tongue firmly against the underside of his shaft.

Wrapping her fingers around the upper half of it, she 
began to stroke him with the same rhythm they had been 
sharing. His eyes flew open and his hands clutched 
helplessly at the air, his hips moving completely out 
of control as she clearly felt the pulse of his orgasm 
travel past the location of her tongue. His seed shot 
out in four staccato bursts, landing on his chest, his 
stomach and even, in one particularly impressive spurt, 
on his forehead. He pulsed once more, with considerably 
less force and a little sperm tricked down his shaft 
onto her tongue. She rose up between his thighs and 
straddled him, enjoying the slick feel of his skin 
against her still tingling sex as she kissed him once 
more. 

He sat up looking slightly dazed and glanced around at 
the mess on the floor. 

'I know,' she said, 'we should clean up.' 

'Uh, not just yet, hun' he murmured. 'We still have to 
get ready to go out, remember?' 

END 

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