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Archive name: mychimp.txt
Authors name: Mortimer Snerd (ibcnu@hotmail.com)
Story title : My Chimpanzee Lover

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My Chimpanzee Lover
by Mortimer Snerd (ibcnu@hotmail.com)

***

A man running an exotic pet store finds himself in a 
steamy relationship with one of the pets.  (M/f-ape)

***

When I was about 25, I had a friend who owned a large 
pet store. I've always been an animal lover, so I found 
myself hanging around the store quite a bit, helping 
out occasionally. 

My friend sold an amazing variety of animals, not just 
the usual dogs, cats and fish. There were rabbits, 
ferrets, hedgehogs, armadillos, large exotic birds. 
There were also a lot of things that I never understood 
why anyone would want for a pet, like snakes, 
tarantulas, and giant centipedes. And there was a 
single chimpanzee, whom he had named Carla.

The chimp was about 11 years old, and as far as I knew, 
she had been there since the store opened. Many local 
municipalities have laws against keeping certain exotic 
animals (especially large ones), so this is not too 
surprising. 

I'm not really sure what my friend was thinking when he 
acquired her. But she had sort of become the store 
mascot, wandering freely most of the day, tagging along 
after the help, and occasionally lending a bit of a 
hand in caring for the smaller animals. She was very 
bright, and I don't really think anyone had any 
intention of trying to sell her, at this point. She had 
become a familiar fixture around the place.

One day, both of his employees suddenly quit, leaving 
my friend in a bind. He was supposed to be the "best 
man" in someone's wedding, several states away, in just 
a few days. That would leave him with no option now but 
to close the store while he was away. Torn between two 
obligations, he asked me if I would be willing to man 
the store for a week, while he was away. "You already 
know most of what has to be done," he said. "I'd be 
really grateful." 

Well, working in a pet store wasn't what I wanted to do 
with the rest of my life, but I was between jobs at the 
moment. I was also between girlfriends, so I really had 
no social life to speak of. I told him I'd do it. 

"I really appreciate this," he told me. "I owe you big 
time, and I'll make it up to you when I get back."

He put me on the payroll, and we arranged for me to 
work the next few full days at the store, just before 
he had to leave. When the last day came to a close, he 
handed me the keys, thanked me again, and left for the 
wedding. I was on my own.

My first day by myself passed easily. I let Carla out, 
and she followed me around the entire day, helping 
whenever she could. She seemed to understand a lot of 
what was spoken to her, almost to the point of being 
eerie... but she was actually a real help to me. When 
the day finally ended, I locked up the front and went 
back to the office to put the money in the safe. Carla, 
whom I hadn't thought to put back in her cage yet, 
followed me into the office. So I turned to her and 
said, "What do you think, girl? Did we do okay?" 

She responded by stamping her feet a few times, and 
doing what I think of as "cooing", that simian 
vocalizing that sounds like soft laughter. I've always 
assumed they do it to indicate understanding, or 
possibly agreement.

On impulse, I said, "Give me a hug!" Carla then 
surprised me by jumping up and wrapping herself around 
me in a full-body hug... and I mean a full-body hug. 
Her arms were long and easily reached around my back, 
but her powerful lower limbs were like a second set of 
arms, and they locked her whole body tightly against 
me. 

I was a little startled, but Carla was obviously just 
trying to express her affection, so I held her that way 
for a bit, patting and stroking her furry back. 

(Chimpanzees are shorter-legged than humans, but they 
make up for it in torso length, which made this feel 
like hugging a small woman.) I didn't think anything of 
it, the way you'd hug a good friend on occasion and not 
give it a thought. But after a few minutes, I noticed 
that with Carla holding on as tightly as she was, our 
crotches were pretty well pinned together. And the heat 
of her body against me was giving me a hard-on. This 
was interesting... 

Thinking back, I recalled reading somewhere that chimps 
reach full sexual maturity somewhere around the age of 
10. Carla had grown up away from her own kind, always 
in the company of humans, so she had passed through 
adolescence without having had any opportunity to 
follow her raging hormones. 

In other words, she was hot to trot, and I was 
accidentally providing the closest thing to sexual 
stimulation that she had ever experienced. With this 
thought, my hard-on grew of its own accord, and as its 
pressure mounted on her warm crotch, Carla started to 
rub herself against me. I had never entertained the 
thought of having sex with an animal, but despite any 
"taboo" reservations, it was definitely crossing my 
mind now. 

Trying a little experiment, I started rubbing my now 
fully-erect dick against Carla's warm body. She 
responded immediately, cooing and matching my rhythm. 
At that point, all those hang-ups melted away, and 
suddenly I wanted to give her what she wanted, whether 
she was of a different species or not. 

Prying her away just enough, I went to undo my pants, 
when I noticed that they were wet in two places: down 
low, from Carla's awakening juices, and just above the 
tip of my dick, from my own stimulation. We were both 
ready for this! I had just succeeded in tugging my 
pants down about halfway to my knees, when Carla 
regained her leverage and yanked herself back against 
me. 

This time, though, my exposed erection automatically 
settled into the warm, moist crevice between her pussy-
lips. My legs almost buckled from the rush of heat, and 
Carla immediately began rubbing up and down again, only 
with new intensity. 

Breathlessly, I said, "Does this feel good to you, 
girl? It does to me, too!" SO good, in fact, that I 
couldn't wait any longer. I took a hold of Carla by her 
little ass and lifted her straight up a few inches, 
pulling my throbbing dick down between those silky lips 
and slipping its pulsing head underneath her, all in 
one motion. 

Finding the entrance to her vagina was easy, and I 
desperately began pushing into her. We were both pretty 
wet by this time, so all of a sudden, I found myself 
sliding full-length into the hottest, most pleasurable 
pussy I've ever experienced in my life! 

Carla cooed excitedly, grabbed my ass with her lower 
"hands" and thrust herself hard against me, driving me 
in so deep that I thought I'd come out the other side. 
Time seemed to stop for just a moment - here I was, 
locked tight to this creature, buried in her hot, 
animal cunt, it was unbelievable! -- And then we both 
started humping furiously, neither of us could help it. 

Carla's thrusts came much faster than mine, but she 
quickly slowed down to match my rhythm. As hard as we 
pumped, though, I still couldn't feel her cervix. Her 
tight, virgin hole felt endless, drawing me in deeper 
with each frantic stroke! The feeling was so incredibly 
intense, I came like a freight train after only a few 
moments, shooting wave after wave of my semen deep into 
her furry body. 

Carla continued to ride me for several minutes, and 
since I had no idea how to gauge a chimp's orgasm, I 
just kept pumping, making sure she had time to come as 
well. Besides, I was in no mood to cut this encounter 
short! As she finally wound down, my mind began to 
think up a way that we wouldn't have to. 
Carla finally let me disengage us, and I gently set her 
down. 

"Carla, you're very good!" I told her, as I pulled my 
pants back up, tucking in my still-erect (and very wet) 
member as best I could. "Would you like to come home 
with me?" She acted excited and seemed to understand, 
so I took her hand to lead her out to my car, intending 
to take her home for the night. Why not? All I had to 
go home to was an empty apartment. Carla had been 
toilet-trained years earlier, so she wouldn't be a 
cleanliness problem. What she would be was a night full 
of great sex, which she obviously wanted as much as I 
did!

Carla wasn't too comfortable with wearing a seat belt, 
but she endured it for the short drive. Slipping her 
into my place easily in the dark, I turned on some 
lights and gave her a quick tour. She knew what the 
bathroom was, but I had to explain the bedroom to her. 
I told her it was where we could give each other more 
"hugs", and that seemed to click. 

My dick was already getting hard again, but before 
taking Carla into my bed, I thought it might be good to 
clean her up some. So I undressed and took us both into 
the shower. She didn't seem to mind as I shampooed her 
from head to toe, and rinsed her off under the warm 
spray. Then I asked her for another "hug", and she 
eagerly leaped into my arms. 

Supporting her by the hips, I slid myself easily back 
into her still-moist hole, and we fucked for the second 
time (just as hard as the first), standing there under 
the warm shower spray.

After drying both of us off (Carla needed three towels 
to dry her fur), I led her into the bedroom, where we 
climbed under the covers and had more sex than I 
thought I was capable of in one night. Carla didn't 
seem to care what position we tried, she just cooed 
happily and humped me again and again. When my dick 
needed a short rest, I used my hands to pleasure her 
and explore her body. 

Although her hips were narrow like a young girl's, her 
labia and vagina were built pretty much like a woman. 
And as I said, she was so deep that neither my dick nor 
my fingers could find the cervix that must be at the 
other end. (Later, I satisfied my curiosity with a 
long-handled stirring spoon and a tape-rule: she was a 
little over 10 inches deep! Those male chimps must be 
well-endowed.) 

I eventually figured out how to spot her orgasm when it 
came, and that added to our enjoyment. We banged each 
other's brains out well into the wee hours of the 
morning, until we both collapsed from sheer exhaustion 
and fell into a contented sleep, in spoon position.

The next day, I made sure we got to the store early 
enough that nobody would see us, and opened up for 
business as if nothing had happened. Carla was her 
usual helpful self, and the store was moderately busy. 

All day long, all I could think of was taking Carla 
home again, and it seemed that the day would never end. 
But finally it did, and I whisked us home for another 
night of sexual abandon. We repeated the shower scene, 
coming together like eager new lovers, and then climbed 
back into bed for a repeat of the first night's 
experience. 

Over and over we rolled me on top, then her on top, 
then doggie-style, then on my knees with her wrapped 
tightly around me. Our fucking was so natural; it felt 
more right than anything in my life ever had before. 
And I wondered why in the world I'd had any hang-ups to 
begin with. What could possibly be wrong about this? 
Carla seemed happy, I was happy, and we didn't even 
have to worry about her getting pregnant, no matter how 
much of my semen poured into her eager body!

The week passed by in a blur, days at the store and 
nights with Carla. I found that she wasn't inventive at 
all, but she was a quick learner and eager to try 
anything. For instance, I taught her how to do me in 
her mouth by sucking on her finger, then having her 
suck on my finger (without biting!), then giving her my 
dick, which she took without hesitation. 

With her elongated jaw and those generous lips, it was 
the best oral sex I've ever had. Carla even seemed to 
think of my semen as some sort of treat a reward for a 
job well-done. I had never met a woman who seemed to 
love everything about me so unconditionally. And so 
hungry for sex. As early as the second night, she would 
jump into bed before me, anxious to get started. In the 
shower, she could hardly wait to leap up and impale 
herself on my grateful love-pole. 

By the third or fourth night, she started helping me 
pull off my clothes. And after we dried off, she began 
taking my hand and tugging me toward the bedroom, 
making no secret of what she wanted. She even started 
making the first move, climbing on top of me as soon as 
I lay down. 

She would surround my fast-returning erection with her 
moist labia and rub us into a frenzy, until I couldn't 
stand it anymore, grabbed her by the hips, and thrust 
myself up into her. This was a complaint I had had with 
every girlfriend in the past, that she always wanted me 
to initiate things. Carla had no such reservations 
about going after what pleased us both, and her simple 
honesty was refreshing and endearing. 

One morning, I awoke early to find her with my quickly-
hardening dick already in her mouth, all on her own. I 
stroked her strong, furry back as she brought me to a 
slow, dreamy climax. Then she cuddled up next to me as 
we fell back asleep, my fingers lazily playing with her 
as I pondered my good fortune. 

Somewhere around the fifth night, I finally threw my 
last inhibitions overboard. 
Carla was stretched out next to me, with her feet 
toward the pillow and her face over my crotch, 
contentedly nursing on me. It occurred to me how she 
had accepted everything about me without question. I 
realized I owed her the same, holding nothing back. I 
lifted up her hips, swung her over me, and finally took 
her in my mouth in "69" position. 

She had a heavy, musky scent down there, even after 
showering, which I found pretty exciting once I got 
used to it. Carla seemed to like this best of all, 
sucking on me for all she was worth and pushing her 
hips excitedly against me. Her pussy juices began 
running freely down my chin, and I drank them in with 
the same eagerness she'd shown for my own fluids. 

We gave to each other completely, quickly reaching a 
new level of intense mutual pleasure. As I exploded 
into her mouth, and she spasmed in mine, I decided I 
had found the perfect partner: no games, no dishonesty, 
just perfect enjoyment of each other's bodies without 
reservation. I wanted to keep Carla with me for the 
rest of our lives. Rolling her to the side and turning 
us face-to-face, I took her in my arms and hugged her 
tightly. 

My still-throbbing dick (sucked dry, but still slippery 
from her saliva) found its own way into her pussy-lips, 
and she wrapped those 4 powerful arms around me, 
gripping me by the ass cheeks and pulling me deep into 
her silky, simian cunt. On impulse, I kissed her on the 
lips, and she surprised me by kissing back, lightly at 
first, then more deeply as she figured out what I was 
trying to do. The taste and smell of our combined sex 
was intoxicating, as we continued to kiss, man and 
chimpanzee locked in total union. 

We began to pump, lazily at first, but then more 
feverishly, and I rolled on top of her. We truly made 
love, that time, both of us coming to an exquisite, 
prolonged peak at the same moment, then just lying in 
each other's arms, spent for the night. As I drifted 
off to sleep, I vowed to find a way to make Carla mine 
forever.

When my friend came home, he thanked me over and over 
for helping him out. 

"What can I do to repay you? Name your price," he said. 
"Give me Carla," I responded. "Done!" he said. And with 
that, our life together began. I took Carla home and 
never returned her to the pet store. And I never went 
back to women. 

I had found my perfect Love Pet!

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