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Cindi's Top Tips for Sibling Success
by Cindi Barton with Holly Rennick
(jlrennick@yahoo.com)
***
Cindi shares suggestions about getting along with your
brother. Being Cindi's ghostwriter (she being better
with concepts than with a keyboard), I can only
apologize for her lame jokes and warn, "This material
should be tried at home without parental supervision."
(mf-teens, inc)
***
GHOSTWRITER'S NOTES: My friend Cindy Barton, supporting
character in my fledgling "Writer's Notebook" may have
usurped my role as leading lady. Her science-teacher
flippant friendliness was, I'll admit, sometimes a
challenge to transcribe. But readers seem to appreciate
frank advice.
At the request of the critics (plural being a possible
inflation), I've collected her "Notebook" insights on
brotherly love and added what didn't make it into that
blockbuster. Royalties roll to writers who sell the
same story over and over (Harlequin romances come to
mind.), so there's precedent for combing through my
earlier effort, though no royalties to double.
Note the authorship's "by" and "with". Cindi has the
ideas. There's really no end to my friend's banter, of
course. I do the work. Guess who gets famous and guess
who drafts her book-tour lectures?
'Twas I who found the scholarly citations and persuaded
Cindi to include them at the end. I also slipped her
the Thurber quotation, which she thought was pretty
good. She didn't, of course, know who James Thurber
was. She had the Woody Allen and Simpsons quotes, as
you might guess.
This piece has the plot of a telephone directory and
the character development of zip codes. It's just a
bunch of thoughts.
Some of you readers have one-track minds. I'm not
referring to you perverts, but rather to those of you
who expect life to be sequential. So here's some
guidance on four tracks. There are a couple dozen
TOPICS, related, of course. Most contain four parts.
(1) Cindi's thoughts and dialogs, mostly
conversational, sometimes a bit pedantic. The first
couple of topics lean toward the serious, but then
Cindi loosens up.
(2) [Ghostwriter's whatever: My (Holly's) inability to
hold my tongue about (1). Square brackets.]
(3) A hint that Mom might know something: Those seven
words. Colon. Girls need moms.
(4) Psychiatrist: "Bla, bla, bla," and Sister: "Bla,
bla, bla." Sorry. You'll see why.
Per always, my social life is stalled but my literary
life's a work in progress. Let me know your edits,
suggestions and irritations. I'm talking about writing,
not content. If you have a problem there (which maybe
you should have), I'll pass it on to Cindi, but she
won't care.
Thus, according to my friend Cindi...
MY LITTLE PONIES
Remember My Little Ponies, those cutesy pastel equine
figurines that cluttered our dressers?
[Ghostwriter's admission: Cindi stopped at the comma,
but I'm an English major.]
Each horsy (there were dozens) was of rubbery plastic
with an exaggerated silky mane and tail begging to be
combed. Today's action figures involve mutilation, but
girlhood wasn't always so modern.
Being little then, the event itself sticks with me.
Mom, Kyle and I were at a yard sale. Probably nobody
made $30 for the effort, but income wasn't the reason
for driveway commerce. Reclamation of closet space was.
The collectible darlings smiled from the 25-cent box.
The ponies probably went for $3.99 at K-Mart the year
before. What makes the toy industry run is, of course
the "year before". This must have been just after the
fad peaked.
Mom was always good for a quarter. My Little Pony
"Blossom", purple with purple hair and white flowers,
was the best, the only one worth having. I shouldn't
have announced it, though, because revealing my
preference invited sibling challenge. Kyle didn't even
want one because he's a boy, but then, of course, he
had to have Blossom. Brothers!
I do know we ended up distraught and Mom said that Kyle
got first choice for some stupid reason. Kyle smirked
and I ended up with Cotton Candy, which I hated as soon
as we drove off. When we got home, Kyle made an animal
a parade with Blossom as leader. He invited dumb Cotton
Candy to march as well because he knew I'd say no. To
seal his victory he announced that the parade would be
free to the public. I didn't even watch Sesame Street
with the jerk.
That night after supper, Kyle interrupted my Lego
tower. Each row of bricks was just one color. "Cindi,
Blossom feels sad and wants a friend to live with. If I
give him to you, can he be Cotton Candy's best friend?"
I didn't even know how to answer. Kyle didn't even know
that Blossom was a girl, but that wasn't why. "OK, if
you help me make them a little barn," as I started to
disassemble my tower. "Or should we make it a fort
against the bad wolves?" If my Blossom was to be a boy,
he'd be more interested in battlements.
It didn't matter that we lacked the Legos to give the
castle a watchtower because we made them a secret
escape door.
Psychiatrist: "Freud speaks of repressed memories."
Sister: "But doctor, I had sex with my brother just
yesterday afternoon. I remember everything."
Psychiatrist: "But what if your mother finds out?"
Sister: "We're pretty sure that she does it with Dad
already."
[Ghostwriter's disclaimer: Cindi insisted on these
jokes. You may opt to skip them.]
WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?
Everything.
Why do you think I started off about My Little Ponies
instead of an orgasmic true fantasy of feigning slumber
while brother ravaged my nubile body?
[Ghostwriter's note: Cindi said, "Fucked me," but I
found that verb overly simplistic. After a while you'll
sense where I've upgraded her literary style.]
Kyle was a pain in the butt, but I love the guy like a
brother. After all, he is. Blossom told me that Kyle
loved me too, that he'd never rape me, though at that
age, of course, sex wouldn't have even been in our
imagination. Making love with Kyle, when it happened,
had everything to do with My Little Ponies.
So let's be very clear. My thoughts deal with mutual
affection between caring siblings.
You probably love your father too, but that's not the
same. You and he aren't equal in deciding. If you're
sexually active at home, odds are that it's with your
father or other older male. Saying OK doesn't
legitimize a damn thing; he's still raping you. I said,
RAPING YOU. Find a safer place to live. If you have a
younger sister, go to your school counselor or the
police. This is major.
[Ghostwriter's confirmation: This is major.]
If your brother is coercing you, it's hardly mutual.
Tell Mom. Nothing that follows applies to bullying.
If we're just horny, there are millions of studs. As
Woody Allen observed, "Sex without love is an empty
experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty
good one." So go to a singles bar. Put an ad in the
paper, "Enjoy sunsets, classic rock, California wine
and intercourse." If the "Women seeking Men", listings
don't like that last word, then, "Ford trucks". You
probably don't want to look for your guy at a contra
dance.
[Ghostwriter's lament: When I phoned the one who
responded, I said I just love the commercial where the
guys drive their Silverado to fight the forest fire. He
lost interest. Cindi's just being snotty about contra
dancers. They just work so hard at their software firms
that they sometimes don't have time to shower.]
Brothers and sisters get smashed and fuck, but what
results isn't worth much. If you bed your brother the
first time you get itchy, maybe you're a natural
rabbit. That's too bad, because you'll end up eating
lettuce. If it takes a while to share intimacy, let it.
That can be just as exciting as proving it. More
exciting, even.
Unless there's love involved, you might as well just
study some sex manual. Ever tried the Indonesian
Helicopter? I'm not here to discuss mechanics. My whole
theory, actually, is that the mechanics usually work
out just fine.
My thoughts apply to those of us who were willing first
time and remain so today. Enough romantic schmaltz. But
it's true.
Psychiatrist: "So maybe this is about unrequited
affection."
Sister: "Maybe so. We get real noisy when we're home
alone."
[Ghostwriter's I-told-you-so: I told you so.]
JOURNEYS AND DESTINATIONS
Sibling sex should be smart sex. Your IQ exceeds his
penis length. Try this little survey on your
girlfriends.
(1) Describe your first intercourse.
(2) Describe the foreplay that got you there.
You'll be lucky to get more than a few clinical
sentences for (1). They move their penises in our
vaginas, hardly much story there, other than for
English majors to rouge up, "It was my first orgasm,
drenching me with warm ecstasy, shivering me from toes
to crown, leaving me limp." If she's honest, she'll
admit it was actually one big letdown. Mostly an
exercise in cleaning up after him.
[Ghostwriter's retort: Cheap shot about English
majors.]
Question (2), however, will invoke paragraphs about
zippers, straps, kissing, lubricating, on and on,
tactile memories mostly. When did he first touch her
nipple? How were they pressing when she realized what
it was? You'll hear how her underwear came off, how she
got the courage to reach into his pants. See what this
says? Sex is a journey, a continuum of delights, not
just a penetration.
[Ghostwriter's amplification: His testicles can be very
traumatic.]
So let's travel with our brother.
Psychiatrist: "This journey theme might be significant.
Perhaps you feel abandoned in this world, longing for
the security of home."
Sister: "I'm sure I put my address on the insurance
form. It's the same for us both, of course."
HESITATION
Of course you've got trepidation. If you didn't, you'd
have the integrity of that rabbit. Love's scary
sometimes. And of course your brother has his doubts
too. It's not your job to make up his mind, but it's
something you can help by encouraging progressive
possibilities.
You'd never ask, "Shall we have sex? Yes or No?"
But you might try, "A part of us wants to finish
together, but a part of us is used to how it was
before, as I see it. We're not trying to prove
anything; we're just showing how we feel, right? Don't
push in unless you want to. Just a little bit."
Or, "There are so many things to think about, right?
But you know? Knowing that we want to do puts the rest
of it in perspective. We can figure things out when we
need to, right? So should I pick up some condoms in
case we'd ever want to think about using them?"
Or even, "Part of you wants to love me like a woman,
like I want to love you as a man, but part of you knows
how I'm a girl too. Can't I be both? You should go
really slowly if I'm a girl to help me get ready."
Did you catch how to elicit positive progressive
responses? Psychology? You bet! Is psychology a
science? No way! We don't have to convince chemicals to
react.
[Ghostwriter's suggestion: Those of us both hesitant
and unpsychological can just slip a chemical into the
cocoa. We each have a cup]
Hesitation isn't a one-time issue. You'll deal with it
over and over, but each time hesitate about something a
bit closer to where you want to end up.
The thing is, your mom's hard to fool when the two of
you are wondering about having sex. It would depend on
how she grew up, if she had a brother herself, maybe.
Mom's easier fooled when you're doing it than when it's
in your eyes.
A hint that Mom might know something: She points you to
the progressive possibilities. "The thing is that you
kids have a lot of years ahead, much less a long ride
tonight. There's lots of ways for two to sleep in the
back seat. Like it's the end of the world if you two
might actually touch? My brother and I, we'll snuggle
now, but it took time. Why not give each other foot
rubs? There's the blanket to get under if the heater
doesn't do it back there."
Psychiatrist: "So deep within, you hesitate about your
brother having sex with you."
Sister: "Actually, that's where I like it best."
Psychiatrist: "A moment of hesitation is, of course, is
natural when a doctor, say, rests his hand on a girl's
knee like this."
Sister: "It beats getting bonked by that little rubber
hammer."
Psychiatrist: "You're psycho-developmentally where when
I move my hand inward, your reflex moves your knee
outward. See?"
VIRGINITY
When you and your brother first have sex, there are but
four possibilities.
[Ghostwriter's frustration: Can't you just see Cindi
making this a two-by-two matrix on the board?]
(1) Virgins Both
The stuff of stories. If the two of you learn together,
you're luckier than hell. The act itself may be a
disaster for a while, but you'll love figuring it out.
Oh, the grins you'll share in later years! It wouldn't
be more rewarding just because one of you knew
something Indonesian.
Ever see Blue Lagoon? Brook Shields was just 15 when
she played the role in the nude! But then, she posed
naked when she was 10, so maybe 15's no big deal. When
I was 15, I looked about 10, so she beat me for the
part. Anyway, seeing the movie will make you and your
brother want to lose your innocence together.
[Ghostwriter's amazement: I never realized that Cindi
was a child actor!]
A hint that Mom might know something: "Look, Cindi, I
found Blue Lagoon in the Half-Off bin! You can't go
wrong with these National Geographic ones."
(2) Virgin Brother, Experienced Sister
They say that guys find solace in not knowing too much.
A lesbian lover, so I'm told, wants to know all your
history. Fortunately, your brother's not a lesbian
unless your mom's a transvestite or something.
You say that you've already been professionally reamed
by a studly cock that drove you to twenty minutes of
unabashed ecstasy? Well hot shit! That fucker's
probably right now wagging his magical dick for some
slut who says she's twenty-one but rouges her nipples.
Your brother has to start somewhere and you should be
honored.
Don't instruct. A novice won't know about your clitoris
(and even if he's ridden a few mares, so to speak, he
might not know much). He'll learn about yours in good
time, given a few pelvic thrusts when he's getting
close.
Put your other relationships on hold for a while. Your
brother's not going elsewhere yet, so reciprocate.
He'll improve in bed a lot faster if you need him.
A hint that Mom might know something: "If you want a
boy, say, to carry your books, leave your backpack in
your locker. Maybe Kyle just needs some experience
about not being awkward with girls."
(3) Virgin Sister, Experienced Brother
As sexist as it sounds, dear brother was just doing
what society expects guys to do. If you're part of his
newly discovered "manly nature", though, adios. He'll
be cavalier about you as well. "Oh yes, you're Kyle's
sister," you'll hear from some leering drunk trying to
look down your neckline. But if you find comfort in his
care, give him you love.
A hint that Mom might know something: "I wouldn't want
you spending the day there with just any guy, Cindi,
but Kyle will take good care of you."
(4) Virgins Neither
This is the most common starting point. If both are
already comfortable with sex, you'll know what signals
to pass. Dating closer to home, so to speak, enters the
menu. Sibling sex is nature's refuge from exhaustive
casual sex with hardly-known partners. Though you still
have the drudgery of being in two beds by morning, at
least you can doze knowing you'll be resting your cheek
on his little mole forever.
Sexual prowess makes game playing less necessary. Too
bad, but it's the price we pay for lost innocence. The
adult thing would be to discuss intercourse from
informed vantage points and then execute the agreement.
"Kyle, we've got 17 minutes and we don't do oral on
weekdays." Well, we don't have to be so grownup, for
goodness sakes. Leave room for some seduction, some
vacillation, some novelty. It's your demarcation
between being kids and being lovers. "Oh, Kyle, if we
pretend it's Saturday, I won't have to go to my ballet
lesson." So it's still sort of a first time.
A hint that Mom might know something: "You're both
pretty grown up. You'll wash your dishes while we're
gone. You'll not have friends overnight. You'll both
head for bed at a decent hour. You'll help each other
stay safe, you hear?"
Psychiatrist: "Incestuously loosing your virginity can
scar your psyche."
Sister: "Well, I guess I was sore for a couple of
days."
ODDS
[Ghostwriter's disclaimer: I explained to Cindi that
math anxiety will make everybody stop reading. I'm very
displeased. Just skip this section.]
You think I'm just making this up? In "Brothers &
Sisters" (St. Martins, 1991), J. Mersky Leder estimates
that 2.3 percent of us have sex with a brother before
18. Check me! Don't buy the book, though; just go to
Borders and read it where they sell coffee.
I've summarized some other sister-brother studies at
the end of what you're reading. One suggests that it
might be 2 percent prior to age 14. Another estimates
17 percent prior to age 13. Another suggests 15
percent. And another, that 12 percent of our household
partners are brothers. The last figure doesn't even
approximately fit, but it's published. I like to study
things, but let's not argue numbers here. We know we're
out there.
[Ghostwriter's research: Finding all the numbers and
doing the divisions on my calculator.]
If you hate math, sorry. I teach science and like to
illustrate how numbers fit together. Seventy-three
percent of boys and 56 percent of girls have
intercourse by age 18, according to the web (as if that
makes it reliable). As 2 to 17 percent still isn't much
compared to 56 percent, those of us who've slept with
brother are way in the minority.
So take a moment to decide where you fit when you first
made love together (or will fit when you do).
(1) Virgins Both
(2) Virgin Brother
(3) Virgin Sister
(4) Virgins Neither
How does our sorority divide into these four groups?
We'll start by assuming that our brother's behavior is
not related to ours (we call this "statistical
independence"). We'll illustrate with 100 families,
randomly pairing 73 sexually-experienced brothers plus
27 virgin brothers with 56 sexually-experienced sisters
plus 44 virgins. We'd statistically expect to find 12,
15, 32 and 41 sister-brother couples in my 1-4 group
order. See if you can figure out how I got those
numbers.
It surely varies by age. My math shows the Virgin
Brother group count to be 16, 15, and 14 when brother
is younger, the same age, and older. There are fewer
older virgin brothers for younger experienced sisters.
Makes sense to me. Actually, no matter the age
difference, our Virgin Brother group isn't that large.
But wait, you say! We aren't independent. If my brother
wasn't sexually active, maybe it's tied to our family
values and I'm more likely to be a virgin too. So let's
push that to its limit. Out of 100 sibling couples,
you'll get 27, 0, 17 and 56 in my 1-4 group listing.
Q: Why are there now no brothers loosing their
virginity to experienced sisters?
A: Because of the 73 already-experienced brothers, 56
sleep with already-experienced sisters. The remaining
17 experienced brothers get the virgins. Poor fellows!
Real life falls somewhere between pure statistical
independence and perfect correlation. Do you really
care? OK, no, if you're just into prose. On the other
hand, it's kind of fun to see where you fall into the
spectrum.
[Ghostwriter's disclaimer: I have no idea what she
said. I just wrote what she told me.]
A hint that Mom might know something: In her desk you
found hard copies of articles cited at the end of this
document. The finding "Those with positive sibling
experiences after age 9 have more sexual self-esteem."
was highlighted.
Psychiatrist: "Why are you so numeric about sibling
sex?"
Sister: "I am not! I just have one brother."
Psychiatrist: "Speaking of numbers, I'll just need to
cup you here to monitor your heartbeat. Its intensity
tells me when we're touching on your most repressed
desires."
Sister: "Gee, doctor. I guess it did just pick up
speed."
BRA
[Ghostwriter's relief: Whew! That last section was
heavy. Math! So let's get to the physical stuff.]
Probably nothing has really occurred between you
before. You just like each other and you think thoughts
that come with age. There's sure nothing weird about
being attracted. So what makes something happen? It's
our breasts that win them over. Brothers may initially
shy away from sex with his sister, but none will miss
the opportunity to check her out. So we start by making
our breasts available.
Imagine asking your brother what color of blouse you
wore yesterday? "Orange maybe." You don't even own
orange because you're a Winter. Then ask what color of
bra? "Black, I guess." It's no guess; he remembers
exactly: lace trim, shows a little nipple, straps that
slip. He checks out your back every day before school,
but there's no way to catch him.
Cups drive boys wild and it usually only takes a
button. He'll never get tired of your bra as long as it
pretends to be covered. If you're small, hunch your
shoulders enough together so the cups fall away to show
the real deals. I loosen my strap for it to work well.
Upstairs, casually walk around without your blouse. His
imagination starts with what you reveal. But don't go
walking around topless, Miss Perky. Leave his
imagination room to travel. If it's dim in the hall,
though, it's fun to streak from the bathroom with a
towel just around your waist. Say, "Don't look."
When the folks are away, ditch your bra in favor of
thin tops. He'll notice, but won't comment. It's not
just to show off, though. Once he makes the connection
between folks out and bra off, he'll salivate like
Pascal's dog. (Well, one of those dead white male
scientists.) Act like it's no big deal when you lean
over to pick up a magazine, but watch his eyes.
[Ghostwriter's remorse: For some of us, this go-without
option becomes uncomfortable if we have to run or
anything.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She got you some
cute Coldwater Creek crewneck tees a little on the big
side. Or the time you, she and Uncle Rob were in the
kitchen and she pulled off her sweater and put on a
sweatshirt. Or when she and her brother went to shop
for a lawnmower. When they got home (never having found
the right one) there sure was nothing beneath Mom's
sweater but Mom. She was trussed, though, before Dad
came up from the basement..
Psychiatrist: "Perhaps if we unhooked your strap, you
could lay back more comfortably."
Sister: "It's neat how you can dim the lights from
right here."
Psychiatrist: "It's for eye exams. Can you read my
license?"
Sister: "It's cool you're approved by the Office of
Equal Opportunity."
Psychiatrist: "Picture a quiet pond, little nipples
washing upon the sandy shore. I mean little ripples."
Sister: "Were women shorter when Freud came up with
this couch design?"
FEELINGS
Fucking can be quite rapid. Lovemaking, on the other
hand, takes time. It sounds silly, but something like
teaching yourselves to dance can be a sweet way to
start.
"No, it's your right arm you wrap around me, dummy."
"You said it was my job to lead."
"And your left hand goes out here, except the last
dance when it comes here."
"What if somebody sees?"
"I cover your hand up with mine, like this."
"You sure?"
"At the Prom, I'd have a low cut, so there wouldn't be
the fabric."
Maybe it's the first time he's gotten hard against a
girl and it's the first time you've felt a boy against
you. We're talking fun!
Take his arm when you're in public. Everybody seeing
makes it better. People think that because you're
related, neither of you is paying any attention. Big-
breasted girls can deliver some nice shoves from the
outside. Girls like me, however, are designed to push
straight on. Give him a brush that draws his arm up
your outside and down your inside. Bra or no bra works
the same.
[Ghostwriter's addendum: Many males prefer those of us
who are pleasantly soft.]
Feeling you up should give him an erection. Let him
catch you noticing, but button your lips. If he seems
anxious to let you rub it, he'll figure out a way.
You'll be amazed how much smarter he gotten, now that
he's older. We'll get to the fondling part in a bit.
This is just about introductions.
A hint that Mom might know something: She's teaching
the two of you to tango. When she tangos with Kyle, she
holds him the real way. "Chest forward, neck back. Feel
each other's tension." She can feel his erection, you
figure. You sure can, anyway, when she hands him over.
You even made him come one time when Mom was talking
you through the quebrada, where you hang on him. "She's
all yours, Kyle." As he began to climax, "Eyes
together. Communicate." When he sagged, Mom said that
sometimes the "milonguera" (that's you) has to keep
things on course, just don't tell the judges.
Fortunately she had to go check the stove before you
separated. It's OK that Dad has two left feet, she
says, since Rob's a natural. "But even your uncle
looses track sometimes of where he is sometimes." Maybe
the four of you can go to the tango convention in Las
Vegas next year when Dad's off to the national Elks.
Psychiatrist: "Once you understand your earliest
feelings, we'll make some progress."
Sister: "OK. The first one, he was reaching across me
for the syrup while Mom was watching the waffle iron.
We could tell how long we had by the little red light."
PANTIES
If they think they're seeing something that nobody else
gets to see, it hardly matters what. Brothers don't
expect exotics; they know we prefer cotton. A little
contrast of color does wonders, though. A dark triangle
behind pink briefs looks better than just the triangle
sometimes. The detail is for later. Like they can't see
everything when we wear our little panties anyway?
If your nightgown rides up while watching TV or
whatever, him seeing your panties doesn't matter
because you're in your own house, tell him. If they've
pulled up into you, just matter-of-factly pull them
down.
And sometimes leave your door a little open. He
shouldn't enter your room uninvited with you half
dressed, but so what if he happens to be passing? Watch
how often he's in the hall when he figures out your
routine. "Hey, Kyle, when you come back from the
bathroom, bring my hairbrush? The red one." Stand in
front of your mirror combing and ask him about who gets
picked up when from school tomorrow.
Upskirt peeks are overrated; they really can't see
anything. Whatever we wear, it's their job to take it
off when that time comes. They'll never complain that
our panties wasted an extra minute before getting us on
the bed.
A hint that Mom might know something: While you were
combing your hair and telling Kyle that he had to
bicycle if he wanted to stay for Astronomy Club, Mom
came in and helped with your part. She agreed about
bicycling. Like you, she was in her bra. Unlike you,
though, not in her panties, since Kyle was there.
Psychiatrist: "So why do you say he slipped off your
'petit culottes'?"
Sister: "Because we were practicing vocabulary for a
French test."
Psychiatrist: "I'm wondering how they say 'button' in
French."
Sister: "Maybe 'but-tone'. Why?"
Psychiatrist: "These must be so inhibiting."
CONFIDANT
Become his confidant, competitor and comforter. These
three C's are what these sections are about.
[Ghostwriter's contribution: Cindi had "Secret Person,
Enemy and Friend", but I made them all C.]
Become his confidant. If we catch them in some
transgression, we sympathize, not threaten. He may be
mortified, but he'll know that his secret will be kept.
There are a million stories about interrupted
masturbation as the entr‚e to sex. Coercion might get
you a fuck, but you'll loose a lover.
Think about this transaction.
"Get out!" He'll be horrified.
"OK. I didn't see anything." You'll be as embarrassed
as is he. You really will.
But he'll know you saw. You wouldn't deny seeing what
you didn't.
So confess, "It's natural. Everybody does it." Then
causally add, "It's just different for girls." The key
is to put yourself there with him, as if you'd been
caught side by side.
Or some day when you're hauling laundry, "Kyle, there's
this problem, I think," like sometimes you don't want
to know stuff.
"What problem?"
"Your pajamas and bottom sheet sort of, well, show
stuff."
"Like?"
"Well, you know. I'll wait to take stuff down when I
can stuff it in the washer so Mom can't tell." You're
his guardian, even.
"Oh," as he won't know what else to say.
"Could you use a towel or something?" Leave it at that,
just a problem to be solved.
It's pretty easy to implicate him electronically. Check
his browser history for sexually-explicit websites and
open one when he's watching. "This one any good?"
He'll ask what you're talking about.
Ignore the question and give an opinion. "It's too
posed. You gotta be made to think a little."
He'll still pretend not to understand, so just go back
to whatever you were doing.
Pretty soon he'll return; it's too dangerous to leave
open. "Are you going to tell?"
"Shoot, no." Don't infer that he owes you one.
Then add, "You try these links yet?"
Or, when the time is right, "I have a book."
"A book?"
"A book about doing it. How people do it different
ways," to expand the subject.
That evening, put "The Joy of Sex" under his covers and
tell him to put it back under yours the next night.
It's too early to exchange it personally. Leaving it in
each other's bed is sort of personal, anyway. Use
bookmarks to show where you're reading. Don't discus
the contents, though, until after you have sex. Don't
make your first time, "No, stupid, page 34 shows your
knee goes here, not over there."
[Ghostwriter's bibliophilia: The sketches are of the
book's hippie art director, Charles Raymond, and his
wife, Eldetraud.]
A hint that Mom might know something: The bookmark
moved when Kyle was away. If you changed the book's
hiding place, she'd know she was caught, so you just
used a second bookmark, sometimes just trailing behind
hers. When Kyle was at camp, the bookmark led you to
the section on female masturbation.
Psychiatrist: "It's good for his mental health to share
his darkest secrets with someone he can trust."
Sister: "If you say so, doctor, but I don't understand
Doonesbury either."
Psychiatrist: "No, I was thinking that maybe you should
tell me how you and your brother masturbate each
other."
Sister: "Like we learned in 'The Joy of Sex'. The
pictures helped a lot."
Psychiatrist: "You can share your innermost fantasies
with me, like how you imagine what I sleep in. Want to
guess?"
Sister: "Red plaid PJ's like Dad's? With a pocket."
COMPETITOR
It's sibling nature to compete. I can think of nothing
more intimate than orgasm between kids who once fought
over the 64 Crayola set Mom said to share.
Invent little private games. Kyle used to tease about
how flat I was. He wasn't trying to be mean, but I
didn't like it. He told me that he had growth lotion
that was one hundred percent guaranteed. When I
pretended to believe it, he put some cold cream in a
green jar and had me take off my shirt. I must have had
ten treatments. He knew that I wasn't that dumb. We
were just having fun. After then, I wasn't as shy about
him looking down my top or maybe doing a little
something if we were horsing around. A few years later
I offered to apply some guaranteed growth lotion on him
and we laughed at his trickery.
It's neat when nobody else knows the games you're
playing. One time at a picnic I was minding my own
business and Kyle squeezed a wet watermelon seed
between his fingers and shot me right in the tit. I
don't know if he was even aiming there or not, but he
thought it was pretty funny how nobody around us saw.
So I took a seed and when he stood up, popped him right
in his crotch. Nobody saw that either. No great sex
story there, just two kids shooting watermelon seeds.
Wrestle. If he touches your breast in the match, raise
your arm before trying to escape. If he touches your
butt, giggle that he better not spank you. He'll brush
between your legs when he's pinning you, but not long
enough to do anything. His touches aren't all
accidental, you know.
If a button comes loose and a boob pops out, claim it
doesn't matter because you used to take baths together
anyway. Say he undid it on purpose and make him button
you back in. He'll deny and comply.
Work your leg between his, or maybe your arm will get
there. Like with your chest, if it seems accidental
he'll go along. End up with your thigh on his cock, his
hip against your mound, more-or-less even for a
makeout, anyway. Watch his breathing to see what's
working. If he comes anyway, play it be ear.
"Oh, Jesus!"
"Hey, Kyle, it's natural."
"I didn't mean to."
"It happens to girls too when they get more
particularly rubbed."
I just don't think that strip poker or some party game
where couples have to kiss, etc. works for two people.
Those types of games need others watching.
Whatever contests you two might devise, think of them
as games, not foreplay. I'm all for close cooperation
when the stadium lights go out, but let's leave a
little room for competitive spirit getting there. You
and your brother have competed for about everything
over the years. So keep it up. You'll win each other.
A hint that Mom might know something: She showed Kyle a
Scientific American article claiming that females are
stronger than males, pound for pound excluding fatty
tissue. She's studied the male ego for years.
Psychiatrist: "Don't feel alone. For so many sisters,
victimization is by power and dominance."
Sister: "Oh, but I try to let him win half the time."
COMFORTER
There's comfort in proximity. Here's a family camping
example. They say that more sibling relationships start
in sleeping bags than on beds.
[Ghostwriter's question: Who are "They"? Cindi
considers this a source, apparently.]
There's something liberating about fresh air and change
of venue. The folks will have put your tent away from
theirs, as fresh air and change of venue invigorate Mom
and Dad too. It will be dark enough to get into your
PJ's without seeing, no problem. The two of you can
whisper whoppers after lights out.
"Cindi?" Let him start.
"What?"
"There was this guy with an axe who'd chop the heads
off people." It might be a pretty short tale, but so
what?
"Why?" to keep it going.
"I don't know. He was a psycho."
"Like the one that just escaped from jail?" you
suggest. He's just making his story op.
"I think so." He won't want to sound uninformed. "He
had a really, really a big axe and would sneak around
at night." Brothers are quick on details.
"Would he peek into tents?" you wonder.
"I think so."
"It's not windy and the flap just moved," you notice.
He'll look behind him, but it will be gone.
"Maybe it was a owl or something," he'll offer
hopefully.
"It sounded more thumpy, like steps," signing him to
listen. But the danger will be too quiet.
"Cindi?"
"What, Kyle?" knowing that you'd pulled it off.
"Can I scoot over there a little, in case you need
anybody?"
"OK, but don't mess up how I arranged my shoes, in case
I have to go to the bathroom."
"I won't."
"Night."
"Night."
"Did you hear that sound?" Just whisper.
"What sound?"
"Probably nothing's out there. It's crowded in here,
but there's room in mine if you're cold," you the
accommodating sister.
"Good idea. Just ask me if you want me to shine the
flashlight anywhere."
There will definitely be some "thump thumps" out there,
but you'll find no tracks in the morning.
He'll be warm and cuddled in your sleeping bag. Sure
he'll end up with an arm around your chest and your
butt will probably feel the lump in his PJ's. That's
plenty.
Think about it. In normal dating, you've probably
already had sex before you take the time to figure out
how to share a pillow. With a brother we have years to
learn about holding each other, whispering stories,
giggling. Proving our love thus has all that to build
upon.
A hint that Mom might know something: She told Kyle
that she's really proud how he's watching out for you.
When the two of you figured out how to zipper your bags
as one, she noted that it makes a good cushion for when
you read after lunch. She never asked if you separate
them for sleeping.
Psychiatrist: "So you've become his mother figure?"
Sister: "No, because then I'd by my own mother too
because he's my brother and that would be very
confusing because I don't know psychology."
Psychiatrist: "I'm thinking of Pachamama, the Mother
Goddess, her breasts the mountains, the Earth her
womb."
Sister: "Well I'm pretty flat, as maybe you're noticing
from my heartbeat."
PEEING
We're to the delicate step of deliberate fondling, the
transition from non-erotic touch to intercourse.
So let me share a few hands-on snippets.
[Ghostwriter's compliment: Her "hands-on" adjective I
call it Cindiesque.]
It's next year's camping trip. Your tent will be just a
bit smaller in relation to the both of you. Scoot your
pad right against his because you need room on the
outside for your duffel. You probably brought too many
clothes.
After marshmallows and a trip to the smelly restroom
and you've zipped the flap shut, remind your brother
about the psychos. "Remember how we heard one last
year? Well, we have to stick together is all."
When he finally drifts off, poke him awake, "Hey Kyle,
do you need to go pee?"
"No."
"Well I do, but I'm not going out there alone."
"Why not?"
"Weirdoes. You come too."
"To pee?"
"Just to the place."
"Go yourself."
"I'm scared," which, of course you aren't.
"Just go."
"Then I'll pee in the tent," as best you can pout.
"You better not!"
"We should pee together." He'll wear down.
"You can't because there's a Men's and a Women's," if
he's a by-the-book boy.
"No, I mean do it in the woods. It's closer."
"Well, I don't need to."
"Well, I do. Come on!"
So you sneak over in the trees. You squat and he stands
where each can hear the other. You want him to think
about pajamas being down.
"Can I aim you?" ask in your most natural voice.
"No." That's a for-sure answer.
"I'll hold it really carefully," tell him. Him in your
hand is the idea you're fostering.
"No, I said!"
"When you're finished, can I practice aim?"
"No!"
"Then I get to hold it in the tent." Don't even bother
to justify why.
"You better not!"
"You have to let me. You can touch mine," not a
concession you'll mind giving, actually.
"Your what?"
"You know. Where I pee?"
"For how long?"
"We'll take turns, the same."
"You won't tell?"
So back to your tent you creep. Let him go first
because you woke him up. Put his hand on your chest and
undo some buttons. Your tits will be hard and pointy.
After a minute or two, put his hand on your stomach and
push it to the elastic. Then guide him to what makes us
girls. Let him touch while you free his underpants. (So
much for the take-turns agreement.) Play together until
you get sleepy, which mightn't be that long because
camping takes lots of energy.
A hint that Mom might know something: She suggested
that you two "tent mates" pitch your shelter in the
next campsite so you'd have more room. When she'd get
up to pee, she'd never use her flashlight and sometimes
quietly stop at your picnic table to enjoy the stars.
[Ghostwriter's observation: Could her mom's choice of
"tent mates" be a subliminal acknowledgement of "tent
mating"?]
Psychiatrist: "The role of urination very significant
here, especially if feces were also involved. You
didn't, per chance, urinate on each other, did you?
Just a small amount, even. Sometimes you forget such
incidents until a licensed professional like me reminds
you. You might have even been talking about something
else and hardly noticed. Think so?"
Sister: "I pee in the swimming pool, I guess."
Psychiatrist: "So tell me how it makes you feel."
VIDEOS
Some night when the folks are at the Elks, slip into a
summer nightgown and put on a videocassette. Wear your
bra. Just hop into his lap in the middle of the movie
and get him to wrap his arms under your boobs. Snuggle
deeper so his erection fits against your crack. He'll
get one.
To get more comfy, move his arms up. If he cups you
through your nightie, he won't act intentional. He can
bump your nip, but shouldn't squeeze, if you get the
difference. Tug your neckline out enough for him look
over her shoulder. He's seen your bra a million times,
but not when you're laying back into him. Let him see
that you're looking too.
Maybe you'll have sex right away, but probably not.
Enjoy your little movie watching routine for the movie
too. Most X-rated stuff tends to gross; R is
sufficiently engaging. In X, they really have sex. In
R, they just act like they are.
Heck, there's enough in a PG-13. Wasn't it fun to watch
how Tom Hanks played Forrest Gump?
Jenny: "Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?"
Forrest: "I see them in my Home Economics class all the
time."
Would you have rather watched a truly handicapped
fellow? Of course not. We enjoy the art of drama. Sort
of like you two, right? Am I stuck on some sort of
theme here? Your brother needs ideas is all. Jenny gave
Forrest enough of an idea for him to start her baby.
[Ghostwriter's review: But Tom Hanks was really good in
the way he fell in love with Meg Ryan in "You've Got
Mail." To show you what she knows, Cindi says that his
worst movie since "Sleepless in Seattle", which was
also very romantic.]
A hint that Mom might know something: The video store
wanted an extra dollar because the last rental wasn't
rewound, but you know you did. And it sure as heck
wasn't Forrest Gump! You and Kyle watched it Tuesday
and you returned it on Thursday. Wednesday when you
were at school was when Uncle Rob delivered all those
apples that you kids had to peel.
Psychiatrist: "I have 'Cheerleader Countercharge' right
here on my machine. You're going to go to college,
right? I'd like to participatorally observe how you
react. Let me cancel my next appointment."
Sister: "We saw it. My brother thought theirs were
real, even. You can tell where they ran out of money
and had to splice in another film for the alien
impregnation part."
DRIVING
Sex can get going in the strangest places, say in the
back of your car, dozing on a long trip. He's up
against you, his arm just a little too much across your
front. Your knee's a little too much against his. It's
nervy at first and you'll both be cautious, but after a
bit you'll both figure that the other's asleep and
you'll get closer. When your nipples get hard, he'll
realize you're letting him.
It's quiet, except for the car radio. Dad will be
calculating the last possible place to get gas.
Probably you should pull a coat or something over your
laps. Your brother will be cautious because he's still
not really sure. Undo a button to tell him where. It's
a magic moment when he slips up inside your camisole.
His giveaway is when he rolls toward you, knees apart.
Brush a finger beside his zipper; he wants you to know.
Like he'd be stiff if he weren't pleased?
Leave him zipped. If you can pull a blanket over, rub
him really slowly, just fingertips on the outside, not
push-pull. Don't stop, even if he shakes his head. It
takes longer on the outside, but he'll love you for it.
His pulse is a good way to tell what's coming. Did I
say that? Naughty me! The pulse thing only works when
he's motionless, not a normal boy-milking. Help him
hide his wet spot when you get out of the car. You made
him do it, right?
A hint that Mom might know something: When caught
glancing back, she told Dad something like, "They're
cuddled up just like when we'd put them in the stroller
together. Remember?"
Psychiatrist: "We know that the automobile is the
modern world's phallic symbol, just like obelisk in
Egypt."
Sister: "Well Dad always buys American cars, so we do
end up with a little extra room in the back."
Psychiatrist: "Speaking of phallic symbology, you're
aware, I sure that a man should never be judged by his
size."
Sister: "Shoot, doctor. My brother was tiny when we
started, but we learned where to rub it."
AT THE MOTEL
I'll stick with the family trip venue, since I can
envision it pretty well. But basically I'm moving us
from touching to the act itself. My main point is that
it's seamless. It's where the journey leads, not some
starting or stopping point.
If it's a family vacation, the motels usually have two
queen-sized beds, one for the folks and the other where
the two of you glare and stake out very opposite edges.
Nighttime changes things. It's really risky doing it in
the same room, but kids are a little stupid sometimes.
Dad sleeps like a log after all that driving; Mom's
your challenge.
[Ghostwriter's warning: Describing risky behavior gives
it some legitimacy, I fear. I would have chosen not to
document this episode.]
Run the air conditioner for the hum. They say that for
every sound, there is a frequency that will cancel it.
Claim the bed away from the window, since light from
the parking lot can silhouette you if you get two deep,
so to speak. Quietest is you on your back, one knee up,
his thighs under it and scissored around your other.
Your heads are way apart. You're in good positions to
coordinate. Plus it doesn't hurt your back. By the
third night you'll have it to a science. TV off after
the weather. Thirty minutes till Mom's out of it.
Underpants down. The main thing isn't that you screw;
anybody can do that. It's that you pull it off
together.
Whatever gets the bedding wet doesn't matter because
the motel people deal with stains all the time. The
maid never knows who was where. As if she doesn't
change other kids' beds afterwards!
If you're not on the pill, you should be using a
rubber. Just leave it in the sheets for the maid to
toss. She'll hardly speak English, anyway. If you threw
it in the wastebasket, Mom would see it right off. Dad,
if he ever looked in the trash, would probably fill out
that little "How'd we do?" card on the table and note
that this is supposed to be a family motel.
[Ghostwriter's apology: Hospitality staff are often
undocumented because American citizens prefer higher
pay. Cindi is being somewhat condescending regarding
linguistic ability. All the custodial staff at our
school really like her, though, because she goes to the
religious ceremonies for all their kids and dances at
the fiestas afterwards.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She'd always
claim the side of their bed next to yours, blocking
Dad's view. For sure she'd know the one-knee-up. When
you checked out, she'd never pull down your sheets to
see if you'd forgotten anything.
Psychiatrist: "You know? There's a Motel 6 not far from
here. Sometimes it's good to do therapy in a less-
formal setting."
Sister: "Kinda like being in a tent?""
Psychiatrist: "It might give you a sense of male
security to rest your hand right here."
Sister: "I see what you meant about the size thing. My
brother is hardly starting his growth spurt and already
he's..."
Psychiatrist: "So tell me a dream or something."
ON THE BED
Wherever you started, you'll end up on your bed or his.
Sibling love is about being at home. Know why we know
all the John Denver songs? Because they're about home.
Have any of us actually lived in West Virginia? I
started off with "What's love go to do with it?" Well,
let's make that, "What's home got to do with it." Same
answer. Everything.
A sister and brother can sleep together a bunch if
their folks' bedroom is downstairs.
(1) Avoid creaky floorboards.
(2) Whose bed is the quietist? You may have started on
good motel springs, but your set's been in the family
forever. If need be, do you have a thick rug?
(3) Set an alarm to get back, especially if Dad gets up
early to read the paper.
(4) Mom does the sheets, so put something down like a
dark towel.
(5) One time, turn around so your heads are at the foot
of the bed. For some reason, it's amazing.
An established bedroom routine ensues. Codeword it
something like, "Upstairs." "Did you use my towel
upstairs?" or "I'll bet I left that Newsweek upstairs,"
casually at the dinner table suffices.
A hint that Mom might know something: She dutifully
washes the dark blue towel that's never on the towel
bar but keeps turning up in the hamper. At the odd use
of "upstairs" in your table talk, she smiles and her
nipples show.
Psychiatrist: "Close your eyes, pretend that you're
floating and murmur to me like you'd murmur to your
brother. Visualize that this is his hand holding your
lovely breast."
Sister: "OK, doctor. Kyle, just because you didn't help
rake the leaves doesn't mean that I have to bag them
all by myself. And don't pinch so much!"
THE UPS AND THE DOWNS OF IT
Did you catch "Top Tips" in the title of this document?
Take turns who gets to be on top. Being the guy doesn't
make him always the boss. He may be able to kowtow a
girlfriend, but not his sister. We owe the top thing to
the bra burners. A guy can shoot while riding a
bicycle. For us, it's the little changes in pressure,
the modulation, the eye contact, how you got there,
what you'll do afterwards. Looking down, you see the
synergy.
[Ghostwriter's confirmation: Women of the world,
arise!]
The first time you look down to where your hair is
mashed together, you'll realize it's perfectly matched
and just start laughing. Siblings don't need to explain
stuff or act cool with each other. He'll steady your
boobs even, not because squeezing is such a big deal by
this point, but so you'll not get sore bouncing around.
Mine don't bounce much because of their size problem,
so I'm just talking generally. Plus, a guy always
becomes a better fucker when he realizes it's not just
a male thing.
Did you ever see Leaving Las Vegas? It's R. It's not
about siblings, but at the end, Elisabeth Shue does a
dying Nicolas Cage from on top in a long and haunting
love scene. I'd said to see Blue Lagoon with your
brother, but if you want to see an adult side of love,
this one's sadder and better.
A hint that Mom might know something: She suggested
that you do your book report on Lilith. The patriarchal
scribes replaced Lilith with Eve in Genesis, she
revealed, but made you read the book to see why.
Psychiatrist: "Being the superior is a common feminine
fantasy. Do you think in a previous life you might have
been a Native American princess?"
Sister: "Nah, my job was to torture captive braves, but
it doesn't fit in our school's multicultural
curriculum. Anyway, what I'd do was get this flaming
hot tomahawk and dance naked in front of him until he
got, you know, and then chop off about an inch and then
do it all over again. If he was really brave, I'd let
him do me with his last inch and that would make our
next Chief. Then I'd take...."
Psychiatrist: "That's surely enough. So show me how
fast you like to go by raising your hips. I'll need to
slide my hand up a little to help steady you. ... That
was a very good reflex you just showed."
Sister: "My other job was to have ceremonial sex with
buffaloes."
THE INS AND OUTS OF IT
Don't let some wet-dreamer trick you about orgasms
suitable for the back shelf at Video World. If you were
counting on verbosity about unfettered male
penetration, female liquids and star-studded visions,
skip to my thoughts about the Internet. Your brother
probably doesn't have a throbbing 14-inch cock dripping
with tasty pre-cum, anyway. So let's just stay real,
girl.
You'll have a great time, even if you muff the climax a
little at first. The guy's your brother, for heaven
sakes, not some implanted actor. This I promise: it
will get better and better and better. And I'm not
talking for six times (my average, I suppose, before my
date and I get a little tired of each other's
personalities). I'm talking about for six years. Better
and better.
Basically aim for about half speed. The best thing
about with your brother is that caution forces you to
find the quiet ways. You'd never get a regular
boyfriend to go slow with you because you're probably
in his apartment. At home there's maybe someone who'd
wonder about thumping sounds. You can't be vibrating
your bed around the room.
As siblings are genetically the same, you naturally
climax right at the same minute even while you're
learning. DNA is the reason. We have a double helix
model in my classroom that we made with foam balls and
wires. Visuals are very important for their learning
experience. Genes explain why twins can sometimes tell
when the other one is in trouble. If you don't climax
at the same time, other factors may be involved.
[Ghostwriter's disbelief: I don't care if Cindi does
teach science. Our hormones make us do it, not our DNA.
That spiral thing somehow vibrates?]
Keep in mind that as a female, you can climax and
climax. His orgasm is about six squirts worth, so
getting there was most of his fun. A brother will stick
with you all the way up and all the way down. It's
about caring.
A hint that Mom might know something: She put some
water-soluble lubricant in your medicine cabinet in
case you new pumps chaff your toes.
Psychiatrist: "It must be difficult for you."
Sister: "Well, not so much after we got to puberty."
Psychiatrist: "I mean that it's not normal."
Sister: "We realized that, trying 'Lizards on the
Ceiling', so we stick with positions 1, 2 and 4."
Psychiatrist: "So tell me about your brother's penis.
How long, how thick, how he likes it held, that sort of
thing. Sometimes it's good to psychoanalyze both
partners, I find. I could fit him in Tuesdays and
Thursdays until we set up something regular."
Sister: "Do you have an itch down there, or something?"
PARENTS' EVENING OUT
(1) On the couch, or hand-in-hand up to your room? It's
more special where you can see all your girly things
like Raggedy Anne.
(2) Use Mom and Dad's bed because that's where they
made you two. Squeak City!
(3) If you try new stuff, now's the time. Untested
ideas sometimes turn out to break items like lawn
chairs.
(4) It's bath time. You did it together when your were
little. Put towels around the tub because you'll slosh.
Turn off the lights and burn a candle so it doesn't
look so much like a bathroom. It's romantic, even if he
is your relative. There'll be bubble bath in the
cupboard from when you were ten. And if you spill your
wine in the tub, who cares? If your brother's cool,
he'll let you finger-paint a tux on him first. Get him
really soapy. It's hard to use a rubber, though, so
bathe together at the right time of the month.
A hint that Mom might know something: She made a big
racket at the front door when they came home earlier
than expected.
Psychiatrist: "On your parents' bed makes it Oedipal."
Sister: "I think it still tastes yucky."
[Ghostwriter's admission: Of all these ridiculous two-
liners, this one is OK.]
GIRLFRIEND
"Kara? Hi, this is Cindi. ... Not much. ... Hey, our
folks are out this evening and Kyle and me were
wondering if you and Andrew wanted to come over and
watch a movie? ... Blue Lagoon, I was thinking. ...
Maybe that's smart. We'll say Rocky VI and change it.
... I agree. Brothers can be so unromantic sometimes,
but as they say, they're convenient. ... No, I read it
somewhere. ... OK, but just four cans. We've got
Pringles. ... I was thinking maybe together on the
sofa, right with the movie. Whattaya think? Let's try
to hold hands... You wearing your black one? We should
be the same. ... Whenever. Sooner the better, though."
Hey, girls, I get to dream a little too.
[Ghostwriter's admonishment: Cindi, my friend, if you
didn't dream so much, you'd have finished your M.Ed.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She found Kara's
bra on the floor the next morning and acted like it was
yours that must have fallen out of the basket on the
way to the laundry. Kara's already a C.
Psychiatrist: "Are you saying that you'd deceive them
about the movie?"
Sister: "Is that bad?"
Psychiatrist: "Morality is one's own construct. What
I'm suggesting is that if you don't see Rocky VI,
you'll not understand Balboa's angst at the start of
Rocky VII."
INTERNET
Want brother-sister pictures, movie clips and stories?
Hello, www. You'll find the graphical stuff near the
grandmother+dog selection. Talk about bullshit! Do they
look like siblings? Why would siblings want to get
filmed? We're talking class B porn where they just
changed the title. Sick. Worse thing is that people pay
to see it. "Wow, man! Here's a jpeg where the brother
is shoving his big black dick right up the wazoo of his
gorgeous blond sister! Look at her tits! We can talk to
her while she's doing it at this phone number!"
Sex story sites have captured the market for unlikely
similes and metaphors. In science we just say what
happens. "The rotifer eats the bacteria," not, "The
slathering voracious rotifer pulls the weakened and
trembling bacteria into its consuming jaws." They like
that last style for sex stories. Pretty stupid, if you
ask me.
[Ghostwriter's response: To the contrary, the imagery
of such microbial terror is gripping.]
For explicit sex prose, who gives a hoot if they're
related? So strip out all the pathologic paragraphs
about big cocks and hungry holes. What's left in
brother+sister stories is that watching a dirty movie,
or whatever, somehow makes brother start screwing
sister and she discovers that she loves it. Am I right?
Only the pre-copulation stuff and the post-copulation
stuff can make it a sibling story. Only one out of 50
even tries.
I did come across a questionnaire from the early web
days, discussion group style, about siblings' personal
history. There were frank responses for a while and
then the perverts started sending fantasy fiction.
"From this close, the aroma is making my head spin into
total euphoria. I move even closer and lick gently up
and down. I can hear Linda moan, so I jerk upright; her
eyes are still shut tight, although she is writhing and
humping her lower body slightly." Verbatim. Those young
Earnest Hemingways killed the survey.
[Ghostwriter's correction: I read the complete
Hemingway and never found it.]
Anyway, the responses indicated that:
(1) Almost always it's the brother responding,
(2) The sister was the older nearly half the time, and
(3) There are few regrets.
Conclusion (1) surely biases (3). Let's wonder about
(2) because most other studies suggest that the girl is
usually the younger. So let's not call this scientific.
[Ghostwriter's concern: Cindi surfs when the students
are working at their desks. Somebody's going to see.
She says that a few have and they trade http:
addresses.]
No camera. Things can travel electronically. Your
brother e-mails his digitals to somebody who "doesn't
know you". This somebody has a distribution list. You
discover yourself on the Internet. Why you'd even be
looking, I don't know, but it would be terrible,
especially if you've got a give-away tattoo on you tit
or someplace. An ex-boyfriend of mine found his sister
in "Russian Nymphets". She had this little log cabin on
her ass because they were from Illinois. Maybe the
Webmaster thought it was a dacha. I'm not sure how my
boyfriend knew she had it, though.
The web has lots of sites dealing with abuse. If you
were sexually abused, you've got resources.
A hint that Mom might know something: The sibling sex
site cookies on your computer keep being modified when
you and Kyle are at school.
Psychiatrist: "I suspect you may have been influenced
by http://www.familyincest.com/brother-sister.htm."
Sister: "Didn't fool me one bit. A real sister would
undress before her brother did it."
CHURCH
I am a good Catholic, and not just because I went to a
parochial school (which I did) and go to Mass every
week (which I do). The Church has some very good values
and basic truths. Where would civilization be without
them? Being a good Catholic includes being (or at least
trying to be) a good person. So how to deal with sex?
Two points:
(1) God created it.
(2) Do it in love.
So why's what a brother and sister do a religious
issue? Two reasons:
(1) Biblical mention. But wait! Almost all the Biblical
prohibitions deal with girls and fathers, boys and
mothers. There are just a few references to siblings,
to wit, "The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of
thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be
born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou
shalt not uncover." (Leviticus 18:9) "Uncovering" his
partner is rape, perhaps. Everything I've talked about
deals with mutuality, how sisters might encourage the
process.
Adam and Eve begat Cain and Able and they had to have
begot some daughters too, when you consider that there
was a next generation. So sex with sister is a Biblical
fact. Figured it out in Sunday school. After the Flood,
eight people populated the world again, but cousins
could have done that.
(2) It's about power. Matt Groening (creator of the
Simpsons) says, "When the authorities warn you of the
dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to
be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." The
Pope regulates sex to enhance his own authority. If you
let him decide who you can make love with (or in case
of clergy, that you can't make love at all), you've
made him your master. He's not God, just His
spokesperson.
Parish priests don't have much of a problem about
lovers as long as you aren't already married. Just
don't confess which lover. Have your brother use
another confessor, just in case both of you let slip
something like, "We were just picking plumbs and..."
Like we're going to get out of bed with our brother,
rob a bank, file a fraudulent 1040 and park in the
disabled zone? We've got bigger issues to worry about.
[Ghostwriter's disclaimer: Like the math section, I
don't follow this part either. The Catholic religion
seems very complicated.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She's adamant
that the Church needs to halt this priest pedophilia.
"And if we're going to build our new Parish Gym/Drug-
Rehabilitation Outreach Center, we can't keep making
our Church a weekly guilt trip."
Psychiatrist: "What about the Church, a self-imposed
impediment to our actualization?"
Sister: "We just have wooden pews."
Psychiatrist: "I was going to be a Priest, but they're
so worried about lawsuits these days. Here, let me help
you with that button."
BIRTH CONTROL
That inbreeding thing is exaggerated. Everybody's DNA
is pretty much the same anyway. Did you know that
humans and chimpanzees are 99.4 percent identical? When
I say so in my class, some parent always complains to
the Board that I'm advocating sex with animals.
Ridiculous! That's why we've got each other.
You don't want to get pregnant because you don't want
to get pregnant. But if you really need sex and he's
afraid about a baby, tell him you're on the rhythm
method. Basically, we're not fertile a bunch of the
time.
Brothers subconsciously want to get us pregnant; it's
natural instinct to expand the clan. I heard about this
guy who would give his sister a sleeping pill so she
wouldn't know who'd knocked her up. She'd have an
orgasm, though, even asleep. If your brother brings you
a nice hot chocolate and you're having these wonderful
dreams, it's maybe too late.
[Ghostwriter's correction: The account I heard said
that she was simultaneously pulling the same stunt on
him. It depended on who got to the kitchen first to
make the cocoa.]
He won't always remember to bring a condom, so keep
some handy. It's a pain to have to dig under your
sweaters every time, though. Look for someplace more
convenient. Big girls still put their doll on their bed
and I had my favorite Raggedy Anne. I used her drawers
and put the foil and the used ones back in the same
place. It was easier than having to get rid of the
stuff every time.
A hint that Mom might know something: She gave you the
"When a girl starts heavy dating, she's in charge of
consequences" talk when you weren't even going out. She
suggested using the pill just to make your periods more
predictable. "When I was your age, sometimes it would
just happen when I wasn't expecting. When I got on the
pill, planning got simpler. Want to give it a try?" And
no matter how many times she's moved Raggedy Anne to
change your linen, she's never suggested putting
Raggedy up on your shelf. "Girls like our doll where we
can always find her, right Cindi?"
Psychiatrist: "Do you take precautions? Like something
you might have brought in your purse?"
Sister: "We always, always lock the door."
Psychiatrist: "What about your genes?"
Sister: "We always take them off."
Psychiatrist: "Well, I think you have a psychosis."
Sister: "No way, because we practice safe sex."
LOVE AND MARRIAGE
Go together like a horse and carriage. In a poem,
anyway. You can still date around because of course
you'll never marry each other.
Then sooner or later one of you will probably say, "I
do."
Say you get married. James Thurber wrote a great line,
"She said he proposed something on their wedding night
that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested." If
sex with your brother is still more fun than sex with
your husband, we're talking sibling addiction. (It
being an "addiction" may qualify you for some sort of
mental health benefit. Ask your HMO.) You can't claim a
headache forever. Get creative with hubby.
Say your brother ties the knot. If you like your
sister-in-law, stop screwing her husband. You may be
better than she is, but you're not worth a marital
disintegration, sister. So for sure, anyway, don't get
caught in her bed. If you end up there anyway
(engrained habits are so hard to break), don't let him
compare the two of you. Of course you're more
understanding or whatever; you don't have to deal with
him 24/7. We can tell our brothers to get real with
their fantasies. Women are smarter about reality.
Your brother just won't be your "hot date" any more.
He'll be the someone you can fall back to for something
a bit more relaxed.
[Ghostwriter's request: Maybe if some girls didn't take
both a husband and a brother out of circulation, the
rest of us would have a better chance. It's kind of
like bigamy.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She reflects how
wonderful it is to be married to Dad and how lucky she
is that your Uncle Rob lives so close. "It's so easy
for him to stop by to help out when Dad's tied up." If
there's a late movie on HBO that conflicts with "the
guys" (that means Dad and Kyle) watching WWF, she can
just run over to his place. You know that she keeps a
toothbrush and a few of her favorite CD's there. "Your
dad and Uncle Rob, the both treat me like their Queen."
Psychiatrist: "So what would you tell your spouse about
your intrafamilial dalliances?"
Sister: "Positions 1, 2, 3, and 4. I'll pretend that we
stumble onto 18. What are you doing now?"
Psychiatrist: "This is what we call the Mammarial
Fulfilment Test to see if you have anxiety about (how
can I phrase this?) breastfeeding. I'm not sure if I
remember 18."
INCEST IS FOREVER
So they say. We're going to keep seeing these brothers
of ours for a long time; it's not like a relationship
we can dump. We're talking about a bond. How very
Egyptian!
Think thirty years, slipping away from the family
reunion for a half-hour. You'll catch his eye across
the living room. Even if they see you go in the bedroom
and shut the door, they'll assume it's to discuss
something like Uncle Rudy's alcoholism. You'll be
entwined on the guest bed, going nice and slowly,
giggling about that early time on the sofa when the
folks came home early. He didn't have time to put his
underpants back on, so you stuffed his drawers into
your jogging pants.
If someone passing the bedroom door hears panting,
they'll assume that the two or you are rearranging the
furniture or something. They call our affection "a
hidden love". Well, it's not because we hide it that
well. It's because they hide from knowing.
So take care of the guy and let him take care of you.
A hint that Mom might know something: The more you
listened, it sure didn't sound like she and Uncle Rob
were discussing Uncle Rudy. Mom wouldn't breath that
way if she were moving furniture. So when Dad appeared
at the end of the hall, you sent him back to look for
an extension cord. You'd come to realize that Rob was
not competing for Mom's affection. Her love for Dad
would never waver; it made you happy how sweetly your
folks enjoyed each other, culminating in their
unabashedly ill-disguised sexuality. Mom would sneak
you a wink when Dad would say it's been a long day and
she'd take his hand as they retired. Her brother was
part of her essence too, a youthful part that needed to
be preserved. As they say, you can't run out of love.
Psychiatrist: "So you don't want help stopping? My, how
petit are your coquilles!"
Sister: "Culottes. It's weird how this couch bends my
head up."
Psychiatrist: "It's therapeutic for you to watch me
release your sexual tensions."
Sister: "What I really need therapy for is my consuming
urge to automatic weapon my fellow Postal Service
employees."
Psychiatrist: "So how long did you say your brother's
penis is? I need to complete my file, is all."
Sister: "Seven inches maybe. Does K-Mart still sell
ammo?"
Psychiatrist: "Just hang your skirt on the chair. But
before you stretch out, why don't you bend over the end
of the couch so I can check for carcinogenic moles. Me
being in psychiatry, I can eliminate the psychosomatic
ones."
FINAL THOUGHTS
So there, you know what I think.
[Ghostwriter's clarification: Thanks to my thematic
organization, word choice, paring of redundancies,
elimination of objectionable allusions, source
confirmations, dialog compression, etc. I don't mind
Cindi getting all the credit.]
A hint that Mom might know something: Actually, we're
pretty much beyond hints, aren't we? To wit:
Mom didn't want to go to the Elk's convention in
Denver, so Dad flew ahead and you three drove to pick
him up for camping afterwards. Uncle Rob helped drive
to Colorado and flew on to Salt Lake City because he'd
become a Latter Day Saint. So the first night on the
Interstate, you and Kyle claimed opposite sides of your
queen size, glaring distance. Mom took the near side of
the bed by the window.
Since Mom watched Cheers in her bra and changed
afterwards into her nightgown, so did you. Emerging
from the bathroom, her breasts swayed within the summer
cotton, her nipples wide on their orbs. Yours were
erect as well, but high and close. When Mom leaned
across their bed to kiss Rob goodnight, you watched how
she pressed against him as they drew up their covers.
You rolled against your own brother, smacked him a
"Sweet dreams" and to his surprise, barely rolled back.
TV off after the weather. Thirty minutes. Underpants
down. But before you embraced Kyle, a headlight
illuminated the motel window. Mom's silhouetted head
was thrust back, the sheet rising as her hips lifted
her brother, then falling as he drove her back down. As
you watched them make love, her every fiber seemed to
resonate with his every muscle. You'd never realized
how grace and passion might so intersect. You heard
what the air-conditioner couldn't mute -- the music of
hungry breath, seeking flesh and yielding mattress. You
remembered hearing Mom breathe that way before, at that
time suspecting the sexual. But lying in the same room,
you knew that intercourse was but a facet of their
union. You felt the tremble of Mom's chin, the beads of
sweat evaporate from her brow. You signaled Kyle to go
ahead and get under your knee. Your own chin was
trembling too. Do twin muffled melodies make a secret
symphony?
In the morning, all four volunteered how quickly you
fell asleep. The maid found evidence to the contrary,
however. Mom didn't put on her bra that day, so you
took the cue. In the backseat, you helped Kyle notice,
almost bringing him to climax before Rob pulled into a
Denny's. Something for him to look forward to, you
figured.
You could have made Denver for supper, but by 2:00 it
was hot, so you pulled into a Holiday Inn. Mom and
Uncle Rob were pretty tired so you kids went to the
pool for an hour. You said, "an hour." They were bathed
and rested on you return, so they went to swim for
their hour. Mom also announced, "an hour."
That evening, you and Mom were in panties. It felt
weird having Uncle Rob see you, but then Mom probably
felt the same having Kyle there. Watching Cheers, you
taunted Kyle under your sheet, denying the finish of
what was uncompleted in the car. His reflexive begging
only made you tease him more. You knew, of course, that
he'd extract his revenge. Under their sheet, Rob was
curled behind Mom like a half shell about a walnut, her
backward wiggles confirming their conformity. As Rob's
view was blocked and Kyle's back was to her, Mom lifted
the cover so you could watch her lover massage her
breast. You drew Kyle's hand up to your own, hoping
that Mom would read the movement of his elbow.
TV off after the weather, but no reason to wait thirty
minutes to disrobe Mom's panties were already on the
floor where she'd pushed them from under the bed linen.
When you ejected yours where she'd likewise notice, she
blew you your goodnight kiss. The two wads of colored
cotton formed a connect-the-dots line between your
beds.
When Kyle approached for his subdued entrance, you
instead pulled him above and within with exhilarating
near-violence. Kyle at first resisted, it being so
obvious, but you gave him little choice. You know Mom
witnessed because only after you throes subsided did
she take Rob with equal ferocity.
Next morning while Uncle Rob was shaving, Mom went in
the bathroom and shut the door. Pretty soon you could
hear the shower and after a while the two, Rob the more
sheepish, came out with wet hair. "Next," suggested
Mom. You had Kyle give you a shampoo. Traveling affords
intimacy beyond the erotic.
Since checkout wasn't till 11:00, you posted the "Do
Not Disturb", pulled the drapes, hopped back under the
sheets and turned up Discovery Channel. This would be
their last time together before you all got back home.
You were being a stinker, remoting the TV volume down
when Mom's breathing picked up, but she afterwards
giggled that she had the same idea for you. At Mom's
"Lilith," the two of you claimed top positions, breasts
bared. You'd never discussed your book report, but you
knew. In the TV illumination, you and she grinned and
waved at one another before attending to your lovers
below.
In the car, the four of you made plans for the tango
convention next year. You and Mom really like the
outfits, but Rob and Kyle wouldn't be caught dead in
those tight pants. "Shoot," sighed Mom. "Cindi and I
know a way in front of the judges' table to get you
guys to earn us a bunch of interpretive points."
Psychiatrist: "It's so hard to keep up with all these
scientific studies about our topic. Let's just work on
the practical part."
Sister: "You really think this therapy works better
naked, doctor?"
Psychiatrist: "The standard procedure for clitoral
confirmation is digital, but I prefer visual
verification. An overlooked clitoridectomy might
explain your dissatisfaction with your brother."
Sister: "Who says I'm dissatisfied?"
Psychiatrist: "Your weeping inner ego. I'll play the
role of your twin brother who got adopted away and you
just got reunited on Oprah."
Sister: "Wow! And we're castaways, like what happened
to Brook Shields!"
Psychiatrist: "And patient-client confidentially
requires that your actual brother can't be told. Aha,
this slipperiness signifies recognition of a repressed
longing."
Sister: "I was thinking of something else."
Psychiatrist: "Is your brother's hair really this
color?"
Sister: "Same. Maybe position 17 has this weird-shaped
couch in mind, you think?"
Psychiatrist: "Oh no. At our therapeutic highlight, my
healthcare-provision capacity's failing! Envisioning
your brother requires me to meet the pederast within!"
Sister: "Actually, he doesn't collect stamps any more."
Psychiatrist: "No, no, the desire of an older male to
engage in sex with boys. We can't even be Scoutmasters
or anything anymore!"
Sister: "You know? The more I look at this couch you've
got, the more I see it as guy-guy furniture anyway."
[Ghostwriter's contribution: I broke down and penned
the doc's "Oh, no" line. If you can't beat 'em, you
know the rest.]
JUST THE FACTS, MAM
In case you missed it, those were just my opinions. But
what do I know? I just have one brother. Here are some
alleged experts. Unlike real science, however,
behavioral science is flaky.
[Ghostwriter's certainty: Cindi just skimmed the
titles. Please don't trust these numbers for your term
paper without confirming the source.]
Finkelhor, D., 1980, Sex among Siblings: a Survey on
Prevalence, Variety, and Effects, Archives of Sexual
Behavior, 9:3, June, pp. 171-194.
In a survey of 796 undergraduates at six New England
colleges and universities, 15% of the females and 10%
of the males reported some type of sexual experience
involving a sibling. Fondling and touching of the
genitals were the most common activities in all age
categories. One-fourth of the experiences could be
described as exploitative either because force was used
or because there was a large age disparity between the
partners. Reactions to the experiences were equally
divided among those who considered them positive and
those who considered them negative. Females were more
likely to have been exploited and feel badly about it.
Few of either sex ever told anyone. The research finds
that such experience may have long-term effects on
sexual development. Females who report sibling sexual
experiences, both positive and negative, have
substantially higher levels of current sexual activity.
Their level of sexual self-esteem may also have been
affected, but more selec!
tively. Those with positive sibling experiences after
age 9 have more sexual self-esteem. However,
experiences with much older siblings taking place
before age 9 are associated with generally lower levels
of self-esteem and no increase in current sexual
activity.
Symonds, C.L., Mendoza, M.J. and Harrell, W.C., 1981,
Forbidden Sexual Behavior among Kin: a Study of Self-
Selected Respondents, in L.L. Constantine and F.M.
Martinson (eds.), Children and Sex, New Findings, New
Perspectives, Little, Brown & Co., Boston.
Questionnaire data were collected from 526
undergraduate college students. Of this sample, 5%
reported having had only a sibling sexual encounter,
12% reported having had both a sibling and a nonsibling
childhood sexual experience, 45% reported having had
only a nonsibling sexual experience, and 39% reported
no sexual experience with another child prior to age
13. No differences were found between the sibling,
nonsibling, and no-experience groups on a variety of
adult sexual behavior and sexual adjustment measures,
including incidence of premarital intercourse, age at
first intercourse, number of partners, sexual
satisfaction, sexual arousal and sexual dysfunctions.
It was concluded that adult sexual adjustment is not
negatively or positively influenced by typical early
childhood sexual experiences among similar-aged
siblings.
Russell, D., 1983, The Incidence and Prevalence of
Intrafamilial and Extrafamilial Sexual Abuse of Female
Children, Child Abuse and Neglect, 7, pp. 133-146.
A random household survey of 930 adult women in the
San Francisco area, personally interviewed by trained
female interviewers, found that 16% of the women had
experienced at least one incident of intrafamilial
sexual abuse prior to age 18, and 12% had at least one
such experience prior to age 14. Further analysis of
the 16% revealed incestuous relationships with
biological fathers (2.5%), stepfathers (2%), uncles
(4.9%), cousins (3%) and brothers (2%).
Russell, D., 1986, The Secret Trauma: Incest in the
Lives of Girls and Women, Basic Books, New York, pp.
216.
Of incest cases with females, uncles accounted for 25%
of the perpetrators, followed in frequency by fathers
(15%), brothers (12%) and stepfathers (8%). The nature
of the remaining 40% isn't clear, but the relative
magnitudes tell a story, in any case.
THE END
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Holly on the Web
Wherever you found this story on the web, thank you to
the server. My problem is that I've no systematic way
to update the various servers. As literary errors (or
just poor word usages) are made know to me, I'll repair
that which is salvageable on
http://www.asstr.org/~Holly_Rennick/. My website's not
much graphically, I admit, but HTML isn't my native
language.
You can contact me via the site's message form, that
HTML code by the smart people at ASSTR.
I won't be changing the story significantly, so if you
didn't like it before, that much will remain the same.
But if you did like it, an update may read a bit more
cleanly.
Holly
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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.
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