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Archive name: strap.txt (MF, reluc, strap-on, true)
Authors name: Xander Dig (xanderdg@hotmail.com)
Story title : Strapless

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Strapless 
by Xander Dig (xanderdg@hotmail.com)
 
***

When your humble narrator's lesbian friend makes an 
immodest proposition involving dinner and strap-ons, 
the reluctant but interested young man takes her up on 
the offer. (MF, reluc, strap-on, true) 

***

A long time ago, the angry young Xander you already 
know and love was working as a waiter/bartender at the 
Fruit Bat & Crocodile Caf‚ in Atlanta. It was a nice 
joint. Catered to the after movie, after theatre crowd 
- we got busy at ten or so, and stayed that way until 
closing at 3AM. Needless to say, it fit my night-owl 
lifestyle perfectly. 
 
I'd been there for a bit more than a year when Lauren 
started. Now, if you've tended bar or waited, so you 
know how incestuous a restaurant "family" is. Everybody 
is fucking everybody all the time (usually drunk as the 
sun comes up). When someone new enters the mix, there's 
practically a stampede. Well, as it happens, I slipped 
in first to meet our new executive chef. 
 
Mondays were usually dead - no theatre, no symphony - 
so it was a shock when the night positively exploded. 
We were slammed from around eight until after midnight, 
so everyone on the small staff was totally beat when 
the time came for me to line up the shooters for our 
shift drink after the rush. Everyone in the front of 
the house knocked theirs back, and I poured an extra 
one to carry into the kitchen (and another for myself, 
natch'). 
 
I made my way to the back and found Lauren cleaning the 
pasta machine. We talked for a bit and I handed her the 
drink - a kamikaze, probably. We clicked glasses and I 
took a good look at her as she drank it down without 
even a wince.  
 
Lauren wasn't traditionally attractive. She had this 
total tomboy vibe that I was into, though. Great eyes 
that were gray and catlike and hadn't seen any makeup 
for a long, long time. Her breasts were very small, and 
her figure wasn't very womanly, but God she had great 
arms. Sinewy and covered in a multitude of tattoos. She 
had a number of piercings as well, but it would be a 
long time before I knew that. Her shoulder length brown 
hair stuck to her head - it was hot as hell in the 
kitchen. 
 
"I'm gonna go down to Dark Horse when we're done here," 
I said. It was an after hours tavern that catered to 
restaurant and club people after they were off. "Want 
to come." Lauren hitched up an eyebrow at me. 
 
"I'm pretty beat," she said. 
 
"How about some other night? We're both off on 
Wednesday." Now Lauren actually smiled. Let out a 
laugh. 
 
"Like a date?" I grinned. Nodded. She kept the smile 
wide. "You know I'm a lesbian, right?" I blinked at 
her. I *should* have known. Generally, I was pretty 
good about being able to tell these things. But not 
this time. I stammered some lame apology, but she 
laughed it off and said she took it as a compliment. 
 
Fly, fly your thoughts... 
 
A year passes. My grungy rock band breaks up (over a 
girl, of course). I decide that the life of a bartender 
isn't enough for me and apply to a bunch of colleges. 
Every one but Brown accepts me, and having read Donna 
Tartt's "The Secret History" I choose a little liberal 
arts school in New England with a great financial aid 
package.  
 
Over this time, Lauren and I become great friends of a 
kind I hadn't had before. She became my girl-buddy. The 
one woman I could sit around doing shots with and 
discussing my various sexual exploits. We'd both slept 
with a few of the same women at the caf‚, and sometimes 
(terrible, I know) we would compare notes. We were 
pretty close in the acquaintance way that co-workers 
can be. So by the time she threw out the bait to see if 
I'd bite, I already had one foot out the door. I 
suspect she waited until then just for that reason. 
 
We were at the bar after another busy night in the 
middle of the ungodly hot summer of 1993. One by one, 
the other waiters left for the night. The manager was 
in back counting receipts and only Lauren and I were 
left out front. We were shooting the shit about one 
thing or another when she grinned at me and said, "you 
know what I really want to do, Xander?" 
 
"Another shooter?" She laughed. Nodded, and I poured. 
 
"But also." she waited until I leaned on the bar across 
from her. "I'd really like to fuck some straight boy 
with my strap on." I can only imagine what my face must 
have looked like. I drained my shot. Poured another. 
 
"Reeeally." I milked the word for all it was worth. 
 
"Yeah. Always have. It just seems, I don't know, hot. 
If I found the right guy, I'd even let him fuck me." 
 
She held my eyes, making perfectly clear that the 
straight boy she wanted for this little experiment was 
me. I stared back at her, debate raging in my head. I 
was as far from homophobic as you could be. Had even 
had a gay experience or two, but there's this social 
taboo about a macho guy taking it up the butt. All the 
same, the stirring in my black trousers was really all 
the answer I needed. 
 
Besides, Lauren was a friend. And I still thought she 
was attractive. And a good bartender wants to make the 
customer happy. 
 
"You know," I said, "that sounds like it could be 
interesting. Especially if a nice dinner and a lot of 
wine was involved." Lauren laughed, and we finally made 
a date for our next mutual night off at her place. 
 
The dinner *was* nice. I've never liked seafood much, 
but Lauren made this dish with mussels, garlic and 
white wine that was out of this world. We laughed and 
talked all through the meal just like a regular date. 
And drank, me much more than her. First a cocktail, 
then a bottle and a half of wine. Then another 
cocktail. I was getting trashed. And desperately horny. 
 
Lauren was wearing an outfit as close to sexy as she 
ever came. Tailored black slacks, a diaphanous shirt 
that was mildly see-through. I could make out her 
breasts through the pale fabric - small, steel hoops 
pierced each nipple. More interesting, he underarms 
were completely unshaved, bushy, dark hair clearly 
apparent. Somehow, the violation of this social taboo 
was a massive turn on.  
 
When dinner was done, her demeanor changed. She sat 
close to me as we drank, her leg brushing against mine 
(bringing a pleasurable reaction along with it below my 
belt). Still, when she bit her lip said we should move 
to the couch, a rush of fear dropped my stomach. I 
remembered what was coming, and it scared me. 
 
Lauren took my hand and led me across her Spartan 
apartment. The hardwood floors creaked under my feet 
and it seemed that time had somehow slowed. Her couch 
was red, and she released my hand as she approached it. 
She flipped on the stereo - the Cocteau Twins - then 
moved to the coffee table where a black sheet sat 
folded. She turned to me and smiled as she flipped it 
in the air, unfurling it. My heart pumped faster as it 
drifted down over the couch. 
 
"You sure you want to do this?" she asked. I *wasn't* 
sure, but that lack of certainty turned me on even 
more. Her eyes flicked down to my pants and up again - 
she could see it. 
 
"Hey," I said. "You made dinner. I owe you something." 
I grinned at her and Lauren plunked down on the couch. 
She twirled her finger in the air. 
 
"Why don't you take your clothes off," she asked, but 
it wasn't really a question. I took a deep breath. She 
was in charge, something of a reversal from my usual 
encounter. I pulled off my black t-shirt, unzipped my 
jeans while kicking off my shoes. She watched with 
glistening eyes. When I was finally nude, she said, 
"Dicks are so funny." 
 
"Been a while?" I asked. She patted the couch beside 
her, gesturing me to sit. 
 
"A *long* while," she answered. I came over and sat, my 
erection bobbing almost comically. I saw what was under 
the sheet on the coffee table: a tube of KY Jelly. I 
stared at it and felt what I can only describe as a hot 
flash, my face growing warm with dread and excitement. 
 
Lauren leaned forward and looked at me. Silently, she 
ran her hand over my chest, letting the hair run 
between her lithe fingers. It was hot, a single fan in 
the window serving as the only coolant in the room. 
Keeping her fingers moving over my chest, she leaned in 
and kissed me hard. Almost too hard. She pressed her 
lips into my own, her tongue darting in. I tasted wine 
and cigarettes. I reached up to run my hands over her 
body, when she pulled back with a laugh. 
 
"Stubbly," she said, and it occurred to me that most of 
the people she kissed didn't have a five o'clock shadow 
or a soul patch at the base of their lip. I stroked the 
soft hair under her arms in response. 
 
"Uh-huh," I answered. She smiled, took her shirt off 
and said, "see for yourself." She raised her arm and I 
leaned in, licking the thick, bushy hair. I'd never 
been with a woman with thick hair before, and I 
devoured her like I was going down. She seemed to like 
it, her breathing growing labored and her hands 
stroking my chest, my back, my legs. 
 
I moved around to her tiny breasts. The nipples her 
hard and dark, and I took one of the hoops in my teeth 
and pulled lightly. She responded with a moan like a 
purr and told me to bite harder. I was happy to comply, 
especially when her hand found my cock. 
 
She pulled on it awkwardly, out of practice but it 
still felt good. I moved downward from her breast, 
licking and biting. She released my dick and pulled my 
face to her other nipple. "Not yet," she said, so I 
tugged on the other piercing. Licked and bit until it 
was as hard as its twin. 
 
Lauren raised her far arm, and I strained forward to 
devour it as I had the other. "Ride me," she commanded. 
I climbed astride her, the opposite position from the 
way I usually was in a situation like this. I straddled 
her thighs as I licked her underarm. She smelled 
faintly of sweat and Ivory soap - 99 and 44 one 
hundredths percent pure - and grew very aware of a 
pressure against my ass. I moved back to her mouth. 
Kissed her hard. 
 
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy 
to see me," I asked. She reached down and pulled on my 
cock, smiling. 
 
"Mmm-hmm," she whispered. "Wanna see?" I wasn't sure if 
I did, but I scooted back on toward her knees 
nonetheless. Reaching down to her trousers, I unbuckled 
the belt. Unbuttoned the pants, smiling nervously. I 
was so nervous that my cock began to dwindle despite 
her awkward attentions. I unzipped her pants. 
 
"Grab it," she whispered, watching my face carefully. 
"Grab my big fucking dick." I shoved my hand down under 
her waistband and felt it. The latex dildo was soft. In 
any objective sense, I don't think it was *that* big, 
but it felt monstrous in my hand. As if by instinct, I 
stroked the inorganic thing in her pants and she 
reacted at though it were real, moaning gutturally and 
barring her teeth. "That's it," she said. "Pull it 
out." 
 
She released my cock and reached behind her, hooking 
her arms over the back of the couch. God, she smelled 
good. I pulled the dildo out of her pants and looked 
down at it. It was molded like a real cock - veins, a 
head - obsidian black and warm. "Jerk it," she 
whispered. And I laughed nervously, losing my character 
in this little role-play. 
 
Lauren reach up and held my face with both hands. "Shh, 
baby. Come on, Xander. Stay with me." I closed my eyes 
for a moment, remembering how sexy this situation was 
and trying to forget that this was my friend wearing an 
absurd strap-on penis. I took a breath. 
 
I looked back down and began to run my hand up and down 
the phallus. "That's it," Lauren cooed. "Jerk that 
fucking dick. Jerk it." 
 
There was an edge of needy violence in her voice that 
turned me right back on. I increased the speed of my 
hand, looking back at her. Though there were no nerves 
connecting this latex thing to her, she threw her arms 
back and watched my hands working on her as though she 
felt nothing but gritty pleasure. And that turned me 
on, too. 
 
"Suck it," she said. "Suck my big cock." I swallowed, 
getting into the fantasy now. For whatever reason, 
Lauren was turned on to the notion of this macho, 
straight kid being the girl for her. I got up off her 
and kneeled down between her legs. I reached up to 
grasp the waist of her pants and she lifted herself up 
slightly so I could pull them down to her ankles. As I 
did this, she reached down with her own hand and 
stroked the dildo idly, as I had in similar situations 
many time. Another big turn-on. "Suck it," she demanded 
again. 
 
On my knees, I looked at the harness attaching the 
strap on to her, at her thick pubic hair beneath. 
Lauren didn't shave her legs, and a downy, brown hair 
covered them. I leaned forward to the fake cock. She 
still held it around the base. "Lick it first," she 
said, and I did. 
 
I ran my tongue up the underside of the black dildo, 
the faint aroma of the latex not overriding the 
wonderfully pungent scent of Lauren's pussy rising from 
below. I licked around the base, back up over the top 
and around the head. Her hand was still gripping the 
base and after a while she shook the cock, smacking it 
against my face and growing. 
 
"Suck my cock, baby. Suck it deep," she said. I almost 
laughed again, the nervousness and absurdity almost 
taking me away. But I didn't. I opened my mouth and 
took it in. "Yeah. Yeah, Xander. That's it," she said 
as I bobbed up and down on it. After a moment, she 
released the base and planted both of her hands on the 
back of my head, running her fingers through my hair. 
 
Then, on a downward stroke she pushed. The dildo 
touched the back of my throat and I gagged, pulling 
back. Lauren groaned. "Take it," she whispered, and 
pushed again. I was totally into this strange scene now 
and took as much as I could. I moved up and down, and 
then when she pushed I went down as far as possible and 
held the black cock.  
 
I was almost at the base and I gagged. Coughed around 
it, a thick patina of slobbery spit running down the 
dildo, over her harness and into Lauren's thick pubic 
hair. I coughed again, eyes watering and she held my 
head fast. I squeezed her thighs as she pushed up from 
the couch, fucking my mouth. Understand, I was much 
bigger than she was and could have ended the discomfort 
at any time. But there was this weird release in being 
totally subservient to her.  
 
Finally, she pulled my head back and I coughed deeply. 
My face was a mess. It was covered in drool, my eyes 
streaked with tears. Lauren leaned forward and kissed 
me hard. I put my arms around her, rubbing up and down 
her slick back. Then she leaned forward even further 
and I suckled at her tits while she reached behind me. 
When she leaned back again, she held the lube in her 
hand. 
 
I stared up at her from between her legs with wide 
eyes, nervousness overtaking excitement again. Keeping 
her eyes locked on mine, she flipped open the lid of 
the tube. She and took my hand and turned it palm up. 
Squirted a huge gob of the slick, viscous liquid into 
my hand. "Stroke it," she said. "Stroke that big dick." 
 
Looking down at it, it seemed infinitely more gigantic 
than even when Lauren had been cramming it down the 
back of my throat. The sweat standing out on my fevered 
skin ran cold. I ran my hand with the cold fluid over 
it slowly, and the dildo glistened in the soft light. 
As my hand moved up and down, Lauren whispered, 
"faster. Jerk it." I did, and even as my hand moved, 
the skin on my ass seemed more alive. 
 
Still working my hand on the fake cock, Lauren pulled 
me up to straddle her. I put my weight on my knees and 
she kept her eyes on me as I stared down at the thing 
that would soon be inside me. My breathing grew ragged, 
and surprisingly, my own cock came back to life. The 
dildo was slick in my hand.  
 
"Come on. Ride that fucking cock, you slut. Ride it." 
Her teeth were barred like some feral thing, and that 
turned me on. I bit my lip, a feminine gesture, and 
rose on my knees, jostling forward. My cock touched the 
warm skin of Lauren's flat belly. "Come on," she said 
urgently. I reached around behind me and took the dildo 
in my hand, guiding it. 
 
"Will it hurt," I asked nonsensically. Lauren looked up 
into my face, her face still a blend of sexual heat and 
deep, hidden anger. 
 
"Fuck it," she said. I placed it against the sensitive 
opening of my asshole. Rubbed it against it. Then I sat 
back. At first, I could not make it go in. I gritted my 
teeth and pushed down, but it just slid away.  
 
"Come on. Fuck me. Do it," Lauren demanded. She reached 
down and squeezed my balls, gentle but urgent. I placed 
the head of the cock - Lauren's cock - at my ass again 
and moaned as I pushed.then I gasped. 
 
It was in. There was a sensation that's difficult to 
describe - it was like *opening*. Coming alive. I 
groaned. It *did* hurt, like a mild burning around the 
flesh of my asshole and now I was gritting my teeth. I 
sank a bit deeper, though, and pulled back so just the 
head was inside. 
 
"That's it," Lauren whispered. He eyes had the look of 
someone half here, half somewhere else. "Take it. Take 
it." She was exorcising something, I think. At that 
moment, though, all I wanted to do was please her. All 
I wanted was to be fucked by her. 
 
When I adjusted and the burning feeling passed, I took 
the dildo deeper again. Down a little more, then all 
the way up. I went down again and found this *spot*. I 
let out a loud moan that seemed to come from my 
stomach. It was amazing. I put my hands on my thighs 
and began rocking, totally speared. I'd never felt as 
*full*, and Lauren's black dick was touching me 
somewhere I'd never been touched before. 
 
"Yes," Lauren groaned. "Do it. Do it." I was pouring 
sweat, and as I rode her my cock rubbed against her 
belly button piercing, arousing me further. I took a 
bit more of the dildo, gritting my teeth and groaning 
so loudly that the neighbors probably got quite a sound 
show. Just when I thought I was going to come right 
then on her belly, Lauren pushed me off. 
 
"Lie back, baby," she whispered. She was breathing hard 
now, too. I climbed off her and leaned back on the 
couch, and she kneeled between my legs. She poured more 
of the jelly on her own hand, rubbed it over the dildo 
and then reached forward to fuck my ass with her 
fingers. I was really into it now. 
 
Lauren pushed my legs back and I held her there. She 
teased my asshole with the cock, and I said words that 
came unbidden, words I never thought I would hear 
myself say. "Yes. Fuck me," I said. 
 
She pushed inside me and I let out a cry. With her in 
control, she fucked me deeper and I was riding the 
razor's edge of pain. She stayed on her knees for a 
time, watching the dildo go in and out of me, eyes 
flicking up to read my face now and again. Then she 
leaned down, her slick torso meeting my own. She put my 
legs over her shoulders and began to fucking *plow* me. 
 
I totally gave over to the sensation of the experience. 
Her smell and my own. The taste of her sweat. The full 
sensation in my bowels and the undulating pressure and 
the synthetic veins worked my asshole. She locked her 
mouth on mine as she fucked me, our moans blending in 
each other's mouths. 
 
All this while, her stomach rubbed my needy cock, and 
finally it was enough. I came hard, maybe as hard as I 
ever have. Jets of my semen lubricated our bodies as 
she had her way with me. Her own rhythm slowed, then 
stopped. We lay still for a moment, the pressure inside 
me both tremendous and aggravating. Her face next to my 
ear, Lauren laughed, the shaking jostling inside me. 
 
When she slowly pulled out of me, I felt oddly vacant. 
I laid breathing for a moment, watching her undress 
with a smile on my face. She pulled her shoes off, her 
trousers. The strap-on shimmered wetly and she took it 
off. Already, I could feel myself getting turned on 
again. 
 
Lauren plopped down on the couch across from me and 
asked me how long it would take me to get doing again. 
"Not long," I answered. Now she looked nervous at the 
prospect of being fucked by a man. She started to play 
with herself and I did the same, becoming hard again 
pretty quickly. As I watched her watching me though, it 
occurred to me that as much as I wanted to be inside 
her, as much as I wanted to taste her, Lauren really 
was a lesbian. 
 
"You don't want to do this at all," I said with a half-
smile. She sputtered for a moment, saying that we 
agreed and all that, but I cut her off. "Look. I had a 
great time, Lauren. But.listen. Just make me a tape of 
you and one of your girlfriends." 
 
She laughed and threw a pillow across at me. "Straight 
guys. You're all the same." But she looked relieved. 
It's funny, in any regular story this would be the 
point where I just gather my clothes and leave. 
Instead, though, Lauren and I cuddled the night away 
naked as jaybirds and watching a Dennis Miller special 
on HBO. We fell asleep under a cover on the couch, my 
come dried on both of our stomachs, and perfectly 
contented with the way things had gone. 
 
I was sore the next morning and told her so. Lauren 
laughed, making breakfast. 
 
"What can I say," she answered. "I got a big dick." I 
looked back at the coffee table. She was right. 
 
 
Feedback? XanderDG@hotmail.com 
 
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