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Archive name: lucky.txt (MF, sci-fi, fantasy)
Authors name: NADA (address withheld by request)
Story title : Lucky B.J.

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Lucky B.J. (MF, sci-fi, fantasy)
by NADA (address withheld by request)
A quick edit by Jose

***

Can a blowjob be so bad?

***

I couldn't believe my luck. How could I have scored this 
great? Here I am, walking hand in hand with the best 
looking woman I've ever laid eyes on and a body that 
would make dead men get hard. All I can say is that 
she's like a playboy cartoon bimbo. Her nipples push 
through the material of her black cocktail dress and 
they're half the size of my thumb. She has a smell of 
MONEY. Why would a dish this fine be hanging off my arm? 

Two hours ago, I was sitting at my desk at home thumbing 
through a few chat rooms when I found her on a lonely 
women chat. 

After a few minutes I watched as someone named "cum 
needer" asked if there was somebody who wanted to donate 
a couple of loads to a needy person. Well shit ya, so I 
answered and after a few questions, I find out she lives 
in my area.

While t to find out a little more before I agreed to 
meet, she said she would suck me dry. Okay, I needed a 
blowjob anyway so why not let it be her. I was a little 
nervous that this would turn out to be some cross 
dresser or a skank, so I told her to send me a vid cam 
pic and when she sent it to me my dick came to life. 

She was blonde with long long hair, bright shiny blue 
eyes and those wonderful pouty lips. 

Alright! I gave her my phone number and it rang within 
seconds. She said her name was "BEE" and that she had to 
meet me tonight. She didn't ask about me or anything, 
just where we could get together. I told her to meet me 
at the east end of a local mall in an hour. All she 
would say was, "I'm gonna suck you dry in that parking 
lot, see you in an hour."

Sure enough there she was!

***

Now here I am getting into my SUV with this doll.

"Bee, where would you like to go?" I asked once we got 
in.

"I want to suck you dry right here," she said without a 
blink.

"It's too crowded here, let's go over there into the 
woods."

"Anywhere you want."

So off to the woods we raced. It didn't take long to 
find a nice quiet spot. I turned off the car and grabbed 
a blanket. We piled out and spread the blanket out on 
the ground. Then she dropped her dress, "Damn! 
You're..." she dove at my belt moaning, "Give me cum... 
now!"

"Okay... okay," and I dropped my pants.

My dick was banging against my bellybutton as she 
stepped up close up to me and started to kiss my dick 
all over with her full luscious lips. They seemed to get 
bigger and fuller as she kissed and licked me. Then I 
felt a hot, wet, vacuum sensation surround my dick. I 
looked down and she was sucking me in all the way.

Holy shit!! What a feeling her pussy-like mouth sucked 
me in all the way to my balls, then over my balls. Her 
lips were messaging my cock like crazy and my balls were 
being squeezed like nuts. It almost felt like she was 
trying to squeeze my cum out of me.

Within about two minutes I could feel my cum boiling up 
and I started to cum! The second that the first gush 
exited my cock her sucking pussy-like mouth  started to 
suck me much harder. Harder and harder she sucked! About 
there my dick blew another load and she sucked even 
harder. 

Now enough is enough my dick was getting sore. I tried 
to pull away. I put my hand on her face and pushed her 
way and lost my footing and fell backwards on my back. I 
looked up to see this long tube like thing still wrapped 
around my dick, sucking it even harder. I tasted 
something that I've never before, complete and utter 
fear.

What was this thing sucking on my dick? A second later I 
started to feel my balls sucked up into my body. It 
almost felt like they were being sucked out of my body. 
I screamed, but no sound came out. I watched as my 
asshole and ass turned inside out and went down her 
sucking cunt-mouth-tube.

Slowly my body was melting into this bitch and there was 
not a fucking thing I could do about it. My legs and 
arms were pulled into the tube, then I was chest deep. 
The last thing I can remember was that my brain was 
being sucked down and down into the tube... The feeling 
was marvelous, almost like a continuous orgasm, then... 
Blank... 

***

Where the fuck am I!?

I wake up naked. Lying in my living room with the shop-
vac on what's left of my dick as it flops around inside 
the big tube. 

Did I dream this woman? I must have. I pulled my dick 
out of the vacuum tube, "AUGH!! My dick is maybe 20 
inches long limp AND GREEN!

I didn't know what to do... it was green!

I sat there with this horse cock laying across my thigh 
and down off the side of my chair. It was not only 
green, it was "day glow" green. I grabbed a bottle of 
jacks and went quietly into lala land. "Hey! wake up! 
You gotta take a leak," rang through my head as I 
stumbled out of bed and headed for the bathroom.
I made about three steps when I see this big, and I mean 
BIG, green cock leading the way. 

I wasn't dreaming now. (WAS I?) This damn thing was hard 
as any hard-on I'd ever had and what was inches long 
last night was around 30 inches now. As I looked closer, 
my balls were the size of my fist. Damn!! What am I 
going to do with a cock and nuts this big?

I stood over the toilet and let it rip. My green monster 
softened and soon was clear to the bottom of the toilet. 
The water wasn't too cold. But when I flushed, it felt 
so good the damn thing came back to life again.

My giant green cock was back up and wanted some serious 
attention. I grabbed some hand lotion and slathered my 
dick. I couldn't touch finger and thumb around it, it 
was that big! It would be like jacking off a tree trunk. 

I started moving both hands up and down my tree truck, 
each time my hands went over the edge of the head it was 
like electric shocks hitting my balls, it hurt SO GOOD!

It took less then 8 or 9 strokes before I started to 
cum. I could feel my cum moving up this long thing that 
was not my dick, and when it came out the end it was 
blue in color and from the mess it caused it must have 
been about a gallon.

I gushed all over the place! On the walls. On the shower 
doors, the sink... everywhere. It was like I had a hold 
of a fire hose that pulsed hot cum and shot and pulsed 
more hot sticky cum, and then shot some more. This 
seemed to go on forever, or until I passed out...

***

When I woke up, I was laying in an inch of sticky blue 
cum and my dick was getting hard again. I jumped up 
grabbed a towel and ran next-door beating on the door, 
screaming for help.

The door opened and there was the blonde, stark naked. 
One look at me and then at my giant cock -- growing out 
of the towel, and she smiled. A long pink tube came 
slithering out from between her legs. 

Before I could move, or even think. I watched open 
mouthed as that pink tube attached itself onto the head 
of my dick and swallowed it all the way to my brain... 
again...

END

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