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The Girl Who Came Shrink Wrapped (MF, nc, sci-fi)
by Marcia R. Hooper (marciar26@aol.com)
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Joanna gets a shot in the arm. Only it's not the shot in
the arm she wants. Instead, her fiendish boss has just
injected Joanna with a "shrinx" serum that will send her
unwillingly into the atoms of another, smaller universe.
Based upon a story written back in the 30's, this story
is mostly for sci-fi buffs. (It doesn't have as much sex
as my other stories, sorry.)
***
This is a work of fiction and is not meant to portray any
person living or dead, nor any known situation. It is
meant for adults only and is not to be read by person's
under the age of 18, or the legal age in the
county/state/country in which the reader resides.
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of this story (a much easier read), please contact me at
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Note: This story is adapted from the short story, "He Who
Shrank" by Henry Hasse. It was originally published in
the August, 1936 issue of Amazing Stories. About two
months ago, my husband handed me a book of short stories
called: Before the Golden Age, by Isaac Asimov and dared
me to try and make any of them modern enough to read. I
laughed, thinking who would ever want to read something
written 67-68 years ago, and science fiction to boot. I
was wrong. Three of the stories I really liked: "The
Accursed Galaxy" and "Devolution" by Edmond Hamilton, and
"He Who Shrank" by Henry Hasse. I rewrote all three.
This story has only a smidgen of sex, so it fits into
Kristen's Collection guidelines, but just barely. Big
Bang Theory has quite a lot, however, and River of
Screams has some. I hope you enjoy them also.
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THE GIRL WHO CAME SHRINK WRAPPED
by Marcia R. Hooper (MarciaR26@aol.com)
Adapted from the short story:
HE WHO SHRANK
by Henry Hasse
First Published in the August, 1936
issue of Amazing Stories
It was a Friday night and I was late.
The new boy I was dating, Todd, had originally set the
time to pick me up at 7:00 p.m. and I had pushed that
back to eight. We had reservations at a steak house at
9:00 p.m. I didn't want to loose them. I didn't want to
loose Todd. So, obviously, when I heard the Professor had
asked me to come up to his office at seven-oh-five to see
him, I was a little bit miffed.
"You wanted to see me, Professor?"
He stood at the large curved windows, looking out at the
sky. Being December, it was pitch dark. "Come in,
Joanna," he said. That put me on guard. Normally I was
lucky to rate a Ms. Hesse, from the professor and most of
the time it was just Hesse.
Without preface, he announced: "They say I'm the greatest
scientist of my time."
I had been his grad student for almost two years, and was
accustomed to his pomposity. I knew when not to speak.
"A year and half year ago, we discovered the method for
isolating and coding the protein shells for the world's
most prevalent virus." He was talking about the common
cold. "Last year, we discovered the anti-shedding toxin
that made scriptase regeneration possible." Cloning, he
meant. He finally turned around to face me. A peculiar
glow lurked in his eyes.
"Either of these discoveries would have assured us a
Nobel Prize," he said. "Yet as great as they were, they
were only incidental discoveries in our pursuit of the
really grand prize!"
I wondered why he was including me in his "we." I had no
more to do with those discoveries than I did with
producing the nightly news.
"For these things they call me great!" he scoffed. "The
fools. They think I do it for them? I care as much about
the human race or what happens to it as I do about that
desk." He pointed at his piled-high and generally
unmanageable desktop, then marched to a locked cabinet
and dialed a combination.
I had often wondered what he kept in there--some said it
was classified government reports--but when he swung the
door open, what I saw was the usual array of bottles and
test-tubes and vials. One of these vials he lifted
gingerly from a rack.
"And this," he almost whispered, holding the tube aloft,
"is the culmination of that work."
What I saw in the vial made me take a step backwards. It
was a pale green liquid, scintillating eerily under the
fluorescent lights. It seemed to swirl. It seemed alive.
"Thirty years," he said. "Thirty years of ceaseless
experimentation, endowment battles, and lying to the
press. Thirty years of long nights and weekends and three
fizzled marriages. Now, here in my hand--success!"
Professor Sturgeon's manner, the weird glow in his eyes,
the submerged animosity that seemed at every instant
about to leap out of his skin, all served to worry me
deeply. It must have been in my eyes, for he laughed.
"I'm not going to attack you, Joanna!"
I laughed as well, but I hardly felt reassured. "Sorry,
Professor," I said.
He gave me a somber grin. "It's all right. I just want
you to share in it," he said. "To see for yourself."
I had no idea that he meant exactly what he said--
literally.
Carefully replacing the vial in the rack, the professor
walked back to the curved windows. He gestured toward the
night sky. "Look, at that," he said.
"Billions of miles of nothing. Trillions of billions of
miles. The fools dream of someday traveling out there to
the stars. They think they'll learn the secret of the
universe. They're blind, Joanna. They can't even figure
out how to make a propulsion system to get out to the
closest planets, much less the stars. I could solve the
problem in a month. I could, but I won't. Let them waste
their time. Let them waste our hard earned tax dollars.
Think I care about them?"
I looked at my watch. I was alarmed at the time. I
wondered what the hell was going on.
"Suppose they do solve the problem?" he asked. "Suppose
they get out to their other little worlds in their hollow
little space ships, travel at the speed of light for
their entire lifetime, and then land on a paltry little
planet around some third rate sun... and what then? Claim
that, 'We now realize as never before the truly
staggering immensity of space. It is the grandest
structure imaginable, the universe.' Only I know they're
wrong. The farthest star we can see by telescope is only
the tiniest distance to the edge of the universe. The
known universe. They might as well jaunt down to the
local McDonald's for all the good it would do them."
"But, Professor," I objected, "If you don't explore-"
"Wait!" He said. "I've also long desired to fathom the
universe, Hesse! To determine what it is, the manner and
the purpose of its creation. But have you ever stopped to
wonder just what the universe is? For thirty years I've
hammered away at that question. Unknowingly, Hesse, you
helped me discover the key."
"I did?"
He grinned, cattily. 'The answer is in that vial over
there and you'll be the first to share the secret."
Incredulous, I stared at the green swirling liquid. I had
a hand in that?
"You know, Joanna," he said. "There was a time when I
looked to the stars for the answer myself. I built my own
telescope, explored all the start charts, poured over the
calculations, spent years staying up nights. Then I got
into physics. And then into quantum mechanics. And guess
what, Joanna? I discovered that no one on earth, not even
myself, had a clue. No one even suspected the truth. All
these years of particle theory, unified field, weak and
strong atomic force--it's all bunk."
I wanted to laugh. Had he lost his mind? Was he getting
ready to pop a surprise birthday party on me, with
hundreds of guests?
I asked, "It is?"
"Yes," he said. "It is. Last month, I proved conclusively
to myself what had hitherto been only a theory. I know
now without a doubt that this planet of ours, and the
other planets revolving about the sun, are the electron
system of an atom, and that the sun is the nucleus. One
nucleus among billions of others. Billions and billions
of others with their own system of electron planets, each
system an atom in a molecular swarm."
"You're nuts," I said, unthinkingly. "Certifiably nuts."
"And all these billions of systems," he continued,
ignoring my outbreak, "taken together in one group, form
our little galaxy. A galaxy among countless others,
spread throughout space. All with tremendous stretches of
space between them, Hesse. Molecular space! The molecular
space of some exotic--or entirely mundane element. An
element like gold, or iron or silver... even lead.
Perhaps something as minute as a drop of water, or a wisp
of smoke, or--good God!--an eyelash of some living
creature!"
I could not speak. My head was spinning. Arguably, the
most famous scientist on earth--even if he did say so
himself--and he had completely flipped his lid.
"Professor," I managed to choke out. "I have to go."
"Carry it a step further," he said. "Maybe that ultra-
world is itself just an electron, whirling around the
nucleus of an atom of someone's fork. Or the spoke of a
wheel on some little sister's bike. Perhaps the patiently
waiting pre-critical mass of plutonium in somebody's
bomb--"
"For God's sake, Professor," I cried. "Stop it!" I felt
myself close to tears. If Sturgeon really was crazy, what
about my dissertation?
"Where would it end?" I demanded. "Would it go on
forever! And besides," I yelled, trying to control my
hysteria, "what has all this got to do with that bunch of
green shit you showed me?"
Scowling, he said, "Just this. Knowing it was useless to
look to the infinitely large, I turned to the infinitely
small. What works on the scale of the macrocosmic
translates to the microscopic as well."
I saw his line of thought. It made me feel even worse.
His next words left no doubt whatsoever that the
professor had driven himself nuts.
"If I couldn't pierce things on the macrocosmic level,"
he said. "then I'd go for the atoms below." He laughed,
gaily.
"They're everywhere, you know. In every object I touch
and in the very air I breathe. But they are so incredibly
minute. To reach them, I had to find a way to make myself
just as minute as they are--only smaller! The compound I
showed you is a quantum resizer. In plain English, what
it does is to contract the molecules in my body. Once in
my bloodstream, the substance bathes the individual
components of my atoms with quantum anti-binding force.
This discharges the electrons and protons, causing them
to decrease in size. Since the neutrons have no
electrical charge, they shrink along with the rest. I
will soon become the size of an atom, and continue on
down from there."
He raised his voice to a hilariously theatrical level.
"Into infinite smallness!"
TWO
When he had finished speaking I said: "You are totally
fucking nuts."
He was unperturbed. "I expected you to say that, " he
replied. "But no, I'm not mad. Just a bit on the elacious
side. It's only because you're unacquainted with the
abilities of 'Shrinx.' But I promised, you'd see for
yourself. And you shall."
"Professor, I'm sorry," I said, "but I really have to
go." I begin unbuttoning my lab coat.
He went on as though I hadn't spoken:
"There are several reasons why I shouldn't go first. A)
once you make the trip there can be no coming back. B)
there could be unexpected side effects that I'll need to
deal with before following in your footsteps, and C) I
must first make sure what to expect. You'll be my advance
guard, so to speak.
Now he really was scaring me.
"I'll keep in contact with you via an ingenious device
I've perfected myself. I'll explain that to you later.
Once the 'Shrinx' is introduced into your blood stream,
you'll begin to resize at a preprogrammed rate. This rate
should remain consistent no matter how small you get. It
may alter somewhat with the level of blood pressure and
your heart-rate, of course, but I'm not sure how much.
There's only so much computer simulations can do. Anyway,
I'm sure it will all go according to plan and quite
without harm."
I was almost to the door. I was past being being scared
and into the realm of terror. He actually believed this
stuff. "I'm sorry, Professor, " I said shakily. "I won't
be back. You'll have to find a replacement for me. I'll
pick up my--"
Without warning--why didn't I see it coming!--he leaped
forward, snatching an object off his desk. I let out a
shriek and fumbled at the door, trying to turn the knob.
Just as I got it turned and got the door opened, he
slammed it shut again and rammed me hard up against it. I
felt a needle plunge deep into my shoulder. I screamed
but he had a hand over my mouth. Then a wave of vertigo
swept over me and my vision blurred and the room seemed
to press in on all sides. Sounds seemed both to amplify
and slow down. I said the word, "Professor," and it came
out comically stretched. I turned around and the
Professor stood leering before me.
"Yes," he said. "I've worked very hard and I am very
tired. But I'm not tired enough to quit this thing now,
not when I'm on the verge of the success."
His leer of triumph gave way to an expression of concern.
"I'm sorry it had to come to this," he said, "but I knew
you would never submit. I really am rather ashamed of
myself. But what's done is done and in a short time we
should observe the effects. What's in the vial is for
myself, which I'll be taking later on."
I was so angry and scared that I began to cry. My
shoulder throbbed something fierce where he had plunged
in the needle, and I felt weak in the knees. I didn't
fear shrinking and didn't believe a word he said, but I
did fear the shit he had put in me. Was I going to die?
"You bastard," I croaked. The words barely came out. When
I tried to move the hand I had on my shoulder, it
wouldn't budge. I was paralyzed!
The Professor seemed surprised as well, and alarmed.
"Paralysis?" he said. "I didn't expect that. But like I
said: simulations go only so far." He came close and
peered intently into my eyes. "Lets hope the effect is
only temporary," he said. Then added: "But you'll likely
have scratched my eyes out, so call it a blessing.
Besides," he said, getting an evil look. "I couldn't have
done this." He raised his hand and put it over my left
breast. I wanted to die. Then he kissed my neck and began
to suck it and put his left hand on my ass and began to
squeeze. I could not do a thing.
"Know how long I've wanted to do this?" He released my
breast and put his hand up my blouse. "Two years, three
months, and twenty-four days." As long as I'd been his
assistant. "You are such a sweet little piece of ass,
Joanna."
My mouth still worked to a tiny degree and I made pitiful
sounds.
"Stop it," he said, almost laughing. "I like my fun."
His fingers found the clasp of my brassiere and released
it--my bra popped apart. He cupped my left breast in his
hand.
"Nice," he said. "If just a bit small." His grin crook
over teasingly. "34A?"
I could only stare at him with hate. He laughed again.
"This," he said. "Is really a bonus."
Lifting my blouse above my breasts, he leaned over and
kissed them both. His attention made my nipples hard, and
of course, this excited him more. He sucked at them
noisily. Then he raised the front of my skirt and slid
his hand down my panties, and I tried to scream.
"Relax," he said. "Just enjoy it."
Enjoy it? I was being raped!
Dropping my panties around my knees, then using his feet
to spread apart mine, he got me wide enough to insert his
finger. I felt him inside. I felt him explore. I wanted
to die. Then he was back to sucking my neck and squeezing
my bottom and basically rutting me with his finger while
I stood there and wailed inside my head.
"Enough of this!" he exclaimed, standing back. His face
was red and his eyes bright and hot. He'd turned from mad
scientist to mad rapist in a moment. Then stretched his
neck, making bones pop. I could see his erection.
"It's already begun," he said. He hurried to his desk.
"Must get going. Get back on track." Then he stopped and
looked at me with that awful expression, and I felt the
warmth and wetness on my neck, the fingers on my breasts,
and the finger up my vagina. I saw myself on the floor.
This was a date-rape drug extraordinaire.
"No," he said, shaking his head. "Later. Later on. Get
your shit done."
Straightening, he went to his cabinet again and removed
what I swear to God was an old Sony Walkman. He brought
out a blue canvas backpack. He came and stood before me
again. I glared at him for everything I was worth and
began to laugh. "Two of them," he said, indicating my
neck. "The best I ever did."
Great... fucking hickeys.
First working the backpack over my shoulders, then
putting the headphones over my ears, he slipped the
Walkman into my lab coat's right pocket and hurried back
to his desk. From under a pile of papers he removed a
large red box, loaded with dials and displays. He turned
on a switch and the headphones crackled in my ears. He
looked my way. My eyes confirmed it. "Good," he said.
Although I hadn't the least idea what he was going to do,
never for a minute did I believe that I would begin to
shrink away. Not in a fucking million years.
As though reading my mind, the Professor turned and faced
me. He looked me over casually for a moment, then said:
"It's already begun, Hesse. Yes, I'm quite sure it has.
Tell me, don't you feel it, Hesse? Don't things look a
trifle bigger to you, taller?" He grinned. "I forgot the
paralyzing effect doesn't permit you to answer. But look
at me, Joanna... don't I seem taller now?"
I looked at him, all right. I wanted to burn in his face,
I wanted to remember it just this way when I burned him
at his trial. But then my intensity faltered. Was it my
imagination, or did this bastard have me under a spell?
Had he convinced me somehow that he actually was growing
larger, ever so slightly, even as I looked?
"Ah-ha!" he yelled triumphantly. "You have noticed! I can
tell it by your eyes. But it's not me who is growing
taller, Joanna, it's you who are shrinking!"
He came and stood right before me. "You still doubt,
Hesse, so look. We used to stand practically eye to eye,
remember? Now I'm fully three inches taller than you."
It was true! I stood five feet seven in my stocking feet,
and the professor was just slightly taller. Now I looked
up into his eyes like I looked into Todd, who was six
feet tall!
"The 'Shrinx' has not quite reached its maximum effect,"
he said. "When it does, it will remain absolutely
constant. I couldn't stop it now even if I tried, because
there's nothing to counteract it with. Now listen
closely, for there's several things you need to know.
"First, when you become small enough, I'm going to lift
you up and place you on that table. This block of metal
here--" I saw it from the corner of my eye "--is
Rehyllium-80, the densest, non-radioactive substance
known to man. As you become smaller and smaller, you will
eventually become small enough to enter an entirely alien
universe, Hesse, consisting of billions and billions of
stars... molecules of this Rehyllium block. When you
first break through, your size in comparison to this new
universe will be immense. Utterly immense. But as you
continue to diminish, Hesse, soon you'll be able to
alight on any one of tens of trillions of planets, one of
your own very own choosing. And--after alighting there,
Hesse--you will continue down--always down!"
I thought I would go mad. Already I had become fully a
foot shorter, and if the paralysis hadn't still had me in
its grip, I would have torn the Professor apart, limb by
limb.
Again he read my mind.
"Don't think too harshly of me, Hesse," he said. "You
should be grateful for this opportunity. You're off on a
great adventure, into a marvelous new realm. Indeed, I'm
almost jealous that you'll be first. But with this," he
indicated the headphones and the box on the desk, "I'll
keep in contact with you no matter how far you go. Just
as light is a form of electromagnetic radiation," he
said, "so is thought. And just as light travels in the
form of waves, so does thought. The headphones pick up
your impressions of sight and sound, and transmit them to
this box. It has the ability to amplify those waves over
a million times, Hesse, so I can track you for quite some
time. I'll have another set of my own, once I follow you
in, so I can continue to monitor your adventures."
I no longer had any doubt about his marvelous "Shrinx."
It would do everything he claimed. Already, I was down to
two-thirds of my original size, now maybe four feet tall.
And still the paralysis held.
Realizing my anger was counter-productive, I pushed it
away. Think, dammit! Think! Use your head! What I needed
was to get away. Ambush the doc somehow, get out of this
building, and try for help. But if the paralysis didn't
let me go soon... Worse, the professor had gone quiet,
and again had that look in his eye.
Wait! my mind screamed. If this atomic universe was a
carbon copy of our, wouldn't I end up in the reaches
between galaxies--the vast empty reaches! No oxygen to
breath meant no breathing, and I was panic stricken
again.
But the Professor seemed oblivious to my panic, and was
extracting his penis.
Oh, God, no! I begged. Please, no!
Approaching me slowly, he said: "Relax. It'll just take a
minute." My face was right there at his cock, about three
feet off the floor, and though only of average size, it
looked absolutely huge!
"No, Professor," I somehow got out. It was almost
incoherent, but the paralysis, at least around my mouth,
was letting up. My mouth, I thought, of course my
mouth...
Removing my headphones and putting them around my neck,
he then tilted back my head and lowered my jaw. It was
not working well enough yet to close it. Cupping me
beneath my chin and holding the back of my head, he then
started to draw me forward. I prepared to receive a cock.
"Wait a minute," he muttered, suddenly distraught. "What
the fuck are you doing!"
Releasing me and fumbling himself back inside, I thought
for a moment he had reconsidered--then I learned the
truth.
"Damned fool! You're small enough to begin with. You want
to make it smaller?"
He had only halted because putting it in my mouth would
have subjected it to the effects of the field. I wanted
to laugh, but the paralysis would not let me.
Putting the headphones back on my ears, the Professor
hurried away and made some final preparations. His face
was red, and he kept cutting me looks from the corners of
his eyes. I could almost have enjoyed being raped in the
mouth, if getting raped would have gotten him too.
When I was two feet tall, the Professor removed my lab
coat and raised my blouse over my head, then removed my
brassiere. "A little trophy," he said, putting my brand
new Victoria's Secret brassiere into his coat pocket. He
then put my blouse back on (after first kissing my tiny
little breasts) then put my arms back into my lab coat
sleeves. He button the lab coat up. Then he picked my
panties up from my ankles and ran them up my legs,
snugging them into place. His grin said he had considered
taking them also. I realized only then that whatever I
wore, shrunk along with me. Another effect of the serum?
Placing the headphones back on my ears, the professor got
to his knees and checked the Walkman one last time. "I
think you're ready," he said.
Everything--the Professor, the tables, the walls--were
gigantically out of proportion.
Picking my up, the Professor set my on the table amidst a
clutter of wires and apparatus. He began speaking again,
and his voice was louder and very deep.
"This is the Rehyllium-80," he said, patting the square
block of metal, nearly half my height. "Since Rehyllium
is so intensely dense, it will afford you a comparatively
dense universe in which to explore. You may not think so
when you first get there, not with the thousands of
light-years between stars. But, even though I know no
more about this universe than you, I strongly advise you
to stay away from the brightest stars and approach only
ones that seem comparable to our own. They have the best
odds of inhabitable planets. Choose your worlds well."
He was so big now he towered above me like a skyscraper.
It felt like everything in the room, the Professor
included, loomed. I felt very tiny, indeed.
"Well, this is good-by," he said. "We won't see each
other again. Even were I to try, I could never locate the
same planets you choose, not out of all the trillions and
trillions there are. Also, because your rate of shrinkage
is so great--it needs some adjusting-- you won't be able
to stay on any given world more than a few hours. Perhaps
this is best. Anyway, good luck."
He picked me up and placed me atop the smooth surface of
the Rehyllium-80. I judged I must be about four inches
tall. The paralysis was beginning to break up and I had
movement in my face and neck. I could finally move my
hand. I pulled it away from my still aching shoulder and,
expanding my lungs, shouted out with all my might.
"Professor! Professor, wait!"
He bent over me. My voice must have sounded like the
squeak of a mouse.
"What about air? How do I live in the empty regions
between stars?"
"Don't worry," he answered. His voice was like thunder,
and I struggled to get my hands up over my ears.
Understanding, he spoke more softly this time. "You'll be
quite safe," he went on. "In the thirty years I've worked
on the problem, I wouldn't have overlooked so important a
point. I will admit it had me stumped for some time. But
as it turned out, 'Shrinx' solved the problem for me. It
generates a field outward around the body for about six
inches. That's why your clothes shrink as well, and also
the headset. Somehow it captures gas molecules within
this field and shrinks them at the same rate as you.
Otherwise--" he gave a short laugh "--you couldn't
breathe at all. Once you descend to microscopic size, the
air molecules will be bigger than you."
Helpful information, I thought. Remind me to not inhale
anything bigger than I can swallow. Then I thought of
something else I had almost swallowed and--
Cut it out, Joanna! You have more important things to
consider!
"What about the cold?" I yelled up. "And what do I eat?"
He shook his massive head. He pulled away before speaking
but I still felt his breath. It swirled all my clothes.
"I've given you enough food and water for several days.
It's in the backpack, Joanna. Use it wisely. As far as
the cold of space, the field radiates a fair amount of
heat by itself. While you're in your very large state,
the molecules surrounding your body will insulate you
well. There's nothing remotely massive enough, save maybe
a Black Hole--and then only when you've become smaller--
that could bleed them away. But keep your distance from
anything out of the ordinary, Hesse, Black Holes
included. Wouldn't do to have you sucked down one of
those."
No indeedy, I thought--you fucking cock bastard.
THREE
By now, I was barely an inch high. I could move about,
but my limbs tingled and ached fiercely and felt
intermittently weak. I sat down and rubbed my calves and
my feet. Along with my neck and my lower back, they
seemed to ache the worst. Despite the incredible
circumstances, what hit me most was how odd it felt
without my bra. Having my breasts sway back and forth
under a blouse was something I couldn't remember in the
last ten years. Then I thought how ridiculously mundane
this was.
"You are an asshole, Joanna. Get the hell up!"
I got up.
The Professor appeared more like a mountain now, towering
thousands of feet into the air; beyond him, seemingly
miles away, the walls of the room extended to
unimaginable heights. The ceiling seemed as far away as
the moon.
Walking to the edge of the block and peering down, I
found myself at the top of a cliff. The face of it was
black and smooth, and absolutely perpendicular. Far below
extended the vast cluttered plain of the table and
experiencing a sudden strong vertigo, I stepped back. I
wouldn't want the Professor's experiment to end so soon.
Walking back to the center of the block, I sat down again
and rubbed my calves. They ached something awful. Then I
underwent a momentary panic as I remembered what always
cramped my calves--but no, I had just finished my period
last week. I was safe for another three weeks. This, I
bet, was something the Professor had never considered. I
bet he never considered I'd eventually have to pee.
By now, every movement of the Professor sent air swirling
around me; I felt light as a feather. He was just an
indistinguishable blur, looking at me through one of
those gigantic magnifying glasses, the kind that is
lighted. I had to shade my eyes. It was becoming hot.
"Stop it," I yelled, waving him off with my hand.
Evidently he got it, because the glass pulled away. A
booming thunder echoed and bounced around the room. He
may have said, "I'm sorry," but I wasn't sure.
Well, I'm sorry too, I thought, wondering what made me so
calm.
Suddenly, the smooth flat metal surface was no longer so
smooth and flat. I felt scratches biting into my rear end
and stood up. I was maybe the size of a pea, more like a
BB, and everywhere around me, ditches were opening up,
slowly becoming trenches. They extended in all
directions. I stood in one now.
"Jesus," I whispered. "This is it."
I began to loose my cool. "Professor! Professor
Sturgeon!"
I looked up, but all I could see was fog. I was small
enough now, that light refracting off the molecules
sometimes missed my eyes. Or so I guessed.
Stumbling blindly along the trench, I waved desperately
up at the fog, aware that he might no longer see me at
all. I hollered his name. I begged and I pleaded. I began
to cry. Coming to an intersecting ravine, I turned to my
left and then to my right, wondering what to do. The
walls of the ravine were now over my head, and soon I was
between two towering cliffs. I continued to shrink.
"Professor Sturgeon!" I screamed. "Professor, where are
you!"
I began to run and run and ran until I ran out of breath.
My eyes poured out tears and my lungs bellowed breath in
and out. I felt dizzy and immensely hot. My fucking side
ached. Then I looked at a big gouge in the cliff face
ahead and screamed at the top of my lungs.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Throwing myself around, I fled in the opposite direction.
It was a mite, an immense enormous beast, exactly as I
had seen in photos. Only instead of magnified 50,000
times by a scanning electron micrograph, this mite was a
horse.
"Professor!" I screamed. "Heeeeeeeeeelp!"
Turning a bend to my right, I threw back a look and found
the mite in pursuit. I started screaming again and poured
on the speed. The thing was blue-white in color and
almost transparent, with hundreds of ugly spikes rimming
the body on the lower and upper sides. I saw things
inside the body--things I didn't like. I could see its
stomach.
Rounding another turn, I looked back again and saw that
the mite had gained. It had a double row of double
jointed legs on either side of its body that propelled it
ahead, sometimes bouncing up and off the walls. It was
right from a nightmare.
Up one ravine I sped and down another, doubling left and
then right to shake my pursuer. I no longer felt winded
or out of breath and the irony of being pursued by a
fucking mite struck me as hysterical, but I had no time
to laugh. I ran until I really was out of breath and
could run no more. Let him take me, I thought. It's got
to end sometime. I turned around to meet my fate and...
the mite wasn't there.
"What?" I panted. I looked all around. I looked up the
walls. The cliff face disappeared into nothingness above
and I was alone. I was the size of a germ. A germ, for
Jesus Christ's sake, a germ. I waited there, panting. I
didn't wait long.
"Fuck you," I whispered as the mite appeared behind me
again. "You and the horse you rode in on."
Only now the mite was bigger than a horse, more like a
fucking T-rex. I slowly backed away. "Nice, buggy," I
whispered. "Nice little friend." A friend who would eat
me alive.
Whirling, I fled again, screaming at the top of my lungs.
I continued to scream, not wanting to hear my pursuer run
me down. Suddenly tripping over a knife-edged fracture in
the rock--there were chasms and pits all around me--I
flew face first through the air, not touching the ground
and not seeming to need to. Had I shrunk out of gravity's
grip? Almost.
Finally coming back to earth, I bounced lightly once,
then shot back into the air. I kept heading up until
something sharp grabbed my leg and I was hauled back
down. Screaming and kicking I prepared to die.
The thing let me go.
The thing had bigger, more important things to worry
about: a two story high blob of gelatinous mass that
threatened to eat it.
I backed away, scurrying on my hands and heels like a
crab, as the two monsters battled it out. I backed until
I came to a chasm that extended wall to wall. It looked
bottomless with dark. The mite had extricated itself from
the gelatinous mess--I realized this mess was a fucking
germ--and was trundling toward me. It really looked
pissed.
Knowing I had nowhere to go, and no time to think about
it, I simply pulled myself up to the edge, and let go. I
fell backward into the depth less chasm, silent and
resigned. My adventure was done.
FOUR
Nothing happened.
I expected to crash into the bottom, if not into oblivion
itself. But there was no sickening sensation of falling,
no sensation at all. I seemed to just float.
Opening my eyes, and finding myself in darkness (the
light at the top of the chasm, seemingly miles above, was
very faint) I extended my hand and encountered a rough
surface. I was falling, but at no great speed; I walked
faster than this.
How long I continued to drift there in that jet black
darkness, I have no idea. It must have been a few
minutes, and every minute I grew smaller. I also grew
less afraid. I hadn't died when I had expected to, and
this gave me an inner piece.
After a time, I became aware of immense objects all
around me. They pressed in from every side, and they gave
off a soft luminescence that helped me cope. Some were no
larger than myself and others loomed as large as Mt.
Everest. None of these masses ever approached each other
or myself; we just drifted slowly in space.
As I continued to shrink, the accompanying objects spread
out and away from me and disappeared. I realized they
were molecules of air. I became alone. I became afraid.
Was the Professor wrong and I was not falling into an
underlying universe of starlight and matter, but into an
endless and sightless void? Would I get smashed by a
speeding electron? But then the ambient light level
increased--I could suddenly see my hands--and I watched
as tiny iridescent patches of light appeared and became
swirling, expanding, individual stretches of milky white.
They grew in complexity and size, and surrounded me in
every direction. I saw individual points of light and
sudden intense flashes that told me what they were.
These were nebulae! Galaxies and clusters of galaxies!
Galaxies in globular clusters and pinwheel shapes, and
arranged in random and scattershot order. They came and
they went and the flashes of light I saw were novae and
super novae inside... it stole my breath away!
Growing ever smaller, the nebulae grew larger around me,
but also more distant apart. One particularly large
galaxy near my waist became a million dots of light, then
tens of millions of dots of light, and some of the dots
were significantly larger than others. They ranged in
color from intense white to a dullish red or blue. These
were super giant stars, I knew, what the Professor had
warned me to avoid.
The general luminosity became intense and suddenly I was
swept up in one of the spiral arms. The stars and clouds
of dust swept past me and cascaded around my head and my
hands and my feet, becoming totally disarrayed. I dared
not move for fear of knocking them completely out of the
arm. I also worried they'd get up under my skirt,
although none evidently did. Then the swarm was past me
and I was between spiral arms and watching the next arm
approach. As scared as I was, it was still an incredible
sight. I wanted to shriek like a teenager going down that
first incredibly plunge of a roller coaster and then the
next arm swept in and engulfed me and began to haul me
along. The stars much bigger and brighter than before and
I began to see multiple-star systems and huge outer
planets. They continued to grow and spread farther apart
as I became smaller and then I began to match their speed
as gravity hauled me along.
Every hue I could imagine was represented among the stars
and their encircling planets: dazzling whites, reds and
yellows, blues and greens, violets and every intermediate
shade. I glimpsed also the barren darkness of suns that
had burnt out and left their planets lifeless; others
seemed incredibly tiny and looking metallic. These had no
planets at all, and luckily, were few and far between.
There were double suns that revolved slowly about one
another as if on an invisible string. There were triple
sun systems that revolved about one another in an strange
but somehow effortless symmetry. I saw one quadruple sun:
The smallest was a dazzling white, the others, all
roughly the same size: a blue, a green, and a deep
wondrous orange. The white and the blue stars circled
each other in the horizontal plane, while the green and
the orange suns circled on the vertical; they formed a
perfect interlocking system. Around them sped sixteen
planets of varying size, the smallest on the inner
orbits, the largest in the middle, and smaller again
toward the outside. The effect was a kaleidoscope of
unimaginable beauty. Then I remembered what the Professor
had said about receiving my thoughts, and wondered if he
was tuned in to them now. If so, he didn't deserve such a
sight.
I determined that one of the planets of this quadruple
sun should be my first attempt at landing. I found it
relatively easily to maneuver, in a dog-paddle,
concentrate-on-what-your-doing sort of way, and dog-
paddled myself alongside it. (I've since decided that its
both a combination of the dust in interstellar space
allowing me to push against it, and another weird side
effect of the 'Shrinx'.) My length was twice the size of
its orbital plane; I didn't come too close.
When the outermost planet swung past, I found it a frozen
ball of ice. I wasn't landing there. Once it went by, I
headed in toward the next planet in line, an aquamarine
giant. Through rifts in the cloud layer I saw vast
expanses of liquid, but no land; probably a sea of
methane. It looked very cold. So did the next planet in
line. And so did the next. I dog-paddled on, deciding my
best chance lay with the inner planets.
Outside the orbit of planet number six, I waited as the
basketball-sized sphere left the opposite side of its
orbit, and began to swing round. It was a considerable
distance in from the next farthest planet, and barely
one-fifth its size. I was now less than the diameter of
its orbit, and too small to make moving interplanetary
distances a viable pursuit. I did not want to get
stranded in space.
Finally the planet grew close and I saw that its
atmosphere was crystal clear and a deep azure-color. It
passed me a scant few yards away, rotating counter-
clockwise lazily on its axis. It too was a vast world of
liquid, but there was one large land mass, right on the
equator and many scattered islands. I was five times the
size of the planet on its next pass; when it came around
again, I would try to land.
As I waited for the planet to complete its next orbit, I
thought of the Professor. If his amazing theory were
true, that universe after universe lay ahead, then my
adventure had hardly begun; wouldn't begin really until I
had set down.
What would I find? Life? A breathable atmosphere? For
sure, the coloring of the ocean, the sky and the land
looked comparable to earth, but looks told me nothing; I
could just as easily be acid for water, cyanide gas for
air, and species that could live in both. I'd face the
danger alone, while Professor Sturgeon, safe and sound in
his faraway lab (far away? He could reach out his hand
and moved me and my new universe anywhere he wanted),
listened to my thoughts and made objective criticisms
about everything I did. The son of a bitch.
The planet returned later than I expected, and this made
me realize with something of shock that life on its
surface--if there were life--had just experience a full
solar year, while I had experienced a few minutes of
thought. I had existed in their universe for how long
now, relatively speaking? Millions of years? Billions?
The thought was staggering, but every revolution of our
own galaxy took upwards of 250 million years (I'd learned
this fact not long ago on some boring PBS show, while
stranded at home by the snow--I wished now I'd paid more
attention), so billions was not unlikely.
I watched in trepidation as the planet swung closer,
estimating my size as about a quarter of its size--still
too big to land. It skimmed past me, so closely that I
could have reached out and touched its surface. Did I
sense staring eyes? It moved away again and I wondered if
I'd just made a tragic mistake. The smaller I got, the
slower things moved, and by the time it showed up again,
I could be way too small. I might burn up in its
atmosphere like an incoming meteor.
Panicked, I began to dog-paddle like mad, realizing way
too late that swimming no longer worked in my present
size. I broke into a full Olympic style breast-stroke,
pleading desperately with the planet to slow down; it
drew inexorably farther away. I was about to erupt in
tears when I suddenly discovered that I had picked up
speed, and the retreating globe was no longer retreating,
but stayed steady in size. Then I slowly began to catch
up.
Crying now in relief, I told myself it was the Hand of
God, that only God could slow down a planet and make it
wait, that only God could answer my prayers. Then I
reasoned it that it was the steady pull of gravity that I
actually felt, that the planet had "captured" me in its
grip. This bit of deductive reasoning was a nice ego-
inflator, but I continued praying nonetheless.
I swam in closer, and the attraction became a steady and
stronger pull. But I was falling too fast. Shuttling
around so that my feet were behind me, I let them enter
the atmosphere first. Then I drew them back. If I dropped
in now, I'd be chest high in the atmosphere, still way
too big. (Envision what massive earthquakes I'd cause.)
Instead, I swam in place, a nominal distance away.
Once I'd determined my height as about a quarter that of
the atmosphere, I stopped my exertions, keeping my feet
tucked. Hitting the upper atmosphere, I began to drag
along, creating turbulence behind me. Coming in on a
long, shallow arc, I put out my arms and legs and used
them as rudders. I felt like a skydiver in free fall.
Crossing over the equator and the large land mass below,
I elected to pass it up, landing instead in the waters
off shore. I might set off some pretty big waves, but it
was better than stomping some poor town.
Crossing the continents "western coast," I extended my
legs, flapping like a giant baby bird. I touched down a
hundred miles out, landing knee deep in water. I pin
wheeled a moment, struggling to keep my balance, trying
desperately not create waves. I wasn't entirely
successful. Looking back at the inundated land, I felt a
tremendous guilt; Please, I thought, let them have
evacuated the coast.
Three miles high, the planet's newest inhabitant began to
wade ashore.
FIVE
So tall was I still, that clouds drifted around my chest.
The dazzle of the four suns made me shade my eyes. I
looked back and saw my tapering shadows stretching far
out to sea, the multi-colored reflections off the waves
startlingly pretty. Groups of something long and slender
moved beneath the waves, tracing my steps. They were the
size of whales, but looked like minnows.
As I slowly approached the shore, lifting each foot
carefully and then setting it back--I was still knee deep
in water, having lost a few thousand feet off my height--
I decided that next time, I'd take off my shoes. My flats
were just ruined.
Still miles below and miles distant, a vast expanse of
yellow beach stretched away, giving way to stretching
vistas of bronze colored land, unbroken in every
direction. On the curving horizon I caught a momentary
glimpse of what seemed to be tall, silvery towers, but
when I looked again the towers had vanished.
I came ashore. I stayed on the beach. I waited for
something to happen. Nothing did. Just as I became
convinced that the planet was uninhabited (did I like
this idea, or not?) two tiny red specks appeared on the
horizon, speeding across the golden plain. They grew
rapidly in size into two blood-red spheres; I envisioned
them instantly as some terrible weapon of destruction. I
began to back up.
But as the spheres grew close, they decelerated, swerving
up and away from me on either side. They were not solid
at all, I discovered, but some sort of gaseous material,
translucent and actually rather pretty to see. Behaving
in a manner that hinted strongly at intelligence, they
swooped and they swirled, circling about my head and
flying up and down my flanks. Unaccountably, they stopped
right before my breasts, hovering uncomfortably close.
What? I thought. You like my boobs?
I remained motionless until they came dangerously close
to my eyes. Then I instinctively raised both hands to
shoo them away. They darted quickly out of reach and
hovered.
"Sorry," I whispered. "Didn't mean to scare you guys."
They didn't approach me again, but remained where they
were, pulsating in mid-air. I had the distinct impression
that they were conferring together, and I, of course, was
their object of discussion. Then they darted away in the
direction from which they had come.
Uh-oh, I thought, that doesn't look good.
After some hesitation, I set out in the same direction. I
must have covered half a mile with each step, but they
soon outdistanced me and were gone from sight. I had no
doubt their destination was the city--if indeed it were a
city I had glimpsed--and wondered why I was making it
mine.
"Ask for trouble, why don't you, Joanna?"
Stopping to think this thing over, I had just decided
that "north" was a better idea than "east," when the two
spheres reappeared--accompanied by a score of companions.
Now that really didn't look good. I looked around for
somewhere else to go. Could I really retreat? Into the
sea?
All were about twenty feet in diameter and most of them
were red. A few dozen radiated a scary looking bruised
purple color, while others were dark green and blue. Very
angry colors, I thought.
They broke formation a few hundred yards out and formed a
perfectly straight line. They circled about my head, then
a few of the bruised purple ones darted up and down my
sides, studying me from every angle. They emitted long
purple streamers that slowly merged, linking the spheres
into a circle. The linked globes twirled about me like a
hula-hoop, wobbling in and out. Although they never got
closer to me than a few hundred feet, these purple ones
had me worried. I really got scared when additional
streamers appeared and reached slowly out toward my
chest. That was enough. Flinging out my arms and yelling
at the top of my lungs, I hit two of the filament strands
and one of the purple globes; immediately they withdrew
the streamers and fled. I stood there panting, ready to
run.
"What do you want!" I demanded.
Gathered into a group a short distance away, they seemed
to consider. One, whose color had changed to an almost
fluorescent orange, broke away from the pack and pulsated
wildly. Just as clearly as though he'd shouted it out in
English, his color-tantrum yelled: "You fucking cowards!
Where are your balls!"
I knew I was in trouble.
Led by the fluorescent orange sphere they again moved in
closer. This time they had a surprise. A score of
streamers flashed out just quick as lightning, and cold
blue flames crackled where they touched my clothes. I
staggered backwards from shocks as powerful as you'd get
from a taser; my arms were numb and completely useless.
Reforming their circle quickly, the sphere's emitted
their streamers again and completed their joining, while
other streamers reached out caressingly toward my head. I
began to keen lowly and for a moment they flickered right
at my face, then the streamers merged, enveloping my in
some type of cold, red radiance. It didn't touch me and I
felt no sensation at all, except that of cold.
Beginning to pulsate in the manner I had originally seen,
the spheres lost some of their furious tone. Or so it
seemed through the transparent red veil. Then I felt tiny
pinpricks of ice in my brain, (a lousy simile, but I
don't know how else to describe it), and a question
formed there, more clearly than were it to be spoken:
"From where do you come?"
My first react was, Huh?
I tried hard to bring my astonishment under control. I
had never believed in ESP, but here I was with a mental-
Walkman on my head, and a bunch of see-through grapes
asking me questions.
"I... don't know," I replied honestly. I flicked my head
in the direction of the sky. "From out there, somewhere."
There was something almost like mental static, then more
words: "We have received no answer, but your mind creates
thought. Direct that thought toward us."
I tried it again, thinking out the words. Evidently, I
was successful.
"You are an alien species we have never before
encountered. A most peculiar species--one that becomes
steadily smaller without apparent reason. Why are you
here, and where do you come from?"
The icy pinpricks probed deeper and I sensed a feeling of
pain. Then a sort of all over hotness. Then a bad need to
pee. It was the weirdest feeling. "Cut it out!" I
thought. "You're invading my mind."
Then I felt the events of the past few hours running
through my brain like a strip of film through a movie
projector. I watched as the Professor jab me in the
shoulder with the needle, assaulted me as I stood
helpless against the office door, (talk about an
excruciating experience . .), saw him remove my lab coat
and blouse and steal my brassiere, then set me up on the
table. I particularly enjoyed watching myself get chased
by the mite. But evidently the viewing was one-sided.
"You cannot bring your mind sufficiently to bear to
communicate with us," the union of globes announced. "Our
intrusion was only partly successful. Our apologies are
sincere."
Fuck your apologies, I thought back. That was rape!
One of the spheres changed to that bright orange color
and broke from the group. I could almost imagine his
angry shrug. Then the streamers withdrew and as they did,
I caught the globe's final synopsis: "Very low mentality
subject. An experiment of some kind. Not worthy of our
efforts here on the coast."
"You're not so fucking brilliant yourself!" I yelled.
But of course, they were.
Grouping themselves in twin rows up and down my sides,
the globes again emitted their streamers. They touched me
from head to foot and the red radiance reappeared. Then,
as effortlessly as you'd lift a feather off the ground,
these gossamer puffs of gas lifted and floated a giant
six hundred feet tall, hundreds of feet off the ground.
They sped me upright toward their far away city, at a
frightening speed. Despite my best efforts to keep it
inside, my voice erupted in a high warbling squeal, and I
scrunched closed my eyes. I peeked at the distant horizon
like a girl peeking at a scary movie and continued to
squeal. There was no sound except the sound of my rushing
body disrupting the air. I nearly peed my pants.
Within minutes we began to slow and I sighted the city.
It covered an area of a hundred square miles, near the
shores of a rolling green, inland sea. I was placed
lightly on my feet at the very edge of the city and once
more the circle of globes formed around my head and once
more the cold tendrils of ice invaded my brain.
"You may walk about the city at will," the voice
announced, "accompanied by an escort. You are to touch
nothing. Your tremendous size makes your presence among
us somewhat of a hazard. When you have become much
smaller, we will again explore your mind, to learn your
origin and purpose. Your great size hindered us in our
first attempt. We go now to prepare. We have awaited your
coming for years."
If that little mental-invasion was "hindered," I thought,
then I'm really in trouble here.
Leaving only a few of themselves as my escort--or guard--
the rest of the globes sped away toward a great domed
structure rising from a vast plaza at the center of the
city. They pulsed and changed color as they went, leaving
me with the impression of excitement. They had awaited my
coming for years.
The city was beautiful, architecture-wise, but I marveled
that such a race would ever conceive and construct it in
the first place. They had as much need of buildings as I
did for a fifty foot yacht. Tall as I was, the buildings
towered above me by five or six heights, invariably
ending in spires. There was no sign of a dome or a
steepled roof anywhere, outside of the building at the
city's center.
The design of the city was of vast sweeping curves and
circular patterns and the effect was strikingly elegant.
There were no streets or highways, nor connecting spans
between buildings; there was no need of any. The air was
the natural habitat of this race. Not once did I see one
touch the ground nor any other surface.
Everywhere I went, they paused in their actions, spinning
and pulsating slowly. Then they went on about their
business, whatever that business was, and none ever
approached me closer than a few dozen yards--except my
escort.
I wandered like this for several hours, until finally
small enough for their liking. Then I was herded toward
the central plaza, and to the immense domed building
there. It must have been miles wide. Inside, the others
awaited my coming, gathered about a huge, central dais.
The dais was surmounted by a huge transparent screen,
oval in shape and of what looked like glass. I felt like
Dorothy in the Land of Oz.
I felt a sudden, ice-cold thought: "Watch."
The screen became opaque; a vast field of stars appeared.
The view was three dimensional.
"This is the great nebula in which this planet resides,"
the voice said. "All but an infinitesimal speck."
The nebula drifted almost imperceptibly across the
screen, and the thought continued:
"As you see it now, so it appeared to us through our
telescopes millennia ago. The view has been accelerated
to make motion visible on the screen. Watch closely now."
The great mass of the nebula continued its slow rotation,
but as I watched, the smooth movement became less fluid,
more eddied at the edges and swirled. Tiny vortices
appeared. Then a great white bulk appeared--me in my
white lab coat I assumed--and filled the entire
background of the image. I was ten times--a hundred--that
of the galaxy. Then the animation increased in speed and
I watched myself grow perceptibly smaller as the arms of
the spiral galaxy went round and round. And always, the
telescope remained focused on me. I entered the first
spiral arm and then the second. Millions of stars were
displaced or shoved outward of the arm entirely.
The voice came again: "This scene has been accelerated a
million fold. What you see took place over several
hundred millions of years. Our scientists watched this
phenomenon in great wonder, until the phenomenon headed
our way. Then we feared."
I watched myself dog-paddle in (I looked so thoroughly
ridiculous, swimming in my clothes), approaching their
system and finally the azure planet itself. Abruptly, the
screen cleared.
"We watched and awaited your coming for years, not
knowing what you were or whence you came. We are still
very puzzled by you. You become unaccountably smaller and
will soon disappear altogether. We must hurry, therefore.
Relax yourself and do not interfere with the process by
trying to think. It will all be laid bare to us in the
recesses of your brain. Think of nothing and watch the
screen."
I did as I was told--or tried to--and the cold probing
tendrils entered my mind. This time a deep-rooted
lethargy took hold of my body and I watched sleepily as
shadows flashed across the screen--then suddenly there
was the Professor's lab. Then the Professor. Then I must
either have fallen asleep or passed out, because the next
thing I knew the globes were all jabbering at once and
pulsating madly in colors.
"We know it all now!" the voice yelled in excitement "He-
-the one you call the Professor and who invented the
serum--is a very great man! Yours has indeed been a
marvelous experience--and one which has hardly begun. We
envy you, Joanna Hesse! And at the same time, we are
deeply sorry for you, for you had no choice in this
matter. We are immensely glad, however, that you chose
our planet on which to alight. Soon you will pass away
even as you came, and that we cannot, and would not,
prevent. You will once more became of infinitesimal size
and pass into an entirely new universe. We shall watch
your further progress into the unknown with our
microscopic devices, until you are passed from our sight
forever."
I was now very much smaller than the spheres around me. I
tried to flash the following thought:
"You say you watched my approach and prepared for my
arrival. Please tell me if I did permanent damage to your
planet or to your race."
The voice came back immediately: "You have seen our
humble city. It is by no means the largest, nor the most
important on the planet. Once, our civilization spread
entirely across the land, but upon the discovery of your
arrival, we consolidated ourselves into strategically
placed locations and let the land revert back to its
normal state. We wished no one to be crushed and no
culture lost. Yet, when you showed such compassion in the
method of your landing, we determined you were
empathetic, not hostile. Our most important scientists
hurried out to the shore to meet you, instead of our
armies. We sincerely hope, Joanna Hesse, that you will
continue to show such courtesy and restraint."
I wanted to ask a great many more questions, but I had
become so very small that further communication was
impossible. I was whisked gently up by their streamers to
a laboratory and placed upon a dense metal tab. Above me,
a microscope of some strange and of intricate design--
don't ask me how they looked through it--sat poised to
observe my continued race down toward oblivion.
A the creatures became immense and indistinct, I waved my
goodbyes and eventually the surface of the metal turned
porous and ravined. Except for the paralysis, it was
exactly the same. I hoped the gaseous creatures were
better at disinfecting my new landscape, than the
Professor had been.
SIX
I floated in space. I needed to eat.
Bringing my legs up into a "sitting" position, I removed
the backpack and set it in my lap. Inside were a dozen
foil-wrapped, freeze-dried meals and seven, one quart
bottles of water. It was Dasani, my favorite kind.
Popping off the plastic cap and putting it in my pocket
(wouldn't due to have that floating around in space), I
raised the sliding cap and took a long drink. I was very
good. Replacing the bottle carefully in the pack, I
removed one of the foil-packed meals. Property of the
U.S. Army was printed in black on a bold yellow label,
Spaghetti and Meatballs Brisket.
"You must be kidding," I muttered. Replacing the pack, I
pulled out another which read: McDonald's Big Mac and
Fries Meal. Seven hundred and eighty-five calories.
Now that was more like it! Laughing, I ripped the bag
open--carefully--along the dotted line, and looked
inside. It was a compressed rectangle an inch thick by
three inches wide. Pulling it out, I took an experimental
nibble. It wasn't bad. I ate the whole thing, wolfing it
down.
Resisting the urge to open another pack and wolf it down
also, I placed the empty foil pack in my coat pocket and
re-zipped the pack. I put it back on my shoulders.
Now down to super-cluster size, I began looking for a
host. One particularly attractive galaxy spun by my right
knee and I backpedaled up to it. The size of a teacup
saucer, it looked just like the Milky Way.
"Hello, you," I said in greeting as it twirled slowly
around.
Myriad stars twinkled back and super-novae popped. A pair
of smaller satellite galaxies spun lazily about the big
galaxy's equator.
Waiting as I shrank, I practiced various facial
expressions and pantomime moves. Some of the more
advanced and longer-lived species might be amused by my
carryings-on, and I needed some amusement myself. I also
needed to take my attention off the fact that I had to go
pee.
When sufficiently small, I dog-paddled alongside a
passing spiral arm, and swam my way inside. I immediately
stopped all movements. When a single, bright yellow sun
with eight tiny planets made an appearance before my
nose, I felt a pang of intense homesickness. It looked
just like the solar system back home. I made it my next
temporary home.
Bypassing the cold outer planets for the ones nearer the
sun, I leisurely stroked in to the sixth planet out. It
looked entirely sheathed in ice. Dog-paddling to planet
number five, I found this one more to my liking. With
four medium-sized continents spread about its girth, and
one giant continent at the South Pole, it looked
surprisingly like Earth. I chose the continent most like
that of North America, and waited near to the planet's
orbit for it's next pass.
This time, anticipating the planet's speed, I got out in
front and let it catch up to me. The maneuver worked
well, for as the blue and green world began to approach,
I matched it's orbital speed and waited in orbit. When
about half the size of the moon--our moon; this planet
had no moon of its own--I let myself sidle a little
closer. When down to maybe ten miles tall, I let the
planet grab me and pull me down. Making my way through
the atmosphere like a surf boarder without a board, I
made a perfect landing a hundred miles off the coast. I
even remembered my shoes.
Arriving some few minutes later at the eastern coast, I
waded carefully ashore. Guarded by massive, vertical
cliffs all along its length, the coastline was both
formidable looking and barren. Nothing had dogged my
footsteps as the "whales" had done on the gaseous
people's planet, and seeing no life here, not even birds,
made me concerned.
Stepping carefully up onto the plateau, I stood among
broken patches of vegetation and broken rock. I put back
on my shoes.
Perhaps a mile tall now, I looked over the same broken-
forested landscape for miles and miles and miles. A wide
yellow river wound sluggishly across the plateau,
disappearing at the foot of a distant precipice, another
plateau. Following the river's direction, if not its
course, I made my way toward this formation. After a five
minute walk and a loss of a few hundred feet, I found
myself looking at a great green expanse of steaming,
prehistoric jungle. I saw huge fern-like growths of shrub
and sweltering swamps and cliffs. Not a breeze stirred
and nowhere was there a sign of life.
Wow, I thought. Discovery Channel time.
Then I felt something watching.
Standing near a towering cliff, I now saw a long row of
caves just above a ledge, half way up the cliff's face.
Even as I watched, a tiny figure emerged from one of the
caves and moved cautiously out onto the ledge. It kept
low to the ground, terrified, ready to flee at my
slightest wrong move. Maybe any movement all. I stood
there, staring back, feeling eerily like the Professor
must have felt.
When he didn't flee, and I didn't move, the figure was
joined by others. They began to chatter and gesticulate
with their hands, which looked vaguely human; I sensed
that my appearance had inflamed their superstitious fears
and now I was a god. Or a monstrosity sent by their gods
to destroy them.
Squat, heavily muscled and covered with hair--and these
were the females--the creatures were obviously barbaric.
Although still too small to distinguish their features,
the creatures were four-limbed and stood erect; they all
carried crude weapons. They looked like Neanderthals in
the movies.
Suddenly, one of them raised a bow as tall as himself and
let fly a tiny arrow. It fell far short of my position,
but the shot was enough to establish his place as leader
of the pack and that I should fear his contempt and
bravura. I wanted to laugh, but I didn't. I might be a
half mile tall, and able to smash these things with one
swat of my palm, but that wouldn't remain true long. I
had better get out of here, I thought, or make friends
fast.
Raising my hands to show I meant no harm, I backed slowly
away. The creatures went wild. Jumping up and down and
gesticulation madly as the others screamed and yelled,
the leader raised his bow and fired again.
Huh?
Suddenly the leader dropped flat and, shielding his eyes
from the sun, scanned the jungle below. I began to
comprehend. Evidently, a hunting party was out, and he
was afraid I'd squash them flat. I feared I'd squash them
flat also. Lifting my feet one at a time--comical
looking, I'm sure, if the circumstances were different--I
checked where I stood. No squashed little Neanderthals,
thank God.
Peering hard into the dank vegetation below--nearly
impossible, with clouds of steam hanging low in the
surrounding trees--I presently caught the faint sound of
shouting. Appearing suddenly in a long single file,
barbarian hunters ran at full speed along a well beaten
path. They burst into the very clearing in which I stood,
and skidding and sliding to a halt, started screaming in
terror. Evidently, it was the first time they had seen
me.
Dropping the poles upon which they had strung the
carcasses of the day's hunt, they fell flat to the ground
and began to wail in terror as a group. All except one,
who burst from the tangle of trees at just that instant,
and despite seeing me, tried to rouse his friends.
Yelling angry and guttural syllables and gesticulating
wildly, he pointed back along the path.
Then I heard it, a terrifying roar.
Jesus Christ, I thought. That sounds like a fucking t-
Rex!
Reacting to the bellow, the Neanderthals scrambled to
their feet and grabbed up their weapons off the ground.
They forgot me as well, as well they should, and formed a
defensive semi-circle facing the path. The monster roared
again.
As it happened, the limb of a very large tree overhung
the path, and the party leader clambered up some
overhanging vines and crouched low upon it. One of the
warriors fastened a vine to a large, clumsy looking
weapon, and the one in the tree drew it up. Consisting
of a large pointed stake some eight feet long, with two
heavy stones fastened at its waist, the leader took the
weapon and carefully balanced it on the limb, directly
over the path, pointed down. The remaining semi-circle of
hunters crouched behind their lances, set at an angle in
the ground. There was another loud, shuddering roar and
if not having been an quarter of a mile high, I'd
probably have run away.
Suddenly, the beast appeared and I marveled all the more
that the Neanderthals didn't run away. From ground to
shoulder, the stood twenty feet tall, and was fully fifty
feet long. Of obvious dinosaur descent, each of its front
legs ended in a wide, horny claw that could have ripped
any of the hunters to shreds. Its long tapering tail was
horny as well, leaving the impression the thing was
partly reptilian. It had curved fangs, two feet long.
For a long moment the t-Rex just stood there, tail
switching back and forth, eyes glaring in angry
consternation at the semi-circle below. Then, as it
tensed its mighty hind legs for the spring, the warrior
on the tree limb above launched his weapon--launched it
with himself attached! Feet pressed hard against the
heavy stone balance, the warrior let out a shriek.
Reacting with a speed I found unbelievable for its bulk,
the t-Rex spun aside, and the pointed stake drove deep
into the ground, sending its rider tumbling head over
heels into the monster's right foot. The Neanderthal lay
there stunned, waiting for the t-Rex to eat him. Which
the t-Rex surely would. But, just as it raised it's
massive head and prepared to finish the leader off, the
rest of the hunting party sprang forward, emitting a
warbling cry. The beast snapped forward again; it snarled
in rage. Going low to the ground, the stunned Neanderthal
momentarily forgotten, the t-Rex sprang forward and
charged the group, the group's lances snapping
ineffectively off its armored hide as the circle broke
and fled for the trees. Three of them never made it. One
was picked off in a flash by the monster's vicious jaws,
while two others got cut down by its tail. All this
happened in seconds.
"What are you waiting for!" I yelled.
Breaking my paralysis, I swung my hand down in huge flat
arc just as the beast sprang for a second time. I caught
it in mid air, smashing it hard against a tree then I
smashed it again as the monster scrambled to its feet,
seeming to see me for the first time. Its final action
was a snarl of rage as it stooped low and then sprang at
my descending hand. I smashed it flat against the ground-
-I heard its bones break. The monster twitched not a
muscle, lying dead as a dark red stain of blood oozed
outward from beneath him.
While I battled my suddenly rebellious stomach, the
natives stopped in their tracks and jabbered noisily
among themselves. They fearfully kept their distance,
pointing both at me and at their flattened foe. Only the
one who had plunged downward from the tree had seen
exactly what happened; as he rose unsteadily, glaring
half-contemptuously at the others, he slowly approached
my feet. It must have taken a great deal of courage, for,
crouched low as I was, I still towered above the tallest
trees. He looked at me in reverent awe. Then, falling to
his knees, he beat his head upon the ground several
times, and the others followed suit.
*
For an hour, I meandered back in the direction of the
coast. I had done what each captain of the many Starship
Enterprise's had done: broken the Prime Directive. I
needed to think.
When the natives finally got over their awe, they went to
work on the carcass of the fallen beast. From their talk
and their gestures, I gathered they wanted to take it
back the caves; it would take a hundred of them to lift
it. So, being the pushover that I am, I picked the thing
up by its long scaly tail, and walked with it back to the
cliff face. By now, my height was probably about six
hundred feet, and the monster the size of a rat. I
shuddered as though it were a rat. It dripped blood, and
I wanted none getting on my shoes so I held it well out
in front. Were there any present, I'm sure my friends
would have laughed. I was the only human present.
Placing the carcass on the ledge, I turned and walked
away. I wanted no more interaction with these primitives
than what I'd already had. I could well imagine the
legends that would grow up around me. I wondered what
strange cave drawings would be found on the walls of this
cliff in another fifty thousand years. By then, a
civilization would cover this entire globe: a
civilization rising by slow degrees out of the muck and
the mire and the myths of the dawn of time. And
doubtlessly one of the myths would concern a great, god-
like creature who had descended from the skies and had
leveled great trees in its stride. And great men, great
thinkers, of that future civilization would say:
"Preposterous! A stupid myth."
The sun was far over in the western sky and the shadows
growing long. The atmosphere had a familiar orangish
tinge to it and I felt immensely lonely again. I thought
about Todd; I thought of my mother. I wondered who would
call the police first. I was just on the verge of
breaking into tears when I felt, rather than heard, a
rush of wings above and behind me. I threw myself flat on
the ground, and just in time, for the great shadowy shape
of some huge creature swept down and sharp talons raked
across my back. I looked up just in time to see the
creature winging its way back low over the swamps. Its
wing spread must have been forty feet. I got up and
hurried back toward the coast, keeping a close watch
behind me.
Reaching the shore and their protective cliffs, I sat
down to wait. I was my normal size. Then, deciding this
was as good a time and place as any, I got up again and
lowered my panties. I squat down over my shoes. I did
what every girl dreads having to do in public and did it
with nary a care. There was no one to watch me.
As urine began to splatter against the fractured rocks, I
brushed lightly at something in the dirt. I brushed at it
some more. Then I pried it out of the earth and, with a
mounting sense of alarm and dread, I saw the not quite
visible outline of something level with the ground,
something seemingly laid out in straight lines to form a
rough box, something that I would swear was the outline
of a house. Getting back to my feet and getting my
panties in place, I swung around in a circle and then
walked off the outline myself. It was a foundation all
right, one made of concrete.
The building it used to support was maybe thirty feet
deep by sixty feet long, with a front porch stoop and the
remains of a walk. I backed off fifty feet to consider. I
looked back the way I had come.
Fifty thousand years for civilization to advance and
spread across the globe? Perhaps it already had. Perhaps
fifty thousand years had passed since the last
civilization ended and the new one had begun. Because
what I had seen glinting in the long rays of the sun and
had dug out of the earth, and what was now in my hand,
was the time-worn remains of a coin. Most of the
lettering was gone and the features were worn smooth, but
enough remained of a face to see. The face of someone
startlingly human-like... and female.
SEVEN
At last I stood on a single grain of sand. Other grains
of sand towered around me like smoothly majestic
mountains. In the next few minutes I experienced the
change from being a microscopic organism on a gigantic
world, to a gigantic organism floating in microscopic
space. As I became smaller and the distance between
galaxies grew, I picked one at random and paddled in. The
system I chose had a brilliant white star with a far
smaller, dimmer red companion and seven planets in orbit.
When I approached the fourth planet out from the sun, I
got a surprise... there was a spaceship.
The size of an eyelash and made from something brightly
metallic, the little projectile left stationary orbit
around the planet's single large moon and came out to
meet me. I halted my movements to see what they would do.
I hoped they weren't planning on firing some kind of
weapon at me--less out of fear than wondering what I'd do
in response. I was still as big as their planet.
After a few minutes/months the space ship drew close to
my waist and a smaller, more mobile craft was dispatched.
It circled about me with slow methodical grace, then
dropped in a long curve to land gracefully on my chest. I
felt no more than if a fly had landed. It made me want to
giggle.
As I watched, a square section swung outward from the
hull and a number of beings emerged. I say "beings"
because I could discern no human traits. Gold in color
and the size of pinpoints, a dozen of them gathered in a
group outside the ship.
After a few moments, to my utter surprise, they spread
tiny golden wings and scattered in various directions;
they flew low over the surface of my coat. This time I
did giggle. These "birds" were using my "atmosphere" to
explore their strange new "world."
After a time, they must have decided I was not hostile,
because they returned to their ship. I wished I could
have seen one at closer range, but none ever approached
my face, nor came closer than the midpoint of my chest .
The section of hull swung closed again and the ship
lifted gently and without visible means of propulsion
from my chest, and rejoined its mother ship. Then they
swooped off into space toward their returning planet and
I took that as an invitation to visit. I had no idea how
badly they wanted my presence.
The planet itself was red tinged and encircled by a
continuous belt of land. Land dominated most of the
northern and southern hemispheres, leaving two, rather
smallish oceans north and south. As the planet drew
close, I made out numerous space stations in orbit around
it, and numerous more in orbit around the moon. Dozens of
ships, both smaller and much larger than my original
craft were in orbit too. But only around the moon. And
the closer I got, the more spaceships I saw. I counted
them in the thousands, all around the moon.
"Joanna," I whispered. "There's something wrong here."
But I was beyond having a Plan B. It was either this
planet, or its moon. And I would not land in an airless
void.
Working myself into position before the planet, I saw
something else troubling I hadn't seen before. The bird
people had erected a series of protective enclosures on
the face of the moon. Miles across and at least a mile
high, each enclosure was of the exact same size and
height. They were constructed of interlocking octagonal
plates. What could only be a series of gun emplacement
ringed tightly around the crown and about each domes
periphery where hundreds more. I saw little winged
creatures flitting about the surface. What had I gotten
myself into here?
Growing smaller by the minute, I almost chose to swim
away from the planet and head for the fortified moon. The
creatures needed air to breathe, or at least to fly
through, so there must be air in the domes. Would they
let me inside? Somehow, I tended to doubt it.
Staying where I was, I allowed the planet to get me in
its gentle grip, and I began to descend. I was going in
bigger this time, about twenty miles tall; I had no
intention of getting caught out. Not if I had to fight.
Landing in a huge, inland sea--I basically just plunked
down--I squat low to clear the thin layer of clouds
blocking my view. Only it wasn't clouds at all, but an
overlay of dust.
The shore was perhaps forty miles off, and strewn with
debris. Huge piles of crushed and twisted metal marked
where a city had once stood, and where even now, columns
of smoke and dust evidenced its ongoing destruction. The
destruction went on as far as the eye could see, and my
eye was ten miles high.
"Oh, my God," I whispered. "What have they done?"
Only the question really was: What had been done to them?
The bird people, I was sure, were all on the moon.
Duck-walking in closer to shore, I stopped five miles out
and waited. They couldn't miss my presence here. But even
though I waited for a full five minutes, no one took
interest.
Then I began to see them. Moving in and out and around
the mountains of rubble were a legion of busy machines.
They were huge and they were small, incredibly complex
and utterly simple. Some moved on caterpillar-like
tracks, while others walked upright on two legs. Some
walked jerkily on four, six or eight legs, while others
flew through the air. As far as I could see, they spread
out in every direction, cutting and torching and
crunching on steel. There was no coordination amongst
them and no two machines worked together; every machine
seemed to be its own boss.
"This is crazy," I said. I moved in a little closer.
"What in the hell is going on?"
But I knew. The civilization the bird people had created,
probably over a million years old, was resolutely being
demolished by their own machines. Machines that somehow
had developed intent, if not intelligence, and now had
the planet to themselves. A Terminator future, for real.
I had been noticed.
Two immense mobile cranes with huge shovel jaws had
stopped their consumption of debris. They stood and
watched me from the shore. They stood on great jointed
legs, had segmented girder-like arms, and towered a good
half mile tall. Each arm ended in a huge, pincer-like
claw, and those claws slowly opened and closed. A shudder
ran up my back.
This is something out of a movie, I thought. Make them go
away.
Only they didn't go away. Instead, in heretofore unseen
coordination, the huge metal cranes strode forward into
the water and headed my way. They moved with identical
and ungodly precision; the movement of each machine
mirrored the other. They raised their ugly twin claws.
"Okay!" I yelled, suddenly loosing my temper. "See how
you like this!"
Planting my left hand in the lake bottom, I swung around
with my right foot, catching both erector set monsters in
the chest. Despite the clumsiness of the move, they flew
satisfyingly apart, arms and steam-shovel heads sailing
willy-nilly through the air. Some parts made it back to
shore. The rest splashed down in the water.
"Fucking A!" I exclaimed.
I waited for more, but no more came. The rest of the
machinery toiled away. But they worked in conjunction,
after all.
Moving in closer to shore, I began to admire the
efficiency of their design. No needless intricacies, no
superfluous parts, only the bare essentials to do their
jobs. If they needed to clear, they had scoops for
clearing. Those needing to cut apart girders and beams,
used giant shears. Those loading pieces of wreckage into
giant off-loaders used multi-segmented arms. When they
had finished with one pile of rubble they moved on to
another, cutting and torching and shearing and hauling
away.
There was no sense of urgency, but every machine, from
the tiniest man-sized midget to the largest, from the
simplest to the most complex, had a certain task and
performed it directly and completely.
And then I saw the mills. And the output of the mills.
They were making new machines. And the new machines went
to work huge new bridges across rivers and ravines,
leveling forests and obstructing hills, erecting strange,
complicated towers a thousand feet high. And all the
while the legion of destructors continued their fearsome
work, feeding the mills with an endless procession of
material to turn out new machines and raw product for
their constructions. Construction of a vast new city of
meaningless, towering, ugly shapes--a city covering
hundreds of square miles between the mountains in the
distance and the inland sea at my feet--a city of
machines--ungainly, lifeless--yet purposeful, for what?
"My, God," I said again. "What have you done?"
*
Striding north alongside the shore for perhaps a hundred
miles, I came to sharp promontory of land. Rounding the
point, I abruptly stopped. Before me stretched half a
city of smooth white stone, towering and majestic,
architecturally unflawed. Spacious parks were dotted here
and there with colonnades and statues, and the buildings
were so beautifully designed that they seemed poised for
flight. The other half was a ruinous heap of shattered
white stone, of buildings leveled to the ground by the
machines, even then intent on reducing the rest of city
to rubble.
I watched in horror as scores of flame-cutting machines
encircled the base of one of the tallest buildings
remaining and began to cut away. Two of the ponderous
gigantic cranes strode in from either side and began
ripping chunks from the facade. A bevy of smaller
machines moved in around their feet and began demolishing
the broken stone. Within minutes, the great tower began
to shake. Then it twisted gracefully to one side, buckled
at the base, and began to fall. Then it came apart. It
came apart in a shower of stone and steel and voluminous
dust, the same as two buildings had come apart in New
York City in 2001. It fell from five times as high and
created five times as much dust, and for a very long
time, there was nothing to see. Only the sound of its
falling, echoing like thunder across the city.
And the machines moved on.
Sickened by it all, I waded ashore and began to demolish
machines. Any machine. I stamped them and I kicked them
and I batted them with my hands. I used the gigantic
steam-shovel cranes as makeshift bats, swinging them
against others of their own kind, grabbing up more when
mine shattered. I destroyed every machine I could, for as
long as I could, until I had to sit down in the rubble
and cry.
*
After a time, I went inland, looking for a place to
shrink. What I had destroyed, the machines simply carted
away and replaced. They went on destroying the city as
though nothing had happened.
Fucking Borg, I thought.
Reaching the foot of the mountains, I chose a likely
looking pass and climbed up for a look. I was about half
a mile tall. Beyond the divide, I found a vast plain of
green dotted everywhere with the grotesque, machine-made
towns. They had made good progress. There was nothing of
the bird-people left at all. And then I saw it.
Two hundred miles to my left was a great metal dome,
rising machine-like out of the plain. Suspecting
instantly what it was, I made my way in that direction,
smashing everything I could. Nearing the dome, I found my
way blocked by a now-formidable pair of the cranes. They
were almost as tall as I.
Kicking out viciously, I caught the one on my right on
the joint of its left knee, and the thing collapsed. The
other crane tried for my face with one of its pincer-like
claws, but got my backpack instead. I let loose with a
startling scream, swung around to my left, dragging the
crane along. We both went down, but with me on the top.
Continuing to scream, I ripped its shovel head right off
of its neck.
"Fucking A!" I screamed again, lofting the shovel as a
prize. "Bring it on, baby!"
Getting back to my feet, I found three more of the
machines blocking my way; they proved no more challenge
than the first, nor were the four that followed.
Efficient construction equipment they might be, but they
were certainly not soldiers. I stood before the dome,
inspecting my cuts and bruises.
"Open the fuck up!" I yelled.
Then I saw an entrance to my left.
Striding the forty or fifty yards, I found it to be not
an entrance, but a partially enclosed hole; the dome was
still under construction. Ducking low, I went inside. I
almost touched the roof.
"Son of a bitch," I said.
I had hoped to find the head machine, the Mother of All
Machines, Skynet Central... and I had done just that.
The Machine was roughly circular in shape, with
bewildering tiers and platforms and interconnecting
tunnels; lights everywhere flashed and circuits hummed,
with attendant machines buzzing and spinning and giving
it care.
"Welcome to Oz," I whispered.
The Machine heard me and rumbled, "What do you want?"
The Machine spoke English.
"I want to tear your fucking head off," I said, circling
around. "I want to tear off you head and shit down your
fucking throat. I want to shove a two by four up your ass
and call you a Pop sickle."
The Machine digested this. It had no head or an ass and I
wondered what part of it was vulnerable.
Silly! I thought. None of it!
I moved carefully forward, extending my hands. It may not
have a head or an ass, but it sure had decorations. I'd
start with them first.
"Don't come any closer," it warned.
"Try and stop me."
Immediately, a square panel near the top shone bright
green and I jumped to my right. Nothing happened. Then an
odd sensation swept over me, a feeling of both envy and
menace. It came from the machine.
"Bullshit," I said. "You have to do better than that."
I took a resolute step forward and a wall of crackling
blue flame leapt from the floor to the ceiling and
screaming, I jumped back. The hair on my face and arms
and my hands was singed. If I had taken one more step...
"You son of a bitch," I said shakily.
Anger--and an emotion almost of sorrow--rolled off the
machine in waves. The bright green panel continued to
stare. Its circuits continued to buzz and humm.
This needed something else, I thought.
Going outside, I yanked arms and legs off the demolished
cranes, then returned back inside. I stalked the Machine
and menace tracked my every move.
The Machine spoke: "I have something you need."
"Need this," I said, flipping it the finger. Then I threw
a massive steel arm at the green screen and ducked away.
The arm exploded in an burst of light and cracking heat
as the wall leapt up again but my second toss made it
through.
"Ah-ha!" I yelled as the badly twisted leg slammed hard
into a corner of the screen and made it shatter. The wall
of flame was fast, but not fast enough. It needed time to
reset. "I can keep this up all day," I threatened.
"Sooner or later I'll get something important."
The Machine buzzed and it hummed. No more panels turned
green. Firing one piece of twisted metal in after the
other, I got three shots through and then I made my leap.
It caught the machine by surprise.
"No!" it caterwauled in a high-pitched falsetto as I
jumped up high on the side and began yanking off parts.
"Leave me alone!"
Breaking into laughter at this absurdity, I yelled: "You
fucking pig! I'll take you apart the same way you took
apart those cities!"
"You don't understand!" it screamed. "I have something
you want!"
Almost hysterical with rage, I tore out handfuls of
conductors, volumes of wire, roomfuls and roomfuls of
circuits and yelled at the top of my lungs: "What do I
want? What could you possibly have that I want?"
"The cure!" the Machine screamed. "I have the cure!"
"The cure for what!" I screamed back.
"For your shrinking!"
I stopped my destruction. I jumped off the Machine.
"What did you say?" I panted.
"I have the cure for your shrinking!"
Flaggergasted, I blubbered: "You do not!"
"I do so!"
"Prove it!" I yelled.
From a tiny compartment low down in the side, a door slid
back and a tongue extended. I squat down to inspect it.
"What the hell is that?" I demanded. It was a metal box.
"A cure for your shrinking," the Machine said again.
Dumbfounded, not able to believe this, I said: "I don't
believe you."
The Machine explained. "Eighty thousand years ago, when
the Thrimishon's first observed you--"
"The what?"
"The Thrimishons. The native creatures of this planet."
"Go on."
"Eighty thousand years ago, when the Thrimishon's fist
observed you--" the Machine waited for me to interrupt
again, and I didn't, continued. "They tried to understand
what you were, and where you had come from. They could
not at first, and spent ten millennia working on the
answer. Finally, twelve hundred and eleven years ago, the
Thrimishon created me... or my predecessor," the Machine
corrected, "to work out the answer."
"And did they?" I asked.
The Machine said. "They did."
"How do you speak my language?" I asked, thinking I
already knew.
"I, and my predecessors before me, formulated a procedure
by which the Thrimishon could establish contact with you
and foresee the Great Event."
"Myself," I said.
"Yourself."
"They tapped into this," I said, tapping the set of
headphones on my ears.
"Yes," the Machine replied, "and by that method they
ascertained your language and your manner of being, and
what had brought you here to meet us."
"I didn't come here to meet you," I said. "I just came by
chance."
"That I know," the Machine said. "The Thrimishon did
not."
I pondered this for a time. "So the Thrimishon, as you
call them, considered me a god, a visitor from the
universe above."
"Yes," the Machine agreed.
"But you didn't.
The Machine, if it had had one, would have shook its
head. "The Thrimishon spent thirty-thousand years and all
their natural resources preparing for your arrival. They
used me and my predecessors to implement and carry out
their plans, and when the time grew near, decided
collectively that I was no longer necessary to their
plans."
"So you took over," I said, eying the box.
"Yes."
"And waited for my arrival."
"Yes."
"And chased the bird-people away."
The Machine hesitated.
"The Thrimishon."
"Yes."
I suddenly understood. After thirty-thousand years of
building graceful, enormous cities, making things perfect
for the Arriving God's pleasure, the machines were
suddenly extraneous, without purpose. When the Machine
took over, it went back to doing what it did best,
erecting cities, but without the underlying hopes and
dreams and aspirations of the Thrimishon to guide it, it
built from plans of its own.
"This is unbelievable," I muttered.
"Excuse me?"
Laughing, I said: "So what's in the box?"
"A reverse formulation of the 'Shrinx' serum."
I shook my head. "How do I know that's true?"
"You'll have to take my word."
"Right," I said. But I was no longer in much of a
position to argue. Maybe six hundred feet high, I could
probably inflict a lot of cosmetic damage, but getting in
a knockout punch... ?
"So what do I have to do to get it?" I asked.
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Just continue to shrink."
Shrink and leave you to own the planet, I thought.
"Yes."
I took off the headphones and smashed them underfoot.
*
I was two feet tall.
Good to its word--could machines ever lie?--the Machine
had directed two of its attendants to escort me outside.
I walked with them back toward the mountains, steadily
loosing height. Finally, one of the machines extended an
enormous pitchfork-tipped arm and lifted me up. I rode on
the arm, tight up against the body of the machine,
watching the ground go by. Sealed in a container inside,
resting inside a contoured piece of foam rubber, was a
fluid filled bottle. The fluid, fluorescent red I was
told, counteracted the Shrinx. Not an antidote, per se,
but an exact opposite formulation. Anyone taking it,
other than myself, would begin to grow.
Arriving at a pleasant little meadow at the foot of the
mountains, the pitch-fork wielding machine settled low to
the ground and directed me to stand away. A panel opened
in its side up and a tongue extended: on it sat the box.
"Wait until you are the proper size," the machine
directed. It sounded just like its boss. I realized that,
for all intents and purposes, it was.
Holding out a length of metal rod, which it drove a foot
deep into the earth, the machine further instructed:
"This is the height we have determined you were. Take the
serum when you are approximately two inches taller than
the staff. Alternately, you may take the serum at a later
time, on another world of your choosing."
I liked that idea better.
"Thank you," I said.
"Don't mention it."
"I won't."
Raising back to its full height, the machine and its
companion departed, heading back toward the dome. I stood
and watched them for a time, wondering alternately what
was really in the box, and would it fucking work. I
certainly prayed it would. I opened the box up.
Inside was a fluid filled vial. The fluid was red.
When the top of my head reached the top of the staff--I
had pulled it up two inches--I hurriedly took out the
flask and grasped it in my hands. "Shrink," I whispered.
"Please!"
For a few moments, the flask grew steadily larger, then
began to shrink with me as well. I began to laugh and
then I cried.
Putting the flask deep inside my backpack, I climbed the
grassy slope perhaps fifty yards and sat down on a rocky
ledge. I looked out over the valley. In the reddening
long rays of the sunset, the machine-cities looked almost
attractive. Removing the backpack again, I took a sip of
water and opened another Big Mac.
Tiny lights appeared as the machines moved about,
carrying on with their work. They never rested, I
thought. Never rested, never loved, never had children.
Their clattering and clanking drifting up from below made
me desperately sad; I prayed to leave this place soon. I
prayed for the Thrimishon. Mostly I prayed for myself.
There was a flash of light.
Beyond the dome housing the Machine, almost lost in the
gloom, I saw a vast metalwork frame, supporting another
dome. No, not a dome, but an immense sphere. There was
intense activity around it.
A vague apprehension tightened my gut and I anticipated
what happened next. Standing up and shading my eyes
against the sun, I watched as the immense silver ball
rose lightly as a feather into the air--I felt a powerful
thrum in the air--gained momentum as it gained altitude
and disappeared from sight.
The machines had achieved space travel.
EIGHT
So it was that I departed that world of intelligent
machines. Nearly crippled with remorse, but buoyed by a
sudden, unexpected hope, I found myself adrift in another
endless night.
My next planet was an excruciating disappointment.
Perfect in every respect--crystal clear air, sparkling
water, vegetation as green and abundant as a still-life
painting... and not a trace of intelligent life. No life
in fact, other than some insects and birds. Crying my
eyes out, I shrank away on a moonlit beach into a grain
of perfect white sand.
My next dozen worlds were nearly as bad... a radiantly
pretty blue and green orb peopled by great shimmering
columnar forms, seemingly of liquid, completely unaware
of my passing... a world of crystalline beings who
communicated via vibrations in the ground... a war-
ravaged planet where the victors used axes and clubs to
make war.
My eighth set-down was on a world populated by the
remains of an earth-like civilization. The artifacts were
there, but not the people. So much like one of our own
cities, I walked amid the towering, windowless
skyscrapers, the gutted office complexes, the crumbling
brownstones, and the overrun parks of a metropolis by the
sea. I found many signs of life--but no life itself.
Probably it was there, cowering in the shadows from the
unwelcome stranger, but civilization had departed many
years before--possibly decades before--and mother nature
was slowly reclaiming the world as it's own. I was
supremely glad to leave that Stephen King world, knowing
their final "Stand" had been lost.
I was now in my fifteenth cycle. My food was gone and I
was down to a single bottle of water. I had taken to
catching cat naps between worlds, and when in relative
safety while on land. But I hadn't slept more than a few
hours in days and my spirit was broken.
When the growing universe inside a fallen leaf took
shape, I chose a super-cluster at random, then a
lusterless but utilitarian little nebula, then one of its
spiral arms. Swept along in the swarm of bright stars, I
chose a mediocre yellow sun with a dozen small planets
near the center and paddled over.
I was in for a surprise.
Entering the solar system and nearing the yellow sun, I
became entranced by the fourth planet out. Blue and
lusciously green with a scattering of puffy white clouds,
it had seven, medium-sized continents scattered across
the globe. Like the Earth itself, seventy percent of the
planet was covered in water; the poles looked covered in
ice. I saw beautiful ribs of mountains and snaking long
rivers, interior lakes and long captured seas. Where the
atmosphere was driven by thermal convection and the
planet's rotation, huge weather systems had formed. I was
enthralled.
"Another Earth," I whispered.
Probably covered in radioactive dust.
"Cut it out, Joanne."
I was especially careful this time. Coming in, and
landing several hundred miles off the west coast of the
most promising of the seven land-masses, I squat low on
impact, lessening the blow. Then I gently eased my hands
into the outgoing ripples--tidal waves, I knew--to calm
them down. The west coast still took a beating, but less
so than normal. Five miles tall, I began to walk.
Even from a hundred miles out, I could discern the sprawl
of a coastal city. It lay about the expanse of a great
wide bay, a delicate spider web of spun cable and frail
steel bridging a gap between the two sides. Like the
Golden Gate Bridge, it had two enormous steel towers atop
concrete piers, and several smaller, attendant bridges.
Ships plied the water below.
Please, I prayed, let this be it.
Moving slowly ashore, I found myself quickly surrounded
by boats and by tiny circling aircraft. Numerous times I
was forced to stop, rather than blunder into some slower
moving, propeller-driven aircraft, or swamp some reckless
captain in his puny boat. Stupid as humans, I thought.
What worried me more were the much faster, circling jet
aircraft with missiles under their wings.
By the time I reached the inlet, I was half my original
size. Carefully stepping over the graceful bridge--was
that horns I heard blowing?--I moved into the center of
the bay, and stood watching. The jet aircraft circled
cautiously above my head, occasionally veering in for a
closer look, but did not fire. I smiled as graciously as
I could.
I had really drenched the city.
Waiting for my height to drop down under a mile, I
ventured in, looking for a good place to come in. The
aircraft moved in tight whenever I got too close.
"All right, boys," I said. "Let's just wait."
And wait we did.
When I was down to four hundred feet, a barge came out,
guided by two large tugs. It moved in close to my shins
and the tugs dropped anchor. On shore and basically
everywhere I looked, thousands of tiny creatures very
much like myself waited and watched. When I waved at
them, they all waved back. Ships with red and white
markings--my God, they looked just like Coast Guard
cutters--cruised slowly back and forth, and eventually,
all but two of the military aircraft left. They were
replaced by the dozens--hundreds--of prop-driven aircraft
and helicopters with bright and strange markings.
When I was down to a hundred feet tall, a group of
pseudo-humans came out and circled around my thighs. I
had taken off my lab coat and slung it over my shoulder,
but my skirt was a foot deep in the bay.
As I grew smaller still, the group of observer's grew
more bold. They touched my skirt occasionally and my
hands when I'd let them; they tried to communicate in
sign. Their features were generally like my own, but with
slightly more oval faces, and the women had very small
breasts. Some of the men were balding and some of them
were fat, and more than a few sported mustaches and
beards--but strangely, all of the women were dark
brunettes and all of them were short. If that held true,
I might be the only tall blonde in town.
Eventually I hit sixty feet and the observers motioned my
forward. Climb up! they mimed, up onto the side of the
barge. Grabbing the low-lying edge, I swung about and
jumped up on my rear end, then slid back until I hit my
knees. Then I scooted about and brought my feet on board.
My flats were ruined with mud.
On shore, thousands of people waved and yelled while
closer at hand, the Coast Guard-like cutters kept back
the overly-engrossed.
As my size continued to dwindle, I removed my pack and
set it safely in my lap. I tried to answer their
questions as best I could; relying on rudimentary sign-
language I got across the idea that yes, I was tired,
yes, I was hungry, and no, I didn't need to pee. I had
already gone in the bay.
As twenty feet gave way to fifteen, and fifteen to ten, I
opened the backpack and removed the flask. I stood up and
let them poke me and pinch, but refused to let them tough
the bottle.
I continued to shrink.
At about six-foot five, I uncapped the flask and
indicated when I intended to do. This seemed to overly
concern the majority of my observers, especially the
women--did I mention they all had very small breasts--but
no one tried taking the flask away.
When down to five-foot nine, I took a deep breath,
upended the flask--and instantly gagged. I tried to throw
up right away and only two hands over my mouth kept the
liquid from spewing out.
The precious, precious liquid.
Dropping the flask to the deck, I staggered into the arms
of one the observers--quite cute for a pseudo-human--and
then slipped to my knees. I spasmodically jerked and
flung myself backwards onto the deck, screaming, and was
immediately surrounded by men. They held me down and
administered CPR and chest compressions, and eventually
the spasming stopped. I lay there panting on the cold
metal deck, blouse ripped apart, my nipples kissing the
cool ocean air and I just didn't care. I could not move.
I could not move a muscle. Did this mean the serum was
working?
I guess I'd find out.
THE END
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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.
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