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Archive name: woman.txt (humor)
Authors name: Anonymous Author
Story title : Geography

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (humor)
By Anonymous Author

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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half 
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile 
deltas.
  
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed 
and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
  
Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed 
and convinced of her own worth.
  
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; gently aging 
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
  
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war - 
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction may be 
necessary.
  
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide with 
borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people 
away.
  
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a 
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
  
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows 
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
  
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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