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Archive name: corpus.txt (MF, cons, work)
Authors name: The Foxbat (the_foxbat@hotmail.com)
Story title : Corporate Corpus

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Corporate Corpus (MF, cons, work)
By The Foxbat (the_foxbat@hotmail.com) 

***

Disclaimer: The characters in this story are completely 
fictional, and bear no intended resemblance to 
characters in real life. This story contains graphic 
sex, in some cases non-consensual, and should not be 
read if such stories are illegal in your state, or if 
you are a minor.


There are endless movies about end of the year parties, 
summer loving, and the like. The problem has always been 
though, for me at least, that they were movies. I don't 
give a damn if the protagonist, who I'm sure is a really 
nice guy on the inside, gets a piece of the hot chick or 
not because its not me. Summer has always been 
associated with frustration in my mind, not with 
wonderful romances.

I'd basically given up on my social life during the 
summer, and had gotten a job, which occupied most of my 
time working in a IT department of a large corporation. 
It's the kind of place where entire departments exist 
for the sole purpose of "supporting" other departments, 
and if the external customers dropped off the face of 
the planet tomorrow, it would probably take a month for 
the realization to penetrate the depths of the company, 
so busy are the departments making money off each other 
and supporting each other. I sometimes wondered if any 
product was in fact being made.

At any rate, my job mostly consisted of following my 
boss (who was referred to behind his back as "asshole") 
around and doing a small portion of the Herculean tasks 
he assigned to me without thought as to how I would 
accomplish them or if they were even possible. Asshole 
was utterly oblivious to any results I produced, largely 
because having results meant I had to tell him, and if I 
was telling him, he couldn't be telling me, which is 
what he seemed to thrive on. 

Under normal circumstances, I would follow Asshole 
around, wish I was somewhere else, retire to my small 
office which had doubtlessly started its life as a 
broom-closet, do a little work to appease my conscience, 
and then wish I was somewhere else for the rest of the 
day.

The only break from this hell was lunch, where I got the 
wonderful respite of sitting by myself and choking down 
nasty cafeteria food, wishing I was back at my desk so I 
could wish I were back in the cafeteria again.

It was only the pay I was earning, probably the result 
of some accounting snafu deep in the bowels of the 
company that kept me around. That and the fact I really 
had nothing better to do.

This all changed however, and it started in the least 
likely of places.

I think Asshole believed that the more documents he had 
copied, the more important he must be. A good chunk of 
my time was thus spent at the copy machine, watching it 
turn out reams of black and white versions of the shit 
that Asshole periodically excreted. At first, my luck 
seemed to have gone to hell like everything else, when 
the copy machine nearest my office mysteriously died. 

Now, instead of giving me nice neat copies to hate, it 
gave me shredded bits of paper, and complained endlessly 
of paper jams. Needless to say Asshole wasn't pleased, 
and nor was I since it meant I had to go to the copy 
room on the other side of the building.

This however, wasn't a bad thing entirely. You see, on 
my first trek over to the other copier, I entered 
nirvana when I had to stand behind a nice blond and wait 
for her to finish copying. Coming from the land of fat 
forty something management, any female was a windfall 
but this one was really something.

As she finished her stack of papers, she turned and made 
eye contact and smiled for a second before dropping it 
and leaving with eyes downcast to return to her cage 
doubtlessly.

Since no one but me apparently used the copier in the 
close room, and no one including me knew how to get it 
fixed, it just stayed broken. Which was fine. Very fine. 
Almost as fine as Sam's ass, in fact. Sam was the blond 
who inhabited the other room and we rather quickly 
became friends. She was in much the same position as me, 
basically an ego receptacle for her boss. We had started 
talking the next day when I was again waiting for the 
machine and checking out her ass.

"Hey," she said.

"Hey," I said.

There was a pause as I enviously watched the copier 
ejaculating white copies.

"Are you new?" she said, shifting her attention back to 
me.

"No.... I've been here since the start of the summer. I 
actually work on the 
other side of the building, but our copier just crapped 
out, so I have to use this one." As if it were such a 
burden.

"That's a bummer," she said, smiling again. "I hate it 
when the copiers die."

I eventually found out that she'd poured a 2 pounds of 
sand into the inker and put an entire roll of aluminum 
foil through the paper feed to ensure it would be 
broken. Apparently unbeknownst to me, she'd decided that 
I'd make a good copy companion after following me back 
from lunch one day.

Despite her knack for sabotage, Sam was an awesome 
person to talk to. She had a great sense of humor, a 
sparkle in her eyes, and near-constantly hard nipples, 
which poked, through her blouses in the air-conditioned 
offices. She was on the petit side, but always dressed 
to kill in spite of the corporate code. We spent hours 
together in the little room, sitting on the floor 
talking while the machine did its job.

Despite all this, it never occurred to me that something 
more was in the works. The office was still so closely 
associated with hell in my mind that it had never 
occurred to me that she might be hot to trot.

I was proved wrong on this score as well.

"Hey," she said one day, "I've never actually seen your 
office."

"I don't know why you'd want to but we can go check it 
out." I responded.

We navigated through the halls and corridors until we 
reached my closet.

"Its not much," I said, opening the door and sitting 
down in my chair and admiring my walls. The walls were a 
true work of art - one was tiled entirely with tear-off 
pages from my off-the-wall Dilbert calendar. The other 
was dominated by a large poster of Kevin Spacey from 
American Beauty, and the immortal lines, "Mostly my job 
consists of masking my contempt for the assholes in 
charge and retiring to bathroom once a day to jerk off 
while fantasizing about a life which less closely 
resembles hell." The other wall was Brad Pitt as Tyler 
Durden from Fight Club. I was rather proud of it myself.

We had just set foot back in the copy room and sat down 
in the office type chair and I was going to ask her what 
she thought of it when I was rudely interrupted.

"What do yoaaahhhrrrggggg!"

Somehow a tongue not my own had managed to work its way 
down my throat. After some quick mental accounting to 
verify that the tongue wasn't mine, and that the hands 
running over my face and through my own were not mine 
either, I arrived at the startling conclusion that they 
weren't mine.

As you might now be suspecting, they belonged to Sam, 
who had managed to straddle me and was in the process of 
sucking my face off.

It's about at this time that I fully realized just what 
was going on. I reached up and began to respond about 
the time my chair flipped over backwards from the stress 
and dumped us on the floor.

Not deterred for a second, we continued our deep kiss, 
as I began to work Sam's shirt off, which was hard 
considering our position. I eventually managed just in 
time for her to sit up and grasp my oxford by the 
pockets and rip it open, sending buttons everywhere. Not 
that I cared anymore.

She leaned back down, and I slipped the straps on her 
bra and just yanked it down. Her breasts were wonderful, 
and her nipples were standing at attention now as 
always, begging me to play with them. So I obliged and 
began tweaking and twisting them. I had to stop however, 
when I felt her moving down and freeing my dick from the 
confines of my pants. She had it out in no time was 
pumping away with both hands and her mouth before the 
first pleasure impulses reached my brain. I let her go 
for a while before I decided it was her turn. 

Reaching down, I pinched her nipples and drew her off my 
cock and up until we were standing. At this point, her 
skirt and panties teleported to the floor, and I grabbed 
her by the ass and plunked her on the copy machine for 
the cunnilingus experience of a lifetime.

Somehow, between us, we managed to get it started. The 
machine began to faithfully churn out copies of the 
lower portion of my face embedded in her crotch.

I decided to start with the unexpected, so I danced 
teasingly around the outside of her well-trimmed patch, 
and then grabbed her clit between my teeth and let her 
buck of surprise do the rest. Each time she bucked, her 
clit would move between my teeth, triggering the next 
buck and so forth. I finally let go, only to stuff a few 
fingers into her hot box. I could tell she was enjoying 
this by the way she was knocking her head against the 
wall and moaning loudly. I wondered if this might 
eventually become problem.

She was now wet and ready, and the surface of the copier 
was getting hot, so I stood up and ran the tip of my 
cock through her folds a few times before entering her. 
This was heaven. This was also work, and I was getting 
paid. What more could you ask for.

I started socking it to her, using my hands to hold her 
hips up against mine and her legs open as she was 
perched on the edge of my desk. After a few good 
strokes, I leaned in to kiss her, and enjoyed feeling 
her ragged breathes being drawn in time with my 
thrusting.

The machine was still going under us, making black and 
white records of our little escapade. I thought this was 
pretty exciting, but she managed to tell me through the 
moan that the heat was burning her ass.

I could feel us approaching the peak, so I reached down 
and cupped her ass and picked her off the desk. With her 
still mounted on my cock facing me, she wrapped her legs 
around my back, and I leaned her up against the door to 
the office, and began nailing her like a mad carpenter. 
With each thrust, my pelvis would smack wetly into hers, 
and her ass would smack loudly against the door, which 
would smack into the doorframe, which took it like a 
man. This cacophony was further enhanced by my low 
gutteral noises and her distinct sharp cries of "fuck me 
harder!"

I could feel myself beginning to come, so I plowed into 
her as far as I could and held, feeling her cunt spasm 
around my dick which was erupting like Mt. St. Helen at 
the moment. As I felt my sperm enter her, I felt my 
energy dwindle, and so I let go of her ass and slowly 
let her to her feet. I had not yet removed my dick 
though, so she was still effectively skewered between 
the stoic door and me. I took this opportunity to give 
her a nice wet sloppy kiss.

Quite regretfully, she had to leave shortly there after. 
I had gone back to the office and was in the process of 
relieving myself out my third story window when it 
dawned on my that this would happen again tomorrow. I 
looked down at the sheaf of photocopies showing the 
intimate path between my dick and her cunt and ass. 
Asshole probably wouldn't even notice the difference, or 
know what they were even if he did.

The rest of that summer was amazing. After a near miss 
when Asshole decided to interrupt a marathon fellatio 
session and Sam had to spend two hours under my desk 
servicing me while Asshole ranted, I decided to fix the 
problem. I sent Asshole an email informing him that HR 
had transferred me, and left him fictitious contact 
information for one Heinrich Scheisskopf, HR director, 
along with an 1-800 phone sex number under the heading 
"Customer Service."

I knew it would take Asshole at least until the end of 
the summer to figure out what had gone awry, and in the 
mean time, I had some copying to do.

The End

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