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Archive name: wacky.txt (M+/F, oral, orgy, hum) 
Authors name: Anonymous (address withheld by request)
Story title : My Wacky Friend Bonnie

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My Wacky Friend Bonnie (MF, oral, orgy, hum) 
by Anonymous (address withheld by request) 
 
***

This is a story that happened about four or five years 
ago. My life has changed since the time of this story, 
but it came up in conversation with some friends and 
they insisted that I write it down. While I have to 
change one or two of the details so that I don't get 
caught, the story is essentially true. The woman in 
question is a real person is hard as that might be to 
believe.

I was at kind of a low point socially. I had been 
through an emotionally and finically devastating 
divorce, and was having trouble getting going again 
with the opposite sex. My ex-wife, Robin was a 
beautiful, fiery redhead that I had been totally in 
love with. Robin had wonderful freckles, a great body 
with large breasts, and a bright red pussy. I was 
convinced that she was my sole mate until the day she 
ran off with my best friend, and most of my 
possessions. It had been a year, and I was ready to 
move on.

On a friends urging, I attended a "Jewish Singles" club 
at a downtown Chicago Synagogue. There were about 20 
men and women each there, and most seamed to already 
know each other. I sat by myself and looked around. I 
noticed this one girl, that tried to jump into various 
conversations, but was rejected by each group. I 
decided to talk to her myself.

Details: Her name was Bonnie; she was dark and short 
with very tiny breasts. She squinted as she looked at 
you, and you could sense her bad eyesight beyond her 
contact lenses. She was an unemployed accountant, and 
seemed angry at the world. In a short conversation she 
spoke of what assholes all of the other people were. 
She pointed to 3 or 4 guys who she had dated that were, 
"complete jerks". To be honest, she didn't have a good 
thing to say about anything. As I said, I hadn't dated 
in a while, so I asked for her number. She refused, but 
asked for mine instead. I gave it to her, and she left.

A couple people came up to me, and said be careful of 
Bonnie. She is a certified nutcase. Some felt that she 
was on medication, but not enough. I was told stories 
of her almost getting in physical fights with people in 
the parking lot that parked too close to her. I was 
told of her literally yelling at strangers at various 
events. Bonnie was not just wacky, she was really nuts, 
just what I needed.

Bonnie called me the next day, and suggested dinner. I 
picked her up at her Condo in Chicago's Gold Coast. It 
was a very small, but nicely furnished one bedroom. She 
explained that it had been a gift from her parents. At 
dinner she didn't stop talking. She complained that her 
parents loved her brother more than her. She talked 
about all of the corporate accounting jobs she had, 
where someone sabotaged her. She even went into what 
movies were lousy, and which sports teams she hated. 
During all of this talk, she still had time to send her 
meal back, and be rude to the waitress. It was a fun 
night.

*

After dinner, we went back to her condo. As Bonnie and 
I sat in the window seat, and watched the city life of 
Chicago, she told me what a great listener I was. She 
got very complementary, and before very long started to 
kiss me, and clean my tonsils with her tongue. As we 
Frenched, I felt under her blouse for her breasts, and 
almost couldn't find them. I think she had the tiniest 
boobs I'd ever felt, although her nipples were larger 
than most. Bonnie offered no resistance as I reached 
under her skirt, moved her pantyhose down (she was so 
skinny it was easy) and started to finger fuck her. 
This went on for a while as Bonnie continued to kiss 
me, and stroke my dick through my pants.

Bonnie asked me if I'd like to go to the bedroom. She 
was so wet; it was dripping onto my hands. In the 
bedroom, we both undressed and got under the covers. As 
I moved to go down on her, I couldn't believe how much 
hair she had. This girl was not into bikini wax. From 
the second my tongue found her clit she was coming. She 
made enough noise to bother the neighbors. After a very 
short time, Bonnie stopped me and asked, "What's your 
pleasure sir?" It was kind of funny to see her try to 
look and sound sexy. I said, I guess a blowjob would be 
nice. She was on it. Honestly it was not the best 
blowjob I've ever had, but it was one of the most 
enthusiastic. As soon as I came, she rolled over, 
grabbed a Kleenex, and loudly hocked into it.

And thus started my affair with Wacky Bonnie. She 
wanted to be with me every second. Since I had a 
vasectomy, she never wanted me to wear a condom. Each 
night, Bonnie would ask me what my pleasure was. She 
would fuck or suck me each night, or both if I asked. 
When I told her that I wanted her to swallow my come, 
she gave up her Kleenex. I would wake up many mornings 
at 3 or 4 am to find her sleeping and sucking on my 
dick like it was a pacifier. If I asked, Bonnie would 
blow me in the car as we drove, in the elevator of her 
building, or anyplace I wanted. She was fast becoming 
my slave for any command I gave her was "her pleasure 
sir." 

It was fun to make her blow me outside of her parent's 
house just before we went in for a visit. I got a 
charge out of her kissing her Mom and Dad right after 
she had swallowed my come. I loved going to 
restaurants, and finger fucking her through the whole 
meal. From her stifled noises, to her moving around, 
I'm sure other people could figure out what was going 
on in our booth. Despite the wild sex, Bonnie remained 
an annoying miserable bitch. She complained in line at 
the supermarket. She hated most movies we saw. She was 
always late, was a horrible driver, and was constantly 
yelling at someone.

I think I made her blow me so much just because it shut 
her up. I knew this would not last. There was really 
nothing we had in common. In fact I really didn't like 
much about Bonnie. He tits were nonexistent. Eating her 
left me with a mouth full of hair. Conversation sucked. 
Fucking was really not that good since she was so 
skinny. The glue that held us together was the 
blowjobs.

*

After about 2 months of Bonnie, I got a promotion at my 
job that caused me to travel to Florida every other 
week. When I was gone, Bonnie went even more nuts. She 
would call me, and want to talk until 4 or 5 each 
morning. If I went out to dinner for business, I would 
find up to 10 voice messages from her. It was 
oppressive. After the third trip to Florida I decided 
to break up with her. I wanted to do it in a fun way, 
and Florida gave me the idea. I had found a "swingers 
sex club" in Florida. I decided that just before 
breaking up with Bonnie, I'd make her go to a club like 
that in the Chicago Area.

Some of the folks I met at the Florida Club gave me the 
number and a contact at a private swingers club in 
Chicago. The second day home from that trip, I told 
Bonnie that I had a special surprise for her. We went 
to dinner, she complained as usual, and then headed for 
the private residence where the swinger's party was to 
be held. Bonnie didn't have a clue, I told her these 
were friends with a swimming pool. When we arrived, 
there were already about 12 people there. Bonnie had no 
idea what was going on, but I took her to a quiet room, 
and told her I needed a blowjob before we went to the 
swimming pool. 

I told Bonnie that I wanted her naked, so that I could 
finger fuck her while she blew me. As Bonnie did her 
thing, I could see 5 people move into the room with us. 
There were 3 guys including a large black guy, and 2 
women. One of the women was a short blond, slightly 
overweight, with gigantic boobs. As soon as I came in 
Bonnie's mouth, and she pulled up, this blond lady was 
kissing Bonnie so hard she couldn't talk. At that point 
one of the other guys started to go down on Bonnie. The 
other woman, an older housewife type, climbed on me for 
a quick fuck. The other white guy was all over the 
Blond that was kissing Bonnie. As I watched this scene 
unfold, I could see the black guy playing with his 
large dick. The Blond pulled away from Bonnie to give 
full attention to the guy playing with her. As soon as 
her mouth left Bonnie, our Black friend stuck his giant 
cock deep into her throat. 

When our Black friend came, I thought Bonnie would 
choke. She started yelling and screaming so loud and 
fast we couldn't understand a word. I told her to calm 
down and relax, that I thought this was what she 
wanted. The others left us, and all Bonnie wanted to do 
was get dressed and go home. Once home, I told her that 
I was really into the swinging scene, and that if she 
didn't want it, we should break up. It was funny to see 
her thought process. She had obviously hated our night, 
but to keep me was actually considering doing it. I 
told her that we'd sleep on it. I woke up that night 
with my dick in Bonnie's mouth. She was asleep, but I 
still enjoyed the warmth.

That morning I told her we needed to stop seeing each 
other. As I left for the elevator, she chased me naked 
down the hallway pleading for another chance. She told 
me she'd fuck other people if that was what I wanted. I 
asked if she would do black guys, and she said she 
would do whatever I told her to do. I said right now, 
blow me here in this hallway, and then go back to your 
condo. She did. That afternoon, I came home, told 
Bonnie I thought she was becoming a slut, and said I 
was leaving her. She pleaded with me, but I left right 
then.

Bonnie destroyed the few things I had left at her 
condo. It took about 3 months for her to stop calling 
and paging me more that 10 times a day. I've moved on, 
and I am grateful that she got me out of my doldrums. I 
don't miss anything about her except for the blowjobs. 
Since I know her screen name, I do see her every once 
in a while in a chat room. I've changed my name so she 
does not know it is me, but ever once in a while when 
I'm bored I just fuck with her mind. I'll start 
"chatting" with her, and push all her buttons. I can 
get her SHOUTING INTO THE INTERNET, whenever I want. I 
guess I won't give my name, because this really is a 
true story.

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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