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Authors name: Sakka (sakka66@aol.com)
Story title : My Best Friend's Dildo
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My Best Friend's Dildo (FF, mc, preg, sci-fi)
by Sakka (sakka66@aol.com)
***
Space pilot Galina Barding and her childhood friend Lyza
are mesmerized by a mysterious double-ended dildo--and
accidentally impregnate each other with sperm stored
inside it.
***
A Galaxy Scout Galina story
Sidled up alongside the Galaxy Fleet hospital ship
"Mercy", the scout ship "Gazelle" was a mere speck--a
hundred-meter arrowhead docked to a bulbous cylinder ten
times longer and a hundred times heavier.
Of course, the single pilot of the "Gazelle"--30-year
old Galaxy Scout Galina Barding--was used to the
gigantic ego of the Galaxy Fleet. All spit-and-polish,
the Galaxy Fleet was responsible for defense of the
Galactic Empire, while Galina's agency--the Galaxy Scout
Service--was responsible for exploration, map-making,
safety inspections and delivering the mail; in short,
the Galaxy Fleet polished a lot of medals, while the
Scout Service did all the work.
"Damn goldbricks," Galina muttered, standing in the
airlock; "why can't they ferry their own personnel?"
"Actually," said Holly--the ship's computer--"the Scout
Service charter does include shuttling personnel for the
Galaxy Fleet."
"Yeah," Galina whined, "but now I have to wear an actual
uniform!"
Galina knew she was being disingenuous; an athletic
blonde, she knew she looked pretty good in her uniform--
a double-breasted blue tunic and skirt with black pumps,
similar to the green uniform of the Fleet. Around other
scouts and civilians--especially guys--
Galina preferred to wear cut-off shorts, bikinis and
platform sandals; by herself, she usually didn't wear
anything at all.
"Captain Barding," Holly said, "the airlock is cycling."
Galina came to attention--as well as she could.
A second later, the double doors of the airlock slid
open, revealing... A short, cute, redheaded woman in a
green Fleet uniform.
"Lyza?"
"Galina?"
"Galina, it is you!" the officer said gleefully,
clattering across the deck plates on her own pumps and
embracing the scout; "I thought I'd have to spend the
whole trip with some scummy hypermeth junkie!"
"Well, thank you," Galina said, wryly. "You know, not
ALL scouts are junkies and sex maniacs."
"Well, you are."
Galina shrugged. In fact, it was both pleasant and
startling to see Lt. Cmdr. Lyza Ellazar--a childhood
friend from the planet Krakatoa. Perky and cute, Lyza
was technically a baroness--she had ridden family
connections all the way through medical school and the
Galaxy Fleet Academy--but she was still a sweet and
kindhearted person, surely a useful trait for a trauma
surgeon.
"So you're my passenger," Galina said. "Orders?"
"Oh, here," Lyza said, lifting a palmpad computer.
"You're supposed to deliver me to Easter Colony."
Galina nodded, looking at the orders--Easter Colony
happened to be in the direction she was going anyway,
about two months away through hyperspace; still, she
couldn't resist a jab at her old friend's expense.
"Why do you have to go to Easter? The governor get a
hangnail?"
"Actually, no; I'm delivering plague serum..."
"Oh."
"...and a dildo."
* * *
A few minutes later, a boatswain brought Lyza's baggage
aboard the "Gazelle", but Galina would not have time to
learn about Lyza's special "cargo" until a few hours
later--after she had maneuvered her ship to safe
hyperjump distance from the nearest planet. A few
minutes later, "Gazelle" was in hyperspace, and there
was nothing for Galina to do after that but wait for the
ship to fall out of hyperspace 10 days later.
"So what's this about a dildo?" Galina asked, sitting
down with Lyza at the circular galley table.
"I'll show you," Lyza said, retrieving a meter-long bag
from her personal effects. Inside, securely wrapped in
clear plastic, was the most peculiar thing Galina had
ever seen--a wicked black double-dildo with a spiked
ball in the center.
"What the hell is that thing?"
"It's a dildo," Lyza said, balancing the 40 cm-long
artifact in her hands.
"Thanks. And you're carrying it...why?"
"Actually, I'm taking it to Dr. Osterreich at the
Planetary Science Museum. Our people dug it up on
Cth'therion VII."
"Isn't that a Progenitor site?"
Lyza nodded, and Galina frowned. Legend had it that the
Progenitors had ruled the galaxy more than 50,000 years
ago, but they had left little behind except high-
technology ruins. Some evidence suggested the
Progenitors had captured primitive humans from Terra to
use as slaves or experimental subjects, and Galina felt
a creepy sense of evil around their artifacts.
"Did the Progenitors have vaginas?"
"Hell if I know. It is pretty, though, isn't it?"
Galina wasn't sure why, but some compulsion finally made
her reach across the table to Lyza and touch one of the
two shafts. Amazingly, the solid dildo seemed to have a
soft skin--like a real man's hard-on--and the surface
was covered in sculpted veins. Feeling those, and
running her fingers over the bulbous tip, Galina could
almost imagine how nice it would feel to have that
stuffed up inside herself.
Her reverie was shattered a moment later, however, as
both she and Lyza heard a recognizably human voice
speaking in their minds.
//Human females...you ARE human, aren't you...?//
"Did you say that?" Galina asked Lyza.
Lyza shook her head.
"Then you must have said it," Galina said, to the dildo.
//Yes. I want you...I want to be inside you...//
"Excuse ME," Galina said--although, for some reason, she
could not pull her hand away.
//Aren't you wet for me? Don't you want me inside
you...?//
Galina felt insulted at first, but then she realized
that--yes-- she could feel a tingle down between her
legs. With her free hand, she reached down beneath her
uniform skirt, touched her pussy through her pantyhose
and her panties, and realized that she was starting to
get wet.
"Lyza...?" Galina said, looking at her friend.
"Oh, man, this is weird..." Lyza said, reaching one of
her own hands under the table.
"Did anything like this ever happen--with the dildo--
before?"
Touching herself under the table, Lyza took a moment to
respond.
"Uh...no, I don't think so. Although, come to think of
it, I don't think it was ever handled by women until I
got it..."
//I think we should fuck,// the dildo thought. //I think
we should fuck RIGHT NOW...//
* * *
Although Galina had fucked a lot of men--and quite a few
women-- she had never seen her best friend naked. It
felt a little funny, then, when she and Lyza--both
holding one end of the double-ended dildo, now out of
its wrapping--retired to her stateroom, and started
removing their clothing. With the dildo lying between
them on Galina's bunk, the two women shared nervous
glances even as they unbuttoned their tunics and
released the clasps on their bras.
"This is crazy," Galina said, even as she let her 38C
bra fall away from her breasts; "this dildo is
controlling our minds..."
"I'm not sure about that," Lyza replied, letting her own
34B cups fall away from her perky tits; "Galina...you're
beautiful!"
"Go on," Galina said, looking away sheepishly.
"No, I'm serious," Lyza said, stepping closer--and
surprising Galina by suddenly bending down to kiss, and
suck, her left nipple; "I always wished I could have
tits like yours."
"Oh, that feels good..." Galina admitted, grasping
Lyza's forearms as she switched to her other nipple.
"Lyza, I want to fuck you; I want to fuck you with that
dildo."
Hearing her, Lyza lifted up, and Galina suddenly felt a
warm, passionate desire for her friend burning in her
chest. Impetuously, she rested her hands on Lyza's
buttocks and lifted her up on tiptoes in her dress heels
so she could kiss her friend, full on the mouth.
"Mrmph..." Lyza moaned, sucking at Galina's tongue even
as Galina probed back with her own; soon, the women had
loosened each other's skirts, and both their skirts fell
in twin heaps around their ankles.
"You're so wet," Galina said, finally--breaking for air
and feeling her best friend's pussy through her
pantyhose and panties.
"So are you," Lyza returned, slipping her hand inside
Galina's panties, and easing two fingers into her
creaming hole. "Why didn't we do this before?"
"Cause it's weird," Galina volunteered.
"There's nothing weird about this," Lyza returned,
dropping to her knees before Galina and--suddenly--
pulling down Galina's pantyhose and panties so she could
push her face into the scout pilot's crotch. Galina
reacted with a startled gasp--Lyza was actually eating
her pussy, sucking her labia and clitoris, and lapping
at her juices even as they spilled down her thighs.
"Oh, fuck...!" Galina cried, feeling Lyza roll her
pantyhose down her legs even as she continued to suck
her, and slipping her feet out of her pumps. Soon,
Galina was completely naked, and stood quivering with
pleasure as her friend took her over the edge to a
climax.
"Fuck...! Fuck, I'm cumming--!"
Finally--when Galina couldn't take any more--she took a
step backward, then grabbed her friend by the arm and
threw her onto the bunk.
"I know you're ticklish..." Galina said, bending over
Lyza--who was still wearing her pumps and pantyhose--and
proceeding to tickle her under her armpits.
"No...!" Lyza giggled, trying to get away. Galina
continued her assault, however--tickling her sides--and
Lyza curled up on the bunk, trying to protect herself.
Switching tactics, then, Galina finally peeled off her
friend's pantyhose, panties and pumps, and proceeded to
tickle the soles of her bare feet.
"No...! Stop it...! Galina...!"
Lyza was silly with her giggling, however, and was
positively gasping when Galina--the bigger, stronger
partner--finally rolled her over to spread her legs and
suck at her quivering pussy.
"Oh, fuck...!" Lyza cried, "fuck, you're making me cum--
!!!"
Galina was pleased; already dizzy from the tickling,
Lyza positively gushed pussy-juice from her sweet, pink
hole--and Galina started stabbing her fingers, four at a
time, into the little woman's cunt.
"Oh, please...!" Lyza giggled; wrapping her legs around
Galina's shoulders; "...my poor little pussy--!"
Finally--with Lyza now a shuddering, panting wreck--
Galina relented; she was pretty wet now herself,
watching the sweet pussy-juice practically gurgling out
of her friend's body.
"Now," Galina said, lifting up on her knees before Lyza-
-and slipping one end of the alien dildo into her cunt;
"it's time to fuck."
* * *
Although the double-dildo appeared almost unbendable,
Galina discovered otherwise once she had half the wicked
black mass in her pussy. Once it was in--18 centimeters
of thick, vein-studded cock, deep and snug in her hole--
she found she could swing around the free end, hanging
loose and heavy between her legs, just like a real man's
penis.
Meanwhile, the half she had stuffed up her pussy seemed
to fit perfectly--almost seeming to swell inside her to
fit the muscular channel of her vagina--and she could
feel the spikes of the central ball teasing her
clitoris. The amazing thing, though, was that it stayed
in place when she took her hands away. It wasn't quite
stuck inside her--she found she could slide it out with
an effort--but the vein-studded shaft felt so damn nice,
she had to shove it all the way back inside immediately.
"How does it feel...?" Lyza asked.
"Like this..." Galina said, dropping down between Lyza's
thighs, and slipping the free tip between the doctor's
labia. Lyza gasped--the bulb felt huge in the mouth of
her pussy--and she looked up with awe and wonder as
Galina slowly split her open inside, easing half of the
dildo up to its hilt inside her.
"Oh, it's so hard...!" Lyza cried; "Galina--!"
"You like that, don't you?" Galina said, starting to
pump her little friend.
Again, Lyza gasped; looking up at Galina--her blonde
hair hanging past her shoulders, and her breasts swaying
back and forth even as she fucked her--Lyza felt her
cunt muscles contract around the steely-hard invader.
The hard bulb--she now realized--was nudging her womb,
even as the spiked central ball rubbed and prodded her
clitoris.
//That's it...// the dildo thought, //...pleasure...//
"All right," Galina grunted--even as she felt her own
pussy tingling with the pleasure of being filled, and
the pleasure of fucking her little friend--"what do you
want from us...?"
//I want you to be happy...cum, both of you...//
Galina grimaced, even as she felt a wave of pleasure
washing down her thighs; clearly, the cock was tighter
in her pussy than it was in Lyza's--after all, she could
hear it starting to slap and slurp in her friend's wet
hole--but an artifact like this would have to have a
specific function...beyond just getting them off.
"Oh, Galina," Lyza said, "don't think about it; just
fuck me...!"
"You are kind of cute," Galina admitted, finally bending
down to kiss Lyza once again; Lyza reacted by wrapping
her legs around Galina's back and fucking her back--
hard--crushing the spiked ball into both their
clitorises.
Between that--and the crushing closeness of their
bodies, breasts pressed against breasts, lips pressed
against lips--both women suddenly climaxed with a
sudden, ferocious intensity.
"Oh, fuck--!" Galina cried, into Lyza's mouth.
"Oh, goddamn it--you're making me cummm--!!!"
And then, suddenly, both of them were acutely aware of a
new sensation; wet as they were, both of them felt a
sudden extra surge of wetness in their pussies. Pulsing
within them, the double-dildo was now pumping jets of
warm, creamy liquid into both their bodies.
"What the hell is that--?" Galina managed to gasp.
"I think..." Lyza said, reaching down to feel the gooey
liquid oozing from the tightly-stretched mouth of her
pussy--then bringing her fingers up for both of them to
see, "...it's semen."
Galina was incredulous at first, but the stuff on Lyza's
fingers certainly looked like human semen--creamy-white
and thick.
"But that dildo has to be at least 50,000 years old..."
Lyza said.
"Which means..." Galina speculated, with horror,
"...ooo...that's 50,000 year-old cum!"
Suddenly, Galina lifted up and pulled back--popping the
dildo first out of Lyza's pussy, then pulling it out of
her own pussy as well. Like Lyza, Galina realized her
thighs were caked with cum-- the overflow from the load
oozing out of her pussy--and she looked at her friend
with horror and surprise.
"Do you suppose...the sperm is still alive?" Galina
asked.
"Oh, gross...!" Lyza said; trying to squeeze the gooey
spunk out of her hole.
Indeed, Galina didn't know which was creepier: the
thought of centuries-old alien sperm wriggling away
inside her, or the thought of centuries-old human sperm-
-from Stone Age hominids-- wriggling away inside her.
Not for the first time, she was glad she had a
contraceptive implant!
"You do have protection..." Galina said, watching Lyza
try to scoop the cum out of her hole, "don't you?"
"Yeah...but who knows what kind of diseases there might
be in that stuff!"
"Ohhh, creepy...!" Galina said, now trying--just like
Lyza--to squeeze and scoop the stuff out of her own
pussy.
The dildo, for its part, was finally silent.
* * *
Even after taking a very long sonic shower--and locking
the cum-slick dildo in the ship's psi-shielded safe--
Galina didn't feel completely clean. Sleeping in another
stateroom, she dreamt of giving birth to a hideous alien
thing--pushing a mass of tentacles out of her grossly
swollen belly--and woke up from the nightmare with a
start. Then, when she went to the head to relieve
herself, the urine sampler told her...
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE PREGNANT. PER GSS REG. 1228P,
OBTAIN MEDICAL ASSISTANCE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Galina was aghast, and woke up Lyza immediately.
Sleeping fitfully, Lyza also relieved herself and also
learned--to her horror--that she was pregnant.
"Fucking, fucking, creepy!" Lyza said; "I've got an
alien baby in my stomach!"
"Maybe we should take the day-after pill," Galina
suggested.
Calming down, Lyza considered the suggestion.
"I don't think we should," she said, finally.
"Why not? Your religious objections...?"
"Well, I am morally opposed to abortion," Lyza said,
"but, no, that's not it. These babies--inside us--may be
the first clue to the genetic makeup of the
Progenitors."
Galina had to admit that Lyza had a point; if the Galaxy
Fleet--or the Scout Service--found out what had
happened, they would almost certainly want to study the
babies. Creepy and weird as the situation was--the
dildo's sperm had knocked them both up despite their
birth control, and their differing monthly cycles--the
women had a duty to learn as much as they could about
the Progenitor race, for the sake of national security,
and the safety of all their fellow citizens.
Both women were, thus, 10 weeks pregnant when they
arrived on Easter Colony.
After delivering Lyza's plague serum, both women
reported to Dr. Katherine Osterreich at the Planetary
Science Museum--and were mildly surprised to find the 47
year-old xenologist hugely swollen with a baby of her
own. To be on the safe side, they had requested that
male starport personnel bring the dildo to the museum
separately.
"That was probably wise," Dr. Osterreich said, resting
her hands on her belly; "this baby inside me was
fathered by the last dildo we looked at. It got my
secretary, Jennifer, pregnant at the same time."
A moment later--as if on cue--Jennifer herself walked
by, but the pretty young redhead did not appear
obviously pregnant herself.
"She doesn't look pregnant," Galina noted.
"Jennifer opted to have her baby removed, but she agreed
to let us grow the fetus in an artificial womb for
study. I'm only carrying mine out of scientific
curiosity."
Galina sighed with relief; at least the government
wouldn't force HER to carry her baby to term.
"Actually," Lyza admittedly, sheepishly, "the same thing
happened to us."
"Oh my goodness," Osterreich said; "are YOU two
pregnant...?"
Embarrassed, both young women nodded their heads.
"Yes," Galina said; "we're both two months along."
"I was afraid that might happen. It's lucky you didn't
abort the fetuses, though, since the Fleet will want to
study them."
"I assume," Lyza said, "that doesn't mean we'll be
forced to carry the babies to term."
"No, of course not," Osterreich said; "you can have
yours removed too, just like Jennifer's."
"Well, I have a question, doctor," Galina said, resting
her hand on her own belly; "are these HUMAN babies...?"
"Yes," Osterreich confirmed, "and I think I should
explain what we know. As far as we can tell, the
Progenitors were interested in breeding experiments with
human beings, but not all human females--or males, for
that matter--were cooperative. Evidently, then, the
dildos were actually designed as sexual toys to get the
females to couple with each other, then impregnate them
with stored human semen."
"Okay...but Cmdr. Ellazar and I both have birth control
implants."
"Rather primitive birth control implants," Osterreich
noted, "in comparison to the technology of the
Progenitors. Specially engineered enzymes and hormones
neutralized your birth control, and induced your bodies
to ovulate."
"But, how is that possible?" Lyza asked. "That sperm
must be thousands of years old!"
"Yes, and well preserved. Most likely, it was harvested
from Late Paleolithic hominids on Terra."
"Oh, ick...!" Lyza said, looking at Galina "we really
WERE impregnated by cave men!"
Thinking about that, Galina felt a touch of vertigo
herself.
"Well, that may be true," Galina said, putting an arm
around Lyza;
"but I'd rather think it was my friend who knocked me
up."
"Yeah, me too," Lyza said. "Still, we probably ought to
keep this secret to ourselves."
"Yeah," Galina said, "I think you're right; I can just
see your father, coming after me with a shotgun!"
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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