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Archive name: ladies.txt (M/F+, size, exh)
Authors name: Martin (mjohanson4@excite.com)
Story title : Ladies Night Out

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Ladies Night Out
by Martin (mjohanson4@excite.com)

My plan was formulated 9 months ago.  It was more 
like a fantasy, a dream, a hope.  I had tried 
before but something inside me said this time 
would actually be different.

I'm a professional, I just turned 35 in February 
and my wife had recently given birth to my second 
child the previous December.  My family was 
complete, a 3 year old boy, new baby girl, and a 
sweet wonderful 31-year-old beautiful wife and 
mother who miraculously gets her terrific figure 
back weeks after childbirth.  But I wasn't happy 
with myself.  I'm a fairly successful senior 
manager at a large firm, but I sit on my ass all-
day and just wasn't happy with my physical 
appearance and energy level.  I'm 5'9" tall and 
at the time weighed 215 lbs.  Our sex life had 
dwindled down to about twice a month and while it 
was great when it happened, I really wanted 
greater frequency.  I blamed my looks.  Who would 
want to sleep with this fat shit?  I was 
determined to lose 40 pounds, muscle up a bit and 
energize my life.

The plan was to diet and get some regular 
exercise.  Improve my habits.  I resolved that I 
would do this by the end of 1999.  Then I decided 
that I wouldn't unveil my new and improved 
physical self to my wife until her birthday in 
November.  I started to get pumped up and 
motivated.  I started dieting and it seemed 
easier than in the past.  Then about three weeks 
later I started working out.  A month later, I 
signed up with a personal trainer to keep the 
motivation going and push me a bit harder.  It 
wasn't cheap, but it was well worth it.  I had 
lost over 25 pounds in three months.  My wife was 
noticing a bit, but I kept my distance from her.
  
Occasionally I gave her oral sex to keep her at 
bay.  I was determined not to have her see me 
naked until I was down to 175 pounds.  By June, I 
was at 185 and my arms and chest had really 
started to grow.  I was as strong as I was in 
college and feeling great.  Now I could run on 
the treadmill 45 minutes without killing myself. 

When I started, I thought I would need a hospital 
after 3 minutes. Now I was doing about 400 crunches 
a day.  In the morning I did 100 and 50 whenever 
I got a chance throughout the day.  Now I was 
determined to have a washboard stomach by 
November (something I never had even in college).  
The hardest things were the clothes.  Everything 
was too big.  My 38-inch waist was quickly 
approaching 34.  My 17-1/2 inch neck was now 16.  I 
looked ridiculous in my old suits but I wasn't 
going to buy anything until December.

My wife and I always said we would like two 
children and in mid-June we both sat down and 
decided that we really didn't want to have 
anymore, two was enough.  I said that I would get 
a vasectomy.  I looked on the Internet one day 
for some information to see what other people had 
experienced.  One friend told me how terrible it 
was (he needed ice near the bed and couldn't move 
for a week) and another told me it was no big 
deal and was back at work the next day.  I wanted 
to know more.  During my search, a clinic in 
California popped up promoting a vasectomy and 
penis enlargement operation.  Supposedly a 
portion of the operation is covered by insurance.  
I was intrigued.  

While I was never really unhappy with my size, 
what man wouldn't like to be larger?  My cock is 
fairly thick at nearly 7 inches around and is 6 3/4 
inches long.  The documentation said they could 
possibly add 2 inches.  Wow, I couldn't imagine 
having a cock 8 3/4 inches long.  I stood in front 
of the mirror with a cloth tape measure and just 
the thought had my cock at full mast.  I rolled 
out the tape to the tip and put on another 2 
inches.  Two inches is a lot.  In the mirror it 
looked huge.  Boy that would be great.  I thought 
about it for about a week and finally called.

It was weird talking to a female nurse on the 
phone about all this but she must do it all the 
time and was very professional about it.  She 
said that most people gain at least 1 inch in 
length and sometimes as much as 2 1/2 inches.  
Stretching exercises must be done after the 
operation and you couldn't really have sex for a 
period of time.  There is some reduction in the 
overall length during the healing process but the 
stretching exercises keep it to a minimum.  She 
inquired about increasing the thickness of my 
cock but I told her how thick I was and that I 
was happy with it.  She said that was plenty 
thick and that the operation for that isn't quite 
as successful anyway.  She asked me quite a bit 
about my wife and if she approved.  I told her it 
was going to be a surprise.  The nurse was not 
very supportive of the surprise aspect and tried 
to persuade me into talking it over with my wife.  
It seems they really want everybody to be part of 
this decision.

After another week of pondering it, I decided to 
do it.  I called and made an appointment.  It was 
scheduled Only 3 weeks later, I would fly out and 
spend several days there.  The operation costs 
about $3,000 so all in with flights and hotel it 
ran me about $4,500.  I took a few days off from 
work.  I told my wife I had a business obligation 
and 3 weeks later I was in California.  I don't 
remember being so nervous.  Even when my wife was 
giving birth I wasn't this nervous.  It is a 
simple operation and I couldn't believe the 
results.  Don't be mistaken.  You are pretty 
tender afterwards but I was immediately pleased 
with the results.  Now, even when not aroused my 
cock hung handsomely between my legs.  Any scars 
quickly healed in weeks.  I was now even more 
determined to hit my 175 pounds.  My exercising 
shifted into even higher gear.  After a period of 
healing time I was taking two aerobic classes a 
day.  Combined with my diet I was breaking 
through the 180 mark.

After I fully healed I was tempted often to 
unveil myself.  Even in the showers at the health 
club, I felt more confidence and while I'm not 
interested in men, I was proud to have 
transformed my body over 7 months and didn't feel 
the need to cover myself in the shame and modesty 
that I had felt in the past.

As my wife's birthday approached I came up with a 
more elaborate plan to expose myself to her.  
Next to all the strip club ads in the sports 
section of the newspaper I saw an ad for a male 
revue for women.  They were promoting an 
amateur's night on Wednesday's.  The club had a 
male amateur male revue on Wednesday's till 11:00 
then men are allowed into the club.  On Sunday, 
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday and Saturday's only 
women dance.  On Fridays a professional men's 
revue is done until 11:00 then women and men 
dance together.

The club is about an hour's drive away from my 
house and I couldn't think of a good reason for 
my wife to be there.  I needed someone else to 
help.

I turned to my wife's best friend since 
elementary school, Liz.  Liz is a lesbian and 
works as a librarian.  She is very beautiful and 
her girlfriends are usually just as beautiful.  
She even admitted to us that she didn't 
understand the butch side of lesbianism.  She 
said, "I like girls, why would I want to be with 
a girl that looks like a guy?"  We have always 
been able to talk very openly together.  I told 
her my plan and asked for suggestions.

Well she asked me if I had danced there yet?  No.

How do you know they will let you dance?  I 
didn't.

Well, first I had to see if they would let me 
dance.   If they let me, then dance and see if I 
would want to do it in front of my wife.  Then we 
would take it to the next level.

I made some calls and the club manager was very 
professional about it.  On the phone he felt I 
was a little old to start doing this but told me 
to come down anyway.  They try to get six to 
eight guys for every Wednesday.  Amateur means 
that they won't pay you for dancing but any tips 
you can keep.  However, Wednesday is usually a 
light crowd.  If a dancer is any good they might 
be asked back for a paid weekend gig.  Friday 
nights and the bachelorette parties are where the 
real money lies.  He invited me back that night 
to see the pros in action and hopefully pickup 
some tips.  The pros dance to three or four songs 
at a time.  I learned that on amateur night we 
would dance to two songs for our set, about seven 
or eight minutes.   One thing you notice is that 
you need a gimmick.  Some kind of look.  Most 
guys were totally shaved with a couple of guys 
with body hair.  I was very pleased as I compared 
my 35-year-old body to most of these guys in 
their twenties.  A couple of them must have been 
on steroids they were so huge but it seemed the 
women weren't into the huge guys anyway.  I had 
one huge drawback.  I'm a redhead with very fair 
skin.  The only thing that dulls the glare is my 
modest amount of body hair.  Everybody, I mean 
everybody, had incredible tans.  I asked the 
manager about this and he laughed.  He said, 
"Come with me."  He took me backstage to a 
dressing room where all the guys were hanging 
out.  He asked one of the guys for a something 
and he handed him a bottle.  He turned to me and 
handed me the bottle and said, "This is the 
trick."  I took it and turned to the guy who gave 
it to us and asked if I could try some.  He said, 
"Sure."  I took a little into my palm and spread 
it on my arm.  I couldn't believe it!  My skin 
turned a golden brown, and the golden red hairs 
on my arm turned a light brown.  Wow! I thought.  
The manager explained that I was considering 
dancing Amateur night.  A couple of the guys gave 
me some tips and let me keep the bottle of 
tanning lotion which was still almost half full.  
He said it took about half a bottle to cover your 
body and that it lasted about two weeks.  It is 
waterproof and goes on very smooth.  There was an 
800 number on the bottle so I could order more.

I was feeling confident so I told the manager I 
would like to dance.  He said he was booked for 
the next two Wednesday's, but the 27th was open, 
the fourth Wednesday of October.  I told him to 
book me.  He said if I had any second thoughts to 
please let him know a few days ahead of time so 
he could reschedule.  I asked him if he could 
also tentatively book me for the second week of 
November (the week of my wife's birthday).  He 
said no problem.

I called Liz from the car phone as soon as I hit 
the highway home.  I was totally excited about 
this.  The next day Liz and I met to discuss the 
show.  I was worried about the tanning effect and 
how I would hide it after the October show.  Liz 
and I flirted with the option of not using it. 
But I am so white, I knew that wouldn't be the 
answer.  Liz was kind and said that at least I 
would stand out from the other guys.  She made a 
joke about me being a ghost since Halloween was 
just around the corner.  Then it us.  I would tan 
the rest of my body except for my face and I 
would use a mask for my face and neck.  That gave 
me the idea to start growing a beard and 
mustache, which quickly started to fill in.  I 
stopped wearing my contact lenses and only wore 
my glasses.  For the next two weeks I worked out 
harder than ever and drank tons of water and 
lived on Slim fast.  Liz got me a Beast mask and 
cape from Disney's Beauty and the Beast for a 
small fortune.  I took the cape to a shop that 
one of the guys suggested and found some matching 
rip-away pants and a g-string to complete the 
package.  The g-string for dancers surprised me.  
It is totally different from the tight racing 
bikini swimming gear I had when I was younger.  
It was nice and loose in the pouch so your cock 
hangs nicely and swings with every move with the 
g-string going right up the crack of your ass.  
The polyester is like silk and actually 
stimulates you, keeping your cock semi-erect.

I told my wife I was working late and went over 
to Liz's house early.  We had to be at the club 
by eight o'clock.  I took a shower and put the 
tanning lotion on.  I trimmed my beard neatly for 
no reason whatsoever and looked in the mirror.  I 
really liked what I saw.  I actually looked 
great.  I put on the g-string and called Liz in 
to see.  Now while my wife hadn't seen me naked 
since February, Liz hadn't seen me with any 
clothes on since the summer two year earlier at 
the beach.  She whistled and said I looked great.  
She put the lotion on my back and touched up a 
few areas.  I put the pants on, then the mask.  I 
felt good.  I had a gimmick; my tan in bottle was 
working and my abs and body looked great!  I put 
my work coat on and my work shoes, since I forgot 
my sneakers.  We went in Liz's car.  About 2 
minutes away from the club I started having a 
panic attack.  I was nervously laughing almost 
uncontrollably.  I couldn't believe I was doing 
this.  Liz tried to calm me by talking about how 
this was a dress rehearsal for the next show and 
to relax and be professional.  Disconnect.

I got there and met three of the other guys.  
Three others showed up later.  All seven of us 
had costumes of some sort.  Two vampires, a 
policeman and a mummy (a good idea, he let the 
audience unwind him).  I thought Disney was well 
represented by the Arabian (Aladdin) and Tarzan 
costumes as well as my obvious Beast 
presentation.  The manager came back and told us 
when each of us would go on.  Since we had two 
vampires, he led off with one of the vampires 
followed by the Arabian, the mummy, me (the 
Beast), the policeman, the other vampire and then 
Tarzan.  We would then all go out and dance.  I 
then learned that there was a $250 prize for the 
best amateur performer and another $100 prize for 
best costume.

I couldn't believe how nervous I was.  I watch 
periodically how the other dancers performed.  We 
were definitely amateurs.  There is a big 
difference between the guys who do this for a 
living and us, but the girls knew what they were 
getting and were having a great time.  I didn't 
see much of the vampire's performance.  I thought 
the Arabian danced like a girl.  The mummy was 
actually quite funny and the crowd really got 
into it.  His costume was basically strips of 
white sheets and girls would pull it off in six-
foot strips as he spun around on stage.  His body 
was a little fat but the girls didn't seem to 
mind and he got quite a few tips.

It was my turn and my knees were shaking as I 
walked out.  I was sure everybody could see how 
nervous I was.  While I was sweating like crazy 
in the mask, it was an incredible help since I 
felt disguised behind it.  Liz was seated up 
front near the stage and had joined some other 
girls.  She was clapping and cheering like mad 
which made me smile.  Then I realized everybody 
was cheering quite loudly, they really liked the 
costume.  This really gave me an ego boost and I 
got into it.  

Suddenly I gave a huge roar that originated from 
my gut.  It was totally unplanned and Liz as well 
as everyone else were shocked and momentarily 
stopped clapping.  I got into the dancing and was 
having a great time.  I loved how these beautiful 
girls were looking at me.  I first removed the 
cape exposing my shoulders and back then pulled 
away the rip-away pants.  Even with the glow of 
sweat on my body the tanning lotion held on and 
looked even better.  Women were holding out 
singles and stuffing them in my g-string.  
Probably 1 out of 5 girls will brush your cock 
when they put a bill in and my penis was 
comfortably semi-erect.  One young girl actually 
wrapped her hand around and squeezed my cock for 
just a moment and while I was shocked and 
embarrassed the action had started getting me 
hard.  My growing cock got hard as a rock.  I 
would swing it around a little more to try and 
cover up how hard I had gotten but it just seem 
to get worse.  I tried not to think about it but 
whenever I stopped for a girl to put a bill in, 
it just poked right out at them hard as can be 
pressing against the cloth.  The head of my cock 
was clearly visible through the thin material.  I 
looked at Liz who was enjoying my predicament way 
too much.  She was laughing and clapping and 
occasionally howling.  The rest of the song 
seemed like it lasted forever but it was probably 
only two minutes and the music was finally over 
and I started to make my way to the stage exit.  
Everybody was yelling for me to take it off.  I 
first thought they were talking about my g-string 
but then realized it was my mask they wanted me 
to remove.

I got backstage and everybody congratulated me as 
we had done the earlier guys.  I started counting 
the money and had made $47.  That was for about 5 
or six minutes of dancing.  Not bad, I thought.  
I had two fives and someone had actually given me 
a ten.  The rest were singles.  I didn't know who 
gave me the ten or the fives and felt a little 
bad.  Maybe I should have done something extra 
for them.  Hung out at their table longer or 
something.

The other dancers finished and we all went out on 
stage for the climax and vote.  I was lucky, 
since I went fourth.  I ended up in the center of 
the stage as they introduced us.  I came out and 
gave them another roar, which I thought was 
better than Tarzan's yell.  One of the tables, 
probably six or seven girls actually roared back, 
it was great.  We all had to dance again as the 
crowd voted for best costume.  The mummy won it 
hands down.  The crowd went noticeably crazy when 
he was presented.  Liz tried her best to get the 
group she was with into it for me and I certainly 
appreciated it.  Then we had to dance again as 
the crowd voted for best dancer.  We each danced 
individually for about 20 seconds as the crowd 
cheers.  The one who gets the loudest cheer wins.  
The vampire draped his cape in front of him and 
pulled off his g-string somehow and through it to 
the crowd.  The crowd went crazy, he pelvic 
trusted into his cape with his cock throwing the 
fabric dramatically into the air with each 
thrust.  The Arabian was good looking but a 
pathetic dancer.  The mummy got good applause but 
nothing like his best costume applause.  The 
women were very discriminating.  I roared again 
and swung my cape around out in front of the 
stage.  Now the whole crowd was following the 
lead of the noisy table and roared back at me.  
So I roared even harder.   Everybody was cheering 
and roaring.  I was electrified and ended up 
winning.  I couldn't believe it.  Liz thought it 
was great and we laughed all the way home.  I 
took a quick shower at her place and got back 
into my work clothes to go home.  I slipped into 
the house, changed into my pajamas and sneaked 
into bed.  I could barely sleep that night.  I 
just relived the night over and over in my head.

Liz had a few suggestions for improving my 
performance.  My roar seemed to be a great hit 
and she thought I was brilliant by thinking of 
it.  I told her it was totally unplanned and just 
hit me at the moment.  She thought that I would 
look better with no body hair.  She thought the 
guys' bodies that were totally shaven looked even 
harder and more defined under the lights.  We 
talked about me playing the Beast and whether the 
hair was good or bad but in the end we decided 
the hair had to go.

The two weeks seemed to fly by.  Liz had arranged 
to take my wife out for her birthday.  I told my 
wife that I was bogged down with a project at 
work and that she better get her mother to baby-
sit just in case I can't get home in time.  She 
told me that the girls were just going out for 
dinner.  Meanwhile I knew that Liz had told her 
where they were going.  Then I hear that two of 
my wife's girlfriends are going.  Next, my sister 
was joining them.  Finally, my son's godmother 
(my boss's wife) is somehow invited.  I called 
Liz and said, "What the hell is going on?  It was 
suppose to be just the two of you!"  She said 
that my wife had invited them, what could she do?

I left work a little early and got over to Liz's 
house at 4:30.  I jumped in the shower and washed 
my hair.  Liz then applied some temporary hair 
color that would lighten my red hair to blond.  I 
jumped back in the shower and started to shave my 
body, but I couldn't really reach everywhere.  I 
called to Liz and told her I couldn't get my 
back.  She told me to rinse out the hair color 
and get on the bed.  She had a spare sheet 
covering the bed.  I dried off, got on the bed 
and covered myself with a towel.  Liz came in 
with a tub of water, sat down on the bed and 
began using the trimmer edge of my electric 
shaver to remove the long hair from my back and 
legs.  She then removed the towel to get to my 
ass.  Immediately I felt my cock start to get 
swell beneath me.  Then she told me to roll over.  
I rolled over and my erect cock popped up.  Liz 
kind of laughed and gasped simultaneously.  Wow, 
what is your wife talking about, this isn't any 
six inches.  I had already shaved my chest so Liz 
started trimming around my erection and balls.  I 
told her about the vasectomy and enlargement 
operation I had a few months earlier and pointed 
out the slight scars that were now visible since 
she had trimmed all the hair away.  I tried to 
disconnect myself, as she would gently move my 
hardened cock from side to side as she trimmed.

I rolled over again and she wet me down, foamed 
me up and began shaving.  The skin on my entire 
body was tingling from the sensation.  I was 
incredibly aroused as she shaved my ass.  I 
couldn't believe it.  After she wiped my back 
dry, I turned over again and looked into Liz's 
eyes.  But she was being a professional and went 
right to work shaving the rest of me.  This time 
she gripped my cock with her hand and I thought I 
could feel her occasionally squeeze my cock as 
she shaved.  Maybe it was just my imagination or 
maybe my cock was just swelling with her touch.  
But then she started sliding her hand up and down 
my shaft very slowly.  Occasionally she would 
release me to move my balls as she shaved.  Then 
her hand would come back and begin stroking 
again.  I finally cracked and said, "Liz, you are 
driving me crazy."  Liz replied, "Your cock is 
huge.  It's driving me crazy."  She had grabbed 
the towel and was drying me off.  I don't know 
what came over me but I sat up, looked her in the 
eyes and kissed her.  Her mouth opened 
immediately and our tongues entwined.  We kissed 
like starved animals.  She was quickly undressed 
and I kissed down her long slender neck.  I found 
her small yet firm breasts and licked her already 
hard nipples.  We moved to a sixty-nine position 
and I began lapping at her dripping pussy.  Liz 
is very thin, the thinnest girl I had ever been 
with.  Usually I like a girl with some meat on 
her.  Her pussy was very tight with a nice small 
ass.  I licked up and down her thighs and went 
back at her pussy.  She had my cock in her mouth 
and was sucking it surprising well for a lesbian, 
or for anyone for that matter.  She was pumping 
me at the same time as she sucked and licked.  If 
her pussy hadn't distracted me I probably would 
have cum already.  I concentrated on Liz's clit 
and push a finger inside her.   After pumping her 
pussy a little I moved my finger to her ass (my 
wife loves this).  I kept up the attack on her 
clit as I slipped my lubricated finger into her 
ass.  Almost immediately she started cumming.  
She stopped sucking my cock, but kept pumping it 
with her hand like she was going to rip it off, 
and was grinding her pelvis on my face.

Then she said, "I got to feel this inside me."

I wasn't really sure what I should do.  The 
moment was just starting to dawn on me.  I hadn't 
been with my wife in months and now I'm going to 
fuck her best friend who is suppose to be helping 
me surprise her in quite a different way.  My 
dick won out.  Liz rolled over onto the bed and 
spread her long thin legs up high in the air as I 
climbed between them.  Liz's face is quite 
beautiful, her large eyes and great smile just 
looking at me in anticipation.  I pointed my 
incredibly hard thick cock at her pussy.  I 
pushed the head in, and even though she was wet, 
it was very snug.  Her eyes widened as I pushed a 
couple of inches into her.  I pumped a few times 
lubricating my cock then pushed a few more inches 
into her.  It felt incredible.  A few more pumps 
and then I push all 8 1/2 inches of me into her.  
The tip of my cock was banging into something 
inside her.  Her body was on fire.  Her hips were 
rising up to meet each of my thrusts.  She fucked 
me back better than anyone I had ever been with.  
She started cumming again and I just started 
ramming into her, coming nearly all the way out 
and then slamming back in.  Her pussy was 
squeezing my cock and the next thing I know I'm 
yelling that I'm going to cum.  She immediately 
pulled away from me then went down to suck on my 
cock as I rolled over onto my back.  My hips were 
still pumping up off the bed into her warm mouth 
as I came.  She just kept sucking while pumping 
my cock with her hands.  She swallowed everything 
and sucked the head of my cock as my body began 
to come down from its sexual peak.

I said, "I can't believe we did that."

"Either can I," she responded.

"Boy you are great.  Are you sure you are a 
lesbian?" I said.

She said, "Well, you brought out the best in me.  
But you should see me with my girlfriends."

"I would love too," I eagerly said.

"I bet you would."

I jumped in the shower again and rinsed off.  As 
I stood there totally naked, Liz applied some 
tanning lotion to my entire body this time, 
including my shaved face.  My cock was again at 
full mast and Liz gave it a few pulls as she 
applied the lotion.  I was hoping my wife 
wouldn't recognize me.  Now clean shaven, wearing 
contacts, blonde hair and most important the tan.  
The face would be the only thing that she might 
recognize.  The body was totally new.

I have never been in such good shape in my life 
and my new cock was out of a porn movie.  Liz had 
spread the lotion all over my body, even my 
shaved cock.  In the mirror it looked even bigger 
than before.  The shaft was now dark and defined; 
the large pink knob now a dark purple apple.  The 
tanning solution also enhanced the small scars a 
bit but that would be under the g-string anyway.  
I looked in the mirror and said, "I don't think 
she will recognize me."  Liz said, "There is no 
way she can recognize you.  I could tell her that 
it was you and she wouldn't believe it."  I said, 
"Don't you dare!"  She promised she wouldn't.

This time I had clothes to change into so I got 
dressed and put my costume into the car.  Liz 
left to meet everyone at my house and I headed 
for the club.

Again, as I approached I started getting the 
jitters, but Liz wasn't there to calm me down and 
push me forward.  I pulled into the parking lot 
and sat there for probably 10 minutes.  I saw a 
couple of other guys go in and I finally got up 
the nerve.  Once inside I started to relax.  The 
guys that were there were a little better looking 
than last time.  One guy was at least 6 foot 3 
inches and very muscular.  We had arrived at 
about the same time.  There were only six of us 
tonight and everyone was changing into their 
performance attire.  It wasn't Halloween this 
time, so my Beast costume was out of the norm.  
Each guy still had a gimmick though.  A 
Policeman, a construction worker; and one tacky 
guy was actually dressed as a priest.  I guess he 
was going for the shock effect.  The tall 
muscular guy was dressed as a football player 
(which I thought was pretty weak, but he probably 
thought my Beast costume was lame).  The best one 
I thought was the Spanish guy who dressed as 
Zorro.  It was a great costume.  None of the guys 
were shy as we changed.  I checked out the 
football player expecting him to be hung like a 
horse, but actually he was probably the next to 
smallest guy there.  Zorro had the smallest, a 
short pencil dick.  The priest had a fat cock but 
not that long.  The only guy who's cock might 
have been as long as mine was the construction 
worker.  My ego got a much needed, little boost.

The manager came back and gave us the order of 
appearance.  The order: the construction worker, 
followed by the priest, policeman, Zorro, then 
me, and finishing the football player.  I was 
fifth.  I was partly relieved but I was also a 
little anxious to get it over with and couldn't 
bear the wait.

The show started, there were only about 30 girls, 
and Liz's reserved table was still empty.  Of 
course I should have known that they would be 
running late.  Nothing new.

The construction worker was good and the girls 
seem to be into the show right off the bat.  The 
priest got some boos at first but women love to 
hate someone.  Someone actually tore off his g-
string near the end of his act but he kept on 
dancing and women were throwing money on the 
dance floor and howling for more.  I thought the 
manager would have stopped it because we were 
told a couple of times that by state law we 
weren't allowed to expose our genitalia.  I asked 
one of the waitresses that bring us drinks 
backstage what the story was.  She said that the 
manager could care less but he has to at least 
tell us that just in case he gets reported.  The 
other guys heard this as well.  One guy said, 
"That's probably what it will take to win the 
$250."

The policeman looked like he danced as good as 
the construction worker and Liz, my wife, and the 
rest of the crew midway through his act.  Liz and 
I made eye contact, she kind of made a signal 
that they had been drinking.  One look at them 
and I could tell that most of them were well on 
there way.

Zorro was pathetic.  For a Spanish guy he had no 
rhythm.  He swung around the cape good but once 
he took that off he seemed lost.  My nerves 
started to get to me even worse than the first 
time.  I asked the waitress for a tequila shot.  
When she got back I did the shot and gave her $5.  
She told me to relax, that I will be great and 
started rubbing my shoulders.  In my nervous 
state my penis had shrunken down, but with this 
girl rubbing my shoulders my cock sprang to life.  
Adrenaline filled my body as the announcer 
introduced the Beast.  I strutted out in beat to 
the music, then let out a roar.   Liz roared 
back, with the rest of the table joining her 
moments later.

I worked the room as I danced and was standing in 
front of my wife when I pulled my pants off.  She 
was cute as she bashfully put a dollar in my 
waistband.  Liz kept trying to give her bills but 
she was tentative.  I had to go the rest of the 
table naturally and each girl put a dollar into 
my g-string.  I was shocked as my sister actually 
gave my cock a tug.  I shook my finger at her as 
if she was naughty and gave her a roar.  Now with 
each roar, the crowd had gotten the idea to roar 
back at me.

I went around the room again dancing and 
collecting.  I picked up my cape and went back to 
my wife's table.  Liz was yelling and pointing to 
my wife, "This is the birthday girl, this is the 
birthday girl."  I extended my hand and pulled 
her onto the stage.  She was totally embarrassed 
and more than a little drunk.  I motioned her to 
kneel on the stage and surprisingly she actually 
did it.  The crowd was roaring now.  I stood in 
front of her and through the cape over her head 
hiding her and my groin.  I unsnapped my g-string 
and threw it onto the stage.  The crowd was 
cheering and then I let out a roar.  Now, I don't 
know if my wife could even see what I had done 
under the cape or if she could see my huge 
erection, but I was totally turned on.  The girls 
at her table were going absolutely crazy.

I pulled back away from my wife keeping my groin 
covered by the cape.  The crowd cheered as she 
stood and stepped off the stage totally 
embarrassed.  Her friends were hugging her.  I 
meanwhile started doing pelvic thrusts into the 
cape with my erection tossing the cape into the 
air.  I walked to the other side of the stage and 
the girls were throwing money onto the stage.  
Some were yelling, "Take it off, take it off."  
This time I figured it was the cape they wanted.

I made my way around the room.  At one table a 
woman about 30 was with a bunch of her co-
workers.  They were actually out celebrating her 
recent divorce.  The girls were at the edge of 
the stage.  I knelt down and quickly wrapped the 
cape around the new divorcee.  The girls went 
wild and I couldn't believe it when this girl 
took my cock in her hand and fed it into her 
mouth.  Everybody saw her head pumping under the 
cape and they were screaming.  It only lasted 10 
or 15 seconds until I pulled away from her.  A 
couple of girls threw some $5 bills on the stage.  
I couldn't believe girls were actually tipping me 
for this.  I should have to pay.

I made my way back toward my wife's table when 
suddenly my bosses wife, who was now blitzed out 
of her mind, quickly walks up to the edge of the 
stage where I am, and with one yank pulled the 
cape right out of my hand.  Now I was standing 
there totally naked with a hard-on with only a 
mask hiding my embarrassment.  Regaining my 
composure, I let out a huge roar.  The crowd 
answered with one of their own.  More dollars 
started floating to the stage.  Again the chant 
of "Take it off!" erupted.  Now they wanted the 
mask.  One girl held up a twenty and yelled, 
"Take it off, take it off!" 

I broke down.  I took off the mask, and tossed it 
onto the stage.  Then I leaned over and took the 
20-dollar bill out of the short blonde girl's 
hand with my teeth.  I took a bow, picked up my 
g-string and quickly put it on, then collected 
the money on the stage.  I gave a glance over at 
my wife's table.  Nobody recognized me.  Liz gave 
me a thumbs up signal.  The tips came to $136 
with the twenty bucks the girl gave me.

Once backstage I saw Zorro right there fucking an 
older (35-40ish) woman with his little pencil 
dick.  She was sitting on some boxes with her 
feet high in the air as he drove his cock into 
her.

The waitress came backstage and told me I did a 
great job and gave me a shot of tequila and 
returned my cape to me.  I pointed to Zorro with 
an open mouth.  She just looked at me and raised 
her eyebrows, as if it happens all the time.  I 
said thanks for drink.  She said, "No, it's not 
from me, the drink is from the cute blonde girl 
in front," the same girl who gave me the twenty.  
I gave the twenty-dollar bill to the waitress and 
said thanks for everything.  Moments later the 
cute little blonde was backstage.  I thanked her 
for the drink, but didn't know what else to say.  
She leaned in close to me and whispered in my ear 
that she really would like to kiss me, could we 
go somewhere more private.  The football player 
was just about to get announced when we went out 
the back door.  All I had on was my g-string and 
cape.  I was still barefoot and it was damn cold.  
Her car was right near the back door so we 
climbed into the back seat.  This girl was 
probably still in college, about 21, huge tits 
and an extremely short skirt.  We started kissing 
and I pulled her shirt over her head.  I couldn't 
believe how large her breasts were.  I had 
trouble with the clasp, which she quickly aided 
me with.  I loved her large heavy breasts as I 
sucked on each nipple.  She was quickly pulling 
my g-string aside and stroking my huge aching 
cock.  I reached under her skirt and found out 
she wasn't wearing any underwear.  I started to 
finger her but she pushed me away and said she 
wanted to fuck.  I wasn't about to argue and let 
her position the head of my cock at her entrance.  
She was incredibly wet and the head slid in easy.  
I started pushing into her and it got tight real 
quick, but a few pumps later I was slamming it 
home.  She was nibbling my ear telling me to fuck 
her faster.  Her huge breasts were slamming into 
my chest each time I slammed into her.  I swear I 
could cum just from a girl nibbling on my ear so 
I knew I wasn't going to be lasting long.  She 
didn't need it long though and started cumming 
like mad.  I felt a searing pain in my back, 
which distracted me for a few moments but then I 
was right back into it.  I just started fucking 
her like a piece of meat.  Burying my pole into 
this 21-year-old then suddenly I was cumming deep 
inside her.  I fell on top of her out of breath.  
She said I was great.  I told her the same and we 
kissed.  Then suddenly someone was knocking on 
the window.  It was the guy dressed as the 
policeman.  He yelled while laughing, "Hurry up, 
we are waiting for you!"

I pulled out of her with our combined juices all 
over me.  "Oh shit, I can't go in there like 
this."  No sooner said and she was down there 
giving my cock a quick tongue bath.  I put the g-
string on as the blonde dressed and we walked 
back into the club.  Inside I began to straighten 
my cape.  One of the guys said, "Oh shit, look at 
your back."  Sure enough, the bitch had scratched 
the shit out of me.  One huge claw mark across my 
back that was welting up into four parallel 
lines.  Now I knew I wasn't going to be taking 
off my cape again.  I put my mask back on and 
waited to go out on stage.

The waitress returned backstage and shook her 
finger at me as she approached.  She went to 
whisper into my ear.  As I bent down to hear her 
she whispered, "Have you been a naughty boy?" and 
she squeezed and massaged my semi-hard cock in my 
g-string.  Shit, my cock hadn't had this much 
attention in years.  She was a real piece of ass 
and I wished I could fuck her right there but we 
were going on stage.

Each of us had our short turn dancing as the 
crowd cheered us.  When it was my turn, my wife's 
table was noticeably loud.  The blonde had 
returned from the car and was now center stage 
holding up a fifty.  Yelling that she would pay 
$50 for my g-string.  Everyone was getting into 
it.  I said, "For $50 you could take it off."  I 
heard another girl yell that she would pay $60 
but I couldn't see exactly who yelled it.  I 
walked up to the blonde that I had just fucked 
moments ago and took her $50.  She then ran her 
hand up my legs slowly as everyone watched in 
anticipation, gripped the thin band and slowly 
lowered the band down my legs exposing my long 
thick semi hard well-fucked cock hanging between 
my legs.  The crowd started the Beast roar on 
their own.  I roared back then took off the mask.   
The crowd cheered again.  I knew I had easily won 
again this week in more ways than one.

I collected my money, dressed and rushed home 
hoping to beat my wife.  I thanked my mother-in-
law for watching the kids and sent her home.  She 
gave me a look due to the hair, tan and the 
missing beard, but thankfully she didn't ask any 
questions.  I was sure she would ask my wife 
tomorrow.

I jumped in the shower and quickly washed.  In my 
robe I rushed back outside to get the costume out 
of the trunk of the car.  I had just got the 
costume on when the car pulled up.  I went to the 
living room and peaked out the window thinking 
that only my wife would come in, but instead 
everyone was piling into the house.  Liz was the 
only sober one of the lot.  The girls were a bit 
loud and I was afraid they would wake the kids 
but Liz quickly quieted them.  My wife said she 
wanted to get me to join them for cake and went 
upstairs.  The rest of the girls went directly to 
the kitchen and were sitting at the kitchen table 
and putting some candles on a cake as I hid in 
the shadows of the dark living room.  My sister 
started talking about how big a cock the beast 
had.  They all agreed and said they couldn't 
believe it.  One of my wife's friends said that 
she had one that big back in college and now 
missed it.  They all laughed and said mockingly 
how size doesn't matter.  My cock had grown to 
full size again with all this talk and was poking 
at my pants.  The talk turned to the construction 
worker and how one of them actually liked Zorro.  
Someone kidded her about his rhythm.  My wife 
returned saying she couldn't find me.  I figured 
this was as good a time as any.

With my mask and costume on I walked into the 
kitchen.  Everybody's mouth just opened and eyes 
went wide.  One of my wife's friends said, "What 
the hell are you doing here?"  Liz laughed which 
broke some of the tension.  I then pulled away my 
rip-away pants.  I did some pelvic thrusts and 
said in a spoken whisper "roar."  Then I turned 
to my wife whose mouth was still hung open in 
disbelief and said, "Honey, when are your friends 
going to go home?"

My wife just stood there dazed.  My sister 
suddenly said, "Oh my god!"  Liz then said, 
"Girls, I think we will have to wait until 
tomorrow to blow out these candles.  And we can 
catch up on things then.  Let's say we meet here 
at 7:00 tomorrow night, okay."   My wife and all 
the others agreed and they started walking 
towards the front door.  My boss's wife suddenly 
said, "Was he the one dancing?"  All the girls 
started laughing and hugging her.  My sister 
sarcastically said, "Boy, you're quick."

I walked over and kissed my wife.  She hugged me 
and said, "I don't know whether to be embarrassed 
or proud.  You were great up there!"

I said, "Thanks, it means a lot coming from you."

Then she pulled away from me and said, "Where did 
you get that thing though?" pointing at my 
crotch.

I smiled and asked her, "Do you think you can get 
used to it?"

She said, "Probably not, but I'll have fun 
trying?"

I don't know if I'll ever dance again in public, 
but at least I'm dancing a lot more at home.

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex
with others outside a monogamous relationship. But
it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people
other than a trusted partner. You only have one
body per lifetime, so take good care of it!
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