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Archive name: hamlet.txt (MF/MF-dogs)
Authors name: Nevyn
Story title : Hamlet and Xanth

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Hamlet and Xanth (MF/MF-dogs)
by Nevyn (No address provided)


I'm sitting here in front of my PC remembering Saturday, 
sort of a usual Saturday with a bit of a twist.  At 8:30 
Heather got up out of bed (I can't understand people who 
can get up early on a Saturday!) and started pottering 
about in the kitchen.  I closed my eyes with a view to 
another hour or two's kip when I heard Kathump kathump, 
kathump kathump, KATHUMP KATHUMP, WALLOP!!  

Two great huge heavy weights thumped onto the bed almost 
breaking my spine and rupturing my innards (or worse, 
turning my innards into outards).  Before I was able to 
open my eyes, my face was being smeared by what felt like 
a wet, warm sponge, no, two wet warm sponges, and my body 
felt like it was pinned to the bed by a tree trunk.  
Muffled I heard a merry voice say "Good morning, 
sleepyhead.  Get up.  You got a swimming pool to dig 
today."

Trying to sit up but failing, I said "Mmmglurph glarp."  
Bad mistake.  As soon as my lips were parted, Hamlets 
slimy tongue slipped into my mouth and halfway down my 
throat.  I honestly wouldn't mind, except I know what he 
sometimes finds and eats!  My arms were pinned down by 
the weight of both the dogs on the bed spread, and my 
shoulders were held down by Hamlets paws.  Xanth was 
lying across my hips, and I was completely pinned down.  
Hamlet had covered my face with drool, and cleaned out my 
nose and mouth with his tongue, and worse, I was getting 
a hard on that was becoming painful, as it was underneath 
the bedspread held down by Xanth.

Eventually I managed to move my right leg out to the side 
of the bed, and gain enough leverage to bend my leg so I 
could roll out from underneath the two monsters.  Now 
that I was free I leapt onto the bed rolling Hamlet over 
and pinning him beneath me.  With his rear legs bent, but 
splayed out to the side, his genitals were fully exposed 
and he was at my mercy.  Xanth was still lying near the 
foot of the bed, probably asleep already.

I sat on Hamlet so his nuts was pressing against my 
arsehole, and our dicks were pressed against each other, 
my thighs above his legs, and my legs curling below his 
legs, so my heels were pushed against the base of his 
spine, and I began vigorously scratching my fingers up 
and down his chest.  Hamlet thrashed his head to the side 
trying to bite my knee, and waved his front paws in the 
air as I lay on top of him, pressing my naked body 
against his chest, and nuzzling the side of my face 
against his jowls.

The old hormones were beginning to boil in my 
bloodstream, as my dick reached its full engorgement and 
pressed hard against Hamlets dick, also beginning to 
grow, covered in its hairy sheath.  I sat up and reached 
behind me to scratch between his nuts and anus, making 
him growl a deep rumble of pleasure and lick his jowls, 
causing wet slapping sounds.  Running one hand up and 
down his chest and over his small nipples (I don't know 
if he has sensitive nipples, but he has never complained, 
so I guess he likes it) I could start pulling his sheath 
back and forward over his dick.

Instantly it began swelling and extending (these guys are 
such pushovers) and it glistened red and wet.  I raised 
myself on my knees and pulled his dick back and upright, 
then slowly lowered myself onto his hot, pulsing meat.  
The point pressed against my hole, and slowly, slowly I 
took the full length of it up my arse.

Hamlets eyes were glazing over, as he lay perfectly 
still, savoring the novelty of being screwed on his back.  
Hinging my knees and bracing one hand next to his nuts 
behind me so I could hold and guide his dick, and the 
other on his chest I could run my sphincter up and down 
the length of his thin wet shaft.  Hot meat filled my 
butt and the sensation was making me ooze out the end of 
my dick.

As I reached the end of my strokes, my buttocks pressed 
against his groin, and the full length of his shaft 
inside me, I would pause slightly, and at each pause, I 
could feel the base of his dick swelling bigger.  Until 
it plugged my hole completely, still swelling so we were 
tied together, mated so I couldn't remove him from inside 
me if I had wanted to.  Deep, deep in my hole I could 
feel him contracting his muscles, and red-hot lava poured 
into me: Hamlet at the peak of his pleasure was coming 
into my arse, filling me with his passion. 

At first, when I was tied to Hamlet, it felt as though I 
was being reamed with a baseball bat, so big was the 
swelling that my hole could barely stretch around him, 
but as I grew more accustomed to it, the feeling of being 
so intimately tied to him is so intense, so fulfilling.

Still his come was pumping into me making me nearly come 
myself from the sensations.

When I felt him pause, I would squeeze my own muscles 
against the whole of his shaft to prolong his pleasure.  
Slowly I edged backward and lay back with a pillow under 
my hips, so now we were both laying on our backs, butt to 
butt, with his pulsing cock still bound tightly into me, 
and as I lay back, I was face to face with Xanth.

I caressed her ears, head and neck, and she looked up and 
licked my face, wagging her tail.  I took her tongue into 
my mouth, and kissed her on the lips, as I ran my hands 
over her lovely silky body, each movement of my arms 
causing a reaction that would make Hamlet spurt fresh 
come into my depths.  I scratched her down the ridge of 
her back, and she rolled over slightly, displaying her 
magnificent collection of nipples.  I turned my head so I 
could take one into my mouth, and nuzzled my face into 
her warm, soft belly fur, sucking like a puppy, and 
feeling so secure and safe in the embrace of my animals.

Each time I shifted I would feel Hamlets dick, which may 
have been softening a little, surge back to rigidity and 
a fresh wave of his hot fluid would squeeze out up my 
hole around his hut stiff doggy dick.

I was so blind horny that pre-come was pooling into a 
small lake on my own stomach, I was being elevated to a 
state of randiness that release would bring oblivion.  I 
fondled Xanth and sucked her nipples, while my male dog 
was releasing himself to his fullest inside me.

We stayed locked in that embrace for at least half an 
hour.  Finally, finally Hamlets dick began to subside, I 
could feel its tight grip up my rectum start to relent, 
as the passion washed out of him.

Sated he was starting to pack up his tools, as it were.  
Me however, I was as randy as they make them.  I moved to 
stand up, and I felt Hamlets dick pull right out of my 
arse, barely allowing me to keep the semen from splatting 
out.

Xanth raised her head as I got off the bed and looked at 
me with her big trusting eyes, thumping her tail on the 
bed and stretching a paw out at me.  I scratched the top 
of her head as she yawned hugely.  She sniffed my dick 
and licked casually at the wetness of the lubricant.

I had an idea, something I hadn't tried before.  Holding 
Xanth's head still with one hand, I guided my cock into 
the side of her mouth, into the flap of jowl.  That 
wonderful, intelligent dog of mine stayed perfectly 
still, not moving a muscle, as my dick slid its full 
length into the side of her mouth, the head slipping 
along next to her teeth (surprisingly they are really 
smooth, and so well lubed with her saliva they were 
slippery like her gums).  Now I could grip my dick 
through the flesh of her jowls, and rub the cheek up and 
down the length of my dick.

What an incredible feeling! Her mouth was really warm, 
and feeling my dick through her cheek was awesome.  I 
would describe it like jerking off while your dick is 
covered in a big, warm, furry condom, but that really 
doesn't come close.  Perhaps closer to giving yourself 
head.

Anyway the feeling was incredible, and I began rubbing 
her jowl faster along my dick, seeing it inside her 
mouth, and feeling the fur and my own meat with my hand.

Xanth was still staying stock still, not sure, I guess, 
what was going on.  I was getting closer to orgasm, and 
losing rational thought, the novelty of getting a blowjob 
from my dog, and seeing my dick vanishing and reappearing 
into the loose flesh of her jowl, being pressed against 
my dick.

Now I couldn't hold back, as I was thrusting into her 
mouth, rising higher toward orgasm, until, Pow, Zap 
zapzap, electricity flowed through me, up through my body 
into my head, orgasm thudded into me.  Semen squirted 
into Xanth's mouth, wad after wad of thick, white come 
flooded into her.

I dug my fingers into the side of her head, scratching 
her ears convulsively as I came, the novelty of the 
experience prolonging my pleasure.  And still the waves 
were washing through me, coming still, forcing the come 
into Xanth.  I gripped my dick again through her flesh, 
squeezing the last of the come, and pleasure, into her 
mouth and withdrawing, even then small bolts of pleasure 
gripping my muscles.

Now Xanth moved, licking her jowls and swallowing my 
come, wagging her tail and smacking her lips, enjoying 
every morsel of her breakfast snack.

"Come on, breakfast is ready.  Pancakes and maple syrup," 
called a sweet voice from the kitchen.

"I just got a blowjob from Xanth," I declared in 
return.

"And you didn't let me watch, bastard. Hey," the voice 
was closer now, "I thought you'd still be shagged out 
from last nights performance.  I'm still sore from the 
cucumber." Heather rubbed her pussy through the thin 
fabric of her dressing gown.  "Ah!  Don't forget you were 
going to bath the dogs today."

Goddamn.  Forgot.  They WERE a bit whiffy, but bathing 
them was a tremendous effort.  You imagine trying to keep 
a dog that weighs more than you from leaping out of the 
bath while they are still waterlogged, or from eating the 
soap.  Fuck it.  "O.K.  Which one do you want?"

"Wrong again!  Darryl and Janene are coming over at 
11:00 and we are bottling peaches all day.  You get 
both" Goddamn. Both of the monsters.

Breakfast.  Yummm.  Maple syrup.  Hot pancakes.  Yummm

The day was slated to be a cracker.  Absolute heaven, 
blue sky horizon to horizon, not a cloud to be seen.  
Perfect weather to be doing nothing but lying in the sun 
like a pregnant lizard, no worries or cares.  Just bliss.

Unfortunately I was in the process of wresting Xanth into 
the tub.  Twelve stone of eel.  Why, O Lord why don't 
they like getting into the tub.  They love being wet, 
they love getting washed, they love being dried off.  But 
they will not, WILL NOT get into the tub!!!  Eventually 
(as usual) I just lifted her bodily into the tub.  We 
have a huge bathroom, tiled everywhere, and a great big 
spa bath, three-seater at least.  I wash the dogs in here 
'cause it's easier (I think) than doing it with buckets 
outside.

Washing the dogs is easiest in three sections. Rear 
first, then middle, then head.  In between washing their 
middle and head, I rewashed their whole body.  You see, 
the first shampoo barely suds, just washing off the 
surface dirt, and revealing the more fundamental mess 
underneath.  Then their head last, 'cause neither of them 
really likes having their ears wet.

Naked is the best way for me to be too, otherwise 
anything I'm wearing fills up with dog hair and clogs the 
washing machine.  Also, let's face it, I'm kinky as hell!

While I'm washing them, I like to bring them to orgasm 
too.  Xanth I played with just before washing her head, 
stimulating her nipples with my soapy hands, until she 
was begging me to enter her.  Then inserting one finger, 
two, and slowly fucking her with my fingers.  She started 
humping up and down my fingers, really slippery from the 
water mixing with her love juices.  I kept my fingers 
pushing into her, and letting her hump their entire 
length, until she orgasmed, squeezing her vagina muscles 
onto my fingers, smacking her lips loudly as she came.  
(and burbled as it came?  Hmmm gives the Jabberwocky a 
whole new meaning!) With my fingers as far into her as 
they could go, I could feel the convulsions as she bathed 
in her ecstasy.  Finally they became less frequent and 
violent as the pleasure washed out, leaving her sated.  
After I withdrew my fingers, Xanth leapt around and 
swatted me playfully with a paw.  40 liters of water 
leapt around too, and swatted me playfully.  Sigh.  Most 
of it would flow down the floor drain.

Hamlet I washed the same way (why change a formula that 
works, right?), after I eventually got him in the tub, 
but I didn't make him come this time.  Nope, I had plans 
for this laddie and his meat this time.

When I had finally got him clean, form the tip of his 
tail to the tip of his nose, and in between carefully 
washing his dick and inside his sheath as much as 
possible, and scrubbing around and in his arsehole (you 
never know when you might want to screw him), I rinsed 
him off, and began toweling him off.  Xanth is very 
blase' about being dried:- she just stands there and 
takes it, but Hamlet loves it.  He bites at the towel and 
snuffles through my legs, trying to rip the towel into 
tiny bits.  All the while it gets him horny as hell.

Dry as I would be able to get him, and with some of the 
water cleaned up from the floor, it was time for he and 
Xanth to be brushed, something else they both love.  I 
took them into the guest room to brush them, listening as 
I passed the hall to the sounds of preserving coming from 
the kitchen.  Darryl and Janene were with Heather in the 
kitchen.  Good friends of ours.  We were slowly sort of 
negotiating with them a foursome.  It would happen, but 
in it's own good time.

The dogs' coats become so soft and silky smooth after 
they have been bathed, I can never resist rubbing all of 
my naked body up and down theirs.  So soft and warm as I 
cuddled them both to me, while I brushed.  I had to brush 
them alternating fairly regularly, or one would get 
jealous and push in between me and the other.

I got Hamlet to lie down and roll over so I could brush 
out the loose fur on his stomach and chest.  He would 
wave his legs in the air and try to bite my knees, making 
deep groaning noises of pleasure as I brushed him.  His 
dick was getting hard too, as he was becoming horny as 
me.  Slowly I began rubbing his sheath over his meat, 
getting instant response from him, hunching his hips up 
to meet my hand, thrusting into it.  I teased him a 
little, bringing him close to coming, then pausing, to 
let him recede again.  Lowering my head, I breathed in 
deeply and took in the scent of him, slightly damp, but 
clean, and tickled the sensitive tip of his now huge, 
pulsing cock with my tongue.  Instantly a jet of almost 
clear fluid spurted onto my face.  I grabbed his dick 
through his sheath hard, and began pumping it up and 
down, at the same time sucking on his dick quite 
strongly.  

Hamlet pushed his hips up, sinking his dong into my mouth 
and squirting his come into in stream after stream.  His 
come tasted slightly salty, but not unpleasant.  It was 
quite thin, (don't let anyone tell you it is thick like 
human come) and there was a lot of it.  Jet after jet 
squirting down my throat, as I swallowed it all, Hamlet 
pushing his long red dong into my mouth so my lips were 
running up and down the whole length of his wanting 
shaft.  I sucked harder and more come squirted in, 
flooding my taste buds with that warm juice.  I massaged 
his balls in their black sack, and pumped the base of his 
dick.  

Now I was horny as hell, so I sat up and kneeled next to 
him, still pumping his dick with one hand, and my own 
with my other hand.  The slick, clear juice of my own 
pre-come covered the head of my dick, and I could have 
fucked him up the arse then and there, but instead after 
only a few pumps on my super-stiff dick, I began feeling 
the tang of orgasm stirring within me.  I leaned over 
Hamlet, and pointed my dick at the base of his as I 
started spurting my thick come onto him.  I could still 
taste his sperm in my mouth as I watched my come splash 
against his dick, getting spread over the whole length of 
his meat by my hand pulling him off. 

 This brought a fresh series of spurts from him, and 
seeing his come squirt into the air to land high up his 
chest prolonged my own orgasm.  Thick come pulsed out my 
dick again, and began to flow over Hamlets balls and 
around the base of his dick.  Electricity gripped me 
still as the orgasm held me, blind to anything but the 
sex between us.

Not so intense, now the pleasure started leaving me, 
feeling drained and exhausted from the intensity of the 
orgasm.  Hamlet sat up as soon as I released him and 
began licking my and his come off is balls and dong.  
Xanth wandered up from sleeping in the corner and 
snuffled into my groin, licking the come off my hands and 
dick, still getting small twangs of pleasure out of my 
anti-climatic state.  I caressed both my dogs with 
genuine love, letting them know they were good dogs, 
letting them both nuzzle their noses against my body.

I wrapped a towel around me and went to my room to dress.  
The dogs I left to wander into the kitchen to annoy the 
cooks.  I soon followed them into the kitchen, and my 
wife came up and hugged me and kissed me on the mouth.  
"Thank you for washing them both.  Have fun?"

"Same as usual," I said and grinned.

Heather grinned back and said, "Good.  Hope you 
still have some energy left to start the swimming 
pool with Darryl!"

by Nevyn

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This story was written as an adult fantasy.  The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
anyway shape or form.  Anyone tempted to act out any of
the scenarios in this story;  should seriously consider
seeking professional help.
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