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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, July
Part: 7 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the

   Golden Clitorides Awards.  Their object is to promote good stories and
good authors.  Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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   The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:

   "Inspire me," I told my Muse.

   Embarrassment forbids me to type her response.  She's still pissed at me
for accidently destroying last month's presentation, the one that would
have made us both legends.  It looks like I'm winging it again this month.

   <Sigh.>

   So I went to La Taverna.  Sometimes you've got to go where everybody
knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

   A waitress approached my table.  "What'll you have, Mac?" she asked.

   "My usual," I replied, ignoring the fact that she mistook me for Katie.
(Katie is taller.)

   She frowned.  "And what might that be?"

   "Never mind.  Just bring me something with chocolate in it." A minute
later I was staring at a Tootsie Pop(R) and pondering the fleeting nature
of fame.

   So what could I do?  I walked to the stage.  I set on the podium the
statuette and framed award, a-hemmed for attention, and announced, "The
Winner of the Silver Clitorides Award for the best story of the Month of
July, 2003, goes to "Callie," by Deana Johns.  Congratulations, Mr.  Johns,
and well done to all the authors and finalists."

   The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Winner:

   Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

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   The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Finalists.

   A Pirate's Party http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/piratesparty.html by Dryad
http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/

   Black Spider in B Cup, White http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43467 by
DrSpin http://www.asstr.org/~gary/DrSpin.htm

   Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

   Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera

   Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm by ezwritr

   Year of the New Phone http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/phone.html by
Number 6 http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/

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   The July 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees.

   A Pirate's Party http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/piratesparty.html by Dryad
http://www.asstr.org/~Dryad/

   Angel of the Night http://www.asstr.org/~oosh/nightangel.html by Oosh
http://www.asstr.org/~oosh/

   Black Spider in B Cup, White http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43467 by
DrSpin http://www.asstr.org/~gary/DrSpin.htm

   Callie http://assm.asstr.org/Year2003/43391 by Deana Johns
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Deana_Johns/

   Door to Door http://www.asstr.org/~naive/doortodoor.html by Naive
http://www.asstr.org/~naive/

   Independence Day http://www.cleansheets.com/ by Mike Kimera

   Into the Palms
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/Into_the_Palms by Holly
Rennick http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Holly_Rennick/

   Letters to Myself: Kissing Kathy Doyle http://www.erotica-readers.com/
by Mike Kimera

   My Brother, My Lover http://www.storiesonline.net by Jessy19

   Seven Lovers http://www.voracitybeat.com/words.htm by ezwritr

   Year of the New Phone http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/phone.html by
Number 6 http://www.asstr.org/~number_6/
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