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DISCLAIMER:  The following story is false.  If you don’t believe me, 
prove me wrong by doing everything you read below yourself.  Unless 
you’re under 18.  In that case, you should skip this story, and go read 
"The Story of O" by Pauline Reage, which they will let you check out of 
your local library.

Try as I might to write erotica, all my letters are
      STILL REJECTED BY PENTHOUSE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            By
                    OddManOut


LUSTY LADY LEARNS TO LIKE LOTS OF LOVERS ON A RAUNCHY RANCH ORGY

Dear Sirs,

I have read Penthouse Forum since I was fourteen, and I have read about 
many interesting experiences from all of your readers.  However, I feel 
that a sexual encounter I had about two months ago is worthy of being 
placed in your magazine.

My name is Polly, and I am twenty-eight years old.  I have blue eyes, 
long blonde hair, and a completely natural 36C-24-36 figure for my 
5-foot 6-inch frame.  I was a virgin when I married my husband George, 
but since that time, he has taught me to love sex in all its forms.  In 
our ten years of marriage, we have learned how to satisfy all of our 
deepest desires, or so I recently thought.

One day, while George and I were going at it doggy-style, he asked me if 
I ever fantasized about making love with another man.  I said "no", but 
then when I felt him slow down behind me, I changed my mind and said 
"well, sometimes."  That caused him to increase his torrid tempo, and 
soon he filled me with his seed.  When I asked him about it later, he 
confessed to me that it had always been a fantasy of his to see me with 
another lover.

The next time we hit the sacks, I decided to turn him on a bit by 
calling out another man’s name occasionally while he drilled my hill.  
Sure enough, within seconds of my moan, his skyscraper grew another 
couple of floors, and before I knew it, we were both coming together as 
one.  Soon, the fantasy of my having sex with another man became a 
regular occurrence in our sex lives.

For our tenth anniversary, George booked us both for a 5-day vacation at 
a dude ranch in Montana.  The weekend before we left, he admitted to me 
that it would turn him on if he could see me fuck a sexy cowboy or two 
while we were away.  When I told him I’d consider it, he gave me a big 
hug and said "I hope so" before we settled down to a wild night of 
taming the trouser snake.

When we got to the ranch, we were greeted by a tall, blond cowboy by the 
name of Gus.  As soon as I saw him, I knew that Gus was the one I wanted 
to break my vows with.  As he showed George and I to our room, I took 
the opportunity to check out what he was packing.  Beneath his big belt 
buckle I spied a lusty lump in his groin.  Before he left the room, I 
made sure to thank Gus in front of George by putting my arms around him 
and giving him a big kiss on the cheek while my hips pressed into his 
hidden hose.  Gus gave me a surprised look and snuck a look at George, 
then walked hurriedly out of the room before we could see his emerging 
erection.  When Gus was out of sight, I turned to George and gave a 
wink.

"I think I’d like him in me, honey."  I said, walking over to George.

"I’d like him in you too!"  He said, throwing me on the bed and 
unzipping my pants.  We had a quickie, not even taking off our shirts, 
then redressed and went out to the stables to do a little riding.

I had never ridden before, so George arranged for me to be instructed in 
the art of horseback riding.  The trainer turned out to be a sturdy hand 
named Nate.  Nate had dark curly hair, a barrel chest, and a pair of 
piercing blue eyes that made me want to melt into my saddle whenever he 
looked at me.  I was soon considering him as backup, in case Gus didn’t 
work out.

Nate put me on a well-tempered old mare, and soon I was trotting around 
the yard without looking like a complete idiot.  When we left the 
stables and went out on the trail, Nate continued to guide us, and I 
eagerly admired his butt as it bounced up and down in his saddle.  When 
he helped me dismount for the last time, I made sure to give Nate a 
flash of my shaved chute through my shorts.  He brought me down to the 
ground with a smile, and gave me a quick wink that George couldn’t see.

Our day was winding down, so George and I went and watched some of the 
ranch hands round up the cattle to drive them to the yard.  Three of the 
hands, Luke, Walt and Burl, looked especially delectable as they rode 
behind the huge steers.  I sat on the fence as they drove the cattle in, 
and made sure that all of the hands got a good look at my exposed 
cleavage and legs.  Unfortunately, the flies also got a good look, and I 
ended up with huge bites all over my body.

That night, after our hearty steak dinner, George and I retired to our 
room for some consultation.  I confided to my husband that I really 
wanted to fuck Gus, but I couldn’t see it in my heart to leave out any 
of the other delectable cowboys.  Ever ready with a solution, George 
asked "Why not try and have a gang-bang?"  Instantly my heart leapt.  
This vacation, I would not only fulfill the fantasy of sex with another 
man, I would get it from several men at once!  I threw my arms around 
George and thanked him for the suggestion.  "However," I said, "it would 
probably be best if you brought in Gus alone first."

George said "Leave it to me." then got up and left the room to go find 
Gus.  While he was away, I took myself into the bathroom and made myself 
beautiful for the legion of cowboys that would soon be driving their 
doggies into all my corrals.  First I stripped naked, and applied 
perfume to my breasts and pussy, taking time to highlight my nipples 
with some lipstick.  Next, I changed from my normal clothes into a 
slinky black dress, which was actually two sizes too small.  The dress, 
designed to be merely revealing on a smaller woman, was almost obscene 
on me.  The hem ended a mere inch below my steaming penis-pot, while my 
bountiful boobs were spilling out over the top of the top.  Holes in the 
sides of the dress showed off the sides of my back, and revealed to all 
that I was wearing no form of a bra.  My final touch was to tease up my 
hair by spraying it with hairspray, then blowing it through a fan, to 
create a windblown look.  Looking in the mirror, I decided that I had 
produced the desired effect:  Instead of coming across as a normal 
housewife, I looked like a full-fledged slut.  I hurried back into the 
room to wait for Gus.

Soon, George returned to our room, with Gus at his side.  "So honey, 
does he look good?"  George asked.

"Good enough to eat!"  I replied in my sultriest voice, standing up from 
the bed.  Both men’s mouths dropped open as they gawped openly at my 
half-naked body.  "Why don’t you come on over here and get comfortable?"  
I asked Gus.  Before you could say "Ride me, cowboy", Gus had me on the 
bed with one hand around my waist and the other under my skirt.  I 
moaned softly and unbuttoned his shirt as he slowly strummed my 
one-string guitar.

As soon as I had Gus’s shirt off, I began to suck on his nipples.  As I 
sucked, I undid his pants and slid them down his legs.  Gus wasn’t 
wearing any underwear either, and soon his saucy saguaro was standing 
tall in the breeze.

"I’ve got to suck it!"  I said, and kneeled at his feet on the bed.  
Disengaging his fingers from my syrupy honey-pot, he proceeded to undo 
my dress as I slid his jerky beef down my throat.  Unlike George’s 
modest 6 and 5 eighths inches, Gus had a proud 8 and one quarter inch 
long shlong, and it was a bit of a challenge to work my throat around 
all that meat.  Every fiber of my being stood still as I slowly engulfed 
his copper-headed rattler.  Soon, to my delight, I had taken him 
completely in.  Gus began to squeeze and stroke my bare nipples as I 
deep-throated his dipstick.

George watched appreciatively as I guzzled on Gus, and soon he undid his 
shorts and began to crack his whip as he watched us do our dirty deeds.  
I managed to wink at him with one eye as Gus stuffed my face full of his 
musky meat.

As much as I enjoyed sucking on Gus, I wanted to feel him inside of me.  
I slowly pulled my head off his head, and looked up at his face.  "Oh 
god, pound my hot box like you mean it!"  I moaned, and spread my legs 
to show him what I meant.  Gus got the message, and lifted me onto the 
bed.  I parted my thighs as wide as I could, and pointed the way to my 
vivacious vortex.  Without hesitating, Gus lunged forward, and plowed 
his pole deep into my wet furrow.

Each thrust from Gus brought me to a new plateau, and soon I went over 
the top in an explosive climax as he continued to ram his ramrod down my 
willing bore.  I clenched my clam around his rod, and said "Let me bring 
you off like no one else, stud!"  I then twisted my body back and forth 
on his cock as he moaned for more.  When I reached down and began to 
massage his macadamias with my free hand, Gus finally lost control.  
With a rebel yell and a lunge of the hips, Gus slammed into me, 
injecting my mold with his molten filling.

When Gus finally pulled out, I gave a disappointed pout and said "Give 
me more dick, you carnal cowboy!"  Gus began to shake his snake, but his 
potential python remained a sagging sidewinder.  I looked over at 
George, and said "What can I do, honey?  I want more shooting, but the 
reload time is too long!"

Suddenly, Gus got the idea we wanted him to have.  Looking down at me, 
he said "Ma’am, how about if I brought in some help from my friends to 
keep you satisfied?"  I looked right back at him and said "The more the 
merrier!  Tell you what, cowboy.  Why don’t you go organize a posse for 
my pussy!"  Gus leapt into his jeans and said "Right away, Ma’am!" 
before bolting out the door.

As soon as Gus was gone, I looked at George and asked him if he was 
turned on because his wife was about to get plowed by a bunch of 
plowboys.  He nodded, telling me that it had always been a fantasy of 
his to see me service a large number of men.  "And I don’t mean serving 
the beer at my football parties!"  I agreed.  I hated to serve beer at 
George’s football parties!

Soon, Gus returned, with Nate, Luke, Walt, and Burl in tow.  With five 
able-bodied men in the room at once, I felt like a kid in a candy 
factory, except that this kid was going to get hard rock candy stuffed 
up all her willing holes!

I stood up and said "Okay, boys, who wants to be first?"  Luke and Nate 
immediately put up their hands, then looked at each other worriedly.  I 
smiled at both of them.  "Okay, boys.  You can both be first."

Unable to believe their good luck, the two studs hurried into position 
on either end of me.  Luke placed his prod at the entrance to my cunt, 
while Nate worked his worm up to my lips.  On an unspoken cue, they both 
thrust forward at once, suddenly filling me from both ends with over a 
foot of cowboy kielbasa.  I always love to suck cock, but that night I 
realized it’s even better to lick dick when you have a spare salami 
juicing up your ginny!

My enthusiasm must have translated to Nate, because soon he began to 
grab my hair and move himself faster in and out of my mouth.  "Open 
wide, because I’m gonna feed you a gallon of white hot love-lava!"  Nate 
yelled, as his body began to cash the check his mouth just wrote.  I 
swallowed everything he gave, then let a little bit of his glans-glaze 
drip out of my mouth and down my chin.

When Luke saw me swallow Nate’s load, he shouted "Set an extra place, 
little lady, ‘cause I’m coming too!"  With that warning, the cowboy’s 
sex-shooter began to fire wildly inside my slippery valley.  At the 
sight of Nate’s juicy jackhammer filling me up like a twinkie with its 
creamy filling, George’s hand moved faster over his own respectable 
scepter.  "Squirt that sperm like you mean it!"  I moaned to George, who 
soon complied, spreading a little bit of happiness onto my leg.

Nate and Luke rolled off me and went to the bathroom to clean up as I 
looked at Gus, Walt, and Burl.  "Okay, boys, which of you are next?"  I 
asked.  Gus and Walt quickly raised their hands, but Burl was a little 
too slow on the draw.  "I guess you’ll come last, Burl."  I started to 
say, but Walt quickly cut me off with a hearty laugh.

"Lady,  out here on the range, our women take us three ways, or they 
don’t take us at all!"  I felt a rush of heat flow through my loins as I 
considered what Walt meant.  I had never had anal sex before, but I had 
heard of it in charm school, and I was always a little curious about it.  
I looked over at George.  "What do you think, baby?  Should I take a big 
fat dingus up my little old butt?"  George nodded furiously, and I could 
see his pumper pumping back to life as we talked.

I looked at the three men.  "Okay, boys.  Come on over here and give me 
the third degree!"  Gus immediately popped his piston up my pussy, while 
Walt whipped out his own weasel and waved it at my mouth.  As I sucked 
it in, Burl bellied up to my butt, and pulled out his pendulous pud.  I 
gasped when I saw it.  Burl’s bore was only an inch thick, but it had to 
be at least ten inches long.  The uncircumcised head bobbed back and 
forth like a metronome, inviting me to join in its beat of lust.

"Come drill my virgin ass with your one-inch bit!"  I mumbled around 
Walt’s cock.  I felt so deliciously dirty, offering a piece of my anal 
cherry pie to a man other than my husband.  Burl eagerly stepped up to 
the plate, spitting on his hand and rubbing it into his rod for 
lubrication.  He placed his morel-headed mace at the entrance of my 
forbidden grotto, then pushed forward roughly.  As my ass was filled up 
with Burl’s burliness, I screamed in pleasure.  I had never been 
penetrated by three men at the same time, but I knew that I wanted it to 
happen a lot more in the future.  As Burl and Gus filled both my barrels 
with cock, Walt whetted my appetite by pushing his peter in and out of 
my mouth.  Being poked by the pokers of three cowpokes at once was too 
much for me to take, and I began to enter into a long, continuous 
orgasm.  George was turned on by the sight, and he ran to my side just 
in time to spray my breasts with his own protective sealant.

Seeing my husband’s come running down my breasts as they triple-played 
me was too much for my paramours, and soon they started to 
simultaneously squirt their loads into all my waiting holes.  Gus pulled 
out first, and his juice dripped out of my pussy as I sucked Walt’s cock 
completely clean of all its white goo.  Finally, Burl slid his softened 
breadstick out from my newly deflowered rosebud.  "That was great!"  I 
said.  "Let’s do it some more!"

The six men looked at me like I was crazy.  "Are you crazy?"  Walt 
asked.  "Lady, you durn fucked us out!  You gotta wait awhile!"  He held 
up his limp firehose to illustrate his point.  I moaned back in 
frustration.  "But I’m so horny I could fuck a dog right now!"

Most of the men laughed, but Nate just stared at me, his brown eyes 
piercing through mine like two knitting needles soaked in acid.  "Do you 
really mean it?" he asked.  As he spoke the words, a shiver passed 
through my body like I had never known.  My girlfriends and I had always 
wondered about having sex with a dog, and now I was going to see what it 
was like!  "You bet, you big stud!"  I told him, thrusting out my proud 
breasts.  "Go round me up a doggie, cowboy!"

As Nate ran out the door, I turned to George.  "So, hubby, how would you 
like to see your wife do it doggy-style with a real dog?"  George looked 
at me and said "If it makes you happy, it makes me happy."  I could tell 
that he was going to enjoy seeing me with a dog, but not as much as I 
was.

Soon Nate came back through the door, guiding a dog on a leash.  "This 
was the only dog I could find."  He said apologetically.  At first 
glance, I was disappointed.  I was expecting a proud Great Dane or an 
obedient German Shepherd, but Nate was guiding a little wiener dog 
behind him.  "That won’t do!"  I told him.  "I want bigger doggie cock 
than that!  The only way I can get any action from that dog is to stuff 
it up my… hey, hold on a second!"  I got up and freed the dog from the 
leash, petting him slowly.

The dog sniffed my hand, and began to lick a few drops of come from my 
skin.  I knew than that he would enjoy what I had planned for him.  As 
the tube-shaped terrier cleaned my hand of come, I reached under him 
with my other hand and began to rub his little penis.  Fully extended, 
it was about five inches long and about as wide as my little finger.  
George’s cock had returned to full turgidity, and soon he was stroking 
himself again as he watched me stroke the dog.  Next, I leaned back and 
spread my legs, and slid the dog’s dong up my dolly.  He put his paws on 
my belly and began to hump his butt forward and back, driving his little 
ramrod up my torrid tube.

This might have been good for the dog, but it wasn’t as much fun for me, 
so I pulled him away.  He struggled a bit, but he couldn’t do much, as I 
was holding him by his belly.  Then before he could react, I pushed him 
back into me again, but this time, it was head first!  The schnauzer’s 
schnozz went about three inches up my passion pipe before I stopped 
pushing, and I let him lick me as I slid my hand back around to his 
wiener-dog wiener and began to pump again.  He must have liked it, 
because his little tongue moved faster inside my cunt, reaching places 
no man’s tongue had ever reached!  I looked over at the men as I fucked 
myself with my squirmy black daschound dildo, and I saw that they were 
staring at me with incredible lust.  It was too much to bear!  I came 
explosively, as the wiener dog’s wienie squirted into my hand.

I pulled the dog’s sopping body out of its pussy-pound, and looked at 
the men.  "Did you like seeing me stuff a cute little dog up my hot, 
steaming cunt?" I asked coyly.  They nodded their heads yes.  "She’ll do 
anything!"  Walt gasped.  "Won’t you?"

I thought for a second.  "I still want more sex.  I’ve had a dog.  Now I 
want to fuck a cat!"  The ranch hands seemed taken aback by that.  Never 
in their wildest fantasies had they ever imagined a hot, willing woman, 
willing to fornicate with a feline for their own enjoyment.  Burl ran 
out of the room, and soon came back with a soft female tabby.  "Here’s a 
little pussy for your pussy!"  He said, placing the cat on the floor in 
front of me.  I picked it up, and began rubbing my finger over its 
little slit.  At first, it yowled when I did this, but then it began to 
purr softly as I rocked its little fleshy boat.  Within minutes, the cat 
arched her back and screeched as the throes of orgasm passed over it.

Next it was my turn.  I lay down and placed the cat’s head between my 
legs.  As if by instinct, she leaned down and began lapping at my twat 
like it was a bowl of cream.  And in a way, I guess it was!  The cat’s 
tongue was dry and raspy, and soon I had yet another climax.

By this time, all of the men were hard again.  It was at this time that 
George got an idea.  "Honey, since you’ve already given up your virgin 
ass tonight, I think that you should give up your virginity in all your 
holes, just to round it out."

"Do you mean…"  I couldn’t believe what my horny husband was hinting 
at!!!

"Yes, honey," he said with an eager smile.  "I think you should take it 
up the nose."

I was dumbfounded!  Nasal sex had always been something I’d heard of 
other women enjoying, but I never thought I’d get a chance to practice 
this most forbidden art.  Feeling as if I were in a dream, I moaned, 
"Then get over here and fill up all of my holes!"  My five adulterers 
climbed on top of me, and each man inserted his one-prong connecter into 
his favorite outlet.  As I took Gus down my throat, Nate wormed his way 
up my ass, and Burl slipped inside my pussy.  Luke and Walt spat on 
their hands, then placed their ready rods against my nervous nostrils.  
Out of respect for my nasal virginity, they were gentle as they shoved 
their shafts up into my sexy sinuses.  Now, in the middle of the bed 
impaled on five cocks at once, I truly felt like a woman.  When we got 
into a rhythm, it was even better.  As Nate and Luke drew themselves 
out, Burl and Walt would push themselves in, and vice versa.  It was 
like riding a wave of pure carnal carnage!

As the men began to pump me faster, the pleasurable sensations 
increased.  "Oh, Polly, I’m going to fill your burning love-biscuit with 
my high-protein butter substitute!"  Burl moaned, and I mumbled "Oh yes, 
baby, shoot it all inside of me!"  around Gus’ cock.  This seemed to set 
the other men off as well, so I followed up by saying "I want all of you 
to come in me!!!  All of you fill me up with your manly meringue!!!"

No sooner had I spoken than all five cowboys began to spurt in unison.  
I would have come with them, but I’d been in a continuous state of 
orgasm since they’d started, and I wanted to give them a turn!  As I 
swallowed Gus’ load, I felt my ass and pussy and nose get filled up with 
fresh pearl jelly.  I turned my head and saw that even George was 
coming!

As each of my lovers slipped out of a part of my body, I gave his penis 
a farewell suck before I would let him leave.  Some were a little put 
off by the way I was willing to taste my own snot, but I thought it was 
a sexy kind of taste, the way snot tastes when it’s been used during 
fucking.

After my five-way, I was still wanting more.  I looked at the cowboys 
invitingly, but they only pointed to their limp penises.  Even the 
wiener dog looked tired.  "Well, you must have something for me to fuck 
then!"  I told them.  "Hold on, little lady, I’ve got an idea."  Luke 
said, and he ran out of the room.  When he returned, he was wheeling a 
large aquarium in front of him.  A carp swam lazily around in the water.  
"Have you ever tried fucking a fish?"  Luke asked.

I was a little hesitant about having sex with non-mammals, but the look 
on the men’s faces as I thought about it changed my mind.  "No, but I 
sure want to learn!"  I said.  "Let me sow my roe for that horny finned 
fucker!!!"

I walked over to the fishtank and climbed in with the carp.  The fish 
was nervous at first, but when it smelled my flowing juices, it began to 
get agitated.  "Yeah, show me how turned on you are."  I told it.  The 
fish must have heard, because in a single lunge, it thrust itself up my 
tart tunnel and began to thrash around.  The feeling was slippery and 
intense, and I was soon screaming my passion for the salacious swimmer.

After I returned from the constellation of Pisces, I decided to finish 
off the foreplay and give the carp its reward for a job well done.  
Stirring up the sand on the floor of the aquarium, I created a 
depression right below my quivering quim.  Then I reached down and 
bobbed my button until, with a rush of joy, I deposited an egg in the 
little passion pit.  As I lifted myself out of the way, the carp darted 
in and fertilized it, spraying its sperm out in a lovely rush.  Feeling 
my work here was finished, I pulled myself out of the tank, concluding 
that "fish-style" was better as a novelty than as a regular occurrence.  
I saw that George had appreciated the whole show, creating another stain 
on the floor in front of him.

"I guess there’s nothing left for you to do, is there little lady?"  One 
of the cowboys asked.  "Oh no!"  I replied.  "If I’m going to get it up 
the ass, in the nose, from a dog, from a cat, and from a fish, I might 
as well go the whole way tonight!  I’m gonna do it cell-style!"  The 
group looked at me with a combination of lust and disbelief.  I knew 
that undergoing mitosis would be against all known laws of biology, but 
that fact only made me feel sluttier and more turned on for what I was 
about to do.

Taking a bag of sugar and a can of Adenosine Triphosphate from a corner 
of the room, I downed their contents and concentrated hard on my entire 
body as I stuffed my fingers into my lubricated love canal.  Soon, I 
felt my body begin to swell up as the ATP fueled massive cell division 
inside of me.  Before I knew it, I could feel a new body separate and 
begin to break away from my own.  A new torso, then a head, then an arm, 
then the other one.  Soon there were two of me on the bed, connected 
only by our single clit, which we were furiously rubbing with four 
hands.  As our clit finally divided into two, separating us completely, 
we both had a pair of explosive orgasms.

My twin and I looked each other in the eyes, then looked at the ravenous 
group of cowboys in the room.  "So, what are you waiting for, studs!"  
We cried out in unison.  "Come on over here and double your pleasure!"  
The five dude ranch dudes hurried over to the bed and climbed on top of 
us.  While I got filled in three holes, my twin only got filled in her 
ass and pussy, so she called George over to take her mouth, just for 
symmetry.  We fucked and sucked all night long, until we finally 
collapsed from exhaustion into a pile of sweaty, satisfied bodies.

Needless to say, that was the beginning of a wild week for me and 
George.  My mitotic twin and I made sure we got it from all the cowboys 
every night, and we even experimented with each other, in a hot scene 
that was either reciprocal autocunnilingus or an incestuous 69, 
depending on how you look at it.  Thanks to a week at a dude ranch, I’ll 
never look at cowboys or animals the same way again!!!

-Polly S., Address withheld


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