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 Tween Magazine: Ad for BodyShamingParty (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)

   Summary: Satirical ad for a TV show that might appear in a magazine
geared towards tweenage girls...



   The background of the full-page ad is a single large image.

   Centered in the width of the page is the full front of a girl who
wearing a black bikini.  She is of more or less average build for her age
which looks to be about eleven or twelve.  Her long sandy-blonde hair is in
pig-tails and it looks like she has no make-up on her face.  While the skin
on her face and neck, as well as from her finger-tips up her arms to just
below her shoulders, and from her toes up to her upper-thighs is decidedly
tan; the remainder of her skin (on her chest and belly) is quite pale.

   At the left edge of the page is another girl who looks to be about the
same age, dressed almost identically, standing in silhouette and holding a
marker.

   At the right edge of the page is a third girl; also dressed similarly,
holding a marker, and standing in silhouette who looks to be perhaps a year
or two older.

   Strangely there is writing (all of it in upper-case block letters) on
the bodies of all three girls.

   The girl in the middle has the word "FAT" inside a circle on her belly.
The word "THICK" appears twice: once on each thigh.  The word "UGLY"
appears on her forehead.

   The girl on the left side of the page has the word "PUDGY" on her upper
arm and the word "SQUISHY" on the side of her hip.

   The older looking girl on the right side of the page has the words
"THUNDER THIGHS" on her thigh, and the word "ENORMOUS" on the side of her
butt, as well as the word "BIG" on her ankle.

   Across the very top of the page the words "BODY-SHAMING-PARTY" cross
almost the the entire width of the page in large red letters.  On the line
below, and just above the heads of the three girls, is another line of text
reading "SEASON THREE BEGINS AIRING IN AUGUST"

   Near the bottom of the page, below the three girls' bare feet, more
words inform the reader that "BODY-SHAMING-PARTY IS A PRODUCTION AND
REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF Tween Inc."