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 Nic-4-Life Lipsmacker (no sex, humor)

   by this guy (thisguy.1066@gmail.com)
Summary: A spoof of the sort of advertisments found in magazines

   A full page ad

   Across the top third of the page in wispy white bubble letters a little
over 3/8 of an inch tall

   YOU'VE RELAXED WITH NIC-4-LIFE'S NIC-BREATHMINTS, NOW YOU CAN SMILE WITH
NIC-LIPSMACKER

   Centered on the page, in front of a simple powder-blue backdrop, is the
face of a slender thirteen year old girl.  Her long nearly straight auburn
hair is held back by a simple bright red hair-band revealing her entire
face.  Her creamy alabaster skin seems to glisten on the page...  Her
simmering crimson red full lips are spread as she shows the camera a toothy
grin...a grin that seems to imply pleasure...  Her right eye is closed as
she gives a wink to the camera.  Her wink appears both seductive and
innocent at the same time...it's almost as though she's trying to say she
has a secret...

   Below her bare shoulders more words; these are dark green in a simple
font covering the top of the girl's bare chest.  The bold letters are a
full 1/2 inch tall and truly enticing

   "NIC-LIPSMACKER IS AVAILABE IN ALL YOUR FAVORITE FLAVORS: MINT,
CHOCOLATE, CHERRY & BUBBLEGUM"

   Across the very bottom of the page in very small letters (less than 1/16
inch tall) yet more word appear; these in a very official looking in a
black Times New Roman font

   "Nicotine lipstick is addictive.  Per FTC method, 18mg nicotine per
average application."