Cute Little Smoker, Ad for "PUFFY" (no sex, humor) by this guy (this.guy20@yahoo.com) Summary: Satirical ad from a fictional magazine that encourages youth smoking. Big bold letters run across the top of the two page as "INTRODUCING PUFFY" "SPECIALTY PRODUCTS FOR THE YOUNGEST SMOKERS" is in somewhat smaller type. The remainder of the two pages consists of a grid of images, each accompanied by a product name and description. Top left is "PUFFY THE LITTLE PUFFERS DRAGGIN": a dragon shapped thing made of indeterminate material (could it be plastic?, porcelean?, or?) sitting on the top of a nightstand next to a crib; its tail which is clearly a flexibel hose extends into the crib where a baby is sucking on the end of it. Breifly explained / described as "a baby-safe cigarette holder, automatic lighter, and ashtray all in one; allowing the littlest ones to smoke whenever they want to and without needing any help from mommy or daddy" To its right is "PUFFY THE MAGIC DRAGGIN": a similarly dragon shaped thing made of indeterminate material. This one, however, appears to be sitting over an ashtray with a lit half-smoke cigarette in it; and a child who looks to be about three with very full cheeks who's lips are wrapped around the dragon's head. Briefly explained / described as "tired of people complaining that your little one smells like smoke: no more. exhaling into puffy's mouth activated electrostatic filters which remove the smoke smell from the air" To its right is "PUFFY THE SMOKE DRAGGIN": a similarly dragon shaped thing sitting on a nightstand next to a crib made of indeterminate material; this one with smoke billowing out of its open mouth. Briefly explained / described as "an infant sleep-aid; your little one is sure to dream the sweetest dreams while accompanied by the smell fo fresh cigarette smoke all night" To its right, completing the tow row of images, is "PUFFY THE SNUG DRAGGIN": a toddler wearing a brightly colored onesy adorned with cute pictures of smoke-breathing cartoon dragons. Briefly explained / described as "show your little one how cute smoking is while keeping them warm in fire-proof clothes made of space-age asbestos fabric" Bottom left is "PUFFY THE DIAPER DRAGGIN": a not not yet potty-trained toddler smokes while wearing a diaper with a fanny-pack-like attachement at its waistband Briefly explained / described as "3 seperate pouches; 1 for cigarettes, 1 for lighter, and finally an on-the-go ashtray allow your little one to not be without their smokes on their adventures...conviently clips to waistband of diaper or pants" To its right is "HUG N SNIFF PUFFY": a young girl cuddles with a dragon plushie, and seems to be sniffing it Briefly explained / described as: "cigarette smoke scented plushie will calm even the most agitated little ones" To its right is "LIL' PUFFY": the image shows a TV displaying a cute cartoonish GCI dragon smoking a cigarette Briefly explained / described as "the animated series folloing Lil Puffy the baby dragon in her quest to become a big smoke billowing dragon" And at bottom right is "LIL' PUFFY, THE GAME": the image shows a hand-held video game system displaying a badly cartoonish GCI dragon smoking a cigarette Briefly explained / described as "help Lil Puffy the baby dragon achieve her goals of become a big smoke billowing dragon" More words, these very small, cross the bottom of both pages "PUFFY is a restricted trademark of Draggin cigarettes, all rights reversed. While PUFFY products contain no nicotine and/or tobacco, they are intended to be used in conjuntion with nicotine and/or tobacco products. Must be of legal age to purchase."