Cute Little Smoker, Ad for "PUFFY" (no sex, humor)

by this guy (this.guy20@yahoo.com)

Summary: Satirical ad from a fictional magazine that encourages youth
smoking.




Big bold letters run across the top of the two page as "INTRODUCING PUFFY"

"SPECIALTY PRODUCTS FOR THE YOUNGEST SMOKERS" is in somewhat smaller type. 

The remainder of the two pages consists of a grid of images, each 
accompanied by a product name and description.

Top left is "PUFFY THE LITTLE PUFFERS DRAGGIN": a dragon shapped thing 
made of indeterminate material (could it be plastic?, porcelean?, or?) 
sitting on the top of a nightstand next to a crib; its tail which is 
clearly a flexibel hose extends into the crib where a baby is sucking on 
the end of it.
Breifly explained / described as "a baby-safe cigarette holder, automatic 
lighter, and ashtray all in one; allowing the littlest ones to smoke 
whenever they want to and without needing any help from mommy or daddy"

To its right is "PUFFY THE MAGIC DRAGGIN": a similarly dragon shaped 
thing made of indeterminate material.  This one, however, appears to be 
sitting over an ashtray with a lit half-smoke cigarette in it; and a 
child who looks to be about three with very full cheeks who's lips are 
wrapped around the dragon's head.
Briefly explained / described as "tired of people complaining that your 
little one smells like smoke: no more.  exhaling into puffy's mouth 
activated electrostatic filters which remove the smoke smell from the air"

To its right is "PUFFY THE SMOKE DRAGGIN": a similarly dragon shaped 
thing sitting on a nightstand next to a crib made of indeterminate 
material; this one with smoke billowing out of its open mouth.
Briefly explained / described as "an infant sleep-aid; your little one is 
sure to dream the sweetest dreams while accompanied by the smell fo fresh 
cigarette smoke all night"

To its right, completing the tow row of images, is "PUFFY THE SNUG 
DRAGGIN": a toddler wearing a brightly colored onesy adorned with cute 
pictures of smoke-breathing cartoon dragons.
Briefly explained / described as "show your little one how cute smoking 
is while keeping them warm in fire-proof clothes made of space-age 
asbestos fabric"

Bottom left is "PUFFY THE DIAPER DRAGGIN": a not not yet potty-trained 
toddler smokes while wearing a diaper with a fanny-pack-like attachement 
at its waistband
Briefly explained / described as "3 seperate pouches; 1 for cigarettes, 
1 for lighter, and finally an on-the-go ashtray allow your little one to 
not be without their smokes on their adventures...conviently clips to 
waistband of diaper or pants"

To its right is "HUG N SNIFF PUFFY": a young girl cuddles with a dragon 
plushie, and seems to be sniffing it
Briefly explained / described as: "cigarette smoke scented plushie will 
calm even the most agitated little ones"

To its right is "LIL' PUFFY": the image shows a TV displaying a cute 
cartoonish GCI dragon smoking a cigarette
Briefly explained / described as "the animated series folloing Lil Puffy 
the baby dragon in her quest to become a big smoke billowing dragon"

And at bottom right is "LIL' PUFFY, THE GAME": the image shows a 
hand-held video game system displaying a badly cartoonish GCI dragon 
smoking a cigarette
Briefly explained / described as "help Lil Puffy the baby dragon achieve 
her goals of become a big smoke billowing dragon"

More words, these very small, cross the bottom of both pages "PUFFY is a 
restricted trademark of Draggin cigarettes, all rights reversed.  While 
PUFFY products contain no nicotine and/or tobacco, they are intended to 
be used in conjuntion with nicotine and/or tobacco products.  Must be of 
legal age to purchase."