How The Grinch Almost Stole Christmas By lilguy lilguy4174@yahoo.com Missing scene from the Grinch Story Deleted Scenes from how the Grinch Stole Christmas This was taken from the original version. Although the outcome was general the same...this part was deemed inappropriate for Children. It was lost better later found in Seuss Archives years later Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast! He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast! He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash! Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. "And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!" And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a huge something that made his heart skip a beat It was Big Lisa Who and she was nearly 7 feet. She had huge biceps that were many And her breast were a plenty Her hair was red and her body was stack Her hair was long and went straight down her back The Grinch was scared and his heart at sunk My words those legs seem the size of a trunk The Grinch had been caught by this the Who mother Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. She stared at the Grinch with hot burning eyes. She looked threatening with those dangers thighs She Said "Why your taking my Daughter Christmas Tree..why" But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." And angry expression came across her beutifull face Grinch started to sweat and his heart started to race I don't like to be lied to" Lisa "Don't like it one bit" "I think that story a Load of Moose Shit" Then Grinch did something that wasn't the best He took a swing that landed right on her chest It didn't hurt her, did nothing at all Hitting her was like hitting a brick wall He screamed, and moan Punching her in the chest had broken his hand bone Liasa laughed "Is that all you got little man" And with that she gave him the back of her hand She straddled him and started to beat She punched him in the face and stomp on his feet. Grinch screamed and hollered yell But it was all to no Avail The poor Grinch was going through hell For little Lisa Lou taught him a lesson that day If your break into Lisa Lou house your going to pay For and hours she beat and kick She put him over her knee and spanks the false Saint Nick He was filled with angry and fear As Lisa continued to pound his rear He begs for Mercy but she wouldn't listen She then put him in a wrestling submission Something odd ... happen something on upland For Lisa felt something big in her hand It was below his midsection The Lisa gasps "My Word Grinch thinks I gave you an erection" That was when in Who ville they say His small Penis grew 5 sizes that Day They Lisa new why he was a grouch He didn't hate people he just needed a spouse He didn't hate people, a hater wasn't what he become He just a poor fella that needed to get some She smiled down at Grinch And gave him a pinch She grab his buns and said "Lets go to my Room little man..and have some will fun The Grinch gasp "You do that for me ... you let me have lay in chest ... you let me snuggled deep in your breast" "Of course Grinch..your in Luck ... for Christmas is the best time "For a pity fuck" That night she brought him to Bliss Was this the joy that he always miss He regretted posing as Saint nick now And felt he was a bit of a dick He gave back all the gift lickyly quick On Christimas day he skipped and laughed He played Who games and dance at the who Bash He ate might hearty ... and soon became the life of the Party He applogize and brought food for the feast! And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast The End