The Sex Word Dictionary
The following is especially formulated to help you understand the European sexual terminology used in the stories of Biard Zukitoff
| Correct name. | Course slang, crude, or common usage. |
| Penis. | Cock,
Prick, Tool, Weapon, Knob, Shaft, Rod, Knob. Example: A large prick. |
| Vagina. | Cunt,
Pussy, Twat, Hole, Fanny, Crack. Example: The choice was a hairy pussy or a shaved twat. |
| Masturbate | Wank,
Jack-off, Toss-off, Frig(2), Example: He jacked himself off and frigged her pussy. |
| Intercourse | Fuck,
Frig(1), Bang, Screw, Leg over, Hump. Example: He was banging her hard and enjoyed having a great hump. |
| Breast | Tit,
Hooter, Knocker. Example: She had the biggest pair of knockers he'd seen. |
| Bottom | Arse,
Rear, Backside, Bum. Example: He took her up the backside. |
| Testicles | Balls,
Bollocks, Nuts, Knackers. Example: She kicked him in the knackers. |
| Oral sex | Blow-job,
Suck-off, Licking the lollipop. Example: Licking his lollipop was just the best blow job he'd had. |
| Urinating | Piss,
Pee, Slash. Example: He needed a slash as his bladder was bursting. |
| Condom | Rubber,
Johnny, Packet of Three. Example: He nipped into the Chemist and bought a packet of three. |
| Semen | Cum,
Juice. Example: Juice spurted from his cock and the cum ran onto his hand |
| Penis (head) | Helmet,
Knob. Example: His helmet glistened in the light because his knob was wet |
| Erection (erect penis) | Hard-on,
stalk. Example: He had a huge hard-on and was proud to show off his stalk. |
| Clitoris | Clit. Example: Her clit was red and swollen |
| Nipple | Nip,
Cherry, Button. Example: Her nips were hard like two little cherries |
| Pubic Hair (female) | Bush,
Muff, Pubes. Example: He enjoyed muff diving in her dark bush |