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   .  Dave and Sareena were bundled in thick layers as they walked arm in
arm through the woods of the park. .  "I can't believe we got snow in
California," she said in a happy voice.  "Its like a little piece of home
came with us." .  "New year, a new job.  The future's looking pretty bright
for you." Sareena tightened her hold on Dave's arm.  As they walked along
the path they looked at the scattered patches of fresh snow building at the
base of trees. .  "Now if only we could get you and Dave out of that awful
coffee shop." She commented. .  "What's so awful about it?" Asked Dave. 
"We do two, maybe three hours of work and get paid for twelve." .  "Besides
being there all day," she said sadly, "there's that whole possibility of
being murdered in the alley thing." Dave laughed.  Sareena didn't like
being dismissed and gave him a punch on the shoulder.  They walked a few
minutes more before Dave unzipped his heavy coat and darted off the path
behind a large tree.  Sareena followed and watched with a grin as he
unzipped his pants. .  "Really?" He said looking at her.  "You've seen my
penis how many times now?" .  "Never enough." She replied folding her arms,
and stared at his hips in anticipation.  "You aren't one of those nervous
pee-ers who can't go if someone's watching are you?" .  "Enjoy the show,"
he said with a shrug and pulled his penis from his pants.  It was cold. 
Dave's shaft was shrunken and wrinkled, but still longer than most penis'
were at full erection.  He shook his head as his girlfriend gazed at it, as
if it were the first time she had seen it.  He took a deep breath of cold
air as he started to pee.  Steam rose from his urine the moment it began
flowing.  Sareena watched the long stream of fluid spray from the tip of
Daves penis and melt its way through the snow as it tumbled to the ground
making a rain like noise.  He really had to pee.  She couldn't believe how
long he went for.  Her eyes becoming more delighted the longer she watched.
Finally, he shook the last drops from his penis and quickly tucked it away
from the cold. .  "You are so strange." He said to her as he zipped his
coat with a shiver. .  "You have no idea." She replied taking his arm again
as they returned to the path.

   .  As the couple walked into the coffee shop, they saw Janine alone
behind the counter.  She was thumbing through a magazine with a very bored
look. .  "Where's Dan?" Dave asked as he took off his coat. .  "Taking a
nap in the managers office." Janine closed her magazine and greeted
Sareena. "So, can your boyfriend get back to work yet?" .  "Oh please,"
said Dave rounding the corner of the counter, "I bet you haven't had a
single customer since I've been gone." .  "You're right," Janine said with
a smirk.  "But I also haven't had any subordinates to sexually harass." She
winked playfully at Sareena. .  "Well then, I'd better let him get back to
his work." She said happpily." Dave leaned over the counter and kissed her
goodbye.  "How about a coffee to go," she said as their lips parted. . 
"Just let me put my coat away and wash my hands." Dave said and disappeared
into the kitchen. .  "So, you two are gonna do the serious relationship
thing, I hear." Janine inquired as the kitchen door closed. .  "Well, when
your first date with a Guy becomes threesome with his best friend in drag
and ends with a felony causing you to leave the state and all move in
together...  why would a little commitment be scary." .  "One of these days
we are going to sit down and you will tell me every detail of that story."
Janine said. .  "Its a fun one." Sareena chuckled. .  "But seriously,"
Janine said in a hushed voice, "you are going to have to give me a heads up
before you sit him down for the talk about going exclusive.  I need to know
what its like to have that monster of his inside me at least once before
you take it off the market." Sareena laughed hard. .  "You've got some time
before either of us are ready to take that step." She leaned in and this
time it was her who spoke with the hushed voice.  "A word of advice,
though...  there's nothing in the world that can prep you enough for a
penis that large." .  "How do you mean?" Janine asked with wide eyes. . 
"Well," Sareena started, "everyone in my old apartment building knew Dave
was the man with a three foot penis.  When I heard he had a crush on me, I
started ordering the biggest dildos the internet had to offer.  Eventually,
I worked my way up to masterbating with a baseball bat." She paused and
looked at Janine. .  "And!?" Janine's voice craked with anticipation. . 
"And if you try to take him in more than half way, you're going to need to
call an ambulance.  Be careful." .  "Wow!" .  "Yup." Sareena said simply to
confirm that she spoke from experience. .  "Wow." Janine said again. .  "So
what about you?  Dan sometimes talks about how there's someone you want to
get serious with." Janine stared at the empty table where Douglas always
sat and shrugged sadly.  Dave emerged from the kitchen wearing nothing but
a long apron, grabbed a cup and began making his girlfriends coffee.  The
two wemon looked at his toned brown ass as he turned to the milk steamer
and shook their heads. .  "Seriously..." Sareena said in disbelief, "what
do you guys do if a customer walks in during one of your pranks?" .  "Tell
them the manager is dead and we've never met the owner." Dave said as he
drizzled caramel over the top of her coffee.  He put a lid on the cup and
handed it to Sareena as he kissed her goodbye again. .  "Don't forget, you
said you'd help us take down the Christmas tree tonight." Sareena said to
Janine before turning away.  "Have fun, you clowns." As she left the shop,
Dan came down the hallway in a flurry of excitement. .  "Finished napping,
already?" Janine asked. .  "I could sense that Dave was naked again,"

   .  It seemed to be taking the four of them a long time to get started on
the tree.  It was already eleven and they all just sat on the couch staring
at it.  Dan and Dave were on the ends of the couch with Sareena next to her
man and Janine squished almost onto Dan's lap.  .  "It's just a silly
superstition." Dave said.  "We can take it down tomorrow." .  "No way."
Said Dan.  "Bad luck or not, we start putting this off and we will be
decorating this thing for Valentines day." They were all dressed in their
pajamas.  Dan wore a pruple top and bottom of shiny silk.  Dave was wearing
an original Adidas warm up suit from the eighties.  He had an obsession for
the decade he was clearly too young to remember.  Sareena wore a skimpy red
teddy and long thick pink socks.  Janine was wearing a very simple pair of
loose fitting sweat pants and a plush hoodie.  They all let out a sigh of
procrastination and slowly stood up and approached the tree.  Dave and
Janine, being the two tallest in the group started at the top.  They
stopped working every time Sareena bent over.  They stared as the edge of
her teddy rode up to revael her pale round ass.  She'd look back and wink
every time.  When Dave would reach for something at the top of the tree,
Janine and Dan would take turns groping his penis.  By the time the tree
was bare, Dan was pitching a tent in his pants and Dave had to take his
pants off so they wouldn't be ripped. .  "Watch were you swing that thing."
Janine said with a luagh as she tried to walk in front Dave, knowing his
three feet of extended flesh would stop her.  She squeezed it gently, "I've
got a place you can put it later." She winked at Dave and he blushed. . 
"Right now, I think I'll swing it towards the bathroom and take a leak." .
"No!" Sareena exclaimed.  Everyone looked at her.  "It's too close to
midnight.  Nobody leave this room." .  "OK..So, any thoughts how we're
going to toast the New Year seeing as someone forgot to bring the
Champagne?" Dave asked as he dropped the last ornament into a big box by
the couch. .  "I didn't forget." Sareena said, "I just have a surprised
planned." She ran to the kitchen and quickly returned with four elegant
glasses. .  "Speaking of surprises," Dan said to Janine.  "Are you finally
going to tell Douglas about your secret this year?" .  "Secret?" Sareena
asked as she stared at the clock.  They had five minutes of the year left.
. "Please can I go pee?" Dave asked.  "I promise it won't take five
minutes." .  "No!" Sareena scolded him.  "What's this secret, Janine?" . 
"I'm shocked your roommates never told you." Janine said and slowly slid
her sweat pants down her thighs.  She had a penis.  It was thin and pink
and she slowly stroked it to erection as she stepped out of her pants. . 
"Well, I'm not going to be the only one still wearing pants at midnight."
Dan said and removed his pajama bottoms. .  "Oh my god!" Sareena exclaimed
as Janine moved her hand and gave her a full view of her cute little penis.
"This is so perfect."

   .  "What's perfect?" Dave asked as his hips squirmed and his erection
began to soften. .  "OK," Sareena started and took a deap breath.  "I
thought this year, instead of champagne, the three of you could pee on me
and we could toast what I catch in the glasses." Silence fell.  Dan, Dave
and Janine looked at each other utterly perplexed.  Sareena dropped to her
knees and let out a plea. .  "Let me see if I get this..." Dan said
scratching his head, "You want the three of us to piss all over your face
while you catch what drips off your body in glasesss, then we all toast the
New Year and drink the collective mix of our own urine?" .  "We have to
time it right, so the pee will still be warm when we toast." Sareena said
excitedly.  The trio looked at each other again, then down at Sareena's
pleading smile.  In each of her hands she held two glasses carefully poised
below her perky nipples. .  "I'm in," said Janine quickly, and the matter
was decided.  Two minutes to midnight, the three of them grabbed their
cocks and aimed them square at Sareena's face.  She closed her eyes and
opened her mouth with a wide smile.  Dan's stream started first, followed
by Janine's and Dave's a second later.  Golden sprays bounced off Sareena's
face as the three flows of piss showered her.  They adjusted their cocks
until all three were peeing right into her open mouth.  The fast trickling
sound was echoed by a slight gargle as Sareena's mouth filled then
overflowed with urine.  It flooded across her cheeks and over her chin,
down her neck and washed across the curve of her breasts before spilling
into the waiting glasses.  When they finnished, the glasses were all about
half full of the light gold bubbling liquid.  Sarrena's lips were tightly
sealed, her cheeks puffed as she held all piss she could in her mouth.  As
she stood, she spit piss into the glasses, filling each of them as evenly
as she could.  Her friends could smell their pee as it dripped from her
face and chest.  She handed each of them a glass as the countdown reached
the last twenty seconds of the year.  Ten seconds later, they were ready.
Ten, nine, eight, seven the four friends smiled, still only half bieliving
what they were about to do.  Three two one...  They cheared as they raised
their glasses, then all took sips of urine.  They all made sour faces at
each other laughed and toasted the new year again. .  "Wait one fucking
minute!" Sareena started with a sudden realization and turned to Janine. 
"If you have a penis, that means your going to try and take a three foot
long cock in your ass." .  "I did it," said Dan in a proud voice.  "Just
make sure you don't have to walk anywhere the next day." .  "Anyway,"
Sareena said and chugged her entire glass of urine, smacking her lips with
satisfaction when she finished.  "Who wants to refill theses glasses with
cum?"
   END.