METROPOLIS CITY AT LAKE METROPOLIS
The Joker and Harley sit in a tiny boat far out on the
lake. They are wearing ridiculous trench coats and large brim
hats. Holding fishing poles that dangle uselessly in the
water, Harley cheerfully babbles on about her day.
HARLEY
I mean for real, Mr. J. When you
told me we were going back to our
original costumes, it's like I fell
in love all over again. Of course
yours was sealed in plastic for the
better part of a decade, but mine
burned up the last time you tried
to torch Bats...
The Joker pays no attention as he looks through binoculars at
the docks where the Green Lantern sits in the pilots seat of
a small space ship. The Lantern looks bored. He flips a
switch on his console back and forth a few times before using
his ring to project a digital time readout. The sun is
beginning to set as the joker continues staring at the craft
and ignoring Harley.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
In the end it took a seamstress and
a tailor to get a new costume
exactly like the old one. They
worked really hard getting the
details perfect so I came up with
extra creative ways to kill them
when they finished. Thanks Mr. J
for always knowing how to give a
girl a perfect day.
JOKER
Quiet! He's here.
Superman glides slowly from the sky and touches down at the
end of the dock where Lantern is waiting.
GREEN LANTERN
You're late.
SUPERMAN
Sorry. Saying goodbye to Lois.
Superman looks out at the lake. The Joker drops his
binoculars and tries to look inconspicuous. Superman frowns
as he climbed into the passenger seat of Lantern's ship.
GREEN LANTERN
Those two idiots have been staring
at this ship since I parked it. Are
you sure you want to leave earth
for this long?
SUPERMAN
The Lantern Core needs help and I
owe you one. Besides, Supergirl's
looking after Metropolis while I'm
gone. She's not going to be
anywhere near as lenient with those
two as Batman and I are.
GREEN LANTERN
By the time we get back to earth,
you may be saving those two from
getting killed.
They chuckle as Lantern throttles up the engines and the ship
takes to the sky. It shrinks into a tiny dot of light, then
disappears from the darkening sky. The moment it vanishes
from view, The Joker throws his trench coat off and into the
water. Harley follows cue as The Joker begins laughing. It
was a deep sinister laugh that roared from his belly. He
dances and jumps swaying the boat to the brink of tipping as
his laugh grows louder and more disturbing.
HARLEY
Weeeeee!
She giggles and laughs as the boat sways. When The Joker's
laughter finally subsides, she calls to him.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
Mr. J??
JOKER
Not now, Harley.
He continues laughing.
HARLEY
But Mr. J...
He snaps at her.
JOKER
What!
HARLEY
All your dancing and jumping
knocked the paddles into the water.
How will we get to shore?
The Joker's voice rattles with anger.
JOKER
What!
He grabs her by the shirt and pulls her face to his. The hats
they failed to remove bend brims and squash together as he
glares at her. Suddenly, his face beams with a wide smile.
And he explodes with laughter again.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Who needs paddles? We'll just use
these silly hats to row the boat to
shore.
HARLEY
Is that even possible? I'm writing
this one in to Mythbusters.
The joker continues laughing and dancing as Harley tries
rowing the boat with her hat.
HOURS LATER INSIDE THE DAILEY PLANET
Silhouettes of Harley and The Joker tiptoe through the
dark halls.
HARLEY
Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Sneak.
They reach the bull pen and The Joker shines a dim flashlight
at the rows of desks. They find Jimmy Olson's and Joker
begins going through his drawers.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
I still don't know why you didn't
let me take it from him. I could
have seduced him...played with
him...then cut him into pieces.
The Joker grunts as he begins pulling hard on one of the
drawers. He pulls with all his might, but can't get the
locked drawer open.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
Or I could have called him with a
hot story tip and when he arrived
to take pictures...
She pulls a plastic looking, clownish gun from her holster
and points it into the darkness. The Joker continues to pull
fiercely on the desk drawer.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
Freeze! This is a stick up, you
dirty rat.
JOKER
Do you mind!
Harley looks the desk.
HARLEY
I got this one Mr. J.
She points the gun at the desk and as she pulls the trigger
The Joker pushes her hands in the air. The toy looking gun
shoots a giant ball of fire at the ceiling that lights up the
room. The ceiling above the desk burns; and melting pieces of
it drip down around the two. The Joker is furious.
JOKER
You idiot! If you break that watch,
we may as well go back to Gothem
and take a nap!
HARLEY
Oh.... Well why didn't you just say
you wanted it done gently, Mr. J.
As she kicks the side of the desk, the sprinklers opened up
and pour water, followed by the deafening sound of the fire
alarm.
JOKER
Well that took longer than I
expected.
HARLEY
Yeah somebody should report the
building owners to the safety
board.
She kicks the side of the desk a second time and it
collapses. The drawers fall out spilling their contents onto
the wet floor. The Joker snatches up a plain looking watch
before any harm can come to it, then grabs Harley by the hand
and runs for the windows. As they run, he grabs a chair and
holds it in front of him. He laughs as the chair smashes
through the window and they leap form the building. The Joker
wraps his arms tightly around Harley as they fall. She pulls
a cord from her belt, and an air bag inflates swallowing them
in a big purple ball of plastic. They hit the streets far
below, bouncing and rolling down the street in the opposite
direction of the arriving fire trucks and police cars.
A FEW DAYS LATER AT A SECRET RESEARCH FACILITY IN THE DESERT
The Joker steps over the body of a research assistant,
careful not to get any of the blood on his shoes. He drops
his signature card and admires the contrast of it sitting on
the white lab coat slowly soaking up blood, then looks
around.
JOKER
Harley!
He waits, but gets no response to his yell. He looks down at
the body again and laughs.
JOKER (CONT'D)
I don't suppose you're going to
tell me where she is.
Harley's voice echoes through the room over an announcement
speaker.
HARLEY
Everyone's dead, Mr. J. Time to
make the call.
He looks into a security camera, and Harley watches him on a
monitor.
JOKER
Not inside you dope! I don't want
Super klutz smashing her way in
here and damaging the equipment.
HARLEY
When you're right, you're right,
boss.
ABOVE GROUND AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE FACILITY
HARLEY
Oh please! Oh please can I push the
button, Mr. J?
The Joker shrugs his shoulders and hands Harley Jimmy Olson's
watch. She pushes the ultra sonic Superman call button with
big wide eyes. The two look around and wait and wait. The
desert wind blows pointing out the silence. It has been the
most frustrating minute and a half of Harley's life. Finally,
a reddish blue blur appears in the distance and races towards
them at lightning speed.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
Hurray!!
Supergirl touches down in front of The Joker, her wake
kicking up a puff of sand. The Joker coughs and laughs waving
the air in front of his face.
JOKER
You Super Doofices sure do put a
lot of effort into your entrances.
Supergirl doesn't wait for the sand to clear. She grabs Joker
by the shirt and pins him against the thick doors to the
facility.
SUPERGIRL
I don't have as much patience as my
cousin or his but buddy Batman. So
you've got exactly two seconds to
hand over the watch or I'll punch
you so hard, your dead mangled
corpse will land in Gothem.
The Joker laughs.
JOKER
My my, you are a fire cracker. You
know, you'd catch a lot more bad
guys if you didn't wear any panties
under that short, short skirt when
you fly in.
SUPERGIRL
One!
She hits the door behind the Joker's head to make her point,
but something is wrong. A fist sized dent is all she leaves
and as she pulls her hand back, confusion washes over her
face.
JOKER
Ahh, what's the matter? I expected
you to take the door off it's
hinges. Desert heat got you down?
SUPERGIRL
Enjoy the afterlife you crazy
clown.
She winds up for a punch and tries to lift The Joker off the
ground, but instead her grip on him gives way completely. Her
legs wobble and she struggles to keep her balance as she
turns. Harley was standing behind her with a huge grin and
big handful of glowing kryptonite. Supergirl falls to her
knees...
SUPERGIRL (CONT'D)
You son of bitch!
...is all she can say before passing out on the sandy ground.
INSIDE ONE OF THE LABS
Supergirl opens her eyes to a blurry image of Harley
prancing around. As the room comes into focus, she notices
Harley wearing her costume over her own.
HARLEY
Look at me! I'm STUPERGIRL!
She puts her arms up and makes flying noises as she skips
back and forth. Supergirl's tiny top barely squeezes over
Harley's larger breasts and she catches herself thinking
about how aggravated she is over the fact that it would now
fit her loosely. She struggles against her restraints, but
can't figure out why they won't budge. Then she sees it. At
the same time she notices the big chunk of kryptonite hanging
over her, she hears the evil laugh of The Joker from across
the room. He's standing next to a control console leering at
her.
JOKER
Has anyone ever told you how
fabulous you look strapped naked to
an experiment table?
The table has Supergirl's arms and legs spread, making her
body the shape of a letter X.
JOKER (CONT'D)
You don't know how many times I had
to stop poor Harley here from going
down on you while you were asleep.
Harley stops making flying sounds long enough to stick her
tongue out and waggle it while making yummy sounds, then goes
back to prancing around. Supergirl was speechless. Not in her
worst nightmares had she ever imagined being sexed to death
by a lesbian clown wearing her clothes. She looks up at the
kryptonite above her in silence.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Well you're just no fun at all.
Harley, let her go and give her her
clothes back.
Supergirl's eyes dart back and forth between her two captors
with a mix of fear and anticipation.
Harley puts a hand on one of her restraints, and leans in
close to Supergirl's face.
HARLEY
Gotchya!!!!
The two laugh a long evil laugh as Supergirl struggles
helplessly. The lab was large. A row of empty operation
tables like the one Supergirl was chained to line the center
of the room. At the end, opposite her, is the control panel
at which The Joker stands. Lining the wall behind her head
are tubes. Glass tubes big enough to hold a person, each one
connected to the operating table closest to it by wires and
tubes. Harley continues to amuse herself mocking Supergirl
and fluttering about.
JOKER
Don't worry. The kryptonite isn't
to kill you. I just need you
weakened enough to get needles into
your skin.
Supergirl says nothing, and The Joker frowns for half a
second.
JOKER (CONT'D)
When I was torturing and killing
the lab geeks, they told me this
cloning lab was completely
automated, but they stopped using
it because of some gender based
side affects. They tried
explaining, but it got technical, I
got bored, and then I killed them.
He pauses and stares at his prey, hoping for some witty
banter... anything.
SUPERGIRL
I'm going to kill you.
The Joker's demeanor turns angry and his voice growls.
JOKER
No wonder you got kicked out of the
justice league. You have all the
style of a dead elephant.
He pounds the start button on the console and robot arms
raise form the underside of the table. Supergirl screams as
needles take blood from various parts of her body. Scissors
cut small snippets of skin and drop them into small
collection trays that fede them into hoses.
From the tubes attached her table, thick liquid filled the
chamber they connected to. As she riles in pain, the arms
retract and a gels begin globbing together inside the tubes.
The Joker and Harley both marvel wide eyed at the mechanical
horror show.
HARLEY
Wow!! Do it again, Mr. J.
Gothem City Just Before Sunrise
Clouds blanket the night sky, dimly reflecting the city
lights. Batman perches on a concrete statue that protrudes
from the roof of the Diamond Building. It was one of the
tallest in Gothem and from his vantage point he can see the
northwest quadrant of the city. It is quiet. The whole night
had been disappointingly uneventful. The last few days in his
city had been the same. Batman has no idea that the Joker is
fifty miles north of Metropolis hatching another insane
scheme. This morning he has different problems. He ponders
them as he carefully scans the streets far below. He hopes
for the distant twinkle of an emergency response vehicle; a
fire truck, an ambulance... anyone in distress who could
rescue him from his situation. There is nothing. Light begins
to creep it's way into the dark sky, and Batman knows there
is no escape. SHE flies in from the south and touches down
quietly on the roof behind him. Batman turns and leaps from
his perch, his cape billowing as he lands on the roof facing
her. Wonder Woman is ready for battle. She wears her original
suit, tight star spangled bottoms and toned, bare shoulders
behind the shimmer of gold and silver armor. She holds a
picnic basket and smiles at The Dark Night.
WONDER WOMAN
I thought you might be hungry after
a night of patrolling the streets.
Batman broodingly walks past her to the other side of the
roof and looks down on the south side of Gothem.
BATMAN
The sun isn't up yet.
She takes a deep breath and patiently sets the basket down.
The sky brightens as she waits and Batman looks down at the
streets wishing something criminal would give him an excuse
to jump from the building. A sliver of sun appears on the
horizon and Wonder Woman sits next to the basket patting the
ground next to her.
WONDER WOMAN
That's all the stalling you get,
Bruce. Now sit down and answer my
question.
He sits on the ground next to her and she takes his gloved
hand in hers.
BATMAN
Gothem has been suspiciously quiet.
How are things on the island?
WONDER WOMAN
The same. Quiet, like the trees of
a forest when a large predator is
lurking. The oracle says something
is coming.
Batman springs to his feet.
BATMAN
Sounds like we need to be
investigating.
Wonder Woman squeezes his hand carefully, just enough to
remind him that she has super human strength.
WONDER WOMAN
I will pin you down if you make me.
Now stop avoiding the question.
He sat back down, his scowl hardens.
BATMAN
I see you're wearing the original
suite. What happened to the teen
emo look you were trying out?
Wonder Woman shoots him a glare that reminds him of
Superman's laser vision.
WONDER WOMAN
I know you're a tactical genius,
and you're trying to get me so
upset that I drop the issue, but is
being thrown off a roof really
easier for you to deal with than a
conversation about having sex with
your girlfriend?
BATMAN
Yes. I get thrown off roofs twice a
week.
WONDER WOMAN
If I were talking to any one but
you, I'd swear that was a joke.
Batman scowls at her in silence until she is convinced he is
being earnest. She shakes her head and reaches into the
basket. She pulles out a soft warm piece of bread and hands
it to her gloomy boyfriend.
WONDER WOMAN (CONT'D)
Try this. It's made from a rare
seed that grows on the island. Only
three other humans have tasted it
before you.
He takes a small bite and chews. Wonder Woman watches his
face with careful anticipation. She leans in close studying
his lips as he swallows.
BATMAN
Not bad.
WONDER WOMAN
You morbid, stark, son of bitch!!
Batman doesn't respond to her outburst. He takes another bite
of the bread and looks up to the sky. Wonder Woman silently
reminds herself of everything she already knows about this
man. That he isn't this way when he is Bruce Wayne. That once
he puts on his cape and cowl, he surrenders all that he is to
the machine of justice that is Batman. That he would never
let any emotions compromise his mental state when lives were
on the line. But most of all, as long as he lives in a world
where it was necessary for him to wear a mask and put his
life in danger to stop people from hurting each other, Batman
would always be. He looks at her, and the anger fades from
her face.
BATMAN
Before I let you into the Bat Cave
again, there's something you need
to know.
Her face lightsa up like a Christmas tree.
WONDER WOMAN
So that's a yes?
BATMAN
This is important. A few weeks ago
I had an encounter with a creature
I have yet to identify. It's locked
in a box inside the cave.
WONDER WOMAN
What in the world does this have to
do with you and I?
BATMAN
After trapping it, research turned
up scattered rumors about how
dangerous it is. I retrofitted the
entire Bat Cave with an emergency
Fail Safe, just in case it ever
broke free. If you go into the
cave, you do so knowing that I
won't hesitate to press the button,
even if YOU are there.
WONDER WOMAN
I expect no less from anyone
serious enough to wear a cape. So
what exactly have you constructed,
that is so dangerous, you feel the
need to warn someone with super
powers about it?
He stands up offering Wonder Woman a hand as the sun clears
the horizon behind them. As she stands he scoops up the
basket and wraps one of her arms around his waist.
BATMAN
The vials I took from Luthor Corp.
are in the cave. I'll explain when
we get there. Mind giving me a
lift?
She holds him tight and they take to the sky.
Deep Underground in the Research Lab Outside of Metropolis
HARLEY
Pleeeeaaassse, Mr.. J??? I'm so
bored. We've been watching this
tube full of jello the whole night.
The Joker is bored and aggravated and tired of hearing Harley
beg. At some point in the night he must have had enough of
Supergirl shouting threats, because she has a thick gag in
her mouth. The Joker sits at the main control console wiping
his face in frustration as he grunts. Harley stands between
Supergirl's thighs making pouty lips and whimpering loudly.
JOKER
Oh, all right already! You want to
have a little fun with Supergirl,
knock yourself out. Any more
begging out of you and I'll help
you with that.
HARLEY
You're the best, boss. Now you have
to join in too.
JOKER
Are you out of your mind? Do you
know how dangerous that is?
HARLEY
You worry too much, boss. The
kryptonite has her as weak as a
wittle baby kitten.
She sticks her tongue out at Supergirl who just rolls her
eyes in disbelief. Harley makes licking motions and yummy
sounds as Supergirl's face flushes red with anger. She stops
and pushes an imaginary button in the air.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
Elevator going down.
JOKER
Have fun, kids.
She giggles as she lowers herself and starts rubbing softly
at her captors labia. Incomprehensible, angry protest come in
mumbles from Supergirl. The joker goes back to watching the
screen on the control panel. It reads ninety seven percent.
Harley gently pulls Supergirl's pussy open and begins licking
her way towards her clitoris. Super girl struggles against
the restraints with all her might and screams garbled
obscenities. Harley licks away at her until her pussy begins
to shine, then eventually drip. She stands up, Supergirl's
pussy juices glistening around her mouth.
HARLEY
Mr. J, you've got to try this. She
tastes absolutely delicious.
The Joker stares at the screen. It reads ninety eight
percent.
JOKER
Not now, Harley. Give it a rest.
HARLEY
Ahhh, but boss, Haven't you ever
wanted to really fuck a superhero?
JOKER
Only one!
The Joker laughs as the screen display updated to ninety nine
percent completed. Harley puts a hand to her mouth as if to
tell Supergirl a secret.
HARLEY
Just between you and me, I always
knew his obsession with Batman was
caused by sexual attraction.
JOKER
I heard that!
Supergirl mumbles more as Harley goes back to her knees. She
slides her fingers into Supergirl's pussy and her jaw drops.
HARLEY
Mr. J, you won't believe how tight
she is! She's squeezing my fingers
so hard, I wish I had a dick, so I
could know how this feels.
JOKER
Buzz off!
HARLEY
Oh please Mr.. J, just let me watch
you put your cock in her. Just for
a little while.
The joker stands up from his chair furious.
JOKER
Listen, you little deviant! If you
don't stop interrupting my
daydreaming, I'm gonna-
His threat is stopped mid sentence as Harley wails in pain
and attempts to pull her finger out of their prisoner.
HARLEY
Help! Help! She's crushing my
fingers.
Harley screams as she wrenches her hand free. She holds up
her fingers and cradles them as tears stream down her face.
Her fingers are black and blue and smashed to all hell.
HARLEY (CONT'D)
She broke my fingers with her
pussy.
The Joker looks at Supergirl with astonishment. She looks
back with rebellious satisfaction. He laughs a belly laugh
that fills the room.
JOKER
And she wanted me to put my dick in
you. You would have snapped it off,
and I'd be bleeding out on the
floor right now.
He looks at Harley who is still howling in pain cradling her
broken digits.
JOKER (CONT'D)
I told you it was a bad idea.
That's why I only get hard-ons when
I'm dreaming up ways to kill Bats.
He laughs again and the computer behind him beeps loudly. The
display updates to one hundred percent completion and he
dances while laughing insanely. The tube connects to
Supergirl's lab table making flushing noises as the thick
liquid inside begins draining. The giant test tube hisses,
and steam bellows out of it as the class opens. A clone of
Supergirl steps from the mist. Other than her hair being
shorter, she was a perfect copy. She stands like a naked
statue as the Joker looks her over, her eyes vacant and fixed
on nothing.
SUPERGIRL CLONE
I await your orders, sir.
The Joker turns to the real Supergirl.
JOKER
Hey look! The cloning process had
no affect on your personality
whatsoever.
He laughs maniacally and turns to Harley.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Take off Supergirl's clothes and
make it snappy.
Harley held up her wounded hand with tearful whimpers.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Oh, I suppose I have to do
everything around here.
He hastily yanked Supergirl's clothes from his sidekick's
body and handed them to the clone.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Put these on.
SUPERGIRL CLONE
Yes, sir.
As she dresses, he gives her more orders. He spoke, but the
Supergirl clone hears two voices. It was soft and subtle, but
unmistakable to her super hearing. A female voice was just
underneath the Joker's.
JOKER
When you're dressed, I want you to
fly to Gothem City, find Batman and
punch him into the ground so hard,
his bones end up right next to a
dinosaur. Make sure you tell him
who sent you, first.
Supergirl 2 obeys, and when she is dressed she smashes
through the ceiling. The three watches as she punched her way
through twenty levels of thick concrete and breaks away into
the sky.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Glad I'm not the one who has to
clean up after her.
Harley was still in tears, cradling her hand.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Oh, lighten up.
He whistles as he skips over to the main control panel and
types away at the keyboard. The screen displays a twenty
minute countdown in large red numbers. An alarm begins to
sound and lights begin to flash.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Come on, Harley. Let's go get your
hand fixed before it falls off, you
big baby.
They were just about out the door when the Joker turns back
to the room.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you.
He walks over to Supergirl and unhooks the kryptonite rock
from it's chain above her.
JOKER (CONT'D)
Usually, I have an annoyingly
clever quip for these situations,
but I honestly didn't think this
whole thing would take so long. See
ya later, bitch.
He drops the large rock on her naked chest. As soon as it
touches her skin the veins around it swell turning blue. The
poison spider webs it's way out across Supergirl's body and
within seconds she loses consciousness. The heavy doors to
the room slide shut as Supergirl lies alone in the room
rapidly approaching death.
In Bruce Wayne's Master Bedroom
Wonder woman sits on the side of the large luxurious bed in
nothing but her boots and bracers. She looks around the room
and can't help thinking that a man could only want a bed this
big so he can have multiple women in it at a time. She
pictures Bruce sitting in the center of the lavish pillows
like a king, six beautiful naked women fawning over and
pawing at him. She shakes the image out of her head. Next to
her on the bed is a small black box. The top is open and it's
contents are two syringes. One of them is empty, but the
other is filled with a glowing green liquid. Wonder Woman
closes the box and traces her fingers along the Luthor Corp.
symbol elegantly etched into the top of the box. The bathroom
door opens and Bruce walks out in a cloud of steam. He wears
a towel around his waist and uses another to dry his hair.
Wonder Woman winks at him and he watches as she starts
playing with her breasts
WONDER WOMAN
How long will it take to start
working?
His erection begins pushing out the front of the towel.
BATMAN
Are you talking about Lex Luthor's
super serum, or the sight of you
naked?
He levitates a few feet off the ground and drops both towels.
Wonder woman springs to her feet with excitement, her breasts
bouncing as she pulls back to the floor. He pushes her on to
the bed as she giggles with delight that he is strong enough
to do so.
WONDER WOMAN
Wait.
She look at him with lust filled eyes that dream of something
bad.
WONDER WOMAN (CONT'D)
Put the suit back on.
BATMAN
You're joking.
WONDER WOMAN
Just the cape, cowl and belt.
Please.
Bruce smiles and disappears in a blur of super speed. A
second later he returns wearing what she asked. Wonder Woman
gives a soft growl of excitement then gives Batman "come and
get it" eyes. He walks to the bed and she reaches up to pull
him down on top of her, but a hole rips open in the ceiling
and he is yanked from her reach. Before either of them know
what is happening, Batman is high in the air being held by
his neck by the small female kryptonian.
SUPERGIRL CLONE
Joker says hello.
She winds her arm back and punches Batman so hard it makes
thunder clap across the sky. His body smashes through the
mansion kicking up a cloud of dust. Wonder Woman lunges into
the air and squares off with Supergirl 2.
WONDER WOMAN
What in heaven is wrong with you!
Supergirl 2 doesn't answer. She looks down at the hole she
has just punched Batman through as if it were calling to her.
Wonder Woman takes an aggressive posture and moved in closer
her.
WONDER WOMAN (CONT'D)
Hey! What the hell is this all
about?
Supergirl 2 looks blankly at Wonder Woman, as if an attack by
the amazon would pass right through her.
SUPERGIRL CLONE
Nice tits.
She blurs down into the hole faster than Wonder Woman can
see. Batman stops crashing through ground at the deepest
level of the Bat Cave. He lies on the floor, half buried in a
pile of concrete rubble. Supergirl 2 stands over him but
isn't looking at him. Instead she is looking at a large
rectangular box behind him.
It is metal, five feet long and four feet wide. As she stares
at it, a green pulse of light starts in the top left corner
of the box and travels diagonally across it to the bottom
left corner. She watches as it happens again ten seconds
later. That was how much time it took Wonder Woman to catch
up to her. Batman slowly rises from the rubble as Wonder
Woman grabs one of Supergirl's arms and tries to twist it
behind her back.
BATMAN
Dianna stop! That's not Supergirl.
But it was too late. Supergirl 2 flings Wonder Woman across
the room with the slightest effort. The naked amazon bounces
against the stone wall of the cave and yelps in pain. Batman
watches as his girlfriend slowly gets up holding her side. He
stands between Supergirl 2 and the box she is again
transfixed on.
BATMAN (CONT'D)
I don't know who you are, but we
all need to get out of this room,
now.
She gives no indication of hearing him. She doesn't. As she
watches the green light sweep across the box she hears only
the same female's voice that spoke below the Joker's when she
received her first orders.
MORRIGAN
You are my herald in this world.
You must free me from this prison.
She walks toward the box. Batman know better than to try and
stop her by force. He takes Wonder Woman by the arm.
BATMAN
Can you fly?
WONDER WOMAN
I think so.
BATMAN
Then you need to get out of here
now.
WONDER WOMAN
Bruce, I can't leave you here.
BATMAN
Now!.
Wonder Woman flies back out of the cave with great pain and
effort.
Batman turns back to the Supergirl clone who stands inches
from the metal box. Before he can act, she smashes her way
into the box. As it opens, sparks fill the room. Sirens blare
and the green light that traveled across the box began
traveling across the wall of the room. Inside the smashed box
lay a small woman. She is wrapped in a dark leathery flesh
from head to toe. Her body is as stiff as a a wooden plank,
but it rises like Dracula from his coffin in a black and
white movie. She rises and rotates to her feet. Once she is
vertical, the leather like skin unfolds itself from around
her. The skin is her wings. One pair stretches from her back
and fans out filling the small room. Another, smaller pair
unwraps from around her face. She unfolds her arms from her
chest and falls to the ground in a weakened state. She looks
up at Supergirl 2 and smiles.
MORRIGAN
You are the most powerful being on
this planet. Together, we will rule
this world.
SUPERGIRL CLONE
I await your orders.
The ceiling begins spraying a misty liquid. Drops of the
liquid solidify into a hard amber the instant they come in
contact with anything else; the floor, the walls, the skin of
the three people in the room.
MORRIGAN
Take from this cave, quickly.
Batman stands in front of them as Supergirl 2 gently lifted
Morrigan from the floor. Crystals were forming on all of
them.
BATMAN
You're not going anywhere.
Supergirl 2 gives Batman no acknowledgement, but instead
moves past him in a blur of super speed. He follows her,
grabbing her ankle just as she is clearing the roof of the
now wrecked mansion. She releases Morrigan and in the half
second it took for the small female creatures body to begin
falling, she punches Batman back into the depths of the Bat
Cave. She cradles Morrigan and flashes away into the sky.
Wonder Woman watches Supergirl disappear into a streak then
flies as fast as she can back to the hole, but it is too
late. A hard amber like substance plugs the hole at the floor
of the mansion. Wonder Woman flies to the secret entrance of
the Bat cave that connects to the streets and smashes the
steal doors open. Behind them is the same crystal from floor
to ceiling. She races to the entrance in the underwater cave
and finds the same.
Returning to the mansion, She punches hole after hole into
the ground, but it is hopeless. Whatever this substance is,
it has entombed the entire Bat Cave. Alfred approaches Wonder
Woman as she sits in a hole staring at the amber.
ALFRED
His Fail Safe plan, ma'am. A
substance so strong, even a super
powered being such as yourself
couldn't scratch it's surface.
She looks up at him as tears stream down her face.
WONDER WOMAN
He's in there, Alfred. We have to
get him out.
Alfred doesn't respond.
WONDER WOMAN (CONT'D)
Can he breath? Is there any chance?
In silence, he shakes his head. Wonder Woman punches the
amber until her fist bleed, cursing and crying as she smashes
her hands in hopelessness.
. The Joker pins the gas pedal to the floor as the car
speeds across the desert. Harley, in the passenger seat,
still cradles her fingers. The entrance to the research
facility is a tiny spec in the rear view mirror and then it
is a mushroom cloud. The ground rumbles and a wave of dust
overtakes the car. They keep driving, the Joker laughing
hysterically as they zoom out of the settling debris.
END
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