Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. This is a redone story of classicrider14@excite.com's fiction. Just having fun wit it and adding a drag queen twist. The following is a work of fiction. It is not intended for minors. It includes homosexuality, eroticism and racial slurs. If you are offended by this kind of fantasy, please search for something else to read. this afternoon I visited my favorite a aol chatroom Whitedick4blackbois a peculiar thing happened. A white teenage crossdresser got into the room and sparked an argument. I couldn't tell what was going on, because all that was happening was cursing and insults. So the teenager had most of the room against him as he dissed older white men like me for not having to pay for black pussy while he got paid for them to suck his dick. His Wiggerette screen name piqued my interest. I hit him up. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Hey how are you doing WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Whos this SIMPLEATTORNEY331: I saw you in the chatroom, and would like to get to know you.. if you dont mind? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Sure, what you wanna know SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Really I want to interview you and understand your lifestyle WIGGERETTEQUEEN: thats weird, but ok SIMPLEATTORNEY331: So, what exactly is a "Wiggerette"? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: A Wiggerette is a white drag queen who act like black girls It's a name some corny white people coined for us, or we may have coined it for ourselves, because we dress like black women, we talk like black women , we walk like black women, we listen to black music, we fuck like blacks.... SIMPLEATTORNEY331: You fuck like blacks? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: For sure. We know we can fuck like blacks cause we fuck them blacks ourselves. We fuck niggas. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Niggas? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, black thugs. They drop their low-riders and their drawers for some white dick, long as that white dick is on a wiggerette. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: You don't say? I didn't think black thugs were gay. WIGGERETTEQUEEN: They aint gay - not the ones I mess with, anyways. That gay shit is a whole other trip and some niggas are into that too. But I just mess around with regular homeboys, you know - the kind who hang out on the block, baby. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And they drop their pants for you? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, they drop their pants, the get down on their knees and suck my dick, they toss my salad. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Wow WIGGERETTEQUEEN: They be licking my ass, baby. They get down on their hands and knees and stick their tongues up my crack. Clean it real good They love lickin white ass for some reason, I don't know why. I love the feeling of getting my ass ate, but sometimes I think they like licking it more then I like receiving it. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And these are ordinary black men. WIGGERETTEQUEEN: They're young black dudes who got girlfriends and shit. They're tough. They're hard. But they'll also suck on a white queen's dick. But it's all done on the down-low. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: On the down-low? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah. They gotta keep it quiet - keep it secret. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And why is that? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: They've got their reputation to protect, just like you gotta protect yours SIMPLEATTORNEY331: How do you get them to suck your dick? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Well look how good looking I am! Its more like They gotta do the convincing. They holler at me when Im on the street in just my heels. I'm 5'8 125, and always dress the best. Whatever I wear I show my ass or long legs and I always wear my pumps, nothing shorter then 4inches. I don't got boobs or nothing but I got the long hair, the pretty face, and the fem skinny body. The thing they love most is the dick. I just pull it out and wave it in their face. You gotta do it in Private. I have met few niggas that I couldn't get in private and get them down on their knees, suckin my white dick. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Really? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, a nigga can't resist a thick white dick; with these long legs in mini skirt dress. They just love the dick though. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: You don't say.... WIGGERETTEQUEEN: And I whip it out. Them niggas love to suck on white meat. They go to town with it. They love white dick almost as much as they love watermelon. And they got them big thick black lips? Yeah, them niggas are perfect for suckin dick. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: They do a good job? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Baby - there aint nuthin like a nigga suckin your dick. I've had lots of white men do it- and they can't do it nearly as good. Their lips are too thin. Them niggas also be lickin my balls. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: They lick your balls? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, that's what I said. They lick my hairless white sac and stick their tongue up my ass. They're all cool and nonchalant about it - but they love suckin on white dick, shit anything white. They love sucking my toes and deep throating my foot. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: What else do they like to do? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Give a facial. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: A facial?!! WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah. Niggas like it when a gal shoots cum all over his face. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Cause it makes them look white lol? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: (lol) Yeah, maybe that's why. I just know they like to do it. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And you say you "blow your load" in niggas' mouths? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: All the time, baby SIMPLEATTORNEY331: What does that feel like? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: It feels good for me; I don't know how it feels for them. I just keep my long fingernails on the back of they head as they swallow it down. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: They swallow your cum? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: That's what I said. They like swallowin a white queen's nutt. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Why's that? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: I dunno. I look good as hell. They cant resist me. I guess the same reason they like havin a facial - they wanna be white (lol) SIMPLEATTORNEY331: (laughs) But don't most people accuse Wiggerettes of wanting to be black? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, well - that too. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And they want all of this to be done? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, Niggas love sucking dick, getting fucked and eating ass as I ride they faces. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And when they swallow your cum, they feel like they're part white? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: I don't know all that, All I know is when they see me dressed in a a mini skirt dress, 6 inch pumps and a pretty face they just wanna get down on their knees and suck my dick and worship whiteness. That's just the way they are. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: And when are they in the mood for this WIGGERETTEQUEEN: All the time, baby. Them niggas live, eat, breathe, and sleep sex. If you're around them, you can't help but to want to get some sex out of them. They're all about sex. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: So, you suck them and they suck you? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Yeah, but we don't do 69s and shit. It's not in the same night, that would be gay. We don't do any of that faggot shit. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: I see... WIGGERETTEQUEEN: This is all straight man/woman action. We aint a bunch of queers. We keep it on the down-low. They got girlfriends and shit. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Okay, any final thoughts or comments? WIGGERETTEQUEEN: No. I've said all I've got to say - both on the record and off. SIMPLEATTORNEY331: Well, thank you. WIGGERETTEQUEEN: Anytime, baby