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Spring Cleaning I and II
by Arty with contributions by Girl Friday 

Friday has started a LiveJournal here. One day she wrote
that her house had reached 'Critical Mass' and she had had
to tidy up. obviously I couldn't let that rest: 

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Spring Cleaning
by Arty 

Friday dusted her hands in a flamboyant gesture. Finally the
last of the clutter had been put away; the last shelf
dusted; the last closet cleaned, she'd even managed to empty
the wash basket. Unfortunately the future mound of Ironing
was loomed over her imagination like some sort of cloth
Matterhorn. Friday started to load the washing machine with
the very last of the dirty clothes as she did so she noticed
that the clothes she wore were dirtier even than the ones
about to be washed. So with a mental shrug in the direction
of the Levis advert on British TV she undressed and stuffed
her clothes in the washer. Once the wash cycle was started
she walked away from the machine, determined not to give in
to the author that was tempting her with vision of a
wonderful cum on the corner of the machine as it span at
over a 1000rpm. 

As she moved away from the machine the pile of ironing
seemed to jeer at her. This sparked a thought, she did still
have the leather outfit - a short detour to the closet
containing the Muse outfits soon had her kitted out and
feeling dominant. The hand signed contract was perused. Yup
nothing in it stopping this; time to invoke her Musely
magic. 

A thoroughly confused Arty suddenly fell at her feet. 

"What the...?" He looked around and then up; from his supine
position on the floor he could see... 

"Enough of that! You can look later when you've done the
ironing." 

"Ironing? I've got this code to finish and…" 

"Yes I know and very boring it is too. How can you stand to
write the stuff?" 

"Programming is a very creative occupation; there are design
choices to be made, an almost infinite number of ways of
doing things..." 

"OK I believe you." She bent down to kiss him. "But it's
very boring when I tune in expecting to see me being left in
an erotic quandary or Serena being stripped by her fiancé
and all I get is stuff like: 

if ((de = DictFindName( dict, expiry )) == NULL)
Fatal( "Failed to get fid for [%s]", expiry );
expire = de->fid;
idx = 0;
fields[idx++].fid = expire;


It's very off-putting." 

"Anyway what's all this about ironing?" 

"Well if you're going to be boring. I'm going to return the
compliment." She waved the riding crop under his nose. "So
get stripped and get ironing." 

Arty looked around; there wasn't a whole lot of choice and
if he were ever going to get back to work he would need
Friday's powers. He shrugged and started to undress. He
could use the time think about a particularly tricky bit
of... 

"Oh no! No code! Only erotic thoughts if you don't mind."
Friday trailed the end of the crop around his balls and up
and down his cock, which responded by hardening
appreciatively. "That's much better." 

"I don't know how much ironing I'll be able to manage if you
keep doing that." 

"Why don't we find out." She ceased stroking and snapped the
crop gently across his bum. 

"Okay, Okay. Show me the way to your ironing oh Mistress
Muse." 

"That's much better." Purred Friday. 

So began a couple of hours of the strangest, if not the most
extreme*, form of ironing that either Friday or Arty had
experienced. Surprisingly enjoyable for both parties the
pile of ironing diminished until only a set of clean sheets
was left. 

"You can leave those for after." 

"After what." 

"After we've made the first set dirty." Said Friday as she
grabbed his raging erection and dragged him upstairs to the
guest room. 

-Fin- 

PS *Extreme Ironing - a sport created by the English** and
which we are currently world champions (yes there is more
than one country involved!) 

PPS **Whenever we discover that everyone else is better than
we are we invent a new sport. 

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I like to leave things to the imagination of my readership.
However Friday thinks I am just being lazy. Any bloke knows
that arguing with women is futile and when she's a Muse it's
doubly so. However this time I thought that I could get away
with it as she was occupied with other things... 

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The Search for Marco (Morning Tease) part 2
by Girl Friday 

I was working the night shift out of Central when we got the
call. A muse was missing and it was my job to find him. My
name is Friday, Girl Friday. 

I was pulling extra duty that night. Arty had decided he
needed to write a story. It was some ridiculous tale about
me and pile of laundry. I sort of tuned out after a while
and look what it got me. I glanced down at the skin tight,
black leather contraption. That'll teach me to get bored on
duty. 

The call came in late. There wasn't much I could do but put
out an AMB - All Muse Bulletin. But I needed some details
first. Chief said the last known sighting had been by
Margarethe, so I went to ask her some questions. 

She was beautiful. But then, every muse is. She wasn't very
helpful. 

"Description of the missing muse?" 

"Oh, he's tall, hunky, gorgeous body, loves to murmer
naughty things in Italian. He's a fabulous lover." 

Her eyes glazed over as she recalled some past event that
wouldn't be going into my report. I shook my head and tried
to continue. 

"When did you last see Marco?" 

"Oh, it's been a few days now. He was with some Italian
brunette." 

"Any idea where they were headed?" 

She giggled, "If I know Marco, and I do know Marco, they
were headed for bed." 

I rolled my eyes and headed back to Central. Looking through
the files for more information wasn't much help. Nominally
assigned to Catmandu99, Marco wasn't the most dedicated of
muses. Oh, don't get me wrong -- he did some damn fine work
-- but it seems he had a tendency to depart for parts
unknown on a rather frequent basis. 

Arty's tale about naked ironing was winding down. He was
finally getting to the good part and my shift was almost
over. I filled in what few details I had and issued the AMB.
It went out to every muse in existence. If any other muse
ran across Marco, they were to return him to Central for
disciplinary action. I even added a special addendum to
discourage any hanky panky before bringing him in. After
all, hanky panky is what caused this mess to begin with. 

As I was clocking out, I noticed the story Arty had filed,
"Spring Cleaning." I looked it over and saw that once again
he had skimped on the good parts. Looked like I needed to
visit England before heading home. 

Again. 

A muse's work is never done. 

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Oops. Caught! Again. Can I retrieve the situation? Too
late... 

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Spring Cleaning II
by Arty 

His fingers blurred over the keys; he was occasionally
amazed at how fast he could type with only a finger or two
and a thumb. Every now and then he wondered how fast he
would have been able to type if he'd kept up the typing
lessons that he'd had a school and used all of his fingers.
He typed the final few words with relish. 

'... "After we've made the first set dirty." Said Friday as
she grabbed his raging erection and dragged him upstairs to
the guest room." 

-Fin-' 

He liked the Hitchcockian fade just as things were about to
get explicit; he was awful at writing sex scenes and anyway
the reader's imaginations would no doubt fill in the blanks
as it were. With Friday's attention focused on the search
for Marco he was fairly certain he could slide this one past
without her noticing... 

The whisper of wings behind him alerted him to the fact that
she had noticed and was not amused. 

"Well I like it so far; but you accidentally typed '-fin-'
when you meant to say '-continued-' didn't you?" 

Several alternative answers crossed his mind, all of them
would result in a less than satisfactory outcome for him, so
he chose the only answer likely to pass muster. 

"Yes dear." 

"You say the nicest things." 

His lap was suddenly full of a bewinged Muse determined to
see if her tongue could reach his tonsils via his ear. This
should have been a less than erotic experience but the
lascivious suggestions that interspersed her efforts plus
the feel of her breasts on his chest made the process
extremely arousing. He felt her flexing her buttocks to feel
the extent of his arousal. 

"That seems about right." There was a surge and while he was
gathering his wits he felt a hand grasp his erection. He
looked down to discover his total nudity and then looked
around him, in some surprise, as she led him away from a
stack of newly pressed clothes. 

"Come with me." 

"If you keep that up I may 'come' sooner than you would
like." 

She giggled but relaxed her grip a little. That was almost
worse, as the feathery touch of her fingers heightened his
arousal. He groaned. She grinned. 

"Not far now." She let go of him and pushed him backwards
onto a bed. He concentrated on not cumming and watched as
she stripped off the black leather that she was wearing. 

"My turn." she said as she knelt over his head facing his
feet and lowered herself towards his waiting mouth. 

His tongue explored her secrets and scouted the source of
her womanly fluids*. A counterpoint of groans and moans
greeted his discovery of her clitoris and a small shriek
announced the commencement of a gentle attack on it. Her
whole body vibrated with pleasure, as he did his best to
make it good for her; without warning he felt his penis
enveloped in the warmth of her mouth. It was his turn to
moan as he felt her tongue tease the edges of his cockhead.
Of course his moans aroused her further and a frantic
positive feedback loop of erotic energy spiralled out of
control until both of them fell apart sated. 

Pulling her to him he cuddled her and kissed her deeply. 

"That was magnificent, thank you." 

"It's my Musely duty." 

"Talking of 'Musely duties', how do I get back?" 

"'One swallow does not a summer make.'" She quoted with a
grin. "And one bout of 69 definitely doesn't satisfy this
Muse!" While she was speaking his hands seemed to have minds
of their own as they stroked and fondled the sexy package
that snuggled into him. It wasn't long before he was in a
position to do his Authorly duty. Not wanting to lose sight
of her face he chose to enter her while gazing into her
eyes; he loved to watch them cloud with lust as he thrust
into her. He was rewarded once more and even though he had
already come once the pleasure that he felt in making love
to her was intense enough that he needed to distract himself
or else curtail her enjoyment. He cast around for something
to distract himself. 

"No… Uhhhh ooooo code!" 

She rippled herself around him and he was helpless to stop
himself as he surged within her. She loved it when she made
him lose control; the thought of it and the look on his face
as he came was enough to tip her into her climax and now
both of them moaned their release in an erotic two-part
harmony. He collapsed onto her and then rolled to one side
so that his weight wasn't crushing her; he was careful to
remain coupled, he couldn't get enough of the feeling of
being inside her. 

She opened her eyes to see him smiling into hers from a few
inches away. He leant forward and kissed the tip of her
nose. 

"Welcome back. I suppose you want me to iron that last pair
of sheets now?" 

She grinned and wriggled feeling him still embedded; she
concentrated and squeezed rhythmically until she felt him
respond and he groaned as he felt himself get hard again. 

"I don't think we've quite finished here do you?" 

He considered his next words very carefully for all of a
millisecond, "No dear." 

She giggled making him squirm in delight. "These sheets are
nowhere near dirty enough yet." 

He gave an exaggerated sigh that rapidly degenerated into a
moan. The things that an author must do to satisfy his Muse;
a difficult job, he thought, but someone has to do it. Then
he turned to her and kissed her deeply; it was going to be a
long afternoon. 

-fin- 

*Sorry. Don't blame me I'm only the author! 

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Sometimes an author has to do what an author has to do! I
know I suffer from 'premature termination'; but the cure for
it is just wonderful! I think Friday was pleased too: 

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From: Friday
Date: Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:52 am
Subject: Re: Spring Cleaning (gasp) II

> --- Sir Arty of the Cellar wrote:
>
> Spring Cleaning II
> by Arty

Much better. Next time we'll discuss how to use the dirty
words properly. :D 

Wonderful as always handsome! 

*kisses*
Friday

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She likes it! What more do I need? 

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I've taken shameless advantage of the fact that she loves me
in quoting her work without permission. I may have to do
penance. I'll let you know. 


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