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 �>�Welcome to Blanke Schande College

   After extensive study and research, Blanke Schande College, a relatively
unknown California State college, concluded that female students learn
better and show an overall improvement in academic performance when they
attend classes in the nude.  As a result, one of the standard admissions
requirements would become that all female students would be required to
remain completely nude while on the Blanke Schande campus.

   Although the female students were required to surrender their clothing
before entering the campus grounds, the male students were allowed to
remain fully clothed while attending classes.  Just as the female students
benefited from a completely nude education, the male students benefited
from the opportunity to see their female classmates completely exposed, and
both test scores and GPA's increased dramatically. The following rules were
designed by the college administration to enforce the required nudity of
female students:

   1.  Female students will remain nude at all times during their stay on
campus.

   2.  Any female student wearing clothes at any time on campus will be
subject to penalties up to, and including, immediate expulsion.

   3.  Female nudity will be required by students participating in both
academic and athletic activities both at home and away from campus.

   4.  As expressed in the student contract: female students will be
required to perform any act asked of them by a clothed male student in
order to assist him in having a better view of her naked body.

   Example: if a clothed male student asks a nude female student to spread
her legs for him, she must comply.

   Example: if a clothed male student asks a nude female student to bend
over and expose her anus to him, she must comply.

   If a nude female refuses a request made by a male student wishing to
have a better view of her nudity it is grounds for immediate expulsion

   5.  The preservation of female modesty by covering the body is totally
inappropriate behavior while on campus. Campus Life

   Because the female students are required to be nude during their time on
campus, it makes many of their interactions with other clothed male
students particularly difficult and in some cases humiliating.



















































   Admissions & Enrollment (Apply now for spring or fall 2003)



   Both prospective freshmen and Transfer students can register either by
mail or online.  To register by mail, contact the admissions office of
Blanke Schande College at nationalbankofpinball@hotmail.com.

   To register online follow this link by pressing control on your key
board and clicking on the link:

   Public Nudity and CMNF

   Prospective students will then be prompted to log onto the school -(TM)s
website using their Lycos username and password.  If you don -(TM)t have a
Lycos ID, you can create one for free by clicking on the link that says
Register Now.

   After registering, you will find yourself at the host site of Blanke
Schande College, Public Nudity and CMNF.  Click on the icon that says JOIN
THIS CLUB.

   After joining Public Nudity and CMNF, return to the clubs main page, and
on the menu to your left click on  -�Suites, -� then click on CMNF College.
This will take you to the college -(TM)s main page.  To enroll at the
college, click on the icon that says JOIN THIS SUITE.  Congratulations, you
have been accepted into Blanke Schande College!

   Students at Blanke Schande will be expected to participate by adding
their thoughts and comments to the discussions regarding different aspects
of campus life at Blanke Schande, as well as voting in polls conducted by
the college.  Above all else remember, have fun, and enjoy your education
at Blanke Schande!

   Johnny Cancer (Admissions)

   nationalbankofpinball@hotmail.com