Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. ï>¿Trixie Admits Her Naughty Pleasures byapplevalyanÂ(C) When I was 24, I meet this wonderful, handsome man at my new job. I had just been hired as a third grade teacher at an elementary school in a county next to the one I grew up in here in Florida. I know I'm being a bit mysterious here but I am trying to protect my identity from getting to the old church ladies on the PTA and school board because I know it would mean my job in this backwards county.  At school I put on a conservative air about myself. The women teachers can not wear pants at all, or dresses more than four inches above their knees while teaching classes. I'm just glad they don't pull a panty check or I would really be in trouble. I hate wearing underwear and most of the time I don't! All I wear underneath my tops is a sport bra, which is fairly easy to get away with since I'm not allowed to wear sleeveless dresses or tops either.  I met Don my first work day there. I actually meet him in the parking lot when I parked next to him. He just happened to be the new vice-principal there. He introduced himself to me as he helped me carry a bunch of stuff to my classroom. I found out he grew up in this county and that his mother still teaches at another school in this county. He then reminded me that I would not be allowed to wear what I was wearing to teach in but since I was working at setting up my classroom and cleaning it was alright. And as I was bending over putting supplies away in my bottom desk drawer, he said, "But you do look good in it."  I was wearing a large tank-top with large armholes but I was wearing a bikini top under it and I was also wearing 'just' (no underwear remember) a pair of tight black yoga pants and sandals. I was bent over away from him and I'm sure he was looking at my ass in those tight pants, so I just looked around at him, and smiled while saying, "Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment!"  I stood and told him I was aware of the dress code but that I didn't want to get any of my good clothes dirty or ruined. He said that there was no problem; he just felt he needed to make sure I was aware that he knew the rules too since we were both new here. As he left, I noticed how good his ass looked in his tight jeans. They had a get together in the school cafeteria around lunch time and introduced everybody to everybody. Don sat next to me and during lunch we both discovered we were both single and currently not seeing anybody. He asked me out for dinner that night and I happily accepted.  Not knowing that much about him, I wore a conservative but snug fitting black dress with just a small black lace bra underneath. The dress rode about 6 inches above my knees. I normally didn't wear my dresses this long; I normally wear them 3 to 4 inches below my crotch. I like them short! I was just playing it safe on what I hoped was just our first date. You see, I am an exhibitionist. I have been for most of my life. I have my mother to thank for that, you see, she was one too!  I grew up on the east coast of Florida. I spent most of my time during warm weather in swimwear. My house was only two blocks from the ocean, plus we had a small pool in our backyard. When I wasn't wearing my swimwear, I loved wearing my bib overall jumper. From a little girl until I was about twelve, I ran around my house, my yard, my neighbor, and the beach topless, wearing only my bikini bottoms. Mom even got me a string-tie thong when I was twelve. I loved that tiny little bottom. But hated wearing tops, and I felt that since my two older brothers didn't have to wear any kind of top, why should I? And when I wasn't wearing my swimsuit you could usually find me wearing just a pair of bib overalls. My mom wore them too, but she wore her bikini top under the bib front, I didn't. She rarely wore underwear while wearing them so I didn't either. The bib top covered my chest and nipples and the shorts cover my ass. I was happy and no one complained even when I went into the stores dressed like that. I owned 3 or 4 pair of them and when they got tight and small I would get mom to buy me more. It was hard to find them in shorts length so mom would just cut them off and hemmed them up to short-shorts length for me and her. Around about when I was twelve my breast began to swell, it still didn't stop me from not wearing a top with my bibs. I decided if someone seen my little tits, big deal! Let them look! I often ran around my house and yard topless even through high school. My two brothers never complained plus I noticed their dicks getting hard a few times when they looked at me. I wasn't sure why that was but I still kind of liked knowing I might have been the cause of it. Oh, they usually ran around the house in only their boxer shorts so I really didn't have to look hard to see their little hard dicks making tents in their boxers. I still liked wearing 'only' my bib overall shorts in public and luckily my breast didn't get very big. I was only a 34A when I was a senior in high school, so I often went out wearing only my bibs. A person could see the sides of my tits and my bare back making it very obvious that I was braless and topless except for the bib coving my tits and the front of my chest, I didn't give a damn if people liked my outfit or not, I DID! And since my chest and nipples were covered, I wasn't breaking any laws. I also did not button all the buttons on the sides at the hip. I only hooked up the top button, leaving an opening at the hip showing nothing but skin beneath. Plus it was easy to keep cool dress like this in Florida during the summer. I eventually removed the other buttons from the bibs so I couldn't button them up if I wanted to. I liked the bare skin showing at the hip look! I couldn't get away with wearing my bibs to school so I did the next best thing; I wore very short dresses or skirts to school. Yes, I did wear underwear to school, the smaller the better! I loved letting the boys look up my skirt. I found out early how much fun it was to tease the boys by just letting them see up my skirt. I was active in a few clubs at school. Yes, I was a cheerleader too! I guess you could say a naughty one too. I lost my virginity at 14.  Yes, the guy was on the football team and also a neighbor boy I had known for years. One afternoon during the summer, I was alone at home and was enjoying the sun and working on my all over tan by floating nude on an air mattress in our above ground pool.. When all of the sudden Weston came in the back gate, I slid off the mattress and stood up. I'm not sure if he knew I was naked but he could tell I was topless because I was standing in waist deep water and my tits were above the water. He's seen them a few times over the years but not in the last couple. He stared at them as he asked where my bothers were and I told him I wasn't sure. He then said the water looked nice. By this time he had made his way to the edge of the pool and was looking down, I guess trying to see if I was wearing anything under the water.  I told him it felt real nice and that if he wanted, he could join me. He kind of hesitated and then said he didn't bring his suit. I walked to the edge near him and said, "You probably already figured out I'm naked in here so why don't you remove your shorts too and join me. It will be our secret. I'm sure you will enjoy it." My brothers and I have skinny-dipped quite a few times over the years and seeing a naked male is nothing new for me, but for some reason my heart was pounding with the expectation of seeing Weston naked. He finally said OK and removed his shorts. I was standing next to the latter as he climbed over the pools edge and I sucked my breath in as his dick appeared over the edge. It was twice the size of my brothers' dicks and his was sticking straight out. I had never seen theirs sticking straight out like that. I had heard so of my friends talking about hard-ons, I guess this was one. For some reason I just had to touch and examine it, so I did! As I touched and stoked Weston's dick, his hands found my tits. His hands felt so wonderful, I never even thought of telling him to stop. Then one of his hands found its way to between my legs. His hand and fingers felt way better than mine ever had. Let's just say we soon got out of the pool and went to my room, where I became that naughty cheerleader.  One of my favorite memories of high school was the day they took pictures for yearbook. I dressed for the occasion. I wore my favorite short red skirt and tiny white thong panties. I had three pictures taken that day with different clubs I belonged to. I made sure I got to sit in the front row for all three pictures and surprise, surprise; my legs were apart in ALL three and my panties were visible. I now have a permanent record for all my classmates to see. I must have signed a couple hundred yearbooks next to my panty shots with an arrow pointing to my crotch. I was such a bad girl. Ha-ha. Like I said, I did wear panties to school, but hardly any where else. I found I enjoyed going commando under my dress when I was about 12. I was dared one day by one of my male friends after school, as we walked home, to take off my underwear and walk back home without them. There were eight of us, three girls and five boys, walking the half-mile to our homes, we were all neighbors. They had all seen me topless over the years and some knew I wore no underwear when I wore my bibs. I had often wondered how it would feel to wear a dress only while walking down the road during the daytime. For years, my mom and I have walked the beach in the evenings wearing nothing but a t-shirt or tank top, but this would be in the middle of the day. So I took his dare, right there at the edge of the school property, I asked him to hold my books as I reached under my dress and pulled down my underwear. It felt invigorating and exciting walking down the public sidewalk with all my friends knowing I was now naked under my dress. I liked it and knew I would be doing it again and often. The next day he dared me to take them off again. I told him I couldn't because I had already removed them while I was I the bathroom just before I joined them. Then I opened my notebook and showed them to him. Then he dared the two other girls to remove theirs, one did, the other refused. After that day I often remove my panties before going home, sometimes after school and sometimes after lunch. The last week of school I didn't even wear any when I left for school in the morning. I found I really enjoyed being naked under my dresses or skirts during classes. I just had to be real careful how I sat while at school.  All through my college years my exhibitionism reached new heights. I also became a total slut. I loved sex and I loved to be naked. The more people to see me naked, the hornier I was. I participated in group sex often. I didn't care if it was male or female, one, two, or more. I just liked sex.  I even let some of my friends tie me up and blindfold me for an entire weekend. They stripped me naked in a big van, blindfolded me and drove me around to who knows where. I have no idea how many people seen me naked or fucked me that weekend. I know I often had two and three dicks in me at once. They gave me food and drink, often alcohol, while still blindfolded. If I had to pee, they made me piss on the ground near the van a few times. I have no idea where I was or how many people watched. That was my worst and best weekend ever. I lost track of how many time I came but I know it was a lot! I have never done anything like that again and have no plans to go crazy like that again. Three or four men at once maybe but never gang-banged with no control or knowledge again!  Let's get back to Don now. Don and I hit it off real good that night. I played real cool and conservative and only let him kiss me on the cheek that night. But I really wanted to rip his clothes off and fuck him silly.  The next date we did some minor kissing and he asked me if I had any shorter dresses that I could wear out on dates. I told him I had a few but I that I liked him and didn't want to upset him with wearing something unbecoming a school teacher. He said, "Screw the school teacher image, whenever I take you out on a date out of town, you can dress be as naughty as you want to be. I would love having people see me with a sexy woman on my arm." I told him that I might just surprise him one day. He smiled at me and said, "I hope so!"  Friday, while at school, he said that if I had no other plans, that tomorrow evening, he wanted to take me to a comedy club in Jacksonville and then maybe a little dancing later if I felt like it. I said it sounded like a great idea. He said, "Great, and you can wear something sexy if you want too. Or were you just teasing me last weekend."  I smiled and gave him a wink as I said, "If you want sexy, you'll get sexy. But please don't send me back home if I dress too sexy."  "Oh, now you're teasing me!" he said. "I'll pick you up at 7, OK? The next evening I put on a black, mid-thigh, deep plunge halter dress and the only other thing I wore were black strappy sandals with 4 inch heels. I decided to be more daring around Don but still not tell him I was pantiless. That was for my on pleasure. Maybe I would also get a chance to flash someone my hairless pussy tonight. I would try and wait a few more dates before I let him see me in one of my really short or sheer dresses. Don seemed to really like my dress. He couldn't stop complimenting me on sexy I looked. He said none of the other girls he had dated had ever worn anything near as daring as the dress I was wearing. I felt happy he liked my dress and made sure I leaned over a few times more than I needed to, just to let him have a look at my titties as the top fell away from my chest. He had a big grin on his face almost all night.  Since I'm not much of a dancer, I asked if he minded if instead, we go to the beach and walk in the moonlight at the tides edge. He said he liked the idea, so we did. We walked about a half hour before a breeze picked up and the air chilled off, so we left. Nothing else happened until we got back to my house. We started making out like teenagers in his car. The kissing definitely got heavier this time and I surprised him when I moaned as I let him put his hand inside the top of my dress on one of my bare tits.  He alternated rubbing my tits which I love. I have come before from just kissing and a good tit massage and I did with him. I think it surprised him how quickly I had an orgasm right in front of him. I then told him it was his turn to get off, as I reached for the zipper on his pants. I was surprised at the size of his dick; wrong not a dick, a cock! His cock was too big to be called a dick. It was a good 10 inches long and two inches thick. All I had planned to do was give him a hand-job but the size of that thing was making my mouth water. But I was able to control myself and give him that hand-job. After he came into a handkerchief he produced for somewhere, I told him that he had a nice penis there and someday I might do more than jerk him off. He said he would be looking forward to that day. I kissed him again and made sure he saw a lot of leg as I exited his car. I stepped in front of his car just before he backed out my driveway and whit his headlight shining on me, I pulled my halter top apart and flashed him my tits before I threw him a kiss and turned to go inside. I quickly went to my bedroom removing my dress and dropping it on the floor as I entered my room, I then got my biggest dildo from my nightstand and put it to good use before I fell blissfully to sleep. The next day about 9AM, there was a knock on my front door. I was awake and just thinking about Don and that big cock of his as I softly played with my pussy. I grabbed a short robe from behind my bedroom door and pulled it on as I went to the front door. There was Don with breakfast from 'McDonalds'. I opened the door for him and asked why he was here so early. He said he had trouble sleeping after what happened late night and thought that maybe we should talk about it. I said I was alright with what happen and rather enjoyed it but since he brought breakfast and I was hungry that maybe we had better go to the kitchen. I closed the door and led the way to the kitchen well aware that my short robe barely covered my ass. The robe was rather thin too, so he could probably make out the crack of my ass as he followed me. This was causing my pussy to tingle knowing I was practically naked in front of this man I was beginning to have feeling for and that he probably knew I was almost naked too. I looked down and I seen my nipples were hard, producing two rather noticeable points on my chest. I turned, offering Don a chair at the table and noticing his eyes looking directly at my pointy nipples. That sure didn't calm down my pussy!  Don sat down and then noticed a table on my back patio. He then cleared his throat and said that since it was such a pretty day outside, he was wondering if we could have breakfast outside on the patio. I said, "Sounds like a good idea, but I would need to put on some clothes on because I wasn't going outside dressed like this. Go on outside and I will join you shortly." I could see the disappointment in his eyes. He was probably hoping I would go out dressed like I was in an almost see-thru outfit. Oh, I have sunned nude on my patio many times already and being naked outside is one of my favorite thing to do, but I suddenly had a good idea.  I gave him a quick kiss and quickly left the kitchen. As I walked down the hall to my bedroom, I removed my robe and hung it back on the door as I entered. I reached into the third draw of my dresser and pulled out one of my bib jumpers. I slipped it on with nothing else and left the room buttoning only the top button on each side. I walked out the back door and I seen Don's eyes get big. I said, "I hope you don't mind this old thing. I've worn this thing for years. It's very comfortable and I like wearing it. Plus I don't get hot when I wear this, at least, I mean, I don't sweat in it.  Don quickly got his composure back and said he loved it. I then raised my arms and slowly turned around giving him a good look at it from all angles. I sat down across from him and ate my breakfast and decide to tell him a few things about my youth and about how I enjoyed wearing my bibs everywhere. Praying it wouldn't shock him and make him run away from me. Then he asked, "You mean you use to wear it just like that, I mean dressed as you are now, all around town?"  I said, "Yes, but don't forget, I grew up in a beach community and a lot of people ran around almost naked. People use to go shopping and to the bank wearing only their bikinis. Going braless was the norm, and seeing girls running around topless until they started growing little boobies was normal." I took a couple more bites of my bagel as he thought about what I said. Then I said, "I hope you don't think any less of me since I admitted I normally wear less clothing than you were aware of. I am beginning to like you and I feel it is important to tell you the truth. I am a bit of an exhibitionist! But I won't dress that way around school functions and around the kids. But around the house here and away from town here, it may surprise you what I might wear or not wear." He looked at me and said, "I am afraid I'm falling for you too, and your being a bit of an exhibitionist does not upset me in the least, in fact I kind of like it. It excites me a bit knowing the girl I'm with isn't fully dressed. But I do have a couple questions to ask you. If we left right now and went to the beach, would you really go there dressed like that and were you ever without any clothing on our previous dates.  I gave him a big smile and said, "Yes, I would go to the beach right now dress as I am but I would take along my g-string bikini in case we decide to get in the water. And yes I have gone without on our dates. I wore no panties on our first two dates and wore nothing under my black halter dress last night. I hate wearing underwear. I'm afraid that even at school, I don't wear underwear under those long dresses, but being as long as they are, I feel pretty safe no one will ever know, except for you now and I hope it won't affect my job, will it?" "No it won't dear, your secret is safe with me but don't be surprised if I rub your ass if no body is around," he said with a smile.  "Fine with me," I said as I stood up and walked around the table to him unhooking my shoulder straps as I approached. My bibs dropped to the ground as he stood up. I gave him a big kiss as I reached for the button at his waistband. I unzipped him and pulled his shorts down as I kneeled on my bibs in front of him. I rapidly pulled down his underwear (which I was going to have to get him to quit wearing) and stared at his rapidly hardening cock. I look into his eyes and told him I had been dreaming about doing this all night. I kissed the head of his cock and then opened my mouth wide to take as much of him as I could. I love sucking cock! After swallowing his load, which he said no girl had ever done before, I lead him to my bedroom leaving our clothing right where we took them off. We spent the rest of the day in my bed enjoying wonderful sex. I told him about some of my exhibition experiences and some of my mild sexual romps. I am not going to tell him everything I've done. Some of it is just too wild for him to know about, like my gang-bang.  He did find me at school a couple times that week and he did rub my ass telling me he liked knowing I was pantiless. And he did take me to the beach where I grew up and all I wore was my bibs and I carried my g-string bikini in my purse. He said he still couldn't believe I could get away with walking into the stores and restaurants practically topless but then we ran into a three girls about ten dressed like I was except their shorts were buttoned up and I could tell they were wearing panties.  I took Don to a beachside restaurant where my mom use to waitress and now partially owned. She was there as were a couple of my old girlfriends. We had a good time and no one said a thing about my attire. Mom asked me if I was staying over night, she said my room was empty if I wanted to stay. I looked at Don and he shrugged his shoulders so I said sure but we will both be using my bed. She smiled and said she expected as much.  I surprised Don later when I stripped naked next to his car and put on my g-string bikini. We then ran into a half-dozen of my old friends on a mostly deserted part of the beach as we walked along the beach and they commented that it looked like I still enjoyed being almost naked in public. And I surprised them when I said that if I knew could get away with it; I would get naked in public. They didn't believe me, so I looked at Don and said, "Sorry dear, put this in you pockets for me," as I took off what little I had on. I stayed naked with Don and my friends for the next hour. The two girls finally took off their tops after some heckling by the guys. It really was fun playing naked in the surf with my friends but not as much fun as when I got Don's cock out of his suit and screwed him while in the surf with my friends close by but none the wiser, at least I don't think so. That night we all went out for drinks, I wore only my bibs. Don had a lot of fun reaching underneath my bib top playing with my bare tits. I like it too! I loved it even more when Don would leave one of my tits bare and uncovered for anyone to look at when he removed his hand. Don now loves it when I wear one of my bibs only when we are out of town.  Now days when Don and I go out on the town, out of town, you can be sure I wearing one of my sexy, shorter dresses. Don has gotten me into dancing more. He likes accidentally exposing my bare ass while we are dancing which is why I am beginning to enjoy dancing more. He had bought me a few new dresses lately. The last one was rather daring. It was a very short gold wrap-a-round sequin dress. I think he bought it a couple sizes too small but I'm not going to complain to him about it because he might have got it small sized on purpose which is just fine for me. When I tied it around me, it only overlapped about four inches around my hip just above my right leg. The front plunged down to below my belly button and it is completely backless down to the top of my ass crack. I tried in on for him and after I got it on, he pulled out a wooded ruler and told me to spread my legs a bit. He then placed to ruler beneath my dress until he touched my crotch. He said the hem was sitting at just one and a half inch below my pussy and that if I wasn't very careful when I wore this dress, I would probably be showing my pussy to anyone looking my way. As he told me this, he had a big grin on his face. I now knew what he had planned for this dress, I just didn't know where or when yet but I was already excited and ready to wear it for him.  I still surprise Don now and then, just this past weekend; it was a bit cool outside so I wore my tan trench coat over an outfit which Don has never seen. The skirt was much shorter than any I had ever own and way shorter than the jacket I had on so Don didn't know what I had on underneath. Once we got to party one of my old college boyfriends was throwing, I took off the jacket and heard a few Ooo's and O' my's. I was wearing a little blue metallic skirt only 8 inches long and which rode very low on my hips and just showed just a little of my ass cheeks from the rear. Oh, and of course I was pantiless. I also wore a completely sheer black crop top that stopped just two or three inches below my breast. I was about as naked as I have ever been public with a crowd of people around. I could tell by the look on Don's face that I surprised him. I said, "Surprise!" and gave him a quick kiss. "I hope you like this. I told you I would surprise you one day by what I would or didn't wear in public. I hope you we let me stay at this party awhile, because I promise to make you happy later."  There were about a couple hundred people at this party and I bet a couple of them might have been some of the ones that fucked me when I was blindfolded in college. At first Don had a look of shock and then a smile came to his face as he knew I was going to be one horny lady later on that night. I have been completely faithful to Don the year of so we have been together but tonight I felt like I need more. I just hadn't told Don that yet, but we have fantasized while in bed about me openly flashing guys my pussy and even letting a couple of them finger me, but it wasn't fingers I was interested in tonight. I needed something a bit bigger and longer than fingers. I want strange cock. I intended on trying to find out if any of these guys here were one of the many that fucked me that weekend. It they were, I will ask them if they would like to do me again for old time's sake, and since I don't know who any of them were, maybe I might get a few names tonight and fill some of the holes in my memory.  Don told me I could dance with as many guys as I wanted to that night and to not be surprised if some fingers fine their way under my tiny skirt. I smiled and told him I hoped a few did. He gave me a kiss and ran a finger across my pussy and said, "My dear, I see that you're already wet. Have lots fun. I'll find you later". As the alcohol flowed and the hands began to wander, I danced with as many men as I could. I got fingered countless times that night, I seen Don watching and smiling at me as a few did it. Just when I was starting giving up hope of getting information any that night, an old classmate of mine was fingering me, he said I was a wet as the last time he fingered me. I asked when that was and he said the night I was blindfolded and tied up. I told him I had no idea who anybody was that night because I was blindfolded but that I wish I did. He then said he knew there where two other people here tonight that where also there. I told him if he would, go find them and meet me near the bathrooms because I needed to be fucked by somebody tonight and if all three of them wanted to fuck me, I would let them. He was off in a flash, I seen Don and told him I needed to go to the ladies room and that I might be there awhile since there were so many women here and I would find him later.  I got to the bathrooms and looked back over the crowd and seen my classmate and a couple guys following him heading my way. I leaned back against the wall and pulled up my skirt a little and began to play with myself, wanting to be found like this when they got here. They stopped suddenly when they found me. I looked and smiled at them, and opened the men's bathroom door motioning for the guys to follow me and walked in not knowing if anyone was in there or not. I pulled my skirt and top off and jumped upon the counter and spread my legs asking who wanted to be first.  In less than ten minutes, all three had fucked me and the last one was just pulling out as Don walked in and seen me sitting there leaning back against the mirror with come dripping out my pussy. He looked at me and I thought I had just lost everything when he said, "So, you are human. All that fingering you were getting got you so horny you just couldn't wait. I was surprised you lasted as long as you did. Now spread those legs wide again because I want some of that freshly fucked pussy." He dropped his pants, he was not wearing underwear just like I like, and he stepped forward and shoved that big cock of his into my well lubricated pussy on the first thrust. I was a sloppy mess but since he is bigger than any of the three guys, I was still tight enough for him. He said, "This probably won't take long because I'm as horny as hell from just watching you get fingered by every guy out there. I don't know what got into you tonight but I'm not mad at you at all. This has been one of my biggest fantasies for a long time, watching you being naughty and then fucking your pussy just after someone else did." I looked up at him and said, "I'm sorry honey, there wasn't just one guy fucking me, there were three, one behind the other. You now make number four in a row." He groaned and started slamming into me harder. Just as he was dumping his load into me when the door opened and two guys walked in. He smiled at me, kissed my forehead and pulled out and said, "Next!"  Don hung around as I ended up fucking a few more guys. Don was hard again and getting ready to fuck me again when still another guy walked in. Don then sat on the toilet and pulled me on his lap and pulled me down onto his nice hard cock and then told the guy to come on over and I would suck him off. As I swallowed that mans load, I noticed another guy watching, and I motioned him over and sucked him off too. He and Don and I came about the same time. Don sat me on the toilet and I cleaned up as best I could and then Don picked up my clothes and with a big smile on his face, he grabbed my hand as he slowly led me naked from the bathroom and through the crowd, around the room instead of straight across, to the front door and out to our car. He spread a towel, we always keep one in the car for emergencies, across the seat for me to sit on and he then reclined the seat back and closed the door. I quickly went to asleep and road back naked to his house. Once at his house, he opened the door and took my hand and led me naked across his yard to his front door. As we approached his door, the front door security light came on illuminating my nakedness. He took his time unlocking the door while looking at me standing there naked, as a couple cars drove by, at that point I didn't care who saw me. He led me inside, stripped of his clothes, lay me across his carpeted floors and made love to me. The next morning we were still naked on the floor when we were awaken by someone knocking on the still open door. It was one of his neighbors. The man said he seen the door wide open and was just checking on the house. Don told the fellow thanks for keeping an eye on his house then Don shocked the hell out of me when he said, "Oh by the way Chuck, I'd like you to meet my future wife, Trixie!