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 �>�Part Not As Expected by Mandraek

   Not As Expected : Part One

   My name is Julia Tempst.  I am 18 years old, I think I have a pretty
good body, and I feel as though I am required to tell you that I can be a
little bit of a perv.  Ever since I discovered the male body, I just can
-(TM)t help but need to see every boy I know naked.  Whenever I meet
someone, even if I don -(TM)t like them, I can -(TM)t help but imagine what
they look like naked.  It -(TM)s my morbid curiosity that gets the best of
me.  Many of the boys and men in my life I have tricked into getting naked
or spied on them while they undress.  I just can -(TM)t help myself!

   My latest target is Josh Meyerwitz.  He lives around eight houses up
from mine.  He is this super cute guy, he is two years older than me, and I
-(TM)ve known him for a few years now.  Ever since I -(TM)ve known him I
-(TM)ve been trying to figure out a way to see him naked.  He does
competitive swimming so I scooped out his swim practice, he always wears
this speedo that looks AMAZING on him.  But every time I tried to sneak a
peak by sneaking into the locker room or getting his speedo loose in the
pool, it never works out.  Luckily a friend of a friend told me his
schedule.  He goes to swim practice, he gets dressed in the private
bathrooms at the gym, then drives home, then he showers.  My connection
also told me that his room is being renovated, so he is sleeping, and more
importantly showering, in the basement of his house.  Which bingo, has a
window in his backyard that I can spy on him from.  Josh gets back from his
swim practice at 9:30 PM, so I have to be outside his window by 9:45 PM to
see the goods. 

   I -(TM)ve got it all planned out.  I have this nice black spy outfit
that I use.  It -(TM)s a black sweater, with black jeans, I have these dark
navy slip on shoes that I wear for sneaking, and a black beanie that I wear
to keep my hair hidden.  So tonight I plan on sneaking over to Josh -(TM)s
house and getting into his backyard where I can access the window to see
him in.  I -(TM)ll see him strip and shower, maybe even masturbate if I
-(TM)m lucky, then bounce and be home by 10.  Another day in the life of
Julia master perv!



   Not As Expected : Part Two

   So it -(TM)s 9:30 PM and everything is set.  I got my spy outfit on.  I
got confirmation from my friend that he just left the gym and is on his way
home.  To avoid any suspicion, I take the road behind all of the houses to
get to Josh -(TM)s house.  I don -(TM)t want anyone to break into his
house, I -(TM)m a perv not a burglar.  The road behind the houses is less
of a road and more of a really unkept field.  There is cacti and over grown
rigid grass in the field.  I really hate walking through it, but it -(TM)s
the only way to get to Josh -(TM)s house without being noticed. 

   I eventually get to Josh -(TM)s house and see his mom drinking wine in
the backyard, all of the lights fill the back yard.  I think about waiting
for her to leave but time is limited.  Josh will be arriving home anytime
now and at this point I -(TM)m too horny to not see him naked tonight.  It
looks like Josh -(TM)s family is really into gardening as there are flowers
and larger plants covering the entire backyard.  It -(TM)s kind of like a
jungle in there.  I see this as perfect cover though.  I hop the fence
while Josh -(TM)s mom is busy refilling her glass of wine.  She -(TM)s also
just in general too drunk to notice me, so that -(TM)s nice I guess.  I use
the wall of sunflowers the line the perimeter of the fence to get past the
mom and get to the window.  What my recon didn -(TM)t tell me is that the
window that leads to Josh -(TM)s room is where they planted this super
prickly bush.  But again, I -(TM)m not giving up at this point.  I push
myself through the bush and get a vantage point to the window.

   FINALLY.  The time is here.  Josh -(TM)s mom walks inside and the motion
detector lights go off.  Hiding me in the darkness as I can look into the
window.  The bush is uncomfortable, but all that discomfort goes away as
soon as I see Josh walk into the room.  All my emotions hit me as soon as I
see him.  He curly black hair, his freckles, swoon!  He walks into his room
and drops his gym bag and then the magic starts.  First he takes off his
shirt, revealing his sculpted abs and pecks.  This is nothing new.  I
-(TM)ve seen all of this at the gym, but there is something about seeing it
this way that makes it even more special.  He tosses his shirt to the other
side of the room and unbuttons his pants.  He runs the zipper down and
pulls his pants down.  His thighs are so muscular, his butt is so round and
perfect.  This is such a thrill ride for me.  My heart starts racing.  I
can -(TM)t help myself.  I -(TM)m finally going to be able to see Josh
naked.  Josh hooks his thumbs into the waistband of his underwear.  He
begins to pulls it down, and right as his pubic hair comes into view, the
lights in the backyard come on. 

   I jump a bit, the dad has come out to clean up after his drunk wife.  He
didn -(TM)t know I was there, but he heard me just now rustle the bush as I
was startled by him.  I quickly look back through the window and my
opportunity was shot, Josh already walked into the bathroom and closed the
door, closing my vision.  I missed it.  Now I -(TM)m angry.  I rustle the
bush a bit more with my disappointment, not thinking.  Then I hear the dad,

    -�Are those raccoons eating our produce again? -� The dad says. 

   I panic now.  I hear the dad grab some wooden thing off the deck.  A
baseball bat maybe?  It doesn -(TM)t matter, he won -(TM)t kill me but he
certainly isn -(TM)t going to like an 18 year old girl spying on his son
and/or breaking onto his property.  I have to get out of here FAST.  I
quickly start to get myself out of the bush.  Getting into the bush was
uncomfortable, but easy enough.  Getting out of the bush however, is
painful and extremely difficult.  The more I squirm the more the thorns
stick into me.  The dad is coming though and I have to hurry.  I start
getting out of the bush, but my top is getting caught on all of the thorns.
I try to get it unhooked from the thorns, but the more I do that the more
it gets caught!

   The dad is coming though, and I don -(TM)t have much of a choice.  I
either get caught by the dad and face who knows what kind of consequences,
or I ditch the top.  Time to face the music Julia.  I take my top off and
leave it to the bush.  The dad is approaching but doesn -(TM)t see me yet.
I can -(TM)t run through the sunflower cover I had before.  He -(TM)s sober
and is looking for something.  My only choice is to hop the fence
immediately to my left.  Without giving time to think, I jump up and grab
the top of the fence.  It -(TM)s too tall for me to clear, but I squirm and
tip over the fence onto the other side.  As I land on the other side of the
fence, safe from the dad, I hear him mutter to himself,

    -�Dumb rats.  Got away again. -�



   Not As Expected : Part Three

   Well this is just super.  I missed my chance to see Josh naked.  I
-(TM)m sitting in the backyard of another neighbor.  And worst yet, I
-(TM)m wearing my bra, and thats about it for above the waist.  The night
air feels cold on my stomach and practically bare back.  But I jut need to
get home.  I adjust my beanie and start to get up when things get worse. 
As I try standing up, I notice that my jean pocket got caught on the fence
on the way down and ripped my jeans from my back pocket to my calf.  The
back of the right calf jean is still stuck in-between the two fence posts.
I try pulling and yanking it out so I can go, but that just makes the tear
even bigger. 

   Well this is even better.  It doesn -(TM)t look like I -(TM)m going to
be able to move if I keep these jeans on.  This is like a nightmare.  The
only upside is that the backyard that I -(TM)m in now belongs to the
Spineli Family.  And they are on some long cruise right now.  The bigger
upside is that I housesat for them a year back and know where they keep
their spare key.  The even BIGGER upside is that Momma Spineli wears my
same size.  So with this knowledge, I unbutton my jeans and leave them
ripped up stuck in the fence post. 

   I walk up to the house and pull the spare key from under the fake rock
in their backyard.  It -(TM)s a little strange walking around a pretty much
stranger -(TM)s backyard in only your underwear, your shoes and a beanie.
But at the same time, I -(TM)ve tricked boys into skinny dipping in a
public pool right as the girl scouts showed up.  I -(TM)ve witnessed worse,
so this is nothing.  I unlock the back door and walk into the house. 

   I walk around the house a little bit, and I -(TM)m not ashamed to admit
that I snooped around a bit.  Hey, you never know where you -(TM)re going
to find naked pictures of Papa Spineli or Son Spineli.  Eventually I walk
into the master bedroom and look around for some clothes that I can
borrow/steal.  That -(TM)s when I hear a growl.  One part about the Spineli
-(TM)s that I forgot about, they have this giant Rottweiler. 

   The dog is standing behind me across the room.  Now this dog is trained
to attack.  But the benefit for me, is that the dog is blind.  So I just
need to distract the dog so that it doesn -(TM)t attack me.  The dog doesn
-(TM)t know where in the room I am.  It just knows that I -(TM)m in the
room.  I very quietly pull off my left shoe, the dog tries to listen for
where I am.  I throw my shoe across the room, the dog turns around and
attacks my shoe ripping it apart.  While the dog is destroying my shoe, I
dash for the door and leave the master bed room. 

   Once the dog realizes that my shoe is not a burglar, is hears me running
and comes my way.  I jump over the couch in the living room and stay
silent. The dog follows me but can -(TM)t hear where I went to into the
living room.  Unfortunately, now I -(TM)m sweating from all of the running
I -(TM)ve had to do and the dog can smell me.  The dog starts approaching
me as I slip off my other shoe, before it can get too close I toss the shoe
across the room, signaling the dog to run after it.  I use this opportunity
to dash into the kitchen. 

   This dog is smarter than I thought or give it credit for.  The dog
follows me into kitchen and is growling LOUD.  This dog is angry that I
-(TM)ve been able to get this far.  I can -(TM)t run into any other room
without risking a jump over the dog.  And I know I won -(TM)t win that
battle.  Behind me however, is a window back to the backyard. 

   Well this is just super.  I quickly unclasp my bra and take it off my
chest.  I throw my bra across the room knocking over some bottles of olive
oil.  The dog takes off for the broken bottles and I jump through the
window with my life in tact and very little clothing.



   Not As Expected : Part Four

   I just wanted to see Josh naked.  Is that too much for a girl to ask
for? Now I -(TM)m in my neighbors yard wearing just my black beanie and my
white panties (what?  my spy outfit was black and I didn -(TM)t intend of
it coming off, give me some slack!).  The cold air hits my nipples.  Which
I am embarrassed about.  I have C-Cup breasts, but my nipples are bright
pink and are dime sized.  With the cold air hitting me, my nipples become
erect.  I need to get home fast.  Unfortunately, since I gave that dog my
shoes, I can -(TM)t walk the road behind the houses back to my house.  If I
did I would stab my feet or break my feet or something.  The road is too
rough for my barefeet.  So what can I do instead?  Walk down the street in
public?  Wearing only my panties and a hat?  Yeah I don -(TM)t think so. 
Little to mortifying for me, even if no one saw me. 

   Doesn -(TM)t look like I -(TM)m going to get much time to think about it
though.  As that dog is quickly becoming the smartest dog on the planet and
runs out the doggie door that I had no idea the family had.  Without much
time I dash for the adjacent fence.  Don -(TM)t worry I learned my lesson
the first time.  I quickly remove my beanie and put it on top of the fence,
using that as a blanket as push myself up and over the fence. 

   So I was able to evade the dog once again.  What I wasn -(TM)t able to
do was avoid my new challenge, which is water.  As I when I jumped over the
fence, I landed directly into the neighbors pool.  I quickly come up for
air and breathe in while I find my bearings.  It doesn -(TM)t seem that the
neighbors who own the pool are home, so that -(TM)s good.  I quickly paddle
toward the edge of the pool and get out. 

   So now I -(TM)m soaking wet and the only article of clothing I have left
is my pair of white panties.  And you know that one color that becomes see
through the moment it becomes wet?  White?  Yeah, that -(TM)s what I -(TM)m
wearing.  So now my butt is exposed to the whole world, and my pussy which
has minor stubble on it, is facing the whole world for the first time since
I was like five.  The cold air hits me again like a ton of bricks.  I begin
to shiver and my pussy begins to freeze!  I can -(TM)t just hang out in
soaking wet panties.  That is never going to work out. 

   So for the first time in public since I was a little girl, I pull my
panties off and stand completely naked outside.  I shake my body a bit to
get the water off me and dry myself a little bit.  I wring my hair out over
the pool until I -(TM)m dry enough to try to figure out the rest of my
journey.  I walk back to the fence and grab my beanie off the top of it.  I
tuck my hair back into my beanie and try to figure out how I -(TM)m going
to get home without exposing myself to the whole world.



   Not As Expected : Part Five

   I jump a few fences sneakily, remember I am a nudity loving spy after
all and I still have these abilities.  And I -(TM)m able to get past a few
houses undetected.  Some houses lights went off but there didn -(TM)t seem
to be anyone who saw me.  Everyone probably thought I was that raccoon that
Josh -(TM)s dad was worried about. 

   Thats when I approach the biggest obstacle as well as my last obstacle.
There is only one house in-between me and my home.  And that house belongs
to Logan Rivers.  Logan is a boy one year younger than me.  And since I
-(TM)m older than him and he happens to be close to me, I -(TM)ve made him
my test subject for many other boys.  If I wanted to trick a boy into
stripping, I would do it to Logan as a test run.  If I wanted to sneak a
picture of a boy getting dressed, I would test run it with Logan.  I
-(TM)ve seen Logan naked more than I -(TM)ve seen him clothed.  And he
absolutely hates this.  After a stint where I tricked him into stripping in
front of the cameras for our high schools morning announcements, he
switched schools.  And it seems that tonight, he is hosting a huge house
party with all of his friends from his new school.  So the only thing
standing in my way from freedom, is my guy who considers me his nemesis and
his 50 friends. 

   So here is my thought process.  Although I -(TM)ve seen Logan from every
angle, Logan has never seen me naked or even close to it.  He doesn -(TM)t
know that I struggle to shave my pussy or that I have embarrassingly small
nipples.  I doubt he even knows my cup size.  So if he sees my naked body
but not my face, he won -(TM)t know it was me.  He will just think he saw
some mystery nude girl.  So I take my beanie and pull it down so it covers
my entire head.  I can still see out of it but not well.

   I -(TM)ve ran from everything so far and all that has done me is left me
cold, wet, and naked.  So maybe it -(TM)s time I run head on!  With my face
and identity covered, I -(TM)m going to run through Logan -(TM)s party as
an anonymous streaker, get through it and get back home.  It seems like it
-(TM)s my best case scenario.  So here we go.  One.  Two.  Three!

   I run at the fence and jump and climb over it.  I hope down on the other
side and suddenly find myself surrounded by a ton of kids my age all
looking at my naked body.  I -(TM)m terrified, but I have no time.  I start
running straight for the fence to my house.  As I run and push my way
through people I hear them start to call out and yell.

    -�Whose that? -� One guy asks.

    -�Is that Ashley? -� A girl asks. 

    -�Nah, Ashley is way hotter than that. -� Another guy responds.  Thanks
for that guy.

   I run for the wall of the fence but can -(TM)t get there, everyone is
blocking me from running.  I -(TM)m surrounded by a bunch of people.  All
of them are laughing and I notice a few of the guys are sporting erections.
As I try to push through them to get to the fence to my house.  I feel one
of them grab my ass.  I hit his hand away and try from another angle.  As I
run more people start slapping my ass.  It -(TM)s becoming almost like a
high five row at the end of kids soccer where its just a series of high
fives.  Except this time everyone gets to spank my ass. 

   I can -(TM)t do it.  I can -(TM)t get to any part of the fence.  I
-(TM)m screwed.  In completely naked besides a black beanie covering my
face that I can barely see through.  But I do manage to see one exit and it
-(TM)s the worst case scenario.  I can run through the back door, through
the entire party, out the front door and then through the neighborhood
briefly to my house.  This is the worst case scenario.  And I -(TM)m
absolutely living it.



   Not As Expected : Part Six

   Without giving it anymore thought I make a mad dash for open glass door
to the house.  Unfortunately, my mask isn -(TM)t very see through.  And it
turns out the glass door isn -(TM)t open.  I smack myself against glass
door and fall backwards onto the ground.  I slow down for a second as I
just hit a giant wall head first.  But then I realize that I am lying on
the ground face up with my legs spread wide.  A frat looking dude comes up
to me and says,

    -�Let me help you up! -� Jokingly.  He grabs a handful of my pussy and
my shoulder and pulls me up off the ground.  Normally I would figure out a
way to strip him and ruin his reputation.  But I don -(TM)t have time.  If
I stick around any longer, they will pull my beanie mask off.  So a little
dazed, I pull the door open and run inside.

   As I enter the house, I face a whole new group of people who have yet to
see my nude body.  The reactions start back up again! 

    -�Who -(TM)s that? -� A girl asks.

    -�This is hilarious! -� Another guy says.

    -�What -(TM)s up with her tiny nipples? -� Another guy asks.

    -�I don -(TM)t know but that ass is bouncing like a damn beach ball! -�
Another guy says.

   I run around the house trying to find the exit to the front door.  I
running past people, everyone is getting an eyeful of my body.  But at
least they weren -(TM)t seeing my legs spread wide like the crowd outside.
I run around the house some more when I look forward and I can see myself
running directly toward someone.  And that person is Logan.  Logan turns
around and sees a masked nude girl running toward him and doesn -(TM)t know
what to do.  I see Logan, the only person I know personally.  I get caught
up in this and I stumble and trip over something on the ground. 

   At the speed I -(TM)m going I go flying forward and into the air.  Logan
-(TM)s eyes widen as I fly toward him.  I try to catch myself and land on
my feet, but in doing so I launch my hips forward and send my pussy
directly into Logan -(TM)s face.  Logan and I fall to the ground.  Logan
lying directly on the ground with me sitting on his face.  I -(TM)m a
little dazed by all of this, as everyone in the party surrounds us as I sit
naked on Logan -(TM)s face.  Logan grabs my ass and tries to get me off. 
He mumbles something but it gets lost and is registered in my brain as
Logan eating me out.  Two other guys grab my arms and lift me off of Logan.
The two guys hold me up for everyone to see and Logan stands up.

    -�What is going on? -� Logan shouts angrily.

    -�We don -(TM)t know! -� One of the guys says.

    -�She was streaking in the backyard!  We don -(TM)t know who she is. -�
The other guy explains.

    -�Do you think she -(TM)s a cat burglar? -� Someone yells.

    -�I don -(TM)t know about a cat, but that pussy is tight! -� Another
yells in response.

    -�It might be tight, but she did a bad job of shaving! -� Logan yells
out.  Everyone laughs.  Everyone is laughing at me.  They are laughing at
my pussy.  They are laughing at my naked body.  Logan, of all people, just
made a joke about my naked body.  The only upside I could see is that they
still didn -(TM)t know who I was.  But before I thought it could get any
worse, it did.

    -�Everyone calm down!  The cops are driving up! -�



   Not As Expected : Part Seven (Final)

   The party goers turned down the music and everyone tried to pretend that
they were sober.  The two guys holding me up brought me out of the line of
sight of anyone who was at the front door.  Two police officers rolled up
in front of Logan -(TM)s house with their lights and sirens blaring.  A
knock was at the door and Logan walked up to the door and opened it. 

    -�Hey officers, sorry if we were disturbing the neighborhood.  We can
turn the music down if we need to. -� Logan pleads with the cops.

   Maybe this will go well.  Maybe the cops will come in and see that these
party goers have this nude girl held up and will break the whole thing up.
They will give me a blanket and walk me back to my house, hopefully without
revealing my identity though!  Then it will just be a minor embarrassing
ordeal that I will always know that I was the legendary nude streaker girl
that no one knows the true identity of.

    -�Oh don -(TM)t worry son. -� The cop says.   -�We are actually here
because we got a few reports of some suspicious activity of a thief
sneaking around a few houses around here. -�

   Well Shit.  Logan took a step back and looked toward me and the two guys
holding me.  The two guys tightened their grip.  Which changed from horny
grip to justice grip.

    -�Do you have any more info about the suspicious activity? -� Logan
asked.

    -�Yeah.  Apparently some kind of girl running around the neighborhood
getting into houses and backyards.  Some say she is kind of clothed, and
other says he is naked. -� The cop explained.   -�Oh and some mention tiny
nipples and poorly shaved genitals. -�

   I don -(TM)t know if all that info was necessary. 

    -�I think we have the person you -(TM)re looking for! -� Logan leads
the cops into the party and toward me. 

   The officers approach me and everyone in the party came close.  There
are literally over 50 people all staring at my body.  Some are horny.  Some
are angry.  But every single one of them wants to know what was under my
beanie mask.

    -�That looks to be the suspect.  Those nipples match our police drawing
of them. -� The second cop confirms.

   OH COME ON!

    -�Well let -(TM)s just see who our breaking and entering nudist is
then. -� The leading officer says as he comes over to me and grabs the top
of my beanie mask.  He pulls the mask up, and like a scooby doo villain, my
face was exposed to everyone around me.  Everyone at the party has a face
to my nude body.  Logan -(TM)s face almost immediately changes into the
widest smile I had ever seen.  Everyone in the party starts taking out cell
phones and start taking phones of me. 

    -�Looks like we have out criminal. -� The cop says.   -�We -(TM)ll take
it from here. -�

   The two guys finally let got of me.  I quickly tried to cover up my
nudity but the cops stopped me.

    -�Hold it right there Miss Dime a Dozen! -� The cop says.  He quickly
got behind me and pulled my arms back handcuffing them behind me. 

   Now I can -(TM)t even hide my intimate parts that I -(TM)m embarrassed
about.  Everyone can see them.  And everyone is taking phones of my nude
body as I am escorted out of the house. 

   Outside all of the lights in all of the houses are one.  Everyone one of
my neighbors is outside watching this happen.  All of the party goers.  The
neighbors that I ran through their lawns.  Even the Spineli -(TM)s are
there!  They are suppose to be on a cruise!  How -(TM)d they get here!  And
worst of all, clothed in his pajamas, was Josh.  Josh watched as I was
escorted completely naked, in front of everyone, with my hands handcuffed
behind me, to a police car where I was going to be taken downtown to be
questioned. 

   All I wanted was to see Josh naked.  And now my entire neighborhood has
seen me naked.