Innocent Exposure Part 1 By: Hooked6 Sometimes the most unexpected things happen that start out quite innocently. A while back my sister Dana asked me to baby sit her son while she drove to the airport to pick up her husband. My sister and I aren’t that close so I welcomed the chance to be included in the care of my little nephew who was 3 at the time. At 17, I felt I was more than capable of handling the little guy. I was outside in the front yard doing some yard work when she arrived. After some pleasantries she left little Jason in my care and took off for the airport. “Be careful with him,” she warned, “He’s quite clingy.” I had a boyfriend like that once so I figured she meant that he was probably going to require a lot of attention and be underfoot most of the time. “That’s OK,” I replied. “I’m sure we’ll get along fine.” Little did I know how true my sister’s remark was going to turn out to be! No sooner had my sister left, I discovered his boundless energy. It was obvious he wanted to play and had absolutely NO patience. I, however, wanted to finish my yard work before going inside so I gave him a few things that he could play with by himself and went back to raking my grass clippings. I suddenly felt him wrap himself around my legs and he held on for dear life. “PLAY!” was all he said over and over. “Play with me!” I managed to separate him from my leg and I politely told him I would play with him as soon as I finished my chores. “PLAY!” he screamed again and was right back wrapping himself around my legs. I pushed him away a second time and resorted to bribery. “If you sit here just for a minute I’ll give you some ice cream when I’m done.” I said sweetly. He smiled and I was sure that THIS time I had won out. Never underestimate the power of Ice Cream! I picked up my rake again and intended on quickly finishing up when I got the surprise of my life. Little Jason shocked me trying to climb up my legs by grabbing the back of my sweatpants for leverage. Of course being loose-fitting primarily designed for comfort rather than for support, they dropped right off my waist and onto the ground – exposing my thong panties to the whole neighborhood! There I was standing with my pants around my ankles entangled with little Jason. Despite my best efforts to quickly extract him from around my legs, I discovered that he was a lot stronger than I imagined. Little Jason apparently thought this was a game of tug-of-war or something because he did his best to keep me from pulling them up. Just then a car passed by and I realized what a show I was putting on and I felt a sense of urgency to cover myself! No such luck. Little Jason kept at it. “Let go you little Brat!” I cried. He just laughed. I hopped around a bit hoping to break his grip but all I did was make myself look stupid! Just then I heard somebody say, “Need some help?” I turned around to see Mr. Jenkins, my next door neighbor standing there on the sidewalk with a huge grin on his face!! I had no idea how long he had been watching. I quickly bent down, giving him what I could only describe as a perfect full-moon, and forcibly picked little Jason up off the ground as he was kicking and screaming. I ended up stepping out of my sweat pants in all the excitement and I didn’t dare bend over again to pick them up. Leaving them lying on the ground, I started walking to the front door of my house in just my small cut-off T-shirt and my thong. “No thanks,” I replied not wanting be rude, “Just dealing with a little behavior problem.” As I shut the door I saw him still standing there laughing. It wasn’t until later that I started getting that funny feeling as I recalled what had happened. I wondered if he saw the lips of my labia separated by only the thin strap of material that ran between my legs. I was dying to know so I went to my bedroom and checked out the view for myself in my own full-length mirror. What I saw almost made my legs week! I replayed that image over and over again in my mind. The more I thought about it, the more aroused I got. Trust me guys, wearing a small thong is not the most effective thing to sop up a girl’s wetness, if you get the picture. That only made matters worse. Meanwhile, my little nephew was yelling, “ICE-CREAM!” in the next room. “YOU promised!” As my luck would have it as I checked my freezer, I was out of ice-cream! Try as I might he wanted nothing else. “YOU PROMISED!” he repeated incessantly. This meant I would have to go to the grocery store if I wanted to end his whining. Then I got a wild idea. My pants were still outside on the lawn. Wicked thoughts ran through my mind, “Just go out and get them,” said a voice deep inside of me. “Your neighbors have already seen what happened earlier. Just take Jason with you!” The more I thought about it, the more rational it sounded. I guess my hormones won out because I found myself picking up the little guy and heading for the front door in just my thong and cut-off T-shirt! My heart raced as I unlatched the door and peeked outside. I couldn’t believe what I was about to do. I must tell you that I had NEVER done anything so outrageous in all my life! I was soooo wet I could hardly stand it. I was almost ready to chicken out when Jason yelled, “ICE CREAM!” again right in my ear. I guess that little push from him was all that I needed because I walked right out the front door and headed toward the spot in the yard where I left my sweatpants. I bent down with my nephew still on my hip and picked them up. Then I got another wicked thought. I decided just to walk to my car carrying them rather than putting Jason down and trying to get dressed. This of course innocently prolonged my exposure and I loved it! I opened the car door and realized that I hadn’t brought my purse or my car keys! I tossed my pants in the front seat and returned to the house still holding Jason. As I stood outside facing the front door as I once again was about to leave, I took out my keys and fiddled with them a while. I knew I was giving anyone who was watching a good long look at my ass. After locking my front door I started out toward my car and almost dropped my little nephew as I heard the sound of a horn blowing as a car went by. With Jason securely in his car seat, I drove to the grocery store still wearing only my thong panties. What a rush! It was only after parking my car that I carefully pulled on my sweatpants and retrieved my little tyke. I was so proud of my little adventure but was glad that it was over. I felt a bit guilty about the whole affair and tried to put it out of my mind. I grabbed a little shopping basket and holding it in one hand took hold of Jason with the other. I decided that since I was at the store I would get a few things that I really needed. I should have known that he wouldn’t cooperate. “ICE CREAM!” he began shouting after only a minute or two. “I’ll get your ice cream in a minute. I need a few other things first!” I reprimanded. He didn’t care. “ICE CREAM, NOW!” he bellowed again. He began dragging his feet and then became limp – just a dead weight on my arm. He wasn’t going to budge. “FINE! You just sit here by yourself! I’m going to finish my shopping!” I said trying a little psychology as I left him on the floor. I looked over my shoulder as I walked away figuring that he would soon get up and follow me. He didn’t. He just sat there. It was obvious he was testing me. I wasn’t about to let him win so I walked on and rounded the corner of the next aisle. I waited. Surely he would come any second now. “ICE CREAM!” I heard him yell at the top of his lungs from the next aisle over. “ICE CREAM, NOW!” That did it. I figured I might as well just hurry along and get what I needed from this aisle and go back and get the little pain-in-the-ass. I walked down to the end of my aisle near the front of the store, grabbed a few things and I was putting them in my basket when it happened. Jason had run up from behind me and started climbing on my legs and as sure as the sun comes up every morning, my pants ended up around my ankles! Just like before I was left in my fairly sheer white thong only this time it was in a crowded store! People were laughing as I tried to bend over to get my pants. Then things got worse! As I stooped down and tried to grab my pants with one hand while holding the shopping basket with the other I felt Jason’s hand grab a hold of the waistband of my thong . . . “ICE CREAM!” He yelled again, “I WANT ICE CREAM!” Startled by all of this I stood up, thinking I had a hold of my pants. I guess I didn’t have such a good hold as Jason was still standing on them and they fell out of my grasp and right back toward the floor - but that wasn’t the worst part. As I stood up, my panties went down! That little brat still had a grip on them as he sat on the floor all jumbled up on my pants. The small thong easily slid down my legs and was bunched up at my ankles still in the grasp of my nephew!! My pussy was now completely exposed as what I believe where at least a dozen people looking on and laughing! No one offered to help mind you. They just stood there watching me as I desperately tried to free my clothes from this whining little snot! I was so aroused, however, I could actually smell myself and that only added to my own humiliation. I turned around to push him off my ankles and realized that a whole new group of people got to see my exposure. I finally, like before, had to bend over and pick the troublemaker up off the ground. The mental image of what I flashed to those behind me blazed itself in my mind and my face got really flushed. I recalled from my bedroom mirror how clearly my labia had been displayed as I bent over. My heart was racing now! Standing up, I handed him to a nice older lady as I once again had to bend over another time and retrieve my clothing. I was so embarrassed at having to dress myself in a supermarket!! I apologized to everyone there as Jason kept yelling, “ICE CREAM!” “That’s OK,” said one man. And other added, “What that child needs is a good spanking!” As I checked out I felt as though EVERYONE was watching me – leering at me was more like it. I wondered how many people I had shown my pubes to that day and debated whether I would ever shop in that store again. The rest of the day was unremarkable. I live with mixed emotions now, wondering if my sister will ever call again for me to watch my nephew! Part of me hopes she calls soon! Innocent Exposure – Part 2 By: Hooked6 (Hooked6@hotmail.com) My sister, Dana, stopped by later in the week for a visit on her way to pick up Jason from pre-K. She thanked me profusely once again for watching her son so she could go to the airport. I told her I was glad to be of help. “Did he give you any trouble?” she asked carefully. “No . . . we got along fine,” I said being tactful and trying not to offend. “Really?” she asked almost in disbelief. “He didn’t cause you any problems?” Once again I lied trying to spare my sister’s feelings and hoping that she didn’t think I couldn’t handle a simple babysitting job. “No, everything was fine,” I reiterated. “Hmmmm . . . that’s amazing.” She said almost to herself. “He wasn’t, um . . . too clingy?” she asked. “Well . . . he did require a lot of attention,” I said, “But nothing really out of the ordinary for a three year old.” “But surely you found him clingy?” she asked again. “What do you mean clingy?” I asked a bit unsure of where she was going with this. She finally opened up and began talking honestly about her concerns. Jason, it seems like to literally cling – or hang on to my sister constantly resulting in some very embarrassing situations. “Being an only child,” she elaborated, “I guess I’ve already spoiled him. He just seems to grab at me all the time. Sometimes I think I’m over-reacting, you know, and that this is what three-year olds do. But then at other times I think he just likes doing . . . these things . . . and on purpose too!” She explained. “Things? What things?” I asked. Her face got that puzzled look as if she couldn’t believe I didn’t understand. She then abruptly changed the subject. “Well, maybe I’ve said too much already.” She said. “No, go on,” I pleaded. “We’re sisters after all. You can confide in me. What THINGS are you talking about?” “Well, the first time this happened was about two months ago. I was at the mall and I was walking along holding Jason as I shopped. All of a sudden I noticed that he had the cutest little smile. As I was telling him how cute he was he proceeded to pour, not spill but pour, his Coke all down the front of my white T-shirt.” “Dana, you know as well as I do that little children are clumsy. I’m sure it was just an accident.” I stated. “Yeah well, YOU weren’t there. I saw the look in his eyes. Besides, it was such a pretty day that day I wasn’t even wearing a bra. There I was in the middle of a crowded mall with a now see-through shirt. Even I could see my nipples plain as day - I was so embarrassed!” she said. “I had to walk clear to the other end of the mall to get to my car and all the while everyone was staring at me!” Looking at my sister I asked, “And you think he actually knew what he was doing and did that on purpose? Come on admit he just spilled his drink.” Of course down inside after what I had been through I had my doubts about what I was telling her, but still, he was only three. “Well then there was the time I took him to the beach. Jason was sitting next to me playing in the sand with his shovel while I was trying to get some sun. I was lying on my stomach and had unsnapped the top of my suit and was laying on it, you know to keep from getting tan lines on my back? Anyway I had my eyes closed and all of a sudden I was splashed by cold water. I was so startled that I jumped up and saw my son laughing his head off holding his pale. I wanted to throttle him right then and there I was so pissed, but then I heard laughing. I looked up and saw four guys looking at me. I figured that they had seen what my son had done and thought it was funny. I told them that what my son did wasn’t funny at all. ‘How would YOU like it if somebody did that to you?’ I asked them. I turned my attention back to my son when I discovered that I was topless! When I had jumped up of course, I was unaware that my top stayed on the blanket! There I was letting these guys get a good look at my boobs! I quickly covered my chest with my arms and they watched all the while I awkwardly tried to put it back on!” I could actually picture that happening and felt bad for her. “It was an accident,” I said, “he couldn’t possibly have known – you know – that you would flash those guys!” “Yeah, well, these ‘accidents’ seem to always happen to me,” she said sarcastically. “Then there was the time that my husband, Stan, invited some people from his work over to watch Monday Night Football. They were supposed to arrive at 8:00pm, giving us enough time to eat supper and get ready. You know me, I’m the neat freak of the family and keeping the house clean with a young child is darn near impossible. Anyway, I cleaned up as best I could and went to grab a quick shower.” She then interrupted her train of thought, “Are you sure you want to know all this?” she asked. “Sure, go on and finish,” I said reassuringly. “Well, I had just gotten out of the shower when I heard Stan yelling something. He was asking where the big serving bowls where. Honestly, he’s so helpless. Realizing that he’d never find them on his own even with me telling him exactly where they were, I decided to wrap a towel around my body and go and get them myself. “I had no idea that many of our guests had already arrived until I walked right out into the living room. Boy did I feel stupid being in front of all those people with wet hair and wearing just a towel!” I was aroused just imagining what that must have been like. I would have also been so embarrassed. “What did you do?” I asked. “Well, I thought it would look too stupid to dash back into the bathroom so I decided to play it cool and just get the bowls and calmly return to getting ready. But then Jason screwed that all up for me. He grabs onto my legs and yells: ‘MOMMIE, PLAY WITH ME!’ Of course I tried to act like the perfect parent and explain that I couldn’t right then but he would have none of that. The little twerp grabs the bottom of my towel and starts to run away. Before I knew what was happening the towel was off and I was standing naked in front of Stan’s coworkers!!” “OH MY! Dana, how embarrassing!!” I said excitedly. “Let’s just say that was the day I learned that my son could really run! I thought I could just immediately snatch the towel back, but he yanked it away and took off laughing – almost as if he was taunting me as if he was daring me to chase him. Of course the mother instinct took over my thoughts and all I wanted to do was discipline my son – you know – make sure he didn’t get away with it. All of the guests were laughing as I took a few steps toward my son to get that towel but he ran off with it, ignoring my commands and screaming his little head off. It was then I realized that I was naked – not just naked mind you, but naked in front of strangers! I let out a shriek and ran to the nearest place to hide – the garage!” As I Listened to her story I knew EXACTLY what she was talking about. I wanted to hear more so I prompted her, “So THEN what happened?” “Needless to say I was so humiliated. I just stood there with my hands on the door trying to hold it shut, as if somebody was going to follow me out there. Of course no one did and I calmed down a bit. Then I heard the sound of a car passing by and discovered to my horror that the garage door was wide open! My first instinct was to run and close it. I had just reached up and had a hold of the door when some more of our guests pulled into the driveway and stopped right in front of the garage! I froze for what seemed at least a minute, like in those dreams where you want to run but can’t? Anyway, I quickly pulled the door closed but not before Tom and his wife got a good look at me!” “Dana, how awful!” I exclaimed. Needless to say it took me over an hour before I got up the courage to peek my head out the door and call out to my husband. He brought me my towel and I had to wrap around me as there was nothing else to use and come out to greet everyone. Of course they all had to tease me about it and to make matters worse, Jason was still running around the room laughing saying ‘mommy’s naked, mommy’s naked.’ Stan later told me that our son did that the entire time I was in the garage! Can you imagine? My son was reminding everyone of what had happened by chanting that stupid rhyme. Of course as the other guests arrived and heard him, everyone who had witnessed the actual event had to recount ALL the details!! It was humiliating!” ”Dana, I’m so sorry. What a nightmare that must have been,” I said trying to sound supportive. “You honestly mean to tell me that you had no trouble with him at all?” she asked. I finally had to confess what had happened to me in all the gory details. I accompanied her to her son’s school as we both seemed to want to talk about our experiences. When we arrived at the school we saw a young lady bolt from the front door wearing a bra and swinging her blouse furiously around her body as if she was being attacked by a swarm of bees or something. My sister and I both laughed, looked at each other and said simultaneously: “JASON!” We didn’t need to know any details as we were both sure that her son had something to do with the bizarre sight before us. I could only imagine what Jason was going to be like when he was a teenager! Innocent Exposure – Part 3 By: Hooked6 (Hooked6@hotmail.com) Several weeks later I was invited by a classmate of mine, Traci, to a pool party at her house on the upcoming weekend. I needed a new bikini so I headed for the mall to basically kill a day and do some window shopping. Finding a bikini in the middle of summer is not really as easy as it sounds. Most of the good stuff was on the racks way back in early spring. By mid-summer most of the trendy stuff is already gone leaving only the dregs and sizes that nobody wears. It would take a little skill to find what I wanted so I was prepared to spend the better part of the afternoon scouring the various stores until I was satisfied. I knew I would be changing into and out of things quite often as I’m pretty picky about what I’m seen in by my peers. In an effort to make my life easier I only wore a pair of sandals and a dark blue, free-flowing knee-length sun dress which I could easily slip over my head in an instant. Changing into a swimsuit several times is a drag especially when one has to go from store to store. Wearing a pair of jeans and a shirt with all the delicate accessories can make shopping a chore. This way would be much simpler. I must admit I felt a bit naughty going without underwear but I rationalized this as purely a matter of convenience given what I was shopping for. After two hours of shopping I was no nearer my goal of finding the perfect swimsuit. I was determined however not to give up and I decided to try some of the lesser known stores in the mall in the hope of finding my prize. It was then I spotted a small clothing store called Trendz and decided to check it out. I had never heard of that particular store before but it was obviously quite popular as it was full of people. It didn’t take long to figure out why as I soon discovered they had loads of neat stuff for people my age. To my delight I found a bikini that seemed to be what I was looking for though I wasn’t sure about the size as it seemed rather small – too small in fact but I was filled with optimism and decided to try it on anyway. If it fit I was sure it would make me look “HOT.” I had just entered one of the dressing rooms in the back of the store and had stripped off my dress leaving it in a pile on the floor. Standing naked I was in the process of trying to remove the bikini top from the hanger when I became aware of someone messing with the curtain that covered my cubicle. “I’m in here,” I said hoping whoever it was would get the message that this dressing room was occupied. There was no answer and the curtain stopped moving so I figured that whoever it was had moved on. I went back to fiddling with that darned hanger when the curtain began fluttering again only this time I saw a small hand grabbing hold of it near the bottom. I turned to face the curtain and before I could reach out to hold it closed, it opened almost halfway completely exposing me to a store full of people! There to my astonishment stood none other than my little nephew! “JASON!” I cried out in a panic. “Let go of that!” The toddler just giggled and began swinging the curtain back and forth playing with it as if it were his personal plaything. I bent down to quickly try and grab the curtain away trying not to create a scene. The last thing I wanted was to draw attention to myself by yelling further. My eyes then fixed on a young man holding several hangers of women’s clothes staring at me just a few feet away. He was obviously waiting on his wife or girlfriend as she tried on her selections. He just smiled politely but he never did the gentlemanly thing by averting his eyes. “Kids,” I said nervously and quickly covered my boobs with the hand still grasping the hanger and using my free hand snatched the curtain away from my nephew and slid it closed. I couldn’t believe what had just happened! My only thoughts were about that young man seeing me naked! In a nanosecond the curtain slid open again and Jason yelled, “Where’s mommy?” Now two men were outside the room gawking as I desperately tried to gain control over the situation. I took a small step outside the room, took hold of my nephew’s arm and pulled him inside the cubicle with me and snatched the curtain closed. “Jason, that’s not nice,” I said in a half-whisper. “I was changing!” “WHERE”S MOMMY?” he yelled loudly causing me to jump. I tried to remain calm as I juggled the hanger in one hand all the while firmly holding the curtain closed with my other hand. “I don’t know Jason. Is she shopping in this store?” He shrugged his shoulders and asked again. “Where’s mommy?” “I don’t know, Jason,” I replied growing rather impatient. “Let me finish what I’m doing and I’ll help you find her, Okay?” “Okay,” he said innocently as he plopped on the floor seeming satisfied with my answer. I was glad that was over. I should have just changed into my dress and left but I had already invested several hours looking for the perfect swimsuit and I wasn’t about to give up when I finally found something I actually liked. I resumed my effort to get the top off the hanger. I finally managed to do so and was preparing to unfasten the straps and put it on when I just happened to look down and saw the last remnants of my dress sliding across the floor under the curtain. Jason wasn’t in the room anymore either! That little heathen must have crawled out under the curtain dragging my dress with him. I heard laughter outside in the store. Male and female voices chuckling as they must have figured out that it was now obvious I was trapped inside as that little brat displayed my personal clothing to them. “Jason,” I called out sweetly as I cringed behind the curtain. “Give me back my dress, okay?” My comment made the shoppers laugh all the more. “Jason, bring my dress back, okay honey . . . I really need my dress.” Nothing happened as I desperately waited hiding behind the curtain, clinging to it for all I was worth as it was my only means of preserving my modesty, just in case Jason flung it open again bringing me back my dress. I really wanted to be adult about this as people were obviously watching to see how I was going to handle this. I had hoped someone was going to come to my rescue but I think they were all wrapped up in watching the scene unfold to think about helping me. The erotic nature of my predicament wasn’t totally lost on me either. I was trapped naked, not of my choosing, having been seen nude by several people my age. I felt an odd sensation in the pit of my stomach – sort of a combination of embarrassment and arousal. To a woman, feelings are everything and at the moment I was having a hard time deciding just exactly ‘what’ I was feeling. “Jason?” I cried out hopefully. Nothing but silence greeted me. I began to get worried. My protective instincts began to dominate my thinking and I carefully opened the curtain enough so that my head peered out into the store. There was Jason on the floor with my dress playing with it dragging it one way then another. “Jason, honey,” I said sweetly, “Bring me back my dress, okay?” Of course the worried look on my face and the quivering in my voice only served to confirm to the onlookers what up to now they only might have surmised – that I was trapped naked inside the room. I held out my arm towards my nephew and beckoned him to come to me. He just laughed – that oh so infectious laughter that only a toddler can mutter endearing everyone to him! His laughter caused the onlookers to join in giggling as well. “Jason . . .” I pleaded again but this time he started walking away dragging my dress with him. My heart sank! “JASON!” I yelled forcefully hoping to get his attention. He stopped, turned around and looked at me for a few seconds, laughed some more and took several small steps away from me separating me from my clothing even more. It was like a game with him and the crowd was eagerly lapping it up! I wondered where the store workers were but then seeing all the shoppers milling around everywhere inside the shop I figured they were busy and totally oblivious to anything going on in the back of the store. A small game of cat and mouse ensued resulting in my dress getting farther and farther away. A few more steps and he would be out of sight my view being blocked by racks of garments. “Jason, PLEASE, honey come back here, okay?” I said with a bit of panic. He then laughed hysterically and wandered off. I can only explain what I did next by stating that fear overtook me – not fear for myself but for my little nephew. I had no idea where my sister Dana was and in this day and age any weirdo could have snatched him up and disappeared with him. Forgetting my situation, I tossed the hanger on the floor, pulled open the curtain and went out into the store! Yes, I was aware I was naked and I was nervous as could be but I wanted – no NEEDED to find my nephew. Seeing the young men and women looking at me with smiles on their faces caused me to instinctively use my hands to cover myself as best I could in the classic Embarrassed Nude Female pose. Still they looked anyway. Do you think ANYONE offered to help? No, they just watched and laughed. I could see surprised looks on their faces as if some of them couldn’t believe what I was doing, others were just ecstatic that I was! I walked passed several people in the direction of the garment rack Jason had disappeared behind only moments before – knowing full well that once I passed the onlookers they would have a perfectly unobstructed view of my ass! I could literally FEEL their eyes fixed on my backside! I rounded the rack and there he was standing there dress in hand – as if he was purposely waiting for me to follow him. I stopped and called out to him as I held out my hand, “Here honey, give me my dress.” He laughed and took several more steps stopping to see if I’d follow. Of course a whole new set of onlookers now gawked at me having no clue as to what had just transpired at the dressing room. I took a few steps and he’d take a few – leading me ever closer to the front on the store and the large display windows that looked out into the mall. I was too far into the store to go back to the dressing room and too concerned for his welfare to leave him. If I made a sudden leap towards him, he’d run away. If I took baby-steps, he’d take baby-steps. He was testing my patience. This was becoming personal with me and there was no way I wanted him to get away with this. I was determined to teach him a lesson – albeit at the expense of my modesty. I finally managed to get close enough to him that if I made one last leap I’d be able to grab my dress. By now I was in plain view of the front store entrance and I could see people in the mall looking in at me and the strange sight before them. It was as if time was standing still as I pondered what to do next. I suddenly lurched forward and using both hands grabbed hold of my dress and began to pull – hoping the little scamp would be dragged along to me as well. He laughed hysterically and held onto the dress with all his might. I didn’t want to pull too hard lest he’d fall and hurt himself so I measured my strength so as not to let go. Of course while I did this everyone got a great look at my naked body – my boobs, my pubes – everything as my arms were outstretched holding onto the dress! My patience paid off however as I began to win and held on until he crept closer and closer as I reeled the dress in. He got so close that with my next pull I figured I could reach out and grab hold of him. That was a mistake. As I let go with one hand to make my move to grab him, he must have sensed I was letting go so he let go too and backwards I tumbled unceremoniously onto the floor. When I regained my senses I discovered that my legs had spread wide apart giving everyone in front of me a great shot of my Cooter! I was never so embarrassed in my whole life! Jason for his part took off scampering out the front of the store. I sprang to my feet and gave chase. This was no longer a game and I was going to get him before something bad happened. Leaving my dress on the floor I bolted out into the mall, grabbed the little guy by his collar and picked him up as he laughed in the most adorable fashion! People actually applauded as I headed back into the store. I wasn’t sure if they were applauding because they were glad I caught him or because they were grateful for my exhibition. Either way this was over, or so I thought. As I made my way back to the spot where I had left my dress it was gone! “Where is my dress?!” I asked in a panic and people seemed to be genuinely in the dark about what had happened to it. Everyone began looking around in earnest and people seemed sincere about helping me find it, but it was nowhere to be seen! I looked around several racks and still no dress. Some pervert must have absconded with it! I wasn’t about to stand there giving everyone a free show – even though I will secretly admit was quite a turn on, so I headed back to the dressing room, calling out for my sister Dana at the top of my lungs as I went. Once in the dressing room I realized that the bikini I wanted to try on was still there so I picked it up and put it on. It was way too small and showed much more than I thought was prudent to wear to Traci’s party - still it offered some cover so I kept it on. I left the dressing room to look for my sister who by bow had to be worried sick about her son. I looked stupid in my bikini with my boobs spilling out of the cups and butt cheeks hanging out of the bottoms but at least I WAS covered. “THERE you are!” Dana called out in a panic as she spotted us in the store. After hugging her son she paused and looked me over. “What happened to you?” she asked stifling a giggle. “No wait, don’t tell me: JASON right?” I love my sister dearly but I could only imagine what catastrophe awaited me the next time I encountered her son!