Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. >I, Candi by SZENSEI Copyright(C) 2023 by SZENSEI Episode 9: SCREW U.P.S. -This is the life. Retired young, sitting back sipping iced tea and watching my son -(TM)s porn star quality wife mowing the yard. Booty cut shorts, crop top, hair in a ponytail. Damn! I may have to fuck my daughter-in-law again. - For a 52-year-old man Joe Palmer was suddenly feeling his second childhood. In the span of just a few hours he had moved past any unreasonable bad attitude toward this messed up family. When his eldest son Damian began instructing his bride of two short years start making him homemade porn, it was small scale and on her own. In the last few days alone Damian had altered that plan. At first, he asked her to step it up by make steamier videos for him to keep him company while off in the deserts of Iraq. By encouraging her to find someone to record her antics this led Damian -(TM)s younger brother Kevin into the mix. Damian tempted his faithful bride to satiate her loneliness by having sex with others to provide him with a consistent supply of porn. What began with Kevin, led to his friends on the high school football team. Once she got a true taste of dick, Damian having been her first and only man, she was all-in on making the best porn she could. Praising Candace made her want to push her limits and take things into public displays. She learned very quickly how that mission was easier than she could have ever imagined. Right off the bat she met several new gentlemen who were more than willing to help her record steamy, erotic adventures. Fishing naked by the lake, stripping and trying on clothing in the aisles at a Goodwill store was only the beginning. Shortly after she found herself tied up and fucked mere feet from the interstate, which included a State Trooper hitting her with traffic flying by. The day not over she got down and dirty at the local grocery store. Her first two days alone were loaded with much needed glorious orgasms. Hooked and loving her mate for allowing, nay demanding, she constantly teased guys and made some form of porno no matter how small. She was thus far exceeding expectations. Today was by far the most intense. Her father-in-law got involved. At first objecting to his son -(TM)s decisions, he surprised Candi by embracing the dirty deeds that Damian asked of him. Once he let go the elder Palmer was a sheer beast in bed, recording himself destroying his son -(TM)s little slut with eager anticipation. As he sat there on the front deck enjoying the bright sunny day Joe concluded this turn of events was to his liking. Fuck it! It was going to happen all around him even if he tried putting his foot down, so he might as well get some action for himself. He had to admit the kid was too sexy not to fantasize over. Ever since Damian introduced her to the family, he had thought her beautiful. Bikini glimpses added to that insight. But nude, there was no denying the lust any further. Game on D! Game on! Hot and sweaty, Candace finished the front yard before shutting off Joe -(TM)s push mower. Wringing wet she used her cropped high concert t-shirt to wipe her brow showing off her perfect 38C tits to the world without care. Noting Joe toasting her with his tea glass she shook her breasts at him laughing at her playfulness. Her spirit was soaring now that Joe was on her side, thick or thin. Thankfully his dick was thick. Clowning a bit too much she made the walk up to the deck and instead of sitting at a chair across from him chose his lap instead. Wiggling her ass over his inseam she sighed. -You -(TM)re still hard Joe. Is watching me mow the yard that easy? - -You know it. Things are going to change around here Candace. You don -(TM)t have to worry about my putting a stop to anything. - -I -(TM)m glad! I really do like this arrangement that Damian is providing all of us. Joe! You know I -(TM)d never lie to you; I liked fucking you. I like fucking Kevin. Just so you know, I never ever considered you both before Damian insisted. Now that it -(TM)s happened, I hope we can do it more. - -I already told you I -(TM)m coming by once a week and fucking the holy hell out of you. By the looks of it Kev is hitting you on a daily basis. - -I -(TM)m sure that will change. He -(TM)s fantasized about me since Damian brought me home. He admitted that to me. - -I was thinking somewhat the same thing here a few minutes ago. I can -(TM)t say that I ever imagined having sex with you before today, but I -(TM)ve always found you stunning. Now that I -(TM)ve sampled you, I -(TM)m not stopping. - -Yay! - She lightly clapped her hands. -I feel very safe with you having my back Joe. Kevin too! I hope my friend Doug didn -(TM)t ruin how you feel about me. He really is just a friend. His staying the night was comforting. I hate being alone at night as it is. Making love to him for Damian was nice. - -Good in bed, is he? - -He has a nice dick. Nice tongue too. So far, all of the men I -(TM)ve had lately have been perfect. I never imagined feeling like a whore was so much fun. Damian wants that, so I -(TM)ll give him my all. - -Just be careful of any STDS. That might kill the mood. - -I know. I told Kevin to make the guys wear condoms more often. I don -(TM)t know why I didn -(TM)t have those on my shopping list when I was at the grocery store. I wasn -(TM)t thinking. - -I -(TM)ll buy some at CVS. I need to grab my prescription later. - Atorvastatin! Cholesterol meds! -I told D that I -(TM)d stop by the fitness center later too and chat with Mark. I -(TM)m taking you off of his work schedule until the weekend so we can go to St. Louis. That way we -(TM)re not pressed for time. Oh, did I tell you Dean Waller out at the John Deere tractor sales asked me to work there part-time? - -No! That -(TM)s good. I -(TM)m sure you get bored sitting at home all day. - -Oh, I don -(TM)t sit home all day. I sit on a bar stool at the VFW. - He laughed. -Half price drinks to the retirees. - -You should take me there and do a video. - -Let me run it by the owner Quentin Seagrove. He -(TM)s my age but he -(TM)s fairly open minded. I -(TM)m not 100% sure I want your reputation and Damian -(TM)s run over like that. - -It -(TM)s going to go that direction anyway. Once people start talking about how I dress and my making porn out in public here in town, my name will be known by everyone living in a fifty-mile radius. - -I suppose that -(TM)s true. I -(TM)m not certain how I feel about that. Pleasant Meadow is too small, and I grew up here. Everyone knows Damian from high school football. My parents lived here since the 1980 -(TM)s. - -Well, I hear that Damian knows the police here in town too. I think I -(TM)ve met them once, but it was before they were cops. - -I know the older officers. So, there is that. Crazy bastards back in the day, so truth be told they can -(TM)t say much. Yeah, now that I think about it you might just be safe. Take it slow until Damian and I talk to them. - -Joe? I fucked a State Trooper yesterday. He played football against Damian. He made me aware that Damian had already spoken to his buddies on the force. I think I -(TM)m good as far as them. I didn -(TM)t say anything earlier when Damian called because I wasn -(TM)t certain how you would take things. - -I -(TM)m not surprised. I can only imagine your employer Mark knows everything too. He and Damian were glued to the hip back in the day. - -Mark is awesome. I don -(TM)t think he -(TM)s going to put up a fuss. His dad likes me too. Kevin was more worried about Mark -(TM)s girlfriend Lisa. I barely know her; she never comes by the center. I think she must be stuck up. I hope Mark can cover my schedule this late, I hate leaving him hanging. Rodney wants more hours so he might absorb them. - -No clue who Rodney is. - -He -(TM)s, my age. Computer geek who wants to buff up. - She chuckled. -I wonder if Mark would let me film something at the gym. His dad is in Cancun for a week it -(TM)d be perfect timing. Oh, Damian suggested I be a masseuse there if Mark agrees. I don -(TM)t have a license to be one but come on, guys would kill to have me rub them down. - -That -(TM)s a fact. You do have strong hands. - -I might make a fortune giving hand jobs. - She laughed. -Rainy day fun. Fund even! - -Look! There -(TM)s the U.P.S. truck. Too bad my bikinis aren -(TM)t being delivered, I only just ordered them. Two-day shipping so maybe tomorrow, but I -(TM)ll be with you in St. Louis. If it -(TM)s the regular driver, he -(TM)s really cute. Yes, I look! Before Damian -(TM)s wishes I -(TM)d have never cheated on him. - -I believe you. Why don -(TM)t you go check your mail and wave at him. I -(TM)ll step inside and record you on my phone. - -The mailman hasn -(TM)t come yet. - -Neither has that U.P.S. guy. - Joe chuckled. -Are you saying I should seduce the U.P.S. driver? - -Just tease him. You bend over in those denim booty shorts you can see everything. Crop top he -(TM)s bound to see under boob. - -Good idea! Get ready, Daddy Joe. - She hopped up and raced to the gate of her picket fence and stepped out to her mailbox. Waiting on the driver to return from delivering a package to a neighbor up the street she saw the studly thirtysomething looking her way. Meeting eyes she waved at him, and he waved back. Holding her breath, she opened her mailbox and realized that she hadn -(TM)t grabbed yesterday -(TM)s mail. -Perfect! I -(TM)ll just drop my mail when he -(TM)s driving my way. - Her plan easy enough, she looked through her envelopes and advertisements convincingly before dropping some. Bending to pick them up her pencil thin inseam rubbed right up between her labia. -Mmm! That feels lovely. - Hearing brakes she held off standing up until he came to a halt beside her. -Hey! How -(TM)s it going today? - He grinned. -Mowing the yard, I see. - He alluded to the idle lawnmower. -Yep! It needed it. You might have a package for me tomorrow I ordered seven micro bikinis. - -Micro? Almost as bold as those shorts. Shirts! - -You like them? I just broke out my scissors last night. Too short? - -Are you trying to get me into trouble? - He chuckled. -Not short enough in my dirty mind. - -Awww! - -Don -(TM)t you work at the fitness center on the outskirts of town? - -I do. You -(TM)ve seen me? - -Well, I have delivered packages to your door before, but yeah, I -(TM)ve seen you there when I -(TM)ve made a delivery to the owners. Never wearing so little though. - -Good news! You -(TM)ll never see me in frumpy clothing ever again. Swore them off! - She acted bubbly. -Nice! You live in that big ole -(TM) mansion all by yourself? - -My husband is in Iraq. Just little ole -(TM) me until he comes home. Next year if all goes well. - -Must be awful lonely without him. - -Horribly lonely. My father-in-law and brother-in-law are really my only visitors. I don -(TM)t have any true friends. - -That -(TM)s sad. Sorry if I seemed flirty, I didn -(TM)t realize you were married. - -Don -(TM)t stop! - She giggled. -You -(TM)re making my day. I -(TM)d tell you something, but I don -(TM)t want you to think badly of me. Oh, I -(TM)m Candi by the way. - She paused to place her mail back in her box before stepping up into the big brown truck to offer a handshake. Accepting it he got a closer view of her belly button and narrow shorts. -Nice to officially meet you, Candi. I -(TM)m Zac! There -(TM)s that wedding band. - He held her hand observing the rings. -Fancy! He must love you a lot. - -The rock was his grandmother -(TM)s. The house there was hers before she passed and left it to us. She died right after Damian, and I got married. - -Sorry to hear that. - -I must be keeping you. - -Lunch break! - He shut his rig off with a wink. -Oh, okay! Convenient! - She beguiled him with her baby blues, -You just want to flirt more. - -My gut says you do too. - -You must really be hungry. I can hear you growling. - -That -(TM)s just the beast in me. - -You should really feed him. - She ran the fingers of her free hand beneath the waistline of her denim shorts, then reclaimed her other hand. -Nothing to eat. - He was eying her missing knuckles with interest. -Unless you have something to snack on. - -In the buffet! - She giggled and removed her fingers. -I -(TM)ve been alone too long. Sorry, Zac! - -Don -(TM)t be! To be honest I kind of hoped you -(TM)d go further. - -Oh, really? - -What did you start to say? I think you were about to tell me something that you worried I might think badly of? - -My husband lets me play with other men if I want. - -Take those shorts off. - He bluntly spoke the second she finished her admission. -I -(TM)m starving! - -I wasn -(TM)t... - She feigned a blush. -Okay! - Unfastened, unzipped and to her ankles. With the legs cut as openly as they were it was simple to step out of them. A large console between he and the door she stepped up and backed into it, taking a seat on it the best that she could. Abandoning his seat Zac knelt down in front of her and admired her freshly shaved bald pussy. -Fuck that -(TM)s nice. - -Eat me, Zac! - She shared a soft seductive tone. Without a bit of worry the man dug in feasting as she squealed and palmed the top of his thinly cut scalp. -God, I -(TM)ve needed a tongue. - Even salty from both sweat and Joe -(TM)s cum, the man did not waver in devouring her. His eyes closed to enjoy himself Candi took that moment to look toward the house. Joe was nowhere in sight. That meant no video. A pout expressed she turned to watch Zac -(TM)s feeding frenzy. Pure ecstasy took over, her facial features displaying just how good his tongue felt wallowing up inside her vulva. -Yes, Zac! Deeper! - Those required fingers. Adding two he probed her interior right along with his tastebuds. Moving at a vicious level she was quickly screaming and cumming on his embedded digits. Panting heavily, face red from his ferocious approach, she shot one more look toward her house. Still, no Joe. -Where are you, Joe? - She worried within her thoughts. This was not backing her up, nor getting video for Damian. As much as she loved Zac -(TM)s attention, she had promised herself that she would never do anything without video proof. Her heart crying out in sadness over it, she looked to her house one last time and realized something. A reflection in the picture window of her home showed the U.P.S. truck, including herself propped in her hunger seat. A closer squint she saw Joe. -You are so sneaky. - Joe was standing right outside the trucks opened door but hidden behind the metal wall. Only his cellphone was reaching into view to record her as close as he could get. Smiling over it, she succumbed to Zac -(TM)s diligence. Squirting over his knuckles and face she cried out her appreciation. -Fuck me Zac! - She let his hands upon her thighs hold her up, her offer met by her own hands lifting her shirt up and off tossing it over his back into the truck. -Right here for everyone to see. - Standing up in front of her Zac nodded at her hopeful enthusiasm. Wet fingers working at his brown uniform shorts he dropped them to his shoes and hurried to lower his boxers. A healthy seven-inch cock with an upward arch to it was primed immediately toward her weeping cunt. A nice size crown lined up, then sank deep until all seven was feeling nice and cuddly within her. -Jesus Christ! - He babbled. -Your cunt feels incredible. - So much for condoms! Once he hit her G-spot she was clinging and clawing at his button-down uniform shirt and moaning an anthem of thrill. He was so in tune with fucking her and holding her legs up that Joe looked for himself around the door -(TM)s threshold winking at her. Mouthing, -Oh, Joe! - she came on Zac -(TM)s cock just that fast. -Don -(TM)t stop! I need you Zac! - -Lunch isn -(TM)t over yet. - He huffed and pulled out of her only long enough to stand her up and turn her around to face the windshield. Grabbing her ponytail, he guided her forward until he had penetrated her again. Once installed and enthralled, he hammered her cunt with a fevered pitch. Hand reaching around to squeeze her breast she began chanting a nurturing yes over and over. The more he heard the harder he fucked her. -I could worship this pussy. - -I want you to Zac. I -(TM)ve seen you deliver quite a few times. I -(TM)ve had my eye on you. - -Glad you finally said hi. - -So am I. Maybe we can have lunch together more often. - -Sounds like a date. - He was closing in on his first nut. -Maybe we could go have a beer sometime. - -I -(TM)d like that. I might have a favor to ask of you. - -What -(TM)s that? I more than likely can oblige. - He laughed then gnashed his teeth, straining at his semen ready to deliver a package. -Cum on my face first. I want to wear you Zac. - -Right! Not in, that could be bad. - -Not bad. I just want a facial. - She squealed even as he was forced to retreat. His dick escaping her gushing cunt he backed up and let her turn and drop to her knees. By backing up more Joe -(TM)s camera angle lost half of Zac -(TM)s body. Regardless, the important part was still visible, Candi in her entirety and his penis. Taking her hand, she took over stroking his erection at a rapid rate, hovering her face right in front of his urethra. After a lengthy snarl on Zac -(TM)s behalf, he shot off a monster load of creamy white threads and pelted her face in man milk. Draining him by hand first, she tilted her head to the side of his penis and looked directly at Joe -(TM)s cell. His cock was like a moustache at first until she started licking Zac -(TM)s girth. Making her way to the tip she winked at the camera then faced Zac to engulf his cock. Sucking that beast as deeply as she could meant all of him. After taking Joe -(TM)s ten earlier this seven was a breeze. Eyes looking up at Zac he managed another round of hidden nut. The guttural detonation made her eyes roll white until she had swallowed all of him. A sweet retreat she kissed his head and smiled. -You taste yummy, Zac. - -Thanks! So do you. Okay, I have to ask. What -(TM)s this favor? - -It -(TM)s a lot to ask but I like sending my husband porn videos. Would you help me make some? - -I -(TM)ll keep my schedule open. - -And I -(TM)ll keep my mouth open. Legs as well. - She wagged her tongue over his tip giggling. -So, you -(TM)re alright fucking me on camera? - -I -(TM)m not shy. Why not! As long as your ole -(TM) man doesn -(TM)t come home and start shooting at me. - -My son wouldn -(TM)t do that. - Joe made his presence known. Cell stashed in his pocket just in case. -Oh, shit! - Zac covered his cock. -Take it easy. I -(TM)m not here to give you grief. - -Zac, this is my father-in-law, Joe. You -(TM)re not in any trouble. - -Not the first time I -(TM)ve seen her take care of a guy. Don -(TM)t sweat it. - -You just caught me off guard is all. - Zac pulled his boxers and uniform pants up. -I wasn -(TM)t expecting anyone to see this. - -Beginning to end. - Joe grinned. -I -(TM)m a voyeur. - -Wild! So, you -(TM)re okay that your daughter-in-law fucks other guys? - -It -(TM)s what my son wants. I -(TM)m just her wingman to keep her safe. - -Gotcha! - -Are you mad at me? - She pouted at Zac. -I -(TM)m sorry if I used you. Technically, we used each other, right? - -Guess so. Feels weird, but I -(TM)ll get over it. - -Will you fuck me again? - -Package delivery tomorrow you said. Maybe then? - -Actually, she -(TM)ll be in St. Louis with me. Give her your number and we can arrange something. - -You owe me that beer. - She stood up to stretch and jumped in step to kiss Zac on the cheek. -I promise you sex whenever you want it. It just has to be on camera for Damian to see me in action. - -Hold up! - Zac pointed at Joe, -Did you record us just now? - -You caught me. Yeah! I can delete it if you want to establish trust. - -Naaaaw! Keep it! I hope Damian likes her facial. - He wiped some of his own cum off of his chin after she had kissed his cheek and stuck his fingers in her mouth. -Enjoy your lunch. - He grinned at Candace as she used her own fingers along her facial features to gather up his nut and lick them dry. -Best lunch ever! - -Alright! - He took a pen from his pocket and held her hand. Writing his number on her palm he sighed. -I better get back at it. Call me! - -I will. Thank you for being so awesome, Zac. - -Thank you for being so fucking hot. - She grew giddy at his compliment. -Nice meeting you Joe. Maybe you can join us for that beer. - -VFW! - Candi reminded Joe. -If not there, elsewhere. - -Bootlickers over in Dermitt. - She recommended an alternative knowing Doug Ramsey wanted to take her there. -Country bar. I -(TM)m more metal but hey, I -(TM)m game. - Zac picked her clothing up and handed them to her. -Wear these shorts when we go. - -Not a micro bikini? - She giggled. -If you -(TM)re bold enough and they let you in. I -(TM)d wear a cowboy hat with it, that might clench the deal. - -Suggestion noted. - -Thanks for understanding Zac. - Joe nodded and assisted Candi leaving the U.P.S. truck. On the ground beside Joe, she put her shirt on but left her shorts off. Blowing Zac, a kiss as he sat in his driver -(TM)s seat, he wagged his tongue back and started his tank. Pointing straight ahead Zachery Fuller headed on down the street. -Can -(TM)t wait to tell my wife Zoe about her. - Zac and Zoe! Interesting! Candi hadn -(TM)t bothered to ask. Nor was Zac wearing his ring. -She -(TM)ll eat that blond up. Voyeur right beside you, Joe. - Pleasant Meadow High School on the outskirts of town, with one heck of a view of the countryside. To some quite secluded. Especially when the students liked to party. During school hours not so much, but that still didn -(TM)t stop a few troublemakers who couldn -(TM)t resist. -Why is Damian calling me again? He knows I -(TM)m in class at this hour. That fucker must never sleep. - Unable to answer it but still ringing out loud Kevin Palmer looked up at his Calculus teacher the stunning Yolanda Bloom who had been casually walking the aisles of her class in session. -Phone off Kevin. You know my rules. - The busty blonde who resembled actress Heather Locklear in her prime placed a hand upon his shoulder to pat it as incentive. There wasn -(TM)t a boy in class that didn -(TM)t envy Kevin in that moment Yolanda Naomi Bloom was the hottest of the hot in this smalltown environment. Matters better, the woman was often allowed to dress far too inappropriately compared to others. The students had a dress code, but the teachers got away without being punished. No fair certainly, but that was the school boards call, not theirs. Not that the male students as well as her fellow teachers objected in the least. Yolanda kept in fabulous shape with legs that went on forever. Not a model mind you but definitely close. -Sorry! It -(TM)s my brother Damian over in Iraq. He never calls unless it -(TM)s important. - -I recall your brother well. - She smirked. -Step into the hall. You have five minutes. - -Awesome. I -(TM)ll tell him you were cool. - He stood up and at her closeness nearly rubbed right up against her. She didn -(TM)t bother to step back either. Nice! His buddies Jesse and Victor sharing this class with him dropped their jaw at her brazen act. Kevin in rising swallowed dryly at her opened cleavage, eyes going directly toward that plunging paradise of 38D perfection. Her eyes full of life she gently eased away to let him escape. -Tell him I said hello and thank him for his service. - -Did he service you? - Where did that come from? Kevin, now that he was getting cocky around Candace had seemingly brought some of that to school with him. Students wanted to laugh but held their breath instead. Not wanting to go cowardice in the moment and look even worse he merely grinned and stepped away. Yolanda paused to absorb that comment and simply shook her head. Not likely considering she was only 36 and Damian currently 25, but she had started teaching here his junior year, so anything was possible. Damian was a bad boy back in the day, football hero and built sturdy in every way. She was 29 back then. Curious! Leaving the room, he called Damian back after missing that last ring. -Hey, Bro! I got busted by Miss Bloom. - He chuckled. -She was cool about it once I told her it was you. - -Still hot as fuck? - -Hotter probably! She let me step into the hall to call you back. Seems weird that you -(TM)re calling so often this week. We used to get a call once a month. What -(TM)s up? - -I -(TM)m trying to do better. Gets expensive calling overseas too much. I -(TM)m good for a few more, but then I -(TM)ll have to slow down and stick to conference calls online. Our personal phones are prohibited in the field but not at the barracks. Anyways, I just watched the video you guys took last night. Jesus Christ, little brother. You boys tore my whore up. - -I thought that -(TM)s what you wanted. - -Keep it up. - Damian chuckled. -She -(TM)s fucking amazing. I need you guys to turn her insatiable. Work on making her lose her mind wanting to impress me. - -She -(TM)s showing that now. Is that all? Yolanda only gave me five minutes. - -I think dad fucked Candi. It took a bit of convincing, but I -(TM)m pretty sure Pop broke down. - -Daaamn! I wasn -(TM)t sure he would, knowing how he felt about mom. That whole promise thing he made to her. - -We both know he -(TM)s lonely as fuck. As a matter of fact, I mentioned Yolanda and Raine Gomez to dad. They -(TM)re both still single, right? - -As far as I know. You -(TM)re trying to hook dad up with them? Hell, I want to fuck both of those hot ass teachers. - He laughed, until he heard a clearing of a throat behind him. There stood Yolanda leaning on her door frame smirking. -Shit! Did you hear what I just told Damian? - -I did. - She winked, -May I? - She stepped closer wanting Kevin -(TM)s phone. -Relax, I won -(TM)t hang up on him. - Taking it, she patted Kevin on the cheek and put his cell to her ear. -Hello stranger, it -(TM)s Yolanda Bloom. - -Hey there, Racks. - He laughed. -You remembered them. I -(TM)m impressed. - Kevin was in awe of the moment, she looked turned on. -Am I snooping correctly and hearing that you -(TM)re trying to play matchmaker? - -Yeah! You still single? - -I am. I date, but nothing serious. In a town this size it -(TM)s quite limited. Care to explain before I must insist that we end this call. - -I mentioned you to my dad. He -(TM)s lonely as fuck. - -I see. And you think I can put a smile on his face. - -Amongst other body parts. - Damian chuckled. -Both smiles would be perfect. - -Oh, my! You -(TM)re lucky I don -(TM)t get offended easily. I -(TM)ll discuss this more with Kevin over lunch here in twenty minutes. Unless you have other places to be. - She directed that to Kevin and toyed with her cleavage. Eyes on her finger trail he puckered and simply said, -Nope! - A wink later she continued, -Didn -(TM)t I hear that you got married? - -I did! I -(TM)ll have Kev introduce you to my wife Candace here soon. - -I think I -(TM)ve seen her at Kevin -(TM)s football games once or twice. Actually, I think I might have seen your father. Darkness doesn -(TM)t do people justice though. So, you -(TM)re in Iraq now? - -Yeah, I can -(TM)t disclose our location, but desert as far as the eyes can see. Still wearing short skirts? - -Of course! I can -(TM)t stand pants unless it -(TM)s wintertime. - -Legs like yours should never be hidden. - -That -(TM)s what all of the eyes say. - She giggled. -Including your brother. He -(TM)s eying me now. - -You have a problem with that? - -I do not even need to answer that. - She nibbled a nail. -Do me a favor real fast. Put his cell on speaker. - -Don -(TM)t be too loud my students might overhear. - She lifted the cell away long enough to utilize his keypad. -Done! - -Good! Kev? - -Yeah? - -I want to hear what you think of Yolanda. If you go shy, I -(TM)ll beat your ass. - Her eyes flared at his demand. -Let her have it. - -I -(TM)d love to but there -(TM)s cameras in the hallway. - Kevin chuckled but rubbed his crotch on the sly using her to block the lens up high. She remained silent but looked at Kevin -(TM)s lowered hand. -Not shy, Bro! I think you -(TM)re hot as hell Yolanda. I -(TM)d love to get you naked. - Her eyes spoke intrigue even as her index finger was held to her lips. -Dad would love your sexy ass. I know I would. If you want to give me straight F -(TM)s from here on out, the letter can stand for Fuck! - -Blushing, Yolanda? - Damian asked. -Gently! I think I -(TM)ve known this a good long while now. Not to sound overconfident but I know my students undress me every day. Dare I say it, that might go both ways. - -Speak up Kev. - -Fuck me! - Kevin leaned in closer to whisper that to Yolanda. -Over lunch. - Clearing her throat again with an unblinking stare she handed him his cell. -I -(TM)ll say hello to your father here soon. Friday -(TM)s game maybe. - -All legs, Momma! - Damian grew ballsy. -Leave the underwear at home. - -As if I wear any. - She grinned sheepishly, -I -(TM)ll be certain to undress for success. We need to get back to class, Mister Palmer and Mister Palmer. Have fun over there. - -You have fun over there Bloom. That -(TM)s an order. - -Oh, really! - -Sergeant first class. I outrank you. - -Well, then. I salute you soldier. - She actually did salute then razzed Kevin. -Be in your seat in one minute. - Off she went back to class. Once she was inside Kev took his cell off of speaker. -Dude! You rock. I think she -(TM)s turned on. - -Take a few pics over lunch with her. - -For dad? - -For all of us. - -I -(TM)ll make it happen. Fuck Bro! She ate that shit up. Have you tapped that? - -Naaa! I just know she -(TM)s a freak. - -How? - -I -(TM)ve spied on her before. She fucked a guy on the football field when I was a senior. The other team, but hey! Our whole squad watched her get hammered from hiding. You can tell her that, it might make her crazy. - -Nice! Okay I have to go. I have practice after school today so I -(TM)m not sure what we -(TM)ll do with Candi. - -Dad is with her so she might be cool. I ... actually just got an email from her. - -Cool! Text me how it went. I gotta go. - -Later, Bro! - Call ended; Kevin reached his seat with five seconds to spare. Damian at a desk in his barracks opened the email over his cell and played a series of short videos from Candi. -Dad went for it. Fuck yes! Holy crap, Pop! He tore her up. Look at her expression, she -(TM)s loving dad -(TM)s dick. - After watching them three times including Joe -(TM)s admission that he would consider the teachers, he shot a text off to Candace. -Just watched you and dad. Passion was great but you need to really pour it on. Everything you do for me needs ramped up. No failure Bitch! Love ya! - Receiving his text as she dried off from a brief shower to refresh herself from mowing the yard Candi smiled and typed back. -Baby you need sleep! Stop worrying, I got you. - Sent! Second text follow-up, -I just fucked the U.P.S. man in his truck. Daddy Joe recorded it. I -(TM)ll send it here shortly. So much fun, Baby. All for you! Always for you. - Sent! Third message in progress. -Joe decided he wanted us to go to the fitness center together and chat with Mark about giving me until Saturday off so we can go to St. Louis. I think Joe wants to get a hotel room there and enjoy a mini vacation. I love you. Text you later tonight. Please rest for me! - With a kissy face emoji, she ended her text and sent it. She got her wish. Damian was sawing logs. Bugle in four hours.