"Forestalling" {Pendragon} (MF wl rom safe)


                          FORESTALLING
                       by Uther Pendragon
                    nogardneprethu@gmail.com

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    All persons here depicted, except public figures depicted as 
public figures in the background, are figments of my imagination 
and any resemblance to persons living or dead is strictly 
coincidental.


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                          FORESTALLING
                       by Uther Pendragon
                    nogardneprethu@gmail.com


"Is that you, Bob?"

     "It's a burglar.  I've come to steal a kiss."

     "Guess what.... Mmmmmph."

     "Mph, yourself.  That kiss was worth stealing.  And I love 
your outfit."

     "Must be the shorts.  You painted in the shirt when it was 
yours."

     "Your style in bra.  Besides you do things for the shirt."

     "'Off' isn't a style.  I saw that gynecologist today, and 
guess what?"

     "She said that you've been overusing your genitalia and to 
give them a month's rest?"

     "No-ope!"

     "She discovered that I've infected you with 11 rare, but 
disgusting, venereal diseases?"

     "One more wrong guess and I go back to fixing dinner."

     "She prescribed a diaphragm and spermicide, gave them to 
you; and you have it inserted now -- just in case a sex maniac 
might come through the door and whisk you off to bed?"

     "Right the third time.  But the sex maniac had better hurry, 
my husband was due home thirty minutes ago."

     "Sorry.  Rush job.  Bosses ain't professors.  'Sorry, Prof.  
Hot date, gotta run,' doesn't hack it."

     "Bet your professors didn't give second make-ups on *their* 
exams."

     "I think that I did remarkably well with my psychic powers."

     "With no little clues from my having told you precisely what 
I planned to do?"

     "Pure psychic powers.  We have a union.  Husbands *never* 
listen to what their wives tell them they are going to do."

     "So Lorena says....  Well, I'll go back to fixing dinner."

     "Let's check out the wonders of medical science first."

     "Men!  You only think of one thing."

     "Nonsense.  Mph.  Mph."

     "Let me get the shirt off first.  The wash may have missed 
some of the goop you spilled on it....  Last one nekkid is a 
rotten egg."

     "Cheat."

     "Efficient!  I'll help the rotten egg....  Now look here.  
Are you excited about going diving without your wet suit?  Hmm?"

     "Leave him alone.  You didn't like rug burns....  Now where 
was I?  Here?  Mmmm.  Maybe it was here.  Mmmm mmm.  I'd better 
check out the first one, again."

     "The last one was my left one.  And, if you do much more of 
this, I won't be able to walk to the bedroom."

     "No problem."

     "Watch that!"

     "Sorry.  They sure make bedroom doors narrow."

     "They expect people to walk in."

     "Silly them.  Umhm."

     "Tickles!  Stop.  They figure people will know that once in 
bed, they can do all the kissing they want without contortions."

     "Really?  Let's try....  Mmph.  Hey!"

     "Both people."

     ...

     "Does it feel any different when it's just me?"

     "A little.  Does it feel different to you?"

     "A lot.  God, you are smooth and slippery.  But, without the 
rubber, I'm moving against *you*.  It's not just a general 
clasping.  Oh!"

     "Do you like when I do that?"

     "Maybe too much."

     "Don't worry.  I've been thinking about this for hours.... 
Oh yes."

     ...

     "Oh love.  I can't.  Oh.  Yes, love.  Yes, love.  Yes!  
Love...  Jeh? ... Net.  Jeh.  Net!  Net!  Oh God!"

     ...

     "Roll, would you?"

     "I do love you, girl.  Are you all right?"

     "I'm fine.  Didn't you feel me?"

     "I was a little far gone.  Love you."

     "Love you, too.  Oh, Bob, I could feel it when you came.  It 
spurted out and hit me.  I felt it."

     "Well, it spurted.  That, it did.  Let me catch my breath."

     ...

     "My leg is going to sleep."

     "Sorry.  Now there.  How do you like the wonders of medical 
science?  By the way, did you ask?"

     "Yes.  If you want to again, we can do it right now.  But 
you'll have to use a condom if we do it at bedtime or in the 
morning."

     "Right now?  You'll be lucky if I get it up next week.  You 
are indubitably the sexiest wench in North America."

     "Can I quote you on that?"

     "Jeanette Brennan is the sexiest wench in North America."

     "Next week?"

     "Let's keep the box in reach tonight.  Just in case."

     ...

     "Eeyeuh!"

     "What did you expect?  We didn't give them anywhere else to 
go.  Pass a Kleenex.  Anyway, I told you that you really drained 
me."

     "Well, at least it's on your side."

     "That just means that I sleep in the middle and you scrunch 
over." 

     "'How is this night different from all other nights?'  You'd 
better just hope that it will dry over dinner time."

     "Speaking of which, when do we eat?"

     "Men!  You only think of one thing."

     "That wasn't what you said an hour ago."

     "Was so!"


The End
FORESTALLING
Uther Pendragon
nogardneprethu@gmail.com
1996/07/01
1997/04/11
2010/08/30

This is one of a series of stories about the Brennans.

The next story in the series is:
        foreplay.txt
"Foreplay"  

The first story in the series is:
        forever.txt
"Forever"  


The directory to the entire series is:
        brennan.txt
Brennan Stories Directory  

The directory to all my stories can be found at:
        index.txt
Index to Uther Pendragon's Website  

Another couple appear in another story in which contraception 
figures prominently, called:
        dulce.txt
"Dulce et Decorum"