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Flowers
by Uther Pendragon
nogardneprethu@gmail.com
LEV 15:24 And if any man lie
with her at all, and her
flowers be upon him, he shall
be unclean seven days; and all
the bed whereon he lieth shall
be unclean.
"But your heating pad doesn't love you."
"I just feel all messy and miserable."
"Isn't the warmth from my hand more comforting than the heating
pad, Trish? Now just close your eyes and let me rub your belly."
"Mmmm. That does feel better, Barry. But I warn you. You're
not going to get anything out of this."
"I'm getting something out of it right now, just not that. And
I'll get a wife who finds me useful once a month."
"You're useful more often than that. I like having you around."
"Let's see if we can maintain that preference."
"What are you doing?"
"Well, any lubrication that you are producing right now is being
absorbed, so we need something artificial."
"I hate to tell you but that's not my belly."
"Okay, I won't rub here. 'Rub' implies more vigorous activity
that is really appropriate, anyway."
"I don't know. I've seen you be pretty vigorous just about
there."
"Just about."
"Mmmm. You are being gentle, and I do love that; but you're
still not getting anything. I'm a mess, down there."
"Well, you're not a mess up here. How about a kiss?"
. . .
"Oh, Barry. Oh. Aaah!"
"I love you. I always will."
. . .
"Now, I have to go change the Tampax."
"Go on. Aren't I better than your heating pad?"
"Yes. Much better."
"Well, when you come back, we can see how I compare to an
electric blanket."
The end
Flowers
Uther Pendragon
nogardneprethu@gmail.com
2004/04/21
2010/07/31
Thanks to Neneh for editing this.
Another all-dialogue story:
eeben.txt "Ebenezer"
The index to all my stories in this format is:
index.txt