Name: Ebenezer
Author: Uther Pendragon
Keywords: MF
Universe: dialogue
Summary: Wanda asks Dan what he's humming.
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Ebenezer
by Uther Pendragon
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"What are you humming, Dan?"
"I'm not humming about Dan; I'm humming about Wanda."
"About me? Sing the words."
"Praise the mount, imhmmh hmmhmmhmm, mount of thy hmmhmmhmm
love."
"Blasphemy! That's not what the song's about."
"Well, maybe I've changed a few words. But this is the mount I
want to praise right now."
"You're impossible!"
"No, my love...,"
"... Merely unlikely. I know all your jokes. Not that I'm
objecting to what you're doing with my mount. But I can think of
better things for your mouth than humming."
. . .
"Like that?"
"Just like that."
"But the song is so appropriate. Streams of mmhmm never ceasing
call for songs of loudest praise."
"Not too loud. The Murrays will hear."
"Okay. Songs of quiet praise, then. Every time I hang a picture
I'm afraid the nail will come out their wall. Time for humming
again."
"Oh Dan! I love when you kiss me like that. But come up."
"That's an invitation you don't have to repeat. Mmm, you feel
even better than you taste. Praise the mount I'm fixed upon it,
mount of thy mmhmm love."
"You'll make me blush the next time we sing that in church."
"Here I raise my ebenezer, hither by thy help I'm come. Ever
wonder what 'ebenezer' meant?"
"It doesn't mean that. Please move now."
"Oh, yes. Do you feel that?"
"Yes. Oh, Dan."
"Wanda!"
The End
Ebenezer
Uther Pendragon
nogardneprethu@gmail.com
2004/04/05
2010/06/26
Thanks to Neneh for editing this.
Another all-dialogue story:
ddocent.txt
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