Author: Thinking Horndog
Title: The Academy
Part: 80 of 88
Universe: The Swarm Cycle
Summary: The Governor of the colony of Nuevo Angelino recognizes that the ad-
hoc educational system in use in his colony isn't producing sponsors -- so he
sends a team to Earth to collect some professional educators with a
Confederacy perspective.  This results in a new and unusual kind of pickup...

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The Academy

Chapter 80

MAJ Howard:

	The look on Myra's face was absolutely priceless!  I couldn't contain
myself and laughed aloud!  I'd no idea that Vera had failed to reveal my
position, but upon sober reflection, it made sense.

	As for Myra herself, I was delighted!  She was aggressively sexual --
and delivered on the promise in fine fashion.  But she brought something else
to the table, too -- the clear indication that she intended that there be a
relationship between us that exceeded the boundaries of the master/slave
setup.  I found this... refreshing.

	Myra got a grip and said, "So, you're like the number two guy at the
place we're going?"  She favored Vera with a glare as I nodded.

	Vera was unfazed.  "It didn't seem politic to reveal that.  Think
about it -- we're not looking for gold-diggers.  Now we know we didn't get
one.  Does it matter, from your perspective?"

	"No."  Myra turned to regard me thoughtfully.  "No, it doesn't.  But
it tells me you need a lot more TLC than I thought you did.  I bet your job
ain't fun..."

	I was totally nonplussed by her response; I'd have never predicted
it!  "It has its off days," I admitted.  I gazed at the woman in mild awe;
she was just... perfect!  Turning to Vera, I said, "I don't know how you did
it -- she's already irreplaceable!  If you can find another by the time we
reach orbit tomorrow, I'll interview -- I have two slots until we reach
communications range of the colony, after which I'll have four, because I
intend to release the pair I have there.  They just don't measure up..."

	Myra looked bothered, but Vera said, "I can try."

	"What's wrong, Myra?" I asked.

	"I didn't know I might be dumping someone out..."

	"I picked up these two from the Civil Service just before we left for
Earth," I told her.  "Frankly, they mean nothing to me -- and after having
met you, it's clear they never would.  I need what you bring to the table --
but if I can rescue a couple more women of your quality..."

	Myra smiled.  "That's sweet, Honey!"  She turned to Vera, "Can I
help?  I know a couple of women..."

	Vera flicked a glance at me and I shrugged assent.  "By all means!"

	"You should move your family in by the evening meal -- I intend to
take it with the family," I informed Myra.

	Myra accepted the comment for the directive it was.  "We'll be ready,
Earl.  I'll make sure the kids understand that you need your space."

	"Thank you."  I waved at the door.  "Unfortunately, I have work to
do."

	Vera asked, "Do you have any preferences in a second candidate?"

	I shrugged.  "Complimentary color?  Myra should be First Sergeant."

	"Any particular shade?" Vera grinned at Myra, who looked confused.

	"Use your own judgement.  The color thing isn't a hard and fast
criterion.  I'm just looking at genetic diversity."

	Vera nodded.  "Let's go, Myra.  You've got ideas?"  They headed out.

Myra:

	I was dazed and confused coming out of Earl's office.  "First
Sergeant?"

	"It's a military thing," Vera explained.  "Basically, the Major
indicated that you were gonna be on top of the harem -- Head Bitch is what I
call it.  You probably ought to understand where he's coming from."  She got
that look on her face that said she was probably talking to an AI.  "Military
organizations have officers and enlisted men.  The Major is an officer.  He's
a bigwig leader, is the best I can describe it, several levels up the totem
pole.  Officers are all like business executives -- big-picture types in
suits that run big organizations, although the lowest officer grades are
probably more like middle management.  Enlisted men go from sergeants -- who
would be managers and supervisors -- to privates, who are worker bees.  A
First Sergeant sits at the top of the enlisted structure in a fairly good-
sized unit.  So the Major is saying that you are to be his Head Bitch or
straw boss."

	I nodded slowly, thinking about it.  "Am I gonna get used to this?"

	"From the impression you made, I'd say you are going to be good for
the Major -- you're going to smooth some of the rough edges and make him
generally more human.  He's a man accustomed to making harsh decisions -- and
it shows," Vera replied, nodding.  "There will be an initial period of
adjustment, after which everything is gonna be fine."  She eyed me.  "You had
some ideas?"

	"Well, I hung out with a few others, you know?  We kinda went back
and forth, so I know a little bit about a couple of them..." I told her.

	"Yeah, okay.  Birds of a feather?"

	"Yeah.  I think so.  It's one thing tellin' a man what he wants to
hear and another sittin' around with the girls, talkin' about how long it's
been since you've seen a dick and how nice it would be..." I replied.  "We
have a group, kinda -- the 'untouchables,' we call ourselves.  We spend a lot
of time swappin' shit, you know?  If you was to do for them what you did for
me, Earl might be interested..."

	Vera nodded.  "You may be right -- I may want to meet the
'untouchables.'  There might be some serious candidates in that pool.  Tell
me about them while we head back to your place."

	"Well, let's see.  There's Winona Kapahu; she's one of them big
islander pineapple women.  She's like the Incredible Hulk to start with --
probably six foot two and big-boned -- but you gotta add two hundred pounds
to get the idea.  She's sweet, though -- placid, you know?  Calm," I told
her.  "Then there's Carol Gross.  The name pretty much matches her; she's a
bigass strawberry blonde.  Her old man Herman died a couple of years back and
Carol says she added probably a hundred pounds not exercisin' since -- and to
hear her tell it, exercisin' was mostly sex.  She said Herman was a beanpole,
but he had a dick damn near a foot long and fucked like the Energizer Bunny
-- until his batteries died one day and took him with them..."

	Vera chuckled.  "THAT's a tale..."

	"Then there's Fulmala -- she's a real dark-skinned Indian woman.  She
gave the group its name.  She calls herself a Desi, whatever that is, or an
Auntie.  Indians have arranged marriages -- did you know that?" I prattled
on.  "Her old man just put her on the street one day when he decided he liked
American women better.  She's probably the most decent lookin' one of the
bunch of us -- she's got big droopy hooters and some flab here and there, but
she don't weigh two hundred, even.  She's real shy, though."  I thought about
it.  "In fact, we got three or four real shy ones."

	"I CERTAINLY want to meet the 'untouchables'!" Vera said.  "Lead
on..."

Vera:

	One look at the 'untouchables' and I knew that I had a goldmine.
There were about eight of them gathered in a little sewing circle at the edge
of a new playground module, and they ran the gamut -- big, small, oddly-
shaped, homely, some physical issues -- you name it.  Their kids were an
amorphous mass, running here and there and screaming and yelling and
generally venting a lot of youth and exuberance, like they were supposed to.
Myra was a source of amazement among them -- one of them had made the grade?
Hope was born in more than one set of eyes as Myra related her changed luck
-- a carefully-edited version that didn't mention the Major's actual
position.  When Myra finished with, "... and we're looking for someone else
to wave in front of Earl!" she had everyone's full attention!

	Next, she introduced me around to various of the women who were
present -- and I had the AI provide me with scores and maintain a running
tally that sorted and ranked them.  Half of them could have filled the
Major's second slot; I was going to have to cherry-pick.  I sent Myra off to
get her family moved, and got down to making a selection.  My first choice
would have been Winona Kapahu -- but she had a mate named Daniel -- a big
islander, just as she was -- and the Major had expressed reluctance to accept
a male early on.  I went back and forth between the Indian woman Fulmala and
Carol Gross -- and settled on Carol, on the theory that if the Major rejected
her, her improved looks would make her salable to someone else; Fulmala could
carry that particular ball on her own...  Carol had two kids, both girls,
their ages basically matching those of Myra's boys, and her pink, freckled
skin delivered the jokingly requested contrast with Myra's dark chocolate
hue; besides, it was clear to me that she and Myra got along the best.  After
some perfunctory interviews, I showed Carol the Major (nude and with an
erection, as I had shown him to Myra) and asked, "Are you interested?"

	Carol said, "Huh!  You're darn tootin'!  Is the Pope Catholic?"

	"Okay," I replied, "What did you look like at, say, eighteen?  You
saw Myra as she is now -- were you anywhere close?  We're not talking
swimsuit model, here, the man likes a little padding, actually."

	Carol frowned and pulled her lip.  "I still wasn't pretty..."  The AI
threw it up in three dimensions and she was right -- she was still a plumper.
There was a good deal less of her, but at five foot five, she weighed two
hundred or so.

	"How did you...?"

	"Get married?"  She cocked her head and smiled crookedly.  "If it's
sex, I do it -- and I love it -- and I don't care WHAT the fuck it is!"  She
caught the look on my face.  "Omigawd!  A kindred soul!"  She sidled up to me
and asked quietly, "How many guys have you done at one time?"

	"I don't know," I replied.  "I lost count.  There was this after-prom
party...  They stuck me in a pickup camper and they just kept coming..."  I
pinged the AI, 'Take off another forty pounds...'  The depiction started to
settle out and not show so many rolls, although it was still roly-poly.

	"Gee, I wish..." Carol said wistfully, eyeing the image.

	'Drop twenty and make the bust and ass rounder and less blocky,' I
told the AI.  'Bring up the nipples to around the horizontal axis.'  They
would still point outward to the sides some, but I wasn't shooting for
perfection -- just something believable.

	"I'd give my left ovary to look like that," Carol sighed.

	"You'll be REAL GOOD to the man if he hooks you up with that, right?"
I asked.

	"Are you shitting me?  I'll want to sleep with his dick in me
somewhere!" Carol erupted.

	"Save some for Myra," I chuckled.  "She likes hers, too, you know."

	"I'm gonna eat her pussy every day for setting me up with this deal!"
Carol swore.  "Yours, too!"

	"Well, let's see if it flies..."  I got Major Howard on video.  "Myra
was a real source of candidates; if you could take four and would accept one
mate, I think I could fill your harem!"

	"No kidding?" The Major looked surprised.

	"No kidding.  They all have visual shortcomings, but when you look
beyond, the package is pretty decent," I declared.  I forwarded the display
of the objective Carol to the Major and told her privately, "He's seeing
THAT," pointing at our local display.  "The AI is going to make your face
match that when you talk to him, too -- he'll never see you as you are now if
you pass this interview."  Carol nodded, absorbing this; she was reasonably
quick, according to her CAP scores...

Major Howard:

	Vera's candidate was a sweet-faced woman with freckles and very light
red hair -- or maybe she was blonde with a reddish tinge, I don't know much
about these things.  As with Myra, the display was that of an eighteen-year-
old; I tried and failed to age her mentally.  "How old are you?"

	The woman looked disconcerted.  "Thirty-two."

	Vera grinned.  "Don't let him rattle you!"

	The face said she was heavy -- but then, so did the three dimensional
simulation rotating before me.  On the other hand, she wasn't much bigger
than Myra.  The package was very... round, I guess; she wasn't a beach ball
or anything, but she was fully fleshed and had curves.  The hands and feet
were nice and the freckles added something; her nipples were VERY pink.  Vera
had followed the color change instruction, given in jest or not.  There was a
thin fluff on the baby-fat pudenda; I decided to make mention of it, "Your
pubes are pretty thin..."

	The woman, Carol, looked embarrassed.  "They always have been.
Personally, I think they're a waste."

	"I do too," I agreed.  "Let's take them off."  I hadn't ordered that
alteration in Myra -- and I wouldn't; I generally don't like to feel like I'm
robbing the cradle and having sex with a pre-teen.  But in Carol's case,
there was just enough there to make her look shaggy, so she was better off
without.

	"So, what did they tell you about me?" I asked.

	"They said you're very formal," Carol said carefully, watching me.

	I chuckled.  "Stiff, probably, I bet.  I'm used to a certain set of
protocols; it will be yours and Myra's job to teach me to relax at home.  I
don't do that much, but Myra seems to have a handle on things."  Changing the
subject, I asked, "You have children, I assume?"

	"Two little girls," Carol supplied.

	"You seem nervous.  Why don't you tell me about yourself," I invited.

	"Well, I'm a sow," Carol announced, "But you can see that, can't
you?"

	"Actually, I wouldn't go beyond describing you as a little thick,
based on this," I replied, waving at the projection.

	"But you know it's worse," Carol insisted.

	"Vera has convinced me that if I never see it, it is irrelevant.
Based upon Myra, I have to agree with her," I replied.  "Vera has also
convinced me that a little padding is a good thing, and that big-boned girls
tend to have a lot more gratitude when they get attention."

	Carol smiled -- something at last a bit more relaxed and genuine.
"That Vera is a wonder," she said, eyeing Vera.  "We seem to have a lot in
common."

	"Oh?"  I raised an eyebrow.

	"I like my sex," Carol muttered.

	"I like it when my women like their sex," I retorted.  "One reason
Vera is out hunting for me is that I seemed to have a knack for picking
decorative women who acted as though sex is a chore.  I really despise that."

	"Well, you won't get that with ME!" Carol declared.  She paused for a
second, then took the leap, "I do two things, Mister -- raise kids and fuck.
I love doing them both, but fucking probably tops the list."  She cocked her
head.  "You like anything special?"

	"I like enjoying it," I replied.  "I've probably done just about
everything heterosexual -- but it's all in how it's handled."

	"Believe me, Mister -- I won't have any problem being enthusiastic --
or grateful.  In fact, I might be a little demanding..."  I must have
frowned, because she instantly backed off, "But I know who is in charge."

	"I tend to be very clear on my wants and needs," I declared.

	"You'll get it, whatever it is," Carol insisted, "I promise!"

	Historically, feminine promises had a poor track record, but there
was no doubt that she was sincere, so I didn't bother to mention that fact.
"You get along with Myra, I take it?"

	"Oh, yeah -- Myra's the bomb!" Carol replied enthusiastically.

	"Good, because you'll have to share, and for now, she has the lead,"
I replied.  Shifting to Vera, I said, "I've seen enough.  When can we do a
formal interview?"

	"I would say after dinner," Vera replied.

	"Very well.  I look forward to meeting you in person," I told Carol.

	"It's mutual!" Carol bubbled.  Vera closed the connection.

Carol:

	I left the girls with Fulmala and went down to Medical -- and they
worked miracles!  They stuck me in one of those tubes -- for only a second,
it seemed like -- and when I sat up I ALREADY knew I was different!  "How
long was I in here?' I asked the medic.

	"Two hours and forty minutes," the medic replied.  "Aside from
removing the body mass and some reshaping, you really didn't need much.  We
didn't change your skeleton or anything, just soft tissue.  Oh, there is some
age regression going on in your skeletal structure, but it will continue on
its own until complete..."

	"Uh huh..."  I climbed carefully out of the tube -- but the lard ass
that I'd had to maneuver into it wasn't there when I came out; I felt like I
could almost float!  I could see my pussy -- and the fact that it was bare...
I checked my chin for the couple of whiskers that I had to pluck continuously
and the medic grinned.  "They're gone, too.  Below the neck, you're hairless
-- and the same goes for your face."  I grinned from ear to ear; I could kiss
somebody!

	I felt my tits.  "I love what you did for these -- are they still
real?"

	"Oh, yeah," the medic nodded.  "We added some support so you can
carry them better and tuned the shape -- that's all.  They're you."  I went
to look at my ass over my shoulder and the medic chuckled, "There's a full-
length mirror over there..."

	I was still fat -- but I looked better than I had at sixteen!  After
a second or two, the image in the mirror got blurry -- and the next thing I
knew I was wailing into Vera's shoulder!  It was a miracle!  I wasn't a total
sow anymore!  I'd lived with being huge and ugly for all of my adult life --
and now I was just curvy!  "I'm gonna exercise every day!" I promised.  "What
do I have to avoid eating?  What will happen when I get pregnant again?"

	"Nothing," the medic replied, going straight to the last question.
"You'll grow to accommodate the baby, and shrink back down to this after
delivery.  You won't even get stretch marks.  Your breasts will swell some
with milk, but they'll go back down, too, when the baby is weaned -- and
they'll revert to this shape, not sag."

	I turned and grabbed Vera, "Take me to him!  I'm gonna fuck him to
death!"  I turned to the medic, "Then I'm coming back for YOU!  Rest up!"  He
just laughed.

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	Myra opened the door, took one look, and grinned from ear to ear.
"Sweet, ain't it, bein' hot to trot?"

	"It's in-fucking-credible!" I swore.  "Where is he?  I want him in
me!"  Myra backed up and we went in; the guy was standing there in the
background, looking a little surprised -- and nervous.

	"Earl, Carol's here..." Myra said, unnecessarily.

	Three seconds later he was fighting me off; I was all over him!  "I
could hug you to death!"

	Stupid me, I started blubbering again -- but that let him get control
of things.  He held me off a bit and said, "I can see there will be no
shortage of gratitude..."

	"No way!" I declared.  "You want it -- it's yours!  I guess it would
be anyway, but..."

	He smiled a bit then; you could tell he wasn't used to it.  "It's all
in the attitude."

	I backed off, realizing that pressing myself against him was making
him nervous.  "What can I do?  Can I suck you?"  I went to my knees.

	"Just relax -- we probably need to talk..."

	"Sure -- what about?"  I was fighting with his trap door.

	"Carol, stop!"

	"Please?"  I turned on my best puppydog eyes.  "You have no idea..."

	"All right, but take it easy.  Just jack it or something," Earl
instructed.  I tried to settle down.  I hadn't touched a dick in MUCH longer
than I wanted to think about...  I got his fly open and reached in with
shaking hands; it was a little wilted, probably because I'd scared him, going
after him so aggressively.  I slowed down and absorbed the feel of his meat
as it firmed in my hands.

	"What do you want to talk about?"

	"You're a little... impetuous..." he muttered.

	"I owe you more than I can say!" I replied, sniffling a little, "And
it's been a long time...  For me, a week is a long time -- it's been
FOREVER!"  His dick was BEAUTIFUL!  I wanted it... everywhere...  "Please,
just let me stay.  I know I got a little wild -- I'll be good!  I owe you..."

	"Someone once said that gratitude tends to be short-lived..." Earl
murmured.

	This was a smart guy; I needed to pull my head out...  "Whoever it
was never got the chance I just got.  I don't think it's going to be JUST
gratitude, anyway.  I'm half in love with you now!"

	I rocked him again, I could tell.  "That's probably premature..."

	I turned to Vera, desperate.  "Help!  I'm fucking this up!"

	Weirdly, it was exactly the right thing to do; the man I only knew as
'Earl' relaxed and said, "There's no doubting your sincerity...  You don't
have to throw yourself at me, though."

	I raised my hand (the one not jacking him).  "Can I talk?"

	"Go ahead."

	"This isn't just about gratitude.  I really, REALLY want to have sex!
I've basically had to do without since my Herman died, and this thing is
BEAUTIFUL!  I want to taste it and feel it inside me...  Even if you had
nothing to do with fixing me up, I would want this," I insisted.

	"Oh."  Earl seemed nonplussed.

	"Anything you want to talk about, though..." I added diffidently.

	"How long ago did your, ah, mate die?"

	"It's been..." I thought about it.  "Two years, four months and six
days, if I have the date right," I finished.

	"What happened?"

	"He had a heart attack.  The poor dear...  We were... having sex...
and he just keeled over when he got his.  I didn't even realize for a minute
-- I thought he was just resting.  Herman wasn't much to look at, but he was
a god in bed..."  I sighed, remembering.

	Earl looked down at me, obviously concerned.  "Am I going to need
help?"

	I knelt there, looking up at him with my mouth open.  "Uhh...  I
don't think so..."

	Earl looked at Vera.  "So what does this couple look like?"

	Vera shrugged.  "They're a couple of big, easygoing islanders.  You
know, the Hawaiian type.  Pineapples.  They could both use some shrinkage,
but they aren't hard to look at."

	Earl looked down at me.  "I don't suppose you've ever had sex with
the male..."

	"Well, no."  'Shit -- like Dan would want to sleep with my big, porky
ass!'

	"Um, Earl," Vera ventured, "I should warn you -- they're BIG!  I
mean, Winona is over six feet tall, and Dan has a couple of inches on her.
If that kind of thing bothers you..."

	"Not unless he turns out to be unruly," Earl replied.

	"I don't think Dan has an unruly bone in his body," I opined.  "He's
pretty happy-go-lucky."

	Earl eyed Vera.  "Get 'em.  Prep 'em.  I'll want a video interview
tonight.  You had a fourth?"

	"Yes," Vera nodded.  "An Indian woman named Fulmala -- who needs very
little work, I might add."

	"She's shy, mostly," I threw out.  "Vera's right -- alongside me, she
might need a little touch up paint."

	"AI, you are aware of my intent to dispense with my current pair of
concubines.  What are my options, here?" Earl asked.

	"The couple would not count, Earl Howard.  Accepting the male
authorizes you to take on an extra female.  Given your position, a
dispensation would be warranted in any case, but your registered intent is
enough to allow preparation and interviews in any case."

	"I thought so."  Earl looked down at me.  "Before you rub the skin
off that, why don't we move on to acceptance?  Carol Gross, I offer you my
sponsorship."

	"I accept!" I yipped.  "Jeezus!"

	"Now you can suck, I guess..." Earl chuckled.  I lunged at the thing,
in a hurry to taste it.

	In the background, the AI said, "Duly recorded.  Carol Gross is now
the bound concubine of Major Earl Howard, Lieutenant Governor of Nuevo
Angelino."  I thought, 'That's kind of weird...' and I looked up at him,
questioning, and he gave another one of those 'my face might crack' smiles.

	Myra cackled in the background, "Congratulations, you just hooked up
with the big boss man!"

	"I'm not the Governor," Earl objected.

	"You be damned close!" Myra argued.  "I damn near had a heart attack
at that announcement!"

Major Howard:

	Vera took off, grinning, while Carol Gross proved that she was an
accomplished cocksucker.  For one thing, she loved her work -- there was no
getting around THAT realization.  You'd have thought I was feeding her fine
caviar from the look on her face as her lips slid up and down my shaft from
the tip to the root.  She apparently had no gag reflex at all; I could feel
my glans sliding through the opening of her throat.  She backed off only
once, long enough to ask, "May I masturbate?"  I croaked, "You may!" and her
nose went right back into my pubic hair.  It was a solid choice in
permissions, too; her fingers made wet noises in her pussy and she moaned
regularly around my shaft, both of which increased my arousal.  I tend to be
jaded about fellatio and hard to bring to climax -- but Carol had no problem
at all; I took over in the final seconds, holding her head and pumping long
strokes into her throat before erupting and backing off to enjoy the pressure
of her lips.  Carol gave me a beatific smile as she displayed my collected
product in her open mouth, then swished it around and swallowed it; there was
no question that she enjoyed the taste of semen.

	Myra commented, "I see there's gonna be some competition..."  I
didn't say anything; I just stood there, enjoying the after-suck that Carol
started as soon as she'd swallowed.  When it became too exquisite to bear, I
gently pushed her away; Carol's first words to me after the suck were "Thank
you!"  It's hard to improve on that kind of thing...

	Finally, I engaged my mind and thought about organization.  "You have
children to collect," I told Carol, "Yours, and possibly those of the others.
Bring them here in any case, unless someone just isn't interested.  My
identity needs to remain secret.  Myra, coordinate with the AI to rearrange
things however they make sense.  Questions?"

	"No, Boss!" Myra shook her head.  Carol got up, hugged me
impetuously, and toddled off.  I realized that after the harassment I gave
Lieutenant Harper, I was suddenly going to have an instant family...

	"Myra!  I'll need an office or study -- NO ONE is to enter it without
invitation, and I won't want to be disturbed by childish exuberance!"

	"I'm on it already, Boss!" Myra assured me.  The AI was apparently
opening connections to the next set of quarters over; Myra was opening doors
and sticking her head through them.  I settled myself in a chair and wondered
if I'd gone insane while I watched her wander to and fro, her various body
parts jiggling enticingly.  Thin women can't seem to get their buttocks to
wiggle like that...

Vera:

	I headed on back to the gathering place of the 'untouchables'.  I
descended upon the Kapahus unannounced and said, "I need to talk to you, if
you don't mind."

	Winona nodded slowly; I think she did everything slowly.  "Where is
Carol?"

	"When I left, she was giving deep throat to her new sponsor," I
replied.  "Carol seems to be a handful, sexually -- which brings me to
you..."

	Both of them looked confused.  "What?" asked Daniel.

	"Carol and Myra's new master has decided that he might need a back
door man -- somebody to bat cleanup when he's too pooped to pop.  He asked me
to interview you as a couple," I explained.

	"So, what are you saying?" Winona asked.

	"I'm saying that you're being interviewed for concubine positions --
as a couple," I explained.  "Daniel is specifically invited; you're going to
have to share him with Myra and Carol -- and maybe Fulmala, though."

	Daniel looked a little nervous -- which appeared to be an
unaccustomed expression.  "What would HE want from me?"

	"That's a good question," I replied.  I didn't know; was Earl
bisexual?  "Give me a minute..."  I stepped into the next room and subvocally
got the AI to connect me to the Major.  "Daniel has concerns about, um, YOUR
sexual orientation."

	"Mine?" Earl blinked.  "Blatantly heterosexual.  Live and let live,
but I get mine from women.  We'll have our hands full.  He isn't...?"

	"No, I don't think so.  I think he's running scared from that little
video," I opined.

	"Ah.  I'm sure we can avoid the whole thing," Earl replied.  I nodded
and shut down the connection.

	Returning to Daniel, I told him, "He's not planning on entertaining
any males -- or asking you to.  Does that resolve things?"

	"Well..."  Dan looked diffident and looked at Winona.

	"There is no choice in this, my ipo," Winona replied, "at least we
know everyone."

	"Myra was changed -- but Carol..." Dan grimaced.

	"AI, display Carol as she is," I ordered.  The AI threw up a visual.

	"Carol is... very pink," Winona apologized for Dan.  "That and her
size... Dan wasn't... attracted."  She looked over at her man.

	"That is much better," Dan admitted.  "Does she have those brown
places between her thighs?"

	I couldn't help grinning ruefully.  "No, they're gone.  Us fat white
women call that 'taint.'  We got rid of it."

	"I know it sounds bad, but..." Dan shivered.  "This is much nicer."

	"Good," I replied, "Because she's a target.  She likes her sex -- and
she's going to want you to provide some."

	"Well," Dan allowed, "She's gone from scary to exotic, at least --
but I don't see her wanting anything from a fat old honu like me."

	"Well, we'll see if we can make you look less like a turtle, then," I
promised, thanking the AI for the translation.  As it turned out, it wasn't
that hard for either of them, from a projection point of view.  Once the
three of us were agreed on changes, I said, "Okay, then.  I'm pulling in the
Indian woman, Fulmala, and we'll all go to Medical together."  About that
time, Carol showed up to collect her girls, confirming her projected looks
for the Kapahus.  I handled Fulmala more or less on the run, "Would you like
to go with the others?"

	"Can I?" she asked meekly.

	"You can."

	"Please?"

	Carol took charge of the Kapahu boys and Fulmala's six-year-old and I
set up the call to the Major.  The first thing I did was to throw up the
projections -- and I stuck the Major in there so he would realize that the
Kapahus were both taller than he was.

	"Impressive," the Major limited himself to that descriptive.  Eyeing
the trio, he said, "If you bring anything near to what Myra and Carol have
brought to the table, I'll accept you.  Daniel, you're here to help corral
the harem -- I don't know if I can handle four women who actually WANT sex.
Myra has the lead position in the household, but you may end up outside that
chain of command -- I haven't decided yet.  I'm assuming that you two like
your sex..."

	Fulmala blushed almost purple, but nodded; Winona limited herself to
"Yes."

	"I hope being an ugly old white man isn't a turn-off..." the Major
muttered.  Both women dutifully shook their heads no.  "Then I'll see the
three of you in the morning for our face to face meeting.  Myra and Carol
have the kids; I leave you in Vera's capable hands."

	I closed the call and led the trio to Medical.  On the way, though, I
had to ask, "Do either of you really not like sex or have any objection to,
uh, Earl, based on his age or race?  He's very sensitive about women who see
having sex with him as something odious that they have to do..."

	Fulmala took an interest in the corridor floor and blushed.  "I like
white men."

	"He has an air about him," Winona offered.  "Very masculine -- very
powerful.  I've only been with my ipo, but..."  She eyed Dan sidelong.

	"You said it yourself, my kole -- we have no choice but to share one
another," Dan replied.

	Winona caressed his cheek.  "I'm sure it will be... very enjoyable...
Besides, I only have one man to deal with..."  Dan looked away, embarrassed.

	At Medical, I waited until everyone was in a tube to make one final
adjustment; Dan had one appendage that didn't measure up to his otherwise
Herculean frame, so I had his cock sized up to within a millimeter or two of
the Major's.