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Bootlegged Dreamgirls-Read me
by 2squirty
Dear Reader: I managed to sneak past all RollerŐs female guards and
slip into his private vault, where he keeps all his Naughty Naked
Dreamgirls stories. Here they are for you to read today.
(Please donŐt tell Donna Rice I sent you these. She might get all hot
and bothered and go commit adultery again. ThatŐs why she started
ŇEnough is Enough!Ó to stop herself from having so much adultery. But you
never know, seeing these stories might get her excited and she might go
out and ruin more young childrenŐs lives by stealing their daddy.)
As a public service, I have attempted to outline the history of
RollerŐs writings, as revealed by my studies within his vault. I present
this copy here to you today.
Chambers of Love - Written August 1994 - finished copy. Inspired by
Donna RiceŐs affair with Gary Hart.
Liquid Pleasures - Published (small press, print) late 80Ős, in RollerŐs zine
Naughty Lingerie. Inspired by Bill ClintonŐs womanizing.
Watermelon Moon - Published (small press, print) late 80Ős, in RollerŐs
zine Naughty Naked Dreamgirls (?). Written for Red Stripe Books, editor
wanted Ňno bondage.Ó Manuscript rejected. Red Stripe Books has long
since gone bankrupt and its editor is (presumably) taking his meals at
Catholic Relief.
A Mansion for Masochists - Published (small press, print) late 80Ős, in
RollerŐs zine Naughty Naked Dreamgirls. First ŇlongÓ manuscript he ever
wrote.
Love Child (draft) - Chambers II, continues the Chambers of Love story.
Inspired by the Reverend Jimmy SwaggartŐs affairs with prostitutes.
Bondage Bliss - Originally published in one of RollerŐs zines. Inspired by
Al GoreŐs felonies raising funds for Bill ClintonŐs re-election.
A Party for Perversion - First half was published in one of RollerŐs zines.
Inspired by Hillary ClintonŐs nosing into all those FBI files.
Desire Isle (draft) - Early 90Ős manuscript.
Bottoms in Bondage (draft) - First part was the Intermission in UsenetŐs
Chambers of Love.
Office Slave (draft) - descriptive, working title. Early 90Ős manuscript.
Las Vegas Lust (draft) - Early 90Ős manuscript.
Erotic Estate (draft) - Early 90Ős manuscript.
Erotic Stories (drafts) - Various Ňone iconÓ short stories
The Fading Universe (draft) - Written August 1985. First half published in
mid 80Ős, again in early 90Ős. Re-written in various places May 1995 for
Usenet.
Permanent Perigee - Written early 80Ős, published late 80Ős.
DisŐs Sojourn - Written, published late 80Ős.
There and Not Back Again - Sci-fi story blended with porno story. Written
Spring 1995.
Purpose Shall Be the Firmer, All Life Needs Life to Live (poems) - Written
early 80Ős, published late 80Ős and 1995.
Toilet Troubles - RollerŐs greatest work. Unfortunately it fell into his
toilet and got flushed with the rest of his shit.
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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.