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                                    holy joe gets married


         For what itÕs worth, after 40 years IÕve finally gotten married.  In 
fact, I married Claire Cass!  But itÕs not what you think.  What has 
happened is that over the past year IÕve become addicted to Claire Cass.  
Her photo layouts, I mean.  These are old photo layouts that she did several 
years ago in the British publication Mayfair.  A few of these layouts were 
later reprinted in American magazines:  an issue of Oui, an issue of Club 
Confidential, and Tight.  I have both the Mayfair issues and the American 
versions.  The Americans chose slightly different photos of Claire, but 
they are from the same layouts as Mayfair published.  So on one given day 
of shooting, for one layout, a whole slew of photos of Claire were made, 
only some of which Mayfair printed.  Us yanks picked up some of the rest.
         Claire was such a popular Mayfair model that they ran her in every 
issue of Mayfair for an entire year.  My favorite layouts of Claire are:

         Claire the Art Student - these are wonderfully childlike photos of 
Claire coloring with crayons, losing her panties as she colors, and finally 
assuming various positions buck naked, with just her tennis shoes on.
         
         Claire the Air Hostess -  more photos of Claire, almost as childlike.  
She begins the photo layout immaculately dressed as a stewardess.  She 
ends it naked, as usual, wearing just black stockings.

         Claire the Cookie Girl - This layout was unfortunately taken near the 
end of the series, when Claire is 19 instead of 18.  She no longer looks 12 
but instead like someoneÕs older sister:  a 19-year-old sister, in fact.  But 
there is a wonderful pose of her from this layout in Tight magazine -- 
bent way over.  You can see right up her butthole as she waits, apparently, 
to be fucked up the ass!  (The photographer helped out a little by reaching 
down and spreading the cheeks of ClaireÕs ass with his finger!)

         Claire the FarmerÕs daughter - Unlike the layouts mentioned above, 
Claire is wearing some makeup in this layout.  Too bad.  She looks cool but 
not like a cute little girl.  Still, the photo of her lying naked on straw is 
priceless.

         Unfortunately in at least half the layouts Claire is wearing makeup.  
Sometimes a lot of makeup.  This not only ruins her 12-year-old girl 
image, it makes her look like a slut.  Personally, I do not like the various 
Claire the Slut layouts (Claire the Hooker, Claire the Rubber Fetishist, 
etc.)  They are a waste of what is otherwise one of the youngest-looking 
normal-sized 18-year-old girls to ever pose in a menÕs magazine.

         I bought all the Mayfair issues with Claire in them I could find, 
except one, which shows her grinning as she shoots champagne in the air.  
It was just one photo, similar to another photo in another issue, so I put 
the magazine back.  ItÕs too bad because now I can never get it.  Mayfair 
isnÕt even sold at Tower Books anymore, for some reason.  But what is 
really strange is how my interest in Mayfair plummeted after Claire Cass 
stopped appearing.  I lost all interest in the magazine once the publisher 
stopped putting Claire in it.
         And now I havenÕt only quit buying Mayfair (not that itÕs currently 
available, like I said) but I donÕt have much interest in other porn 
magazines.  Sure, I still get some, but they are just of passing interest to 
me.  Whenever I write one of my stories I absolutely must have photos of 
Claire there with me.  I canÕt write without them.  I might prop up some 
additional magazine for inspiration, featuring some other girl, but Claire 
MUST be there!  Which is why I feel IÕm now married to her.
         What should I do?  Should I be happy that IÕm now married to a 
magazine model?  One good thing is that, in my photos that I have of her, 
sheÕll always be 18 going on 12.  The real Claire is older now.  Like I said, 
by the time she stopped appearing in Mayfair she looked like someoneÕs 
19-year-old big sister.  You know, the kind that comes over to babysit you 
and then tells you what to do and stuff.  No longer is she the seemingly 
fun-loving 12-year-old without her panties.  And that was several years 
ago.  Now sheÕs probably 21-years-old or something-- ready for the old 
folksÕ home, as far as IÕm concerned.
         Oh, well.  Beware of looking at porno magazines.  You might not grow 
hair on your palms (not much, anyway) but you might fall in love with a 
girl in a photo layout.  Then what will you do, knowing that even if you met 
the girl in person she would soon be too old for you, leaving you to lust 
after lifeless pictures?

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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.