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                                               Scared Sinful!

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                                        Andrew Roller Presents
                                   NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS
                                                       in 
                                              NIGHT VISITOR


(text of story)

------------------- SPECIAL REPORT ! -----------------

                   F.B.I. ÒcrashesÓ under porn overload !

         Washington - Matt Sludge here.  Today I visited F.B.I. headquarters 
and learned an important fact.  F.B.I. agents around the country have been 
suffering from Òporn overload.Ó
         ÒWeÕre burnt out,Ó one agent told me.  ÒYou never know what 
someone might be up to.  So of course we have to read all the porn on the 
Net.  We donÕt just look at the pictures.  We have to read all the stories 
too.Ó
         ÒWe need more agents!Ó an agent yelled.  ÒAt least 10,000 more!Ó
         ÒThere goes the money for extra prisons,Ó another agent lamented.
         An agent sitting at his computer was heard to mutter, ÒReading, 
reading, reading.  If IÕd known IÕd have to do this much reading, I never 
would have graduated from the eighth grade.Ó
         Recently, one agent reported for work wearing beads and sandals, 
with flowers in his hair.  He was fired immediately.
         ÒThatÕs my greatest worry,Ó an Agent-in-Charge told me.  ÒAfter all, 
you are what you read.  And all day my people are reading this.Ó  He pointed 
to his computer.  ÒThe next thing you know one of them might come out for 
free love, or gays in the military!Ó

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