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               Attention Members of United Congregational Church


         The F.B.I. is now enlisting patriotic, God-fearing Americans in its 
Enhanced Carnivore program.  This allows moral Americans to help our 
government root out perversion and deviancy on the Internet.
         HereÕs how you can help:
         First, go to the web site I have created for us to register with the 
F.B.I.  This web site is located at:  
http://home.earthlink.net/~roller666/index.html.  (The site is disguised 
so perverts on the Internet wonÕt know what weÕre up to.)
         By clicking on this site, you are now a registered ÒHelper AgentÓ of 
the F.B.I.  This gives you permission to go and find all the gay sex, kiddie 
porn, and other such material as you can.  Download it and look at it as 
much as you like, as much as your new ÒjobÓ requires.  The F.B.I. knows you 
are not a pervert.  You are helping them to clean up the Internet.
         Please keep all the material you find on your hard disk.  I will be 
contacting you at a later date on how you can turn this sick filth over to 
the F.B.I.  If you feel worried that you might get in trouble, call our local 
police and inform them that you are helping the F.B.I. collect up all the 
kiddie porn and other deviant material on the Internet.  If youÕre not sure 
what to say, follow this script:
         ÒHello, may I please speak with a police officer?  Yes, officer 
(blank), I am calling to give you my name and address.  Please donÕt arrest 
me for looking at kiddie porn on the Internet.Ó  Invite the officer to come 
to your home and review your efforts, so that you can ensure yourself that 
you are in full compliance with all aspects of the F.B.I.Õs search for 
perverts and pervert material.  We would not want to violate anyoneÕs 
rights as we do this.  Everything must be kept on the Ôup and upÕ or the 
perps will walk.
         Thank you for helping me with this patriotic effort.  Remember, 
simply by clicking on the web site 
http://home.earthlink.net/~roller666/index.html
you can now roam the Internet freely, safe in the knowledge that the 
police or F.B.I. wonÕt arrest you.  Find all the porn you can.  Dig it out 
wherever it is, and inspect it.  If itÕs illegal, make sure you download it 
and save it.  Sometimes perps pass stuff around and then erase it.  We 
must not let them get away with that!
         See you in church next Sunday, when I will further explain this new 
effort.

         Very Sincerely Yours,

         Reverend Throttle

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