I am still grieving over the collapse of the World Trade Center 
towers.  In those two big towers there must have been at least one pervert 
like me, his apartment stuffed with porn.  Think of all the pornography 
that was lost!  Playboy, especially the older magazines, which are much 
better than the newer ones.  Penthouse (well, no loss there).  Tight, with 
its girls who look 12, even though theyŐre 18.  Barely Legal, especially the 
movie reviews, with the pacifier rating system.  Books featuring naked 
little girls who are 8 or 9 or 10, by David Hamilton.  Truly, the loss is 
incalculable!
         I am taking up a collection to try to help the survivors.  If you will 
send me your porn, I promise to only masturbate over it for a few days and 
then send it directly to New York.  People are sending food and clothes and 
money and blood, but what guy doesnŐt need a good jack?  Especially if he 
can get hold of naked little girls?
         Your support in this project will be most appreciated, first by me 
and then by many others.  God bless America!