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Issue No. 55
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Desire Isle
Chapter Three
The man rose. The woman sat unmoving. Beyond Melanie cried out
her first orgasm, sounding very much like she had when the crop was
brought to her bottom in the storm. Kimberly too moaned out, and
Gwendolyn. The woman watched the prick of the man as he lifted it to the
level of her eyes and gazed down at her, crop in hand. "Get on the bench,"
the man said, and seized her long mane of hair. The woman could not hope
for deliverance any longer. She twisted her face in dismay as roughly, but
not too rough, just enough to ensure compliance, the man made her kneel
upon the bench. "Dip," the man instructed. His hand came to the small of
her back, pressing down.
Melanie rode her stallion with abandon. She lifted her hands and
clapped them over her ears as she heard the woman behind her mew out
final protestations. She did not want to hear the sound she knew must
follow.
CRACK! somehow the sound of the crop penetrated Melanie's ears all
the same. She rode harder, faster, bouncing upon David, as if trying to
exorcise the pain she herself had felt not so long ago under the crop.
Beyond Kimberly, as a child at play, a spoiled child, moaned out her
succulent spendings. David grunted and groaned beneath Melanie, as if
almost protesting her sudden vigor.
CRACK! and CRACK! and CRACK! came the crop, and four more times,
and seemingly countless times after that. Melanie seemed driven by the
sound of the crop. She dropped her hands from her ears and replaced them
on David's shoulders. Harder, and harder she rode, as if each strike of the
crop were driving into her own bottom. She was a horse, a pony, a
beautiful sorrel, and she was being made to work by her master. Work
until she dropped from exhaustion.
Some time later David dismounted a bleary eyed Melanie from her.
The boy seemed haggard, spent, but Melanie cared not. Her little pussy
felt warm and satisfied. Again, so soon after the encounter in the limo.
She felt especially good this time, though, and knew the crop had done it.
Normally such a thing would have frightened her, but somehow, having
taken it earlier herself, it only served to spur her on in this encounter.
Frankly, she thought, she felt better tonight than she ever had with any
other boy. And despite David's loveliness, he was no better than some
others she had had. Melanie knew why her pussy seemed to pulse with
utter satiation. She gazed down at it, touched a finger to the semen
oozing out. The crop, yes, that wicked implement had done it. She looked
up and across at the sobbing woman on the opposite bench. Her bottom
was striped with red. "Your pain," Melanie thought, feeling very wicked.
"Your pain, lady, made my night!"
Chapter Four
Kimberly walked hand in hand from the sauna with Gwendolyn. The
girl seemed smug, lost in a regal reverie, Melanie thought. And no wonder.
The girl had now seen two older females lashed by the whip, yet her own
bottom remained untouched. Kimberly's hips seemed to squirm lewdly,
swaying salaciously as she walked. The bare derriere of Gwendolyn
walked beside hers, also untouched. Melanie felt a strong desire to take a
crop to the bare rumps of both females. Walking lock step with David,
closer than Gwendolyn and Kimberly were to each other, she skittered her
hand over David's bare bottom. He gazed down at her, and smiled. He knew
not that she was cooking plans to scorch him with the crop.
Melanie knew she should leave Gwendolyn's chateau, but she feared
raising such a subject might produce another crop, one not controlled by
her. Reluctantly she realized she must stay, not only because she hadn't
the faintest idea where she was (and no phone seemed in evidence), but
because she hoped by staying she might revenge herself on her companions.
She longed to see their bottoms squirm beneath the crop as hers had done.
"Two wrongs don't make a right," drifted into the back of her mind, but it
was at once dismissed by the phrase following directly on its heels, "An
eye for an eye."
A few footsteps later Gwendolyn presented her companions with a
shower stall. It was just large enough for all four of them to fit. Melanie
still held Kimberly's riding crop in her hand, but judged the moment not
right to use it. One swish from her and, no doubt, David, beautiful lap dog
of Gwendolyn, would be on her in a flash. Discreetly Melanie passed a hand
over her bottom. It was still sore, and tender. At the least she must wait
until her bottom was better, lest she lose the contest with her foes and
wind up being the recipient of a lashing rather than the deliverer. Her
poor bottom could stand no more tonight.
Suddenly Melanie was hit with a spray of cold water, right on her
heinie, as it turned out. A general squeal arose from the foursome as all
of them got splashed with some portion of the shower stream, just
released by Gwendolyn. Melanie spun about to see Gwendolyn's hand still
on the knob that had turned on the shower.
"Auugh! Turn on the hot water," Melanie pleaded. Her hands rubbed
her bottom where the pin pricks of the shower water had stung her.
"There isn't any," Gwendolyn laughed of the hot water. "This shower
is only equipped with cold!" Melanie, and even Kimberly, made to get out
of the infernal cubicle with its harsh stream of icicles, but David blocked
their way. He had evidently been in the shower before, and stood
resolutely with the spray hitting his upper chest, running down his
stomach to drip off the end of his cock.
Gwendolyn danced under the devilish spray and splashed water onto
Kimberly. The little brunette got into the spirit of the act and splashed
back, her body slowly acclimating itself to the chilly water. Finally
Melanie too could bear the stream, and even felt her skin beginning to like
it. The cold was a welcome contrast after the heat of the sauna. David
began to rub her back with his hand, massaging it. A minute later and the
water was off again, and all four of them stepped out, dripping wet.
Gwendolyn folded back a latticed wood closet door and drew forth fluffy
colored towels. They dried each other, even Melanie losing some of her
inhibitions as she towelled down her companions, and was rubbed dry in
turn. Melanie felt frisky as she worked to remove the chilled water from
her acquaintances, and felt a glow come over her as they simultaneously
wiped off her. Melanie had to drop her crop to dry her companions, but
managed to pick it back up afterward before Kimberly could take notice of
it.
Kimberly seemed entranced with Gwendolyn. Melanie had never
known the girl to harbor lesbian intentions, and still doubted that she did.
In fact, she found it hard to imagine that Gwendolyn could be a lessie.
More likely, they had found each other's company so exhilarating in the
sauna that they simply did what came naturally to any two people in such
warm, intimate surroundings. Females were, after all, always more open
about pleasure and tenderness than men, sharing intimacies for them was
not necessarily a matter of declaring oneself to be gay.
Melanie was, perhaps wisely, given a bedroom of her own by
Gwendolyn. Had she been bedded with Kimberly the two would no doubt
have fallen quite quickly into a fight. Gwendolyn bid Melanie goodnight,
Kimberly by her side, grinning like a smug Cheshire cat. Melanie avoided
Kimberly's eyes as much as she could. She would pretend she was
downcast and humiliated until the moment when she could strike.
They stood in the doorway to Melanie's new bedroom, Melanie just
inside, David and Gwendolyn and Kimberly in the hall. "May I have my crop
back, ma'am?" Kimberly asked Gwendolyn. "Melanie took it from me in the
sauna." Melanie put up no resistance, she let Gwendolyn draw the crop
from her fist as she kept her eyes drooping toward her feet. "Thank you,
ma'am," Kimberly gushed affectionately. The little minx! Melanie would
teach her to thank a sadomasochistic vixen like Gwendolyn! Deep down
Melanie was certain that Kimberly would eventually be made a victim
herself, just like she had been.
Just in time for finals itÕs...
UCC 2-207
No code provision of the Uniform Commercial Code strikes terror
into the heart of a law student as deeply as UCC 2-207. However, it is no
match for the mind of holy joe.
What is UCC 2-207 about? It is about the Acceptance. (As in, offer
and acceptance.) More importantly, it is about ADDITIONAL terms in the
acceptance. With that in mind, let us proceed:
Bill Clinton says to Paula Jones: ÒI want a blow job.Ó (This is the
offer.)
Now we proceed to the language of UCC 2-207. Paula Jones is going
to accept Bill ClintonÕs offer. But she is going to put additional terms
into her acceptance.
Paula Jones: ÒIÕll give you a blow job if you wear a condom.Ó (She
accepts, but she inserts an additional term. She is proposing that Bill
Clinton wear a condom. Let us quote exactly from the pertinent UCC 2-
207 language: Ò(1) A definite and seasonable expression of
acceptance...operates as an acceptance EVEN THOUGH IT STATES TERMS
ADDITIONAL TO...those offered.Ó
Paragraph (1) continues with a second possibility: Paula might
reply, ÒIÕll give you a blow job, but ONLY if you wear a condom.Ó Let us
quote exactly the UCC verbiage on which this is based: Ò[The acceptance
operates as an acceptance despite proposing additional terms] UNLESS
acceptance is EXPRESSLY made CONDITIONAL on assent to the
additional...terms.Ó
So we have two possible replies by Paula: ÒIÕll give you a blow job
if you wear a condom.Ó or ÒIÕll give you a blow job, but ONLY if you wear a
condom.Ó I think you can tell the difference between those two
acceptances. In the first, Paula is nicely saying, ÒYes, honey, IÕll give you
a blow job if you wear a condom.Ó And in the second she is saying, ÒYou
sleazy governor, youÕll never get that VD laced cock of yours in my mouth
UNLESS you first put on a condom.Ó This is all UCC 2-207 (1) is saying. It
lays out the ÔniceÕ acceptance, and the Ôno fucking way UNLESSÕ
acceptance.
Now, forget about the Ôno fucking way UNLESSÕ acceptance. There is
nothing further in UCC 2-207 dealing with that mean-spirited sort of
acceptance. What we are going to deal with in UCC 2-207 (2) is the ÔniceÕ
acceptance. Ready?
What happens to PaulaÕs additional terms? Well, between merchants
(which is all weÕre going to worry about) her additional terms become part
of the contract. This is what UCC 2-207 (2) states. Of course, since the
UCC was written by lawyers, they had to add three exceptions. So now we
will deal with these.
UCC 2-207 (2) (a) Òexpressly limits acceptance to the terms of the
offer.Ó What is Bill ClintonÕs offer? Well, under UCC 2-207 (2) (a) it is
this: ÒI want a blow job, and IÕm not wearing any damn condom, so donÕt
even ask.Ó So under UCC 2-207 (2) (a) PaulaÕs acceptance operates as an
acceptance, but the additional terms (that Bill wear a condom) are not
included in their deal. Bill gets his dick sucked Ôraw,Õ without any condom
on it.
Now letÕs look at UCC 2-207 (2) (b). Here, we deal with PaulaÕs
acceptance. Let us assume that BillÕs wearing of a condom would
Òmaterially alterÓ their contract. Paula replies: ÒIÕll give you a blow job
if you wear a condom.Ó And, of course, Bill replies, ÒA condom?! That
would change the whole feeling!Ó So under UCC 2-207 (2) (b) PaulaÕs
acceptance operates as an acceptance, but the additional terms (that Bill
wear a condom) are not included in their deal. Bill gets his dick sucked
Ôraw,Õ without any condom on it.
Now letÕs look at UCC 2-207 (2) (c). Here, Paula accepts by saying,
ÒIÕll give you a blow job if you wear a condom.Ó And she gets out a
condom. And Bill replies, ÒHey, donÕt put that condom on me!Ó In the
language of UCC 2-207 (2) (c), Ònotification of objection to them (PaulaÕs
additional terms)... is given within a reasonable time.Ó (In merchant
terms, I accept by sending you a form into which IÕve put additional terms.
Seeing the terms, you call me up and say, ÔHey, what are these fucking
additional terms doing in our contract?Õ In which case, the additional
terms are not included in our contract.) Hence, in our sex story, under UCC
2-207 (2) (c) PaulaÕs acceptance operates as an acceptance, but the
additional terms (that Bill wear a condom) are not included in their deal.
(Because Bill objects in a timely manner.) Bill gets his dick sucked Ôraw,Õ
without any condom on it.
What is UCC 2-207 (3) about? HereÕs my summary: 1. Conduct O.K.
2. Any writing? Use only terms that agree.
LetÕs cite the UCC 2-207 (3) ÔconductÕ language: ÒConduct by both
parties which recognizes the existence of a contract is sufficient to
establish a contact.Ó
Now letÕs cite the UCC 2-207 (3) ÔagreeÕ language: ÒIn such case
(where the writings are insufficient to establish a contract BUT conduct
is present) ...the particular contract consist of those terms on which the
writings of the parties agree.Ó Plus, of course, any terms that were
additional (like the condom) that got incorporated into the contract under
UCC 2-207 (1) and UCC 2-207 (2).
So, letÕs summarize: WeÕre dealing with an acceptance that has
additional terms in it. Things would be great if Paula had just said,
ÒOkay, IÕll give you a blow job.Ó In that case her acceptance would have no
additional terms in it. Bill asks for a blow job, she agrees to give him
one. But since Paula is a woman, and women love to play mind games,
Paula accepts but inserts additional terms. UCC 2-207 (1) deals with two
types of Ôadditional termÕ acceptances. The ÔYes, but please put on a
condom.Õ acceptance. Or, alternatively, the ÔNo fucking way unless you put
on a condomÕ acceptance.
Then UCC 2-207 (2) concentrates on the ÔYes, but please put on a
condom.Õ acceptance. Remember, with the ÔniceÕ acceptance, Bill WILL put
on a condom unless we find an exception in UCC 2-207 (a), (b), or (c).
In UCC 2-207 (2) (a) Bill, in his offer, tells Paula, ÒAnd, by the way,
donÕt even ask me to put on a condom. I wonÕt.Ó He is expressly limiting
her acceptance to HIS terms. (The terms in his offer, which is ÔI want a
blow job but no fucking way will I ever put on a condom, so donÕt even
ask.Õ) Hence, in UCC 2-207 (2) (a), PaulaÕs acceptance which proposes Bill
wear a condom closes the deal, but since Bill expressly limited PaulaÕs
acceptance to his terms, Bill doesnÕt wear a condom. He just gets his cock
sucked raw, like every man wants.
In UCC 2-207 (2) (b) we entertain the notion that putting on a
condom would materially alter the contract, such that Bill refuses to put
on the condom, and is justified in doing so, because every man knows
getting a blow job with a condom on isnÕt nearly as good as feeling PaulaÕs
wet lips suckling his cock directly. Hence, in UCC 2-207 (2) (b), PaulaÕs
acceptance which proposes Bill wear a condom closes the deal, but since
wearing a condom would materially alter the transaction, Bill doesnÕt
wear a condom. He just gets his cock sucked raw, like every man wants.
What if we entertained the notion, in UCC 2-207 (2) (b), that BillÕs
wearing a condom wouldnÕt materially alter their transaction? Then
PaulaÕs additional terms (that Bill wear a condom) do not get thrown out
of the deal. Bill puts on a condom, and then Paula sucks his cock.
In UCC 2-207 (2) (c) Paula proposes that Bill wear a condom, but he
objects. The deal goes forward, Paula sucks his cock, but Bill doesnÕt have
to wear a condom. PaulaÕs additional terms simply get tossed out.
LetÕs review once more. What kind of offer might Bill make? He
might simply ask to have his cock sucked, or he might say he wants his
cock sucked BUT there is no damn way heÕs going to wear a condom.
WhatÕs the lesson for the businessman? When you make an offer, make
sure it is Ôironclad.Õ Make acceptance expressly conditional to YOUR
terms. DonÕt let Paula sneak in any additional terms because, buddy, under
UCC 2-207 her terms are going to become part of YOUR contract with her.
You are going to wind up wearing a damn condom, and no man wants that.
Of course, we have women in our audience. How might you accept,
ladies? You might agree to suck BillÕs cock if he wears a condom, or ONLY
if he wears a condom. Knowing Bill Clinton, youÕd better make sure he
puts a condom on. In the business world, make sure you state (Under UCC
2-207 (1)) that your acceptance will only be effective if Bill expressly
agrees to YOUR terms. Get that condom on, sir, or a lady like me will not
accept.
But you ladies are sneaky, arenÕt you? YouÕd prefer to sneak your
terms into the deal and not have the man notice until itÕs too late. Well,
under UCC 2-207 (2) (b) your terms WILL become part of the contract,
ladies, unless they materially alter it. So, hopefully your changes to BillÕs
offer (in your acceptance) do not materially alter the deal. That way you
can get that condom slipped on. Otherwise youÕre in for sucking raw cock.
In the business world, donÕt stick in all kinds of terms in your acceptance
to the extent that you materially alter the deal. Otherwise, youÕre going
to be sucking raw cock.
In UCC 2-207 (2) (c) Paula tries to get Bill to wear a condom, but he
sees it coming and objects. In which case, Paula winds up sucking raw
cock. So the master really is master of his offer, isnÕt he? All he need do
is know what heÕs asking for (the offer) and make damn sure the
acceptance form that you ladies send back to him doesnÕt have any
additional terms in it. That way you get a deal, men, on your terms. In the
business world, know what your offer is. Read that goddamn acceptance
when Paula sends it back to you. And if you see an additional term in
there, OBJECT! That way you get the luscious feeling of having her suck
your raw cock.
In UCC 2-207 (3) we are dealing with a different sort of beast.
Here, we walk into the room and the people are already getting it on.
ThereÕs no contract, but thereÕs ole Bill with his dick in PaulaÕs mouth. Is
Bill wearing a condom? Then thatÕs in the contract. Is Bill not wearing a
condom? Then THAT is what is in the contract. ItÕs sort of like the
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. We are about to open the door to Bill
and PaulaÕs room, but we wonÕt know whether Bill has a condom on or not
until we actually open the door.
In this way we see that if you want to understand the Law, you need
only be a pervert. (Which is why all the self-righteous assholes in law
school wind up as prosecutors practising criminal law. They donÕt
understand this high class stuff!)
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