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PERPLY BUYS PLAYBOY!
As you know, Perply selected Fuck DecencyÕs ÒGirl of the Year.Ó
SheÕs 8-years-old. However, after many months of being interested ONLY
in little girls, Perply has at last gone to Tower Books and purchased an
actual MenÕs magazine, featuring nude women!
I want to thank Hugh Hefner for helping to reform my friend Perply.
ItÕs been sort of embarrassing when I go places with him. I mean, weÕre
walking along, and heÕs staring at all the little girls! At least now, when I
take Perply to the mall, he brings along the February 1999 Playboy and
keeps his eyes on that instead.
We were in this pet store. (Admittedly, not the best place to be if
youÕre trying to keep your friend from looking at little girls.) Perply was
standing there, in the middle of the store, ÒreadingÓ his Playboy. A woman
came up to him and said,
ÒWhat in GodÕs name are you doing, looking at that Playboy?Ó
I tried to explain.
ÒYou donÕt understand, maÕam,Ó I told her, as Perply unfolded the
Playboy centerfold. ÒIf he wasnÕt looking at Playboy, heÕd be looking at
little girls!Ó
Now, admittedly, the February 1999 Playboy does not exactly feature
the oldest Playmate that Playboy has ever shown. Indeed, one could
accidentally mistake her for a 12-year-old with nice bosoms. But, I
figure, IÕd rather have Perply drooling over a 20-year-old, who looks 12,
than an 8-year-old. WouldnÕt you?
Please, Mr. Hefner. DonÕt let Perply stray from the straight and
narrow. Someday heÕs going to get bored with PlayboyÕs February 1999
Playmate of the Month. HeÕll go back to looking at little girls. We canÕt
allow that. Please keep on featuring 12-year-old-type Playboy Playmates,
to protect our precious children from the wandering eyes of Perply.
Another magazine thatÕs available, and helping grown men like
Perply to keep their eyes off 8-year-old girls, is Barely Legal.
Specifically, the February 1999 Barely Legal. I havenÕt shown Perply this
issue yet. But as soon as he gets bored with Playboy, I will. After all,
next monthÕs Playboy might feature a 21-year-old, and Perply might not
like her. So IÕve got this Barely Legal in reserve, ready to save Perply
from the sin of looking at little girls!
In this February 1999 issue of Barely Legal there is a young blonde.
Her name is Alice. Her pictorial starts on page 4.
God, what a pictorial! Alice slips out of her white bra and panties
and poses on a bed. In the back ground, one sees, arrayed on a bureau, a
collection of lipstick, oil, and lotion. As Alice spreads the cheeks of her
ass and looks back over her shoulder, wondering why youÕre taking your
belt out of your trousers, one is reminded of the book Emily, where it is
written:
ÒThe bed had black rails... The coverlet was white... [Nearby] was a
dressing table, busy with perfume phials and flasks of scented oil and
pots of cream.Ó (Page 81).
(The oil, incidentally, is for wetting the manÕs penis, and the girlÕs
behind. The pots of cream are to soothe her bottom after sheÕs whipped.)
Yes, Barely LegalÕs Alice is quite a treat. She has sumptuous, heavy
breasts. TheyÕre capped with big, rosy-red nipples. She has a gorgeous,
spank-able bottom. Best of all, her charms are loaded onto a small body.
The ratio between her body and her assets is quite desirable. Frankly, she
looks like she was made to be fucked. Perhaps she can do mathematics
and conjugate verbs as well, but who cares? She looks especially lovely
on page 8, where she poses in just her little white socks, with a nervous
expression on her face.
Not content with having published an outstanding issue, Larry Flynt
has decided to compete with Hugh Hefner. He wants to help protect our
children too.
Today I got in the mail Barely Legal, the March 1999 issue. I havenÕt
shown it to Perply yet. But IÕm sure when he sees it, heÕll love it. In fact,
even though I consider myself a normal male, I ejaculated the minute I
took my subscription copy out of its envelope!
I have no idea whatÕs inside the March 1999 issue of Barely Legal.
The cover alone is worth the asking price. ItÕs what made me lose a half
gallon of sperm in my pants.
On the cover of the March 1999 issue of Barely Legal there is a girl.
She has long hair. This is always an immediate plus with me, since I
adore girls with long hair. She has a wholesome, cute face, and she looks
no older than 13. (Maybe even younger!) This girl has her back to the
camera. SheÕs naked, except for a pair of jeans. Most shocking of all,
somebody has yanked her jeans down to show off her bottom!
How I love this cherubic-faced girl! How delicious it is to see her
gazing at me. How coy she looks, peering at me over her shoulder. And
how wonderful her bottom is -- the perfect place for both my hand and my
dick! (Not to mention my belt, my ruler, and whatever the local bondage
store sells.)
Speaking of bondage, I used to try looking at bondage magazines.
They all sucked. However this month at Tower Books I found some
excellent magazines. All of the ones listed below have heavy, glossy
cardstock covers and are perfect bound. They are essentially large, high-
quality paperback books, with many photos.
Secret Magazine, No. 13, $15.95. Large magazine, many pages.
Secret Magazine, P.O. Box 1400, 1000 Brussels 1, BELGIUM.
Review: My favorite article in this issue is titled, ÒManual for
SlavesÓ. It is part two of an article that was apparently begun last issue.
Nonetheless, it is worth having, all by itself, even if you missed part one.
(As I did.)
The article focuses on male slaves. However, in perusing it, I was
struck by how easily it could be adapted to female slaves as well.
HereÕs a suggestion from the article:
ÒHave him play table tennis with you - he is stark naked with a
weight hanging from his balls or his cock. Make the match take awhile.Ó
(Page 101).
My own suggestion, modified for a female slave, would be this:
ÒPurchase two small bells, perhaps from a store that sells
Christmas ornaments. Tie thread to each bell and suspend them from your
slaveÕs nipples. Then play ping pong with her. Make the match take
awhile.
ÒNote: A good slave will lose to her master, so he can enjoy
spanking her.Ó
Believe it or not, the article also makes this suggestion:
ÒA slave... should anticipate the wishes of his Mistress. A slave
should help his Mistress. ...Accompanying her to the toilet, where his
tongue can serve as toilet paper.Ó (Page 102).
Another suggestion the article makes is this one:
ÒImagine the effect of a banana thrown into the toilet: your slave,
masked, must fish around in it with his hands and then smear everything
he finds there all over his face and body.Ó (Page 102).
There are many other suggestions made in this article, most of
which do not involve developing a close, intimate relationship with your
toilet. I highly recommend this article for anyone who has a lover in their
life who yearns to obey. Treat them to some of these games!
Next up is:
Stern, No. 2, $14.95. Large magazine, many pages. Stern Magazine,
P.O. Box 39016, 8901- 118 Ave., Edmonton AB, CANADA, T5B 4T8. E-mail:
stern@planet.eon.net Web: http://www.sternfetish.com
Review: The highlight of this magazine is a young, Nordic-type
blonde. She looks very cute dressed up in a dominatrix outfit. It is the
first dominatrix outfit IÕve ever seen that actually aroused me. The girl,
dressed in her outfit, combines both vulnerability and a Òtake chargeÓ
attitude. How sweet it is to see this luscious young thing, determined,
despite her slim figure and elfin looks, to make men behave!
The man who learns to obey is a big hunky guy. Now, please trust me
when I tell you this: I have no interest in seeing men fucked up the ass.
Yet this girl is so cute, and so thorough in the way she fucks this man,
that I ejaculated immediately! As a result, I havenÕt had a chance to study
this pictorial properly. But, based on my limited research, I give it a very
strong recommendation. (You wouldnÕt want me to spoil my enjoyment by
looking at it prematurely, would you?)
As it was written in a Playboy calendar years ago, under a beautiful
June Playmate: ÒThe question isnÕt whether the groom will miss the
wedding, but, rather, whether heÕll come too soon.Ó
What? YouÕve never dreamed of being fucked by a woman? Or even
by a young, beautiful Nordic-type girl? YouÕve never longed to clean a
toilet with your face? Well, thereÕs yet one more magazine to be
reviewed, and itÕs:
DOMiNA, No. 7, $19.00. Large magazine, many pages. Domina
Publishing, 305 Madison Avenue, Suite 1166, New York, NY 10165. Back
issues available for $25.00 each. Price includes postage. (Address in
England: 27 Old Gloucester Street, London WC1N 3XX.)
Review: What a great magazine! This magazine makes Larry FlyntÕs
TABOO look like itÕs published by a Sunday School boy.
On page 42 there is this pictorial: ÒThe Dominant Life of Mistress
i.Ó Fortunately, for all us red-blooded heterosexual males, Mistress i
likes dominating girls!
Check out this photo: Two girls with lovely big tits lie on the floor.
Their arms are behind their heads. Their nipples are stiff and their backs
are arched to let Mistress admire their bosoms. Mistress stands over
them, holding a sharp miniature saw. You can almost hear the buzz of the
rotating saw as Mistress decides which offending nipple to remove first.
On the next page, three girls are bending low before Mistress. As
they bow to her, she whips their bare, naked bodies, letting the whip fall
over their backs and deliver its scorching tip to their unprotected
bottoms. Observe the marks of the lash where the girls, weeping and
protesting their love for their Mistress, have been corrected.
In the next photo, two of the girls have been suited up as horses.
They kneel on the floor, their eyes closed, quietly proud of how Mistress
has chosen to use them as beasts of burden. Mistress sits behind them, on
a throne, wondering how many whip strokes sheÕll need to deliver to get
the two girls to pull her across the room.
On page 46 the two horsey-slaves must have failed at their task, for
we see them strung up from a gallows. They are, fortunately, strung up by
their wrists, not their necks, which allows them to live, and feel the
punishment Mistress intends for them.
However, Mistress is tired of having to punish her slaves. So she has
a third slave punish the two horsey-slaves. All three slaves are naked.
They bear the marks of the whip (even the slave wielding it), and one can
only hope these bad young girls learn to be more perfectly obedient in the
future.
God, how I love seeing these naked slaves! In two of the photos their
naked bodies are more beautiful than almost any flesh IÕve ever seen! They
are quite beautiful girls. But, in addition to that, the photography was
done in an especially artful way. It truly captures their loveliness. You
almost feel like youÕre seeing some of the photos in 3-D.
Now there is one thing I should point out. In none of these photos are
any of the girls harmed. If I actually thought the girls were being harmed,
or if they had appeared to have been harmed (whether harmed or not) I
would not be recommending these photos. Here at FUCK DECENCY we do not
recommend any activity we feel is harmful. Also, this is not a horror zine.
We have no intention of celebrating such things as photos of mutilation
(whether real or faked), death, etc. However it is interesting to see
photos that incorporate a sense of danger.
If you prefer to be dominated by women, and are a guy, then I
absolutely must mention this pictorial: ÒKingdom of the Dominant
WomenÓ. (Page 55). Here you will see mature women dominating men. I
didnÕt find it particularly interesting (it seems rather a re-play of what I
have to go through every day) but the photos are excellent.
See men chained on either side of a womanÕs throne. (Page 55).
See elegant women enjoy a casual game of pool, while standing on
top of naked men lying prone on the floor. (Page 56).
Witness a lovely dinner, attended by lovely ladies. ThereÕs no need
for chairs. Men in their underpants serve as furniture for the ladies to sit
on. (Page 57).
There are many other photos in this magazine. I would say that,
pound for pound, this is the best bondage magazine of the three. Whether
you lust to dominate men, or girls, DOMiNA is for you!
Last but not least, is this wonderful product:
Inside the Playboy Mansion, $50.00 A Playboy Book. Many pages,
many photos. Web: http://www.playboystore.com
Review: I donÕt have this book yet. However, I was perusing the
February 1999 Playboy and I happened upon page 36. There you will find an
ad for ÒInside the Playboy MansionÓ.
The ad alone is masturbation heaven. Luscious Playmates cavort in
the grotto, their legs temptingly spread. They shower together, their nude
white bottoms begging for attention. They lie by the pool and squirt each
otherÕs bare asses with sun tan lotion!
There are several ways to buy this book. Let me give you a way that
nets you a free Playboy magazine.
1. Call 1-800-423-9494. Or visit:
http://www1.playboy.com/catalog/
2. Ask for item: WD4015. (This is ÒInside the Playboy MansionÓ, the
book, for $50.00)
3. Now tell them the following: ÒIt says here in your catalog: Ôfree
A Playboy Newsstand Special Edition with your order of $50 or more! We
will select a Playboy Newsstand Special or back issue to send to you FREE
with a merchandise order of $50 or more.Ó
4. You may need to give them a ÒSource CodeÓ. If so, try this:
SOURCE = 01914.
According to the ad for this book, these words are engraved on the
front door of the Playboy Mansion: ÒIf you donÕt swing, donÕt ring.Ó I told
Perply about that slogan and asked him what he thought of it.
ÒItÕs pretty good,Ó Perply said. ÒHowever when I buy the Playboy
Mansion IÕm going to put up these words: ÔIf youÕre over 12, donÕt ring.ÕÓ
ÒPerply!Ó I said. ÒYou canÕt put that up. It doesnÕt rhyme!Ó
ÒNonetheless thatÕs what IÕm putting up,Ó Perply said. ÒDonÕt worry,
Joe. The girls will get older. Trust me on this. Do you think, once I have a
girl properly chained to my bed, that IÕm going to kick her out when she
turns 13?Ó
ÒI hope not,Ó I said. And I hoped he was just kidding. But donÕt
worry -- IÕll make sure Perply keeps getting regular doses of Barely Legal!
(And Playboy too!)
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 418
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Emily, the book, is a Victorian novel. My copy was published by Grove
Press. Apparently it is no longer available from Grove Press but is
(possibly) available from Blue Moon Books. If not, try Masquerade Books.
Both are publishers who are probably on the web, and perhaps are sold by
http://www.amazon.com. You might also try locating them by fooling
around with the ÒWho IsÓ registry at: http://rs.internic.net. Think up
words similar to what youÕre looking for, leave off the ÒwwwÓ, and add
ÒcomÓ. As in, for example: bluemoon.com