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PRAYER SAVED ME !
You can be saved too
Hello, I would like to take this chance to tell you how you can get
laid, and live with girls for the rest of your life. God created Eve, who
was created to be a Òhelp mateÓ for man. He did this so that you would
not have to spend your whole life jacking off. God did the hard part,
making Eve, all you have to do is hang around the playground and ask girls
to Ògo outÓ. Pray the following prayer to do this:
ÒGod, I have sinned. I am a total jackoff. I accept responsibility for
my jacking off and ask that you forgive me. I ask that you lead me to the
nearest playground, and help me talk to the girls there. I believe and
accept that you created Eve for me. You did not want me to spend my
whole life being a virgin, and a jackoff (like I am now). In your Holy name
I pray, hoping to get laid. Amen.Ó
If you prayed the prayer above and meant it with all your heart, let
me welcome you into the family of Men. Men are people who have actually
gotten laid, at least once in their lives. This means they are no longer
virgins and (hopefully) arenÕt jackoffs any more either.
Your eternal destiny as a non-virgin is now secured by Eve, who was
created by God. I encourage you to read books about sex so you can find
out how to keep girls happy. Please do not let them down. DonÕt go back to
being a jackoff.
To find out what Eve's desire is you must learn about sex, and you
will also have to learn how to hold onto your sperm for more than three
seconds. All this will need to be done in the coming days, now that you
have accepted GodÕs plan and taken Eve into your life. I also encourage you
to read Playboy, not to jack off, but to learn more about what makes girls
happy.
If you didn't pray the prayer above, I hope you will reconsider. Eve
gives many chances throughout a person's childhood to get laid, but you
must get to the playground and hang around there if you expect to meet any
girls! DonÕt wait until you are old. Then you will be a Òchild molesterÓ
and have to stay a virgin for the rest of your life, or fuck used women.
That is not a choice you want to have to face.
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 416
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
PassionÕs Playpen
Chapter Ten
ÒGet in the tub,Ó Gilda said to Kate. Ben entered and KateÕs face
looked up from the scalding hot water at her master. Her eyes were wide.
Her mouth opened into a pleading ÔOÕ of misgiving and she seemed to want
to ask Ben something.
ÒThe water,Ó Kate said. ÒItÕs too hot!Ó Gilda slipped the end of her
riding crop into the water and slowly stirred it to make the Mr. Bubble
fluid bloom into white froth.
ÒOf course itÕs hot, darling,Ó Gilda said to Kate. ÒAnd it will make
your welted bottom smart most distinctly. But your stay here isnÕt meant
to be a cake walk, Kate. YouÕre to be trained and tested. Do as your
master wishes. Step into the tub and sink your raw bottom down into the
water.Ó
ÒI- I canÕt!Ó Kate said. But even as she spoke, she lifted a foot and
tentatively touched the waterÕs surface with her toes. Then, finding the
water bearable for her foot at least, and mindful of GildaÕs crop, she sank
her foot and then her leg completely into the tub.
For a moment she stood there, straddling the side of the tub with
one leg in and one leg out. The steam from the water wafted up and
caressed her pussy. Then suddenly she remembered the boys. She felt
embarrassed to be so exposed in front of them and she quickly lifted her
other leg into the tub and stood with her thighs pressed tightly together.
She clapped a hand over her pussy to hide it. With her other hand she
lightly covered her bottom, to keep the steam off of it.
ÒSit,Ó Gilda told Kate. She flicked her riding crop up over KateÕs
shoulder and then pressed it down. Gradually, reaching out with both her
hands to the side of the tub, Kate began lowering her bottom.
ÒOooh! Oh, nooo! I cannnnÕt!Ó Kate shivered. But Gilda pressed down
harder with the crop, and Kate knew she couldnÕt disobey. With her master
watching she plunged her tushy into the boiling tub.
ÒEEEEEeeeek!Ó Kate shouted. At once she leapt up dripping wet from
the water. Her hands flew back over her ass and she rubbed it frantically.
ÒIt hurts! It hurts! It hurts!Ó Kate whined.
Gilda and Ben and both boys burst into laughter. Tears sprouted from
KateÕs eyes as she realized she was being turned into a ridiculous
spectacle. Yet, as her boobies shook and her thighs opened and closed
reflexively, showing her cunt to everyone as she tried to endure the awful
wet burning upon her bottom, she felt a strange sense of fulfillment. She
was dripping wet and GildaÕs hands had been wiped in her hair and she
could feel the sperm in her belly, yet she was somehow more female
because of it all. SheÕd brought this on herself, she knew. She wanted her
bosoms to be admired and she wanted her figure to be paid attention to,
and she didnÕt just want a simple, easy college boyfriend, she wanted a
man who would make demands of her, and expect her complete obedience.
And she wanted to be pampered and spoiled.
Sniffling, gazing at Ben for encouragement and then casting a quick,
guilty glance at both boys, their penises stemming at her with lust, she
dipped her bottom back into the tub. Quietly, biting her tongue so sheÕd
not scream, she let the steamy water engulf her. It was sooo hot! she
declared to herself. Yet somehow she survived. Soon she was playing
with the bubbles on the surface of the tub. The two frat boys stood
watching her with eager eyes. They were desperate to sink their balls and
cocks into the water with her. Yet they were denied. They had to stand
against the wall. Gilda smiled at Kate and took a bar of soap from atop
the nightstand and knelt down beside her, outside the tub. She interrupted
KateÕs playing and cupped KateÕs breasts and lifted them wet from the
water. Using the soap she began to wash them. Kate sighed. Ben watched
her. She saw that his crotch was uncomfortably large. She lifted her
palm and blew him a kiss.
After her bath Kate was laid out on a table in another room. It was
lit with candles and Gilda told Kate she would receive a massage here.
Both boys stood at the ready with flasks of scented oil. But only Gilda
would be permitted to touch Kate. The boys poured oil into her hands,
warmed in special heaters, and Gilda smoothed the oil over KateÕs body.
She began with Kate on her back, lying on a table with a fresh white sheet
fitted over it. Kate had a small pillow under her head for comfort, and
two more pillows elevated her pussy so that Gilda could pay it special
attention. Kate disliked having to lie with her bottom pressing against
the pillows. It was bad enough that it hurt her bottom, but even worse it
opened her completely to the two randy young men from the college. They
stood expectantly beside her, grinning down at her as Gilda gently rubbed
KateÕs tummy.
Kate sighed and drew in her breath. Her belly became hollow,
showing her ribs. Then she exhaled and her belly flattened and swelled a
little. She wondered how long it would be before somebody made her
pregnant. Would it happen here, at the Point? SheÕd not been too diligent
about her birth control. She looked at the two big cocks sticking across
her arched up hips and she wanted to finger herself and tease them with
her openness. But instead she lay quietly, letting Gilda rub her belly and
then, moving higher, play with her tits. KateÕs nipples were already hard
but they sprouted up even more as Gilda teased them with her fingers.
Then Gilda moved lower. She accepted more oil from the boys and began
rubbing it across KateÕs hips and through the soft mat of her pubic hair.
Between KateÕs legs Gilda found KateÕs spot and she made Kate moan with
pleasure. Simultaneously she explored the tight little hole of KateÕs
vagina. The maid entered and asked if anything was needed. Gilda smiled
and said all was fine. Kate flushed as she felt the maidÕs eyes upon her,
watching as Kate suffered an intrusion of GildaÕs fingers and responded
with quick little gasps.
Gilda did not massage KateÕs legs. Instead she made Kate roll over
onto her belly on the table, so that KateÕs bottom was offered. Gilda made
sure Kate spread her thighs. Gilda straightened KateÕs arms beside her
body on the table and then tied each of KateÕs wrists to the edge of the
table, which wasnÕt very wide. There was a ring embedded on either side
of the table. Gilda used each ring to bind KateÕs wrists. When she was
done Kate lay with her legs apart and her bottom upraised, her hands tied
down alongside her, out of the way, next to the pillows which supported
her hips. Kate felt the cheek of her face pressing against the little pillow
under her head. She sighed. Saliva pooled in her cheek and threatened to
spill onto her pillow. Shivering, Kate swallowed.
Gilda splashed warm oil directly onto KateÕs bottom so as not to
have to hurt it by rubbing it with her hands. After this, clasping KateÕs
asscheeks as gently as she could, but quite firmly, she spread Kate for all
the world to see.
ÒGrab that dildo over on the table and introduce it slowly up KateÕs
ass,Ó Gilda told one of the boys, the one whoÕd proved more obedient to her
wishes in carrying in the tub. He walked randily over to a table, a small
wooden thing that held the heaters for the oil, and passed his hand across
a series of large dildos waiting there.
ÒNot that one, itÕs too big for her. WeÕll use it another day,Ó Gilda
told the boy as he picked up an obscenely big dildo and turned to walk back
to Kate. He turned about again and, guided by Gilda, found the right one, a
smaller one but one that still made Kate shiver right down to her tailbone.
It was made of India rubber and looked about as flexible as a steel girder.
The boy seemed fascinated by the thought that it was going to be put up
KateÕs ass. He brought it over with a jaunty air, admiring it and smiling
wickedly. Gilda told him to wet it with oil to make it slippery and then to
give it to Kate.
Those were her words, ÒGive it to Kate,Ó but Kate knew, lying on her
tummy with GildaÕs hands prying apart her asscheeks, that she wouldnÕt be
handed it. Instead it would be rammed up her waiting hole. She bit her lip
and tried not to think about it. The boy smeared oil over the big prick. His
friend called him a fag for handling such an obviously male appliance.
Gilda scolded the other boy and told him to give Kate something to look at.
The disobedient boy seemed not to understand.
ÒGo show your penis to her. It will keep her happy and occupied
while sheÕs forced to accept the dildo,Ó Gilda told him. ÒBut donÕt put it in
her mouth.Ó
ÒYes, maÕam,Ó the boy replied. He strutted up to KateÕs head and
shoved his cock in her face. Kate tried to lick it but, worried that heÕd get
in trouble with Gilda again, the boy drew himself back, so that his cock
was just out of reach of her mouth. Slyly he let her caress it with her
breath.
ÒYEEEEEEEK!Ó Kate suddenly shouted. The boy in front of her, whose
name was Jay, leapt back for fear that she might arch her head out and
bite him. At KateÕs bottom the other boy, whose name she did not know
either but who was named Sam, began shoving the big dildo into her.
ÒShhhh, you can take it,Ó Gilda scolded. But Kate was sure she
couldnÕt and protested that it must be taken out. Sam seemed oblivious to
her cries. Kate clenched her bottomcheeks, despite the pain of doing it,
but Sam just shoved more of the fake cock into her, his own slapping hard
and ready against the backs of her thighs as he worked.
When Kate was presented to her master for breakfast she stood with
her head bowed and her legs stiff and awkward. She wore a short red
shift, too short to cover her pussy or her bottom. It was suspended from
her shoulders by two thin straps. In her bottom, bulging out quite
distinctly, for it had been too long to get all the way up, was the dildo
made of India rubber. It was black and looked as hard as the two erections
that GildaÕs nude male helpers still sported.
The maid entered with a tray of omelettes and toast. Kate felt
mortified that she should be seen by the maid, but there was nothing she
could do. The maid was middle-aged and fat and reminded Kate of a
woman who lived next to her mother and always complained that KateÕs
skirts were too short and made her look like a tramp. Now Kate, in a
skirt-like shift that ended at her waist, looked like the fulfillment of the
neighbor ladyÕs predictions. KateÕs hair was all curled and dolled up, and
festooned with pink ribbons. Her makeup was perfect. But her bottom was
bare and her legs had no stockings and elevated pumps on her feet made
her look like a streetwalker. Worst of all, her bottom was still welted
from her punishment last night, showing to all who cared to look that she
was indeed a bad girl.
Kate was made to sit on a chair with a pillow in it. Due to the dildo
sticking out of her butt Kate had to lean forward to sit.
(etc.)
USELESS CRAP
For People Who DonÕt Have a Date
by victor virgin
DOT NOTATION
Have you ever heard of Òdot notationÓ? ItÕs used in computer
programming to associate one thing with another. For instance, consider
this:
http://www.nambla.org
This is the uniform resource locator for NAMBLA. Do you see the
little periods between the words? They are an example of dot notation.
Now letÕs consider another example of dot notation:
System.out.println("I am a virgin")
This is also an example of dot notation. Again, the dots are the
little periods between the words.
The best way to understand dot notation is to do the following:
REPLACE THE DOT WITH AN ARROW
(In your mind)
So, with regard to the dot notation in:
System.out.println("I am a virgin")
We see, in our mind's eye:
System ---> out ---> println("I am a virgin")
System passes the buck to out
out passes the buck to println
println is EMPOWERED to actually DO something, and so println prints
this line:
("I am a virgin")
Dot notation is a way for things to Òpass the buckÓ. Now you can
pass the time telling people about dot notation. Maybe it will even get you
a date.
(But probably not.)
AND IN THE END...
ÒEverythingÕs been said but not everybodyÕs said it.Ó
- Mo Udall
Source: Washington Week in Review, December 18, 1998.
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